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Nice sex

I HATE TEIO

Does winning the URA finals impact anything for gene inheritance? Some of my runs fail.....

I want cut out the giant beating heart of a horse girl

I forgor my password....

We hate Rice Shower here btw

There's nothing wrong with gaslighting though

>fail maestro proc
>career ruined
>get boxed in for 3 seconds near the last spurt
>career ruined
>npc gets lucky
>career ruined
I hate this game

Bestiality is bad.

>>530039092
skill issue desu

>>530038994
If you are about to break 1k its the % of that increases

Third day of horsing around and I still haven't won URA despite having all support cards MAXXED

What the fuck

Post happy teios

I can't get pass Kikuka Sho with an End Gold Ship.
>prioritize speed while keeping power ~50 behind
>she can't accelerate enough for the last spurt
>prioritize power while keeping speed ~50 behind
>she has no speed to gain on the front runners
Help.

>>530039127
That's a boy

REMINDER TO ALL NEWFAGS
uma x trainer (male) is the only true pair

>>530039047
HEIL BOURBON, DEATH TO RICE SHOWER

>>530039164
horse?
stats?
genes?

>>530038248
That's not nice

>>530039092
Now you are getting the real life horse racing experience!

Kill cripple teio

>>530039185
Imagine pulling down his boy shorts

>enemy Golshi is visible and already on outer lane mid-race
noo Golshi-sama yamete

>open game
>bakushin bakushin bakushin

>erm actually you need +400 stamina in pvp because of the passive ura boost
>erm actually you do need guts since they'll rework it into a good stat
nigga I can barely get to the current benchmarks as is where tf do i cram 500 bonus points

>>530039164
This is why you need to pull for Kitasan Black and get her or get bricked for 2 years

>>530039292
>Vanguard kicks in
DIE GOLSHI DIE

how the fuck do I win with the robutt
she keeps getting her win stolen by McQueen at the Arima Kinen

>>530039235
I don't know

>>530039185
I want to have sex with a boy then

>>530039047
Posting ningen women should be punishable by crucifixtion

>tfw Eastern european in my late 20's
which Uma is for me?

>>530039326
If you got good inheritance, stats will stop being an issue

>>530039047
based

THIS is a real propaganda

>>530039384
Who do you want to use right now?

so there's no point in rolling on the Kitasan banner if I'm not planning on whaling for 600 rolls right?

>>530039326
you have a long time before you have to worry about guts and there will be better means to raise stats and better scenarios than URA by then.

>>530039489
Breeding mare

mambo mambo
omatsuri mambo

>>530039341
Am I bricked

>>530039164
When you say maxxed, you mean just levelled up to 35 or 30, right?
If those are your results from max limit break then that's hilarious
Make sure you're using good cards too

What do horse duplicates get you?

>>530039454
air shakur

>>530039574
>mare

>>530039463
In my experience inheritance aint shit and it's entirely having MLB support cards

dead general
dead game

>>530039598
i'd be bricked up too with those horses on my screen

>>530039535
you just need 200. you will be able to maxx it later on with items

what is Uma Stan activate condition?
It never activate for me

>>530039535
Yeah this is the final redpill, this is obsession over this card or that card hardly matters if you’re not emptying your wallet to uncap her 4 times

I regret skipping opera

>>530039535
It's still a good idea for when we get universal uncap items later

>>530039613
upgrading below 2* up to 3* gets you stats and their unique can now pass down in inheritance. You also get some base stats on the uma.
upgrading above 3* also gives you base stats and upgrades the unique further to make it more potent.

dupes beyond 3* are mostly for happy accident, shop stuff over a long period of time and space whale since cards are far more important and valuable.

>>530039598
>FM
>Renting a free card
Your SuperCreek?
I hope you are reading the skills of your cards and it matches your current horse and stat targets
>>530039706
I heard that too, cant wait to start that KB banner already

>>530039454
Rudolf.

>>530039784
even just super creek mlb was a gigantic gamechanger. had stamina freidnship trainings and swinging maestro before vodkas debut

>>530039741
be around a bunch of uma, i usually only get it to proc on the final straight

>>530039535
>he think he will get it in 600

>>530039454
Bourbon

>>530039708
go back to /bag/

I will forever hate Mejiro Ryan for how hard he tries to brick my runs

Middle schoolers

>>530039701
I wish the girls could run in those training track suits, they are really hot

>>530039706
proper inheritance is a massive stat swing that opens up a lot of options.
+63 stats onto a stat or spread across stats at run start and then you get similar stat levels at the goddess statue events.

What it says complete a career do I have to win?
I hate Daiwa scarlet.

>>530039038
When can I get this horse?

>rudolf ability literally always procs
damn this horse kinda goated fr fr no cap

>>530039750
as you should

Good day! Have you seen my cute boyfriend?
Now you have!

>>530039520
I want to do URA for rolls

>>530039535
>>530039746
The point is that you roll for it, and you roll for it again on reruns and you just don't bother rolling for ANY other speed cards
If you need some card for niche skills, that's what you borrow and you just have a core of several good max dupe cards you use for everything

Aoharu when

>>530039980
the only conditional is that you pass three horses late in the race, easy for end/late and not too hard for many pace situations too.

Got a really good reroll with 7 SSRs in 40 pulls, with both of the best SSRs included as well.
I doubt this is worth discarding for the shake of rerolling for Kitasan Black, right? Do they even do reruns?

Can I ask who are some umas that get at least romantic or imply it with trainer? I won the URA with Rice and to be honest through the career and not only in the career, all around she's been pretty obviously with marriage in mind.

People told me there was no real fnservice nor love for you here so I was kinda ignoring umamusume till now, did I just hit jackpot with Rice or did people lie to me.

Granny sexo

> El in JP Umapyoi sounds cute and a little annoying
> El singing Engrish version sounds mature
....how?

