>>42324131
how about the janitors nuke them since a good chunk of the people interacting with the retards are newfags who don't know how to block/ignore/etc

>>42300955
>>42301104
>claims he doesn't want to fuck mares
>hangs out on the mare fucking wesbite

>Ever since Anon had arrived in Equestria, he'd been the subjected to the countries archaic rules
>Meaning he doesn't as much rites considering he's a male creature
>Not stallion, which is an important part since they have more rights here in the present century
>So it's no wonder he would get snatched up by the local animal lover Fluttershy
>Collared and settled in in her cabin
>It's not all bad though
>Sure he's fed fish and vegetables
>Plus his brain is slowly settled in the more submissive role during sex
>Fluttershy would tug on the leash as she rode you silly
>You never came so hard in your life
>"Ahhh good boy~ You're such a wonderful slut for me aren't you?"
>She preened at you and stuffed your face into her tuft, forcing you to inhale her scent
>It was like this ever since
>Until now
>When an entourage of night ponies and the Princes Luna arrived at your marefriend's doorstep, she seemed to have a heart attack
>"P-Princess, it's sure is a surprise to see you here."
>"At ease, Bearer of Kindness, I'm just here to confirm something"
>You came out of the cabin confused, sporting bitemarks and hoofmarks all over
>All the batmares looked at you hungrily, much to your discomfort
>Luna however turned to you with a small smile
>You didn't have a chance to retaliate as she zoomed in front of you and forced you to inhale her tuft
>It was different from Fluttershy
>More empowering, more beautiful
>Your Equestrian-addled monkey brain switched on as you clung on the alicorn
>Fluttershy was shocked at what she was seeing and instinctively tried to pounce Luna for molesting her stallion
>But she was merely backhanded by the princess
>"Apologies, but I'm just here to establish the rules you applied to this... stallion."
>The pegasus watched with horror as she claimed your lips
>A part of you wanted to pull away, since you loved Fluttershy
>But again that part of your brain haywired as you pushed deeper into the kiss
>Somehow doing this with a stronger mare feels wonderful
>She slowly pulls away, exposing the bridge of saliva connecting you and her
>"I believe I have explained myself for you... erm."
"Anon..."
>You whispered dreamily to her
>Luna smiled
>"Anon it is then."
>She said with more confidence
>You slowly mounted Luna on her back, inhaling more of her marely scent from her mane
>You don't even hear Fluttershy's protest as the moon princess whisked you away
>You feel a click from your neck as Luna throws away the collar from your neck
>"You won't be needing this anymore Anon. Back in my day, we didn't have any fancy schmancy toys. We used our own bodies."
>Your arms clung harder on your new marefriend's neck as the journey to Canterlot begins

>>42239328
>Perhaps you should become out beloved betrothed.
>That way no one else will bother us~.