>>715567609
the arc of this game is really amazing. It had all the hype and momentum needed to be great, except being a good game

>>715199510
it's not a good game and the rollout was somehow even worse. The biggest problem with most smash clones in general is that they are not good games. Some mechanic/balance grievances aside Smash is a fairly high quality series even when they intentionally shoot it in the foot

Reindog
He'll bark all night long
Other fighters
Suck cocks all night long

'Round these parts, everyone knows the tale
'Bout the top dog, the grinder's holy grail
Play rounds with this beaut, you drownin' in tail
Sit back and watch the fighting feature
Play him when it's rainin', play him when it's sunny
Use him when you're a bit short on e-money
Even though some might call this doggy funny
Truly he's the only top tier creature

Reindog, you make me go "ha ha hee hee"
Why are you so hysterically funny?
Please stop making me laugh
As much as plastic bags and 2 turtles

First time I saw that fluffy boy, I was skeptical
But now when I see him, my wiener gets erectical
When that dog twerks it up, it's truly a spectacle
Really makes me go "hee hee ha ha"
So laugh it up, you cowards, his time is now
Pay up for all his skins, you ungrateful sow
He's the best character, and I'll show you how
After I'm done chronically masturbating...

Reindog, I want to make love with your dick
I know that's not quite the right word, but it's thick
Tear my anus up
And put your sperm inside me

Reindog once told me that he wanted to eradicate all Smashposters.
I gave him a fist bump and said, "Fuck yeah, brother, HUH HUH!"
Let those fucking degenerates get pissed on to death.
...Call it extreme watersports.

And one day I hope to see Reindog at the top
He's won and the Reinmain domination won't stop
With his enemies' remains on the floor, it'll have to be mopped
And we can make dog treats from their entrails...
With Reindog, of course.

Reindog, I want to imbibe in your cum
The feel of your rocket, it makes me go numb
Fill me with custard 'til BARK! you're all done
I'll be there to cheer on you until you've won
Reindog, now I see
Why that doggo is so funny!

...Reindog, I love you...