Btw while i was rerolling for days, i did it on the oguri 0.75% rateup banner and i often didn’t get the rateup SSR within 40 pulls over three instances that much.
I just wanted to say f2ps expecting MLB or 3LB kitasan blacks are delusional and are gonna get a rude awakening when it finally comes over

>>530039980
Every time I try to run her as a pace she's always just slightly too fast and leads the back so she can't activate it. Stupid whore.

>>530040146
top gun

>>530039973
maybe 2026

>>530040015
Why si your boyfriend brown?

>>530040146
you were lied to

Why is Kisaten Buraku good again?

>>530040140
kitasan gets a rerun
there are reruns but not very many so don't depend on them
the positive is that essentially nothing in this game is a limited banner, everything gets dumped into the general pool.

>>530039986
I want more pseudo lewds of Opera

>>530040140
They do reruns, yes. Absolutely keep that account.

>>530040213
Not that one, the other cute! The brown one is cute too, though.

>first couple of days
>no idea what I'm doing
>burn clocks on careers I have no chance beyond luck on winning
>now just mercy kill some runs but getting farther and farther
>only burn clocks on extremely bad RNG

>>530040243
Fully upgraded it pretty much shows up at speed training 100% of the time. That's on top of a decent skill list.

>>530040201
Maybe run her as a Late you orc

>>530040146
it ranges

>>530040262
That just means it gets bloated up the waazoo
Like I once got 7 ssrs in a 10 pull in GBF but none of them were worth shit

>>530039927
based

>>530040192
https://psyche.co/ideas/speaking-a-different-language-can-change-how-you-act-and-feel

>>530040140
keep this account and stop sweating over kitasan, you have 2 chances to MLB her and eventually after the rerun she will start falling off anyway.

>>530039293
my bad

>>530040140
Yes, they do reruns, selector banners, universal dupe materials, and anni/event paid selectors
That looks like a solid account though and you should just try to save until kitasan and roll on her anyway, but I wouldn't reroll the acc if you don't get her because you've got nothing to borrow from others so you can just borrow her
>>530040146
You were lied to but it's mostly honse flirting with you while you side step or turn her down
The game lacks fanservice compared to coomer tiddies in your face type gachas

>>530040243
It has excellent training modifiers across the board, very high specialty, a good event chain that packs mood ups and healing, a lot of universal hints, and an okay universal gold skill.

First attempt as winning ticket. What a fucking beast. Never lost anything, absolutely fucking cleaned house.

>>530039454
Rudolf
Polen?

>>530040080
theres a reason none of the events include an uma choosing the best or most experienced trainer, they choose the one they like the most, cause they're basically just looking for a husband

>>530040337
I only burn clocks in the final races

>>530040395
That's why you should spark it on the initial and use universals to mlb it

>>530040395
it does get bloated, but nearly all the good gbf characters are limited anyway

>>530039454
>eastern european
Which kind? There is a few, quite varied while at it. Not all of them are savage creatures.

>>530040201
it always procs for me as pace, give her less speed and more power and stamina

>another Medium
AAAAIIIIEEEEEE GIVE ME LONG URA

>>530040146
top gun explicitly wants the D. her entire career is just going on dates with you and talking about how much she wants to do "grown up stuff".

>>530040463
Veteran trainers are most likely too old to breed.

>>530040549
baltic

>get aroused by Top Gun's voice
>Google her VA
>find out that her VA voices eroge and she specializes in lolis
Holy based now I know what to do with my free time.

>>530040573
you have to do a bunch of extra long races in your free time

>>530040408
Ah, that explains it
Thanks dacchi

>>530039598
Reroll

>>530039598
no but thats a stupid card to borrow

How the fuck do I start getting anything other than B...
>steamy solidarity
also does that mean I lost my virginity?

Can i still get the launch rewards if i start today? Also is it safe to invest money in this game or will it go eos like princess connect?

>>530040349
>pretty much shows up at speed training 100% of the time
That’s not how that stat works at all.
It’s a percentage modifier on the base rate of ~18%. So MLB Kitasan has a 200% modifier and thus shows up on Speed ~36%.

>>530040709
I borrow it for my Bakushin runs because I don't have it maxxed myself yet and it's more EP...

>>530040680
Bakushin is indisputably the goat. The fastest uma of all time, completely unbeaten across her entire career, winning every race by an insane margin. Only in my career tho.

>>530040760
cygame self publish global

>start nice nature career because girlfailure version of hahaman sounds interesting
>it’s surprisingly romantic and the stories keep trying to hook you as a trainer up with the horse
Did i fall for nice nature shilling?

So here's a funny story about how Daiwa Scarlet + Quagsire became a popular meme in Japan:

1. A famous blogger posted a story about being able to afford a trip to Universal Studios Japan with proceeds from writing fanfiction about Dragon Car-sex (Which stems from an urban legend in Japan about how the west has very strict rules about R-18 things excluding obscure things like dragon car-sex... Which led to it becoming an ironic rule-34 meme... And the fanfiction in question was about Glacias from Last Origin)
2. People flipped out about this and began shitposting in the comments section to divert attention away from it
3. The blogger picked 10 of his favorite comments, and #7 among them was one that read: "I prefer Daiwa Scarlet over Quagsire"
4. People lost even more shit and began arguing against that, saying things like: "Daiwa Scarlet can't defend against Zacian," and "Has Quagsire even won an Arima Kinen?"
5. The juxtaposition of Daiwa Scarlet and Quagsire made for good synergy, and a bunch of fanart began to be made
6. Daiwa Scarlet's VA herself joined in, posting her own drawing of Quagsire: https://x.com/chisanigis/status/1526759658504892416

>>530040743
At the moment, getting A is basically a pipe dream unless your using the Wit / Speed build, or you get an unfathomably godly run. Including keeping fans up to unlock skills the whole time.

For the record, dont do the wit / speed build trick. It will push you up in pvp and you will get steamrolled.

