>>21487010
Trvke. Bacon should not be crunchy. It's done cooking it's just barely starting to crisp up. The exterior is just a bit crispy, but the interior is still fatty and soft (but not chewy).

People never get this right. Usually they burn the fuck out of it so that it shatters into a million pieces on your first bite. Other times they undercook it, so you just have this limp, chewy strip of meat. The second mistake is especially egregious on burgers and breakfast burritos, where a bite that should go right through instead fails to cut the bacon, causing you to either pull the rest of the bacon out (and with it half of burger), or sit there with your face in your food awkwardly trying to cut the bacon with your front teeth.

Drinking water when you aren't thirsty because you want to stay hecking "hydrated" is npc behavior

>>714867047
Nintendo is an evil anti-consumer anti-competition overly litigious soulless corporation. They're no better than EA, Activation Blizzard and Ubisoft. That said, the big difference between Nintendo and those other companies is that Nintendo actually gives a fuck about the quality of their games. The constantly put out bangers and they revolutionized gaming in the 80's.

>>81522385
There absolutely is not when it comes to the parts involved in eating ass. It would take superhuman tongue game to hit the prostate.