The reason why horse name are so weird is because (according to official rules):
1. Horse names must be unique so they could not be mistaken for someone else
2.The same name cannot be used ever again by any other horse.

All the normal names got used up centuries ago, so now you got names like Fortnite Dance and Skibidi Rizz

>>529760082
you didn't trick me because i was playing gold ship the whole time

>>529656651
my gold ship will protect me of course. she IS the strongest after all

>>529516792
both in personality and in gameplay i can't get enough of the end comebacks she does