>>530040774
why is she so fluffy?

Can I get a TLDR on the powercreep?

>>530040652
She also voiced the main girl in Bunny Garden.
In fact, all three of Bunny Garden girls are uma VAs.

>>530040775
Once again the youtuber sources oversell things, thanks for correction trainer.

>>530040826
HEIL BOURBON
HEIL VICTORY

>>530040873
owari da...

>>530039737
>>530039758
How much farming does it take to get 1 of these upgrade thingies? Like how many per year can I expect to get?

>>530040932
whats bunny garden and how can I jerk off to it

>>530040826
I thought this was the MGS4 fight for a second

>>530040889
>For the record, dont do the wit / speed build trick. It will push you up in pvp and you will get steamrolled.
explain

>>530040652
based

>>530040878
>Dragon Car-sex
l m a o
>Daiwa Scarlet's VA herself joined in
I was always wondering how the fuck this weird combination started. Many years back when going through random pixiv profiles I saw some Uma x Pokemon art, which confused the fuck out of me but I found it amusing. Kept seeing it over the years but had no clue why it's a thing, and clearly didn't bother to check. To find out the reason for this so many years later is something. Thanks, anon!

>>530041115
Just play the game daily and you'll be fine.

>>530040873
anon, some of the stories very much paired (you) with the trainee.
Still, you chose the right path. Nice nature is a nice girl

>>530038994
You miss a chance at this

OH MY FUCKING GOD I FINALLY GOT THE 5 SUPPORT CARDS MISSION COMPLETED!!!! THAT WAS 3 STRAIGHT DAYS OF NON STOP BAKUSHIN FARMING. HOLY FUCK

>>530040573
Maya defaults at long if you only run one Mid race.

>>530040921
>release thing
>4 months later release same thing but better

>>530040652
I did not know this. I just like her cause I like air plane.
But this is a welcomed addition,

>>530040873
You got caught in her trap! Nice Nature is actually a devious golddigger!

I think I Bakushit my pants

>>530041369
Naughty Neicha....

whats the quickest way to do career for the daily stuff?

>>530040873
Nice Natie has the best Christmas gift to (You). Hell most of her events are basically flirting with (You).

>>530041232
Why would Opera say this about Bakushin

>>530041418
Guaranteed loser run with McQueen

>King Halo's career
how did her horse owners approve this? this shit is just cruel

>>530041418
>finish debut
>do free race
>recreation/rest until the next objective

>>530041418
Oguri is pretty easy and great uma to spark

>>530039598
Being maxxed doesn't mean shit if the stats or skills aren't compatible with the uma you are training.
You first choose an uma.
Then you choose good genes and supports specific to its strategy and career.
And then don't be a retard. A career is long, the immediate +15 to speed now is not worth not getting a good friendship and then reaping the +50 later on.

>>530041486
a horrific career just presents the opportunity to win it all irregardless of the rigging

How do i do the obtain 3 plushies mission? What do i need to look out for during a career?

>>530041115
About 2 per year.

>>530041405
made me chuck, fuck you

>>530040873
Nice waifu has snagged another in her grasp…

MARUZENSKY!

so what's the strat to making a god tier parent uma? 600 power and stamina and spam g1 races and grab all the good skills for the racer type I'm targeting?

>>530041535
yeah but why did they have to add the parts with the abusive mom

I've been looking at some horses and decided to wait on this one

>>530039221
Silent wife

>>530041486
qrd?

>>530041486
>how did her horse owners approve this? this shit is just cruel
Her owner didn't exactly have the power to overwrite true history.

Got 1 McQueen's card from story and 1 is in the club shop, where am I supposed to get the rest?

Do I pick Symboli Rudolf as my free pick

> Durandal: "I am yours forever"
> Falcon: "*I LOVE YOU"
Pretty blatant for (you), especially the French dog

>>530040826
Man that reminds me I still havent't finished the Pirate Majima game

>>530041405
Is Urara holding a Garmin

>>530041669
There’s more in the shop, the price just goes up.

>>530041115
I got 2 so far. I *may* be able to get another one before the year is over
>t. trying to MLB a speed SSR from scratch

>>530041690
Do you like autistic women?

>>530041690
do you like puns

UMAS WE HATE: RICE AND TEIO
UMAS WE LOVE: THE ENTIRE CAST EXCEPT RICE AND TEIO

>>530041209
Your stats are inflated essentialy. That build is enough to win URA since career mode pads out your stats, but more balanced builds will win against you in PvP where there is no padding.

>>530041663
the horse used a cell phone to abuse her horse daughter IRL?

>loses a race
DAI SAN NO BAKUDAN
BITE ZA DUSTO!

UMAS WE HATE: NONE
UMAS WE LOVE: ALL

>>530041702
don't even bother finishing that slop, it literally ends with a Shrek 2 dance montage

>not even one bar
Super Creek is a fucking dogshit noob trap

>>530041690
1. Do you like "hags"?
2. Do you like puns galore?
3. Do you like dorky older woman?
4. Do you enjoy SEX?

>>530041782
nah teio a cute

>>530041782
based take anon

>>530041890
I wish I could collect them all.

>>530041890
we hate rice shower in this thread anon

>>530041914
erm anon you're supposed to click the trainings where she's on

>>530041369
cheating whore

>>530041927
>>530041928
Fucking kek

>>530041928
why do people love being mean to teio
what did she do to deserve this

>>530041624
Chevacchi? She's cute.
Be careful since her two sisters are siscon

>>530041914
>didn't spend the first 2 periods friendshipmaxxing
trainer issue

>we HATE XYZ horse post #231903ß2132
boooooooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiing
get some new material you fags

>do pvp team races
>lose to Umas a whole rank lower than mine
okay then

>>530041542
Pls help

>>530040878
>2. People flipped out about this and began shitposting in the comments section to divert attention away from it
what's there to "divert attention from"? the whole "lol i funded this trip from writing furry lemon fanfics" sounds like a shitpost already

>>530041690
yes

UMAS WE LOVE: coffee

Where do I get more of pic related?

>>530041980
nigger what?
HEIL BOURBON
HEIL NICE NATURE
DEATH TO RICE SHOWER
DEATH TO TEIO

>>530041969
>>530042025
Yeah, let me just do guts training 15 times. There's clearly a problem with her specifically when Seiyun and every other stamina card in existence max outs immediately

>>530042070
>he consumed

>>530042047
go on recreation anywhere in the classic/senior year
hope you hit the claw machine date event
thats it

God tier outfit.

With support cards, do you always want the cards to be of the specialty that you're going to be training the most?
i.e if you're going for a Bakushin speed, you want 6x speed?

>>530042060
>Be me
>trainer
>somehow landed symboli rudolf as trainee
>she's at random international royal social event
>sleeping in dorm
>woken up by door slamming open
>its rudolf
>she's drunk
>and belligerent
what happens next anons?

>>530041980
Yeah mine

>>530042178
You want at least 1 wit card

>>530042008
They can cheer us on

Guys I’m sorry, I’m just really mad because Rice and Teio pulled out their big stallion cocks and spitroast me in front of my umas.
If you see me post more it’s because I’m very very gay and I liked it

>>530042070
How did you even manage to spend them all? I've been no-lifing the game with one million event points already and have 60 left

My sweet Urara, arima kinen will soon be yours

Daiwa is a fat cow in both uma and human form

>>530042218
Why? What's that card for?

>>530042092
na skill issue even at base she has specialty rate up 20 for stamina

>>530042194
Clearly, umapyoi

>>530042298
Every honse wants some level of wit so they can reliably trigger their skills and running a card makes it so it restores more energy each tap

>>530042286
holy shit anon you'll be the first on global

>>530042286
isn't it a scripted loss

>>530042180
>sexy hag
>cute kid boy
>30yo dork
>youthful college student
>random handsome guy

>>530042418
Nope, turf and distance penalties are just that severe at low ranks.

>>530042418
you can win it

I guess this isn't a very good setup for a miler huh? Shame about those track upgrades...

Remember that Golshi has 10 kids and they're all mine

>>530042365
no anon, repeated umapyoi, all night

>>530041663
>>530041837
Eh, no. The part where her mother disagree is taken from her jockey, whose mother disagreed of Fukunaga becoming one like his father.

Also that image is from 2018, where Halo's jockey (represented as her trainer in game) finally win Derby, riding Wagnerian
King Halo has died 5 years before that in 2013

>>530041554
>>530041737
Grim

>>530042194
>Meanwhile, at the Tracen security hut...

>>530042489
Where’s his crown

>>530042268
I've been no-lifing too. How did (You) get 1 mil so fast with 60 juices left?

>>530041617
Both her IRL mom and dad are big G1 winners, and her jockey was also the son of a famous jockey. She had a good run in junior year, so people had very high expectations, but she flopped hard in the classics.

Do higher star honses get more sparks at the end of each run?

>>530042559
He bakushin'd I bet

>>530042293
And?

Umas have Ojisan fetish by nature

>>530042531
>trainers aren't allowed to go into the uma dorms (filled with responsible and strong umas, they could easily resist any advances)
>umas are allowed to go into the trainer dorms (one per room, like apartments, defenseless)
The academy is just a PP farm for these umas

>>530042489
Oh so these are the plushies. I want an Ogurin one

>>530042510
Shit, wrong info.
Halo has retired but still alive when his jockey win Tokyo Yushun in 2018.
>>530042587
This.
On the bright side, she's the canon wife for Team Ascella trainer

How are you supposed to even start parent farming when all you fucking get are 1* guts sparks

Do all umas NEED to have a trainer? Can't umas train themselves independently or each other?

>>530042675
Not exactly, umas just produce about 2x the estrogen of normal human females, making them insatiably horny, taking this along with the fact they are stronger than the average male, and most trainers are in very good shape due to their advanced knowledge of the bodily sciences.... well, I'm sure you can fill in the rest.

>>530042675
>Franchise made by ojisan for ojisan
>Uma are all perfectly made for said audience
No wonder I like it so much

>ran out of alarm clocks so now my runs are either win or die
i kinda hate this but I guess it's the point of the game

>>530041621
better get Bakushinning

>>530042852
Umas without a trainer are not allowed to race in the twinkle series.
Just like how horses who dropped their jockeys are disqualified from the race.

so after rerolling i finally got super creek SSR and a few other SSR's

do i now save up my carats for kitasan?

>>530042852
No, they’re too dumb and will just spend all day mindlessly trying to go fadst and eating sweets all day.

>>530039706
Inheritance is a flat 400 stats wherever you want without being dependent on cards and rng

>>530042852
Haven't you watched the anime?
They need a contract with a trainer to debut in graded races.

>>530042168
love me some hag umas

I think Twin Turbo is sexy

>>530042587
omg she's just like me

The highest price paid at auction for a Thoroughbred was set in 2006 at $16,000,000 for a two-year-old colt named The Green Monkey.[95] Record prices at auction often grab headlines, though they do not necessarily reflect the animal's future success; in the case of The Green Monkey, injuries limited him to only three career starts before being retired to stud in 2008, and he never won a race.[95] Conversely, even a highly successful Thoroughbred may be sold by the pound for a few hundred dollars to become horsemeat. The best-known example of this was the 1986 Kentucky Derby winner Ferdinand, exported to Japan to stand at stud, but was ultimately slaughtered in 2002, presumably for pet food.[96]

BRVTAL

>ushi musume: daiwa scarlet, dantsu flame
>inu musume: sakura chiyono O, durandal, blast onepiece
>loaf: narita top loaf

>>530042991
Love this artist

BIG BINGO WIN! SCRATCHER-MILLIONS LOTTO MEGA JACKPOT!

>>530042852
try to practice any sports without a coach or trainer bro, despite being hot they're still athletes

>>530039706
I have 12 speed 3 stamina 3 power and I almost always finish every run with speed training at level 2.

>>530043043
Not yet. I will watch it today.

So when do we get the collab with the American Umas

Your new wife when training Ascella, anons.

Enjoy

>>530043241
What the hell is that thing made of if it’s knocking over these ripped horse women

>>530043236
You are like a little baby

>>530043343
Soon. Why do you think Global was released?

>>530043127
OK i laughed

>>530043298
>not yet
stupid dog

>>530042675
>oh cool this guy updated
>not on danbooru yet, check pixiv
>see this
WHOA WHOA WHOA

Looks like our Kasamatsu couple has been getting freaky off-camera.
Fucking Joe needs to step up his game.

Do umas even deserve the same rights as humans in society? It seems they're too dumb for anything other than racing.

stretching Rice Shower's ears as punishment for being ugly and stupid

Before I start playing, I need to ask
Is this a *smooch* type of general or a *smack* type of general?

>>530043343
Nyo I don't want to go to California...

Honse

>>530043378
Unobtainium.
>>530043480
They're Humanoid, so yes. Simple as.
>>530043506
It's a EVERYONE MUST GO FUCK YOURSELF kinda general.

>>530043506
nyo

>sakuraniku have discord server
grim!

>>530042418
You sounds like nice nature

Any info on support card unique perks?

>>530043480
What a boring and dumb post, as expected from an umaru poster

Nice size difference

Finally, some good fucking food.
Spinoff manga (that's not just a one shot) about these two when?

>>530043508
Between Cesario and Loves, I think a Breeders Cup scenario like L’arc is pretty inevitable.

>want to do uma run already
>need just little SP to level up my card to max which I can get from the daily and doing a run before that feels like a waste

I'm going to the uma lives matter protest as a ningen ally in case an uma shows me her umanko as gratitude

>>530043343
In the manga when they've introduced Umas based on horses that were more foreign, they changed their names to not have to do the legal owner permissions they do with the Japanese ones. Like Obey Your Master being a renamed Pay The Butler. It's like an inverse of when they translate Jojo to English.

>>530043378
Heavy bags can weigh between 100 to 150 lbs.
They're usually filled with sand and a mix of textile material. When one of those starts swinging like in the image that means someone is hitting it with about 1200 lbs of force

so the parents and grandparents stats don't matter at all??? it's only about the sparks and affinities?

uma uma uma uma uma uma

>>530043734
Haha Urara has a bigger chest than Suzuka

Do we have a honse sharing spreadsheet yet?

>>530042518
It's a free copy on any SSR card you have, why would you expect it to be a common thing? At its best, it's equivalent to 200 pulls

>>530043860
what did he mean by this?

>>530042418
There are no scripted losses, everything is winnable.

>Daiwas Scarlet Run
>No. 1 Favorite in every race
>Keep choking to 2nd or 3rd

This bitch is getting no clocks.

>>530043803
uma is definitely the higher caste in their society, there's an entire lane specifically made for uma on highways

>>530043480
My personal schizo theory? They were a dominant minority race that ruled mankind for the majority of early history, but literal humanism and liberal sensibilities allowed humans more rights, which led to them quickly outpacing umas who now just live a life of bread and circus but they are the circus

>have the stats
>have S tier in my race type
>place 12th

>>530043860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0

Does this game have rateup guarantees?
Or could I end up getting the non-rateup multiple times in a row?

>>530043937
stop putting her pace with 7 other hors

>>530042518
Dama bars were that uncommon in Grub early on too, where's the surprise?

This is a good horse

>>530043950
That's like saying cyclist is a higher class because there's a bike lane on roads

>>530043858
That's right, you essentially want 8-9 sparks in a useful stat for each of your parents.

how do i get silence suzuka VA gf wife?

>>530043950
ningen women should revolt against the tyrannical uma government then

>>530042518
It's definitely more than two, especially if you include the free selector they hand out from time to time.

>>530044043
You'd be right
In a just world they'd be driven off the roads

>>530043992
skill (luck) issue

Japanese horses have nothing on americans

Can you play the jukebox song sung by different uma? My favorite version Winning the Soul is Tokai Teio one.

>>530043734
Suzuka looks like she only fucks black stallions

>>530044062
By going to your local plastic aurgeon

>>530044005
You roll 200 times and you get one of the rate ups, if there are multiple rate ups you choose which one you want. There is no boosts or guanteed rate ups between 1 and 200 rolls

>>530044005
You can get off-bannered multiple times. The guaranteed system is in the form of a spark at 200 pulls

>>530043378
>>530043854
Normally, you need to be a natural heavyweight to send those things swinging with a single punch.

But if you're doing something like practicing combos, it's pretty easy for those consecutive strikes to add up so that unless you have someone holding it you're gonna have to settle it down between sets.

>>530044008
What does that mean? Won't A tier pace be better than C? Do you mean front or behind?

>>530039967
It's way better than the generic idol outfit

>>530044182
they should add skibidi toilet to the game

Umamusumes were probably luddites who protested automobiles.

You do have the achievement, right anon?

>>530044039
That's a donkey, not a horse.

>>530044201
no way...you mean she's not natural?

>>530043480
Since I have no desire to meet Irish royal interrogators, I'm going to say they deserved the same rights as ningen

>>530044191
I fucking wish. Seems like they limit it in the same way they limit the song releases for the official OST releases. So no album with ALL different versions of Umapyoi or >>530043993

>>530044197
Kisaten Black…

what should i spend friend points and club points on

>>530044339
no

>>530044039
I agree

>>530044375
Urara card

>using the stamina calculator
>swapping from front runner to pace increases the amount of stamina required
So front runners actually require the least stamina?

>>530044008
>No 1 Favorite
>Lone Front Runner
>Chokes to 13th

This just happened, this run is completely bricked.

>>530044240
Daiwa has front runner proficiency the same level as pace, and if there's a million pace chasers fighting for position with her you're liable to get fucked by being boxed unless you've focused power or breaking out skills.

>>530044339
ive got like 7 because i keep trying to race 1 and 2 stars and theyve got stupid careers

>>530044039
>>530044345
>>530044406
this donkey looks like a child which means you guys are honses

>>530044339
Do you?

Wtf... Just two gold recovery skills already eat up all your skill points

>>530044435
Generally stam requirements dont change. regardless of position.

>>530044475
Looks like your trainee didn't have enough Guts to finish to the end!

https://twitter.com/litobana15/status/1941310383844896921?t=z6LFMCHfBtdTSwYrpWKX2w&s=19
who is this cutie

>>530044532
welcome to long races!

Is there seriously no fucking way to influence sparks? There's no way it's just a coincidence I got nothing but 1* guts from my last 7 runs.

>>530044350
This is her in like 2015 read the moonrunes if you don't believe me.

>>530044339
i only got my 2nd URA finale win yesterday

>>530044551
I thought stamina cost is based on your current speed.

Silence Suzuka died at 4?!….no….

>>530044571
I just love Hikaru Toono's voice

>>530044605
wtf...you sure it's not puberty hit like a truck thing?

>>530044585
the stat chosen is random, but there are cutoffs on stats and what % chance you have to get 2 and 3* sparks based on how you did.
Guts spark spam is just bad luck.

>>530044605
damn she has shit taste

>>530043958
The fact that they need human males to reproduce (and from a meta perspective are limited by the number of real horses that exist at any one time in our timeline) precludes this.

Umas were certainly a strategic resource for a myriad of reasons, but unless they go the way of the Amazonians they're always gonna be integrated to one faction or the other.

>>530044571
Machikane Tannhauser
Machitan
Mambo
> t. Pic unrel

if i claim the random 3* ticket right now, will it expire into clovers?

>>530044514
So true

I made a bunch of Umas end they inherited a bunch of bad sparks, I won the URA but I guess they are a bricked Uma that's not worth using as legacy? I'm a newfaggot

>>530044683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk

Is Special Week good for going after the Long URA Finale?

>>530044571
>He doesn't know Mambo

>>530044662
No, its always static

year 1
short 150
mile 200
medium 250
anything higher 300

senior year
short 300
mile 400
medium 450
2500 500
3000 550
3200 600

>>530044435
It's written in the guide, IIRC it's something like
End : 1.0 x STA
Late : 0.995 x STA
Pace : 0.8 x STA
Front : 0.9 x STA
The number above is wrong but the point is pace chaser consume the most stamina

>>530042852
Honestly, in my experience, a trainer helps a lot. Not just for correcting your form, but you push yourself harder than when you're by yourself.

>>530044605
She looked cuter here

>>530044582
Long races will be shit to run on Global until we get at least Kitasan, but realistically you'll need MLB Kitasan+ a handful of other MLB SRs if you want to target races 3000m+ without failing your career
That, or just wait until MANT where you can choose to do nothing but 3000m races but that's months from now

>>530044715
What are the cutoffs?

>>530044730
Yeah but they’re so strong they can just take men for themselves
What’s the little ningen bitch gonna do?

>>530044807
Thats not a swimsuit, thats fucking underwear

mambo xd

>>530044754
Wait for after the reset in 13 minutes if you want to be safe.

>>530044834
That's why Ogurin runs fluffy!

>>530044571 >>530044807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
>>530044773 >>530044838
You will NOT make me into a honse!

>>530044662
It is, don't listen to global babs. How much stamina you actually need is dynamic to how much speed/power you have. The goal isn't to reach a predetermined checkpoint per race, the goal is to get enough so that you don't run out on your last spurt which consumes more stam the higher your stats.

>>530044925
>>530044807
How do I kill these posters?

I love Rice Shower.

>>530044339
I'm on my last 5 horses

Which Uma fucks her trainer to the ground after every race?

I try filtering for Power but barely find any cards, and never seen the SSR Oguri cap. Does no one simply have it?

>>530044834
>end and late eat the least
ok makes sense
>pace eats more than front
whaaaaaaaat...

>>530045051
i want to make love to Rice Shower

>>530045109
Vodka

>>530045109
All the ones that win. Losers dont get trainer's special carrot

>>530045109
Top Cun

>>530045051
I want to make a family with Rice shower

>>530044714
It’s probably more a proper makeup, exercise, and hair styling make an incredible difference.
Makeup is practically forbidden sorcery that women don’t want you to know about.

>marvelous sunday didn't release in japanese til like over 2 years into the game's lifespan
nooooooooooooooooo

>>530042993
Technically yes, but if you have no ponies to train things can get stale, especially when filling out your pvp team becomes a challenge. Even if you say you "dont care about pvp" , your team rank IS your rank, so it will feel bad having a shit rank. Despite what try hards will say, doing a few 10 rolls on trainees is much more fun

>>530045212
good, i fucking hate that shitty brat

I need to rant because Late and End are fucking scams. You're telling me I have double circle power and Fighter skill and still can't break out of groups? So it's a gamble every time? Might as well only play Front and Pace to avoid it entirely.

Also why the fuck did I need to visit the infirmary 3 times to remove night owl that's some bullshit.

>>530045018
This is why I end my runs with 500 stats across the board

>>530044830
Is that why my top cun gets rekt in long distance? So whats the remedy add more stamina than the required here >>530044830

how the FUCK are you not winning URA Finale? i just beat it on my second try ever playing this game ez.

pick Bakushin
train Speed
?
PROFIT

that's all it took and even with like 2 or 3 failures during the run. we got some legit retards in here or what?

>>530045121
Same boat. So desperate for a good second ssr strength I was considering just rolling for one.

>get to the point in the game where you just don't have enough support cards for pvp skills
I guess I'll just farm sparks as I grind for Japanese Derby medals...

uma for this feel?

I kinda forgot about mambo posting cause it was all replaced by gluefactory xD shit

>>530044895
That's probably exactly what the uma equivalent of the Mongols did.
But in the long term it isn't sustainable, imo.

Humans are much more numerous, and the sheer amount of food that an all-uma empire would need would probably tank most attempts before long.

>>530045239
she is a shitty brat that must be punished tho

>>530045292
I switch between pace and late based and with as the fewer other racers on that style.

>>530045292
>he didn't aura farm

>>530045292
You need a navigation skills and like 350 WIT

>>530040073
or you borrow it and save the hundreds of rolls for more useful cards with less dupes or umas you like

>>530045239
I'll teach her marvelous chug jugs a lesson

>>530045109
Daiwa. And one that is very fruitful since she has 11 kids

I am so horny

>>530042286
>he's gonna do it

>>530045178
realistically top cun would always allude / tease about having sex with you but barely know what sex actually is

Manhattan Cafe when?

>>530044605
the menhera downgrade

>>530045239
Then she must be corrected

>>530045541
Cute.

He loves it so much he came back for more.
What do we think, /uma/?

>>530045531
If everyone is a front runner, then no one is.

does McQueen swallow?;

>>530045541

>>530045606
Jesus H Christ
My fucking eyes are burning!

https://youtu.be/AUmcBtFWKr4
This performance couldn't possibly get any be-

>>530045226
the metafag approach seems pretty unfun in general, dumping all your rolls into the meta cards with dupes just to get 100 more carats a week at the end of the day isn't worth missing the opportunity to roll for more umas you like. It isn't too hard to get a workable deck together and you can borrow the new meta cards from whales anyways

waiting for those two...

>>530044182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GKiRp333w

https://youtu.be/iOnmn-PqKLg
https://youtu.be/iOnmn-PqKLg

>>530045018
Yea I know, I experienced it firsthand that an uma with 1500 stam can still run out of breath

>roll teio
>m*chico chipmunk voice
trash

>>530045767
A step closer to adulthood.

>>530045670
I doubt it lasts longer than few days, then he goes to stream other games again.
However small chance of him actually continuing it off screen. He already played it some after all. It doesnt seem like the kind of game he would forever play daily since he has to stream other stuff but he would come back for bigger events and scenarios.

>>530045793
HASHIRE HASHIRE

>>530045670
I hope it becomes the next bazaar it would be fucking hilarious

>>530045606
My bogwife... Her first bogging got it right then she fucked it up and got another one.

>>530044605
>>530045606
Who the fuck lied to her?

So can I only bring an Uma through a career run once and that's it? Going through the tutorial it made it seem like I can only do a single 3 year career with them and then I set them up to be inspiration to other horses? Or am I getting it completely wrong. I'm trying to understand this through other gacha terms like I'm assuming they are like character quests where is just a one time thing but you get to go and do domain runs for artifact gear to improve them more?

>>530044182
soon

TWO MINUTES!

>>530045467
Wait a minute this isn't the ending I usually get....

>>530043480
they have uman rights

If you bully Teio she will step on you

>>530045817
teio is my CUTE daughter

>>530044605
Wait a second... You guys are telling me that this girl made herself into THAT >>530045606?
Why the fuck are woman like this?

>>530044918
what's the difference

>>530045995
Alright Rudolf, get back to your work now

>>530042418
Having G raiting in terrain gives you 90% stat penalty
It's possible if you raise it

>>530045728
I'll do you one better.
https://youtu.be/VgQtBcsv4qo

Look man, I don't know too much about horse racing, but this image is gold and should be posted

reset

Reseteio!

>>530045927
The fashion and idol industry gaslights people into thinking that looking even somewhat conventionally attractive or normal is a sin

It's a new day!

>>530045927
The filters nip women like to use for their photos are also pretty bad.
A lot of it probably comes down to being self conscious about a specific part of their face and they just settle on one that make that look less bad even if it makes everything else look worse.

let me borrow your horse for a while...

>>530045952
You can redo it as many times as you want with the same horse. You cannot use same horse as a parent to itself. So you want to do a good run, possibly good genes, you use them as a parent for another horse and hope for good genes to them, do this for another horse and then you loop them back to the original horse. And of course upgrade cards too so that your runs get stronger

>>530044021
grub gold bricks werent that rare though

Help! My hors has been having nonstop babymaking sex.

>>530045952
you can do infinite career runs with each Uma. that's basically the entire point of the game hahaha.

>>530046110
Based
>>530046126
Useless fat fuck

>>530045952
No sir this is cygames, inspiration spark is more like weapon grid.

>>530044683
Sounds like Shizuka got... Silenced.

>>530046097
Now that's BASED

>>530046126
>>530046108
We're going to have to euthanize you
>>530046110
You can watch

>>530043480
Agnes would like to disagree

POST THEM

Aaaaah my wife

>>530046097
Perfection...

>>530045952
No, you can do career multiple times.
Obtaining the uma means you obtain her base that can be used multiple times.

Finishing a career means you created a finished product from that base, and her gene can be used for PvPing and as parent gene for your other career.

well?
post em

REAL HORSEGIRL BEING
AND A REAL HERO
REAL HORSEGIRL BEING

>>530046165
That's because jewten were the primary use of bricks

STOP POSTING GOOD CARDS

I'M JUST GETTING BASIC R CARDS

>double dailies
now that is based

Y-Y-YATTAAAA!!!

>>530046346
why are you playing on basic graphics

>>530045983
Don’t threaten me with a good time.

It's rares all the way down.

>>530046067
What work does she even do, she just aura farms in the tops stands at the races

It's so fucking over

>>530039454
>>530040632
Vodka

isn't this the card people said to reroll for? hell yeah

>>530044872
600 in a stat is 50% chance for 1*, 45% for 2*, 5% for 3*
1100 in a stat is 20% chance for 1*, 70% for 2*, 10% for 3*

>>530046171
where you can see this?

>>530040146
>did I just hit jackpot with Rice or did people lie to me.
they lied as usual, remember 99.9% of people playing JP-only gachas do not speak a lick of japanese (remember YEARS of shitposting and fake spoilers in FGO that was just completely fabricated? People posting fucking katakan screenshots calling it a chinese leak and 200+ replies with nobody calling out that it's fucking japanese text and not chink?)

>>530046245
meh

>>530044182
To be fair names like

>He's got it
>War Terminator
>Inflation Nation
>Hilarious Affair
>Gaslight Dancer

All sound like they could be straight out of japan, specifically jojo. Very Jojo esque

>>530046385
the resolutiuion is smaklk

Honestly, I can see why streamers are loving Uma so much. The game plays itself.
Those grifters just sit back and watch a race all while their viewers spoon feed them any important info and tell them which stat to train.
Some of them are even having their viewers pay for card and uma pulls.

God I hate them so much.

>>530046376
Can I ask why Suzuka specifically is built like a carrot?

rice shower is an ugly bitch fr

Say what you will about twitter, but the "Goldship does Joker-tier pranks" meme and the Uma Bomber nickname is funny

I want to fucking kill myself.

>>530046431
No stupid Pag. Its SSR Fine Motion.

>>530046451
inspiration tab when selecting profile hors. scroll down

>>530046534
Cygames thought it’d be funny

>>530046534
Cause you want to put your mouth on her

>>530046559
bakushin yourself

>>530046412
not doing much better

putting my ninjin inside Suzuka if you know what I mean

>>530046563
nigga you're more brown than him since you can't tell what a joke is

>6 daily races now
Did I miss something?

>>530046102
>Nobody wants you in America despite being one of the best of your generation
>Goes to Japan and becomes a borderline legendary Sire
What a guy

>Download "Winning Live 06"
>There 4(FOUR!) different versions of the "BAKUSHIN!" song
>There is two for Teio and one for Goldship too

>>530046558
Tragically "Uma bomber" is one of the funniest bits this fanbase has ever come up with.

>>530046443
why the FUCK do my 1200speed 600-700 wit bakushin runs keep fucking giving me 1* GUTS

>>530046563
it's a joke sperg

>>530046669
>t. trailer park trash neet

Speedkeks btfo

What is a horse for a sad faggot from Poland

Huh, we're getting 6 daily gold run instead of 3

it's here bwo

>>530046412
autists already have 9* horses and whales have had MLB cards since day 1, it's Joever.

>>530046690
They regularly do campaigns that raise the cap of the things you can do and halve the stamina requirement to do careers.

>>530045292
If anybody wants the actual solution to getting late runners to high score b plus here you go

2 speed cards, 2 strength cards, one stamina card, 1 wit card.

focus on leveling stats that boost relationships. You should be able to 4/5 friendship orange every card before or near or slightly after first summer vacation.

Get stamina to that umas required amount for their longest race. If you other stats are high enough you can undercut it a bit.

year 1
short 150
mile 200
medium 250
anything higher 300

senior year
short 300
mile 400
medium 450
2500 500
3000 550
3200 600

Keep stamina to requiered levels above, pump everything else into speed and stamina. Hoping for a friendship wit day to carry you when friendships dont show up for either.

Congrats, now you win.

i'm retarded, please help. are these 2 different tickets? or is this 1 ticket that i can use on either of these banners?

SIX daily races!?

>>530046825
That's pretty sweet.
Do they have a schedule/calendar they post somewhere?

>>530046558
the full joke it comes from is fucking hilarious

>>530046558
>>530046915
>Uma Bomber

>>530046410
She's the one apologizing to all you can eat restaurants after Spe and Oguri take it a bit too literally.
And act as a Christmas tree

>>530046845
the tickets are their own banner, you paid for both brother

>>530046845
2 different. SSR = card, 3* = character.

>>530046918
Wrong thread, Himaribro.

>>530046845
2 different tickets. Also, just spend them right away, the pool for each ticket is fixed so you gain nothing from holding onto them

>>530046918
Proceed

is this real
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1941437351391264998

Finally beat King Halo's career and got A-Rank while doing it

>>530046893
>Do they have a schedule/calendar they post somewhere?
No, but they always do them during nip holidays like golden week or big event period where they want lots of players to spend more time to play.

>>530045952
Umamusume is a rogue-like with some meta-level progression

What the fuck

>>530046558
>>530046915
>Golshi the Uma Bomber

>>530047028
>>530046981
Nothing happened...

>>530045479
She knows what men want.

>>530046773
> Poland
Pilsudski.
The Horny fucker who decide to go with his dick out during a race with Air Groove

>>530040878
>Getting paid to write fanfiction
That's the wildest thing about this

>>530046764
What are you running her on, bro? Pace?

>>530047079
it's the weekend and wage slaves want to play the game they've heard about at the water cooler.

>>530046558
>The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the uma race. It has greatly increased the ningen's capacity for war in the so-called 'advanced countries', and in so doing challenged and eventually wrested the monopoly of violence and breeding that our uma race once held in a vice grip.

When is the movie stream?

Just pulled Bourbon. What's her career like? Does it lean towards a certain race length?

>>530045952
you can run each uma infinite times it's a roguelite

RIIIIIIIIIICE
ACTIVATE YOUR FUCKING SKILL FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE PLEASE

I really like almond eye

>>530047226
Medium long front running

>>530047079
we're MAINSTREAM now

How do I open the daily shop? It says non career races but it didn't unlock for me after doing them

>>530046245
is this gud

>>530047194
I wish my fuckass coworkers were chill like that.

>>530047226
She starts early in Mile races then fully shift to mid/long from the 2nd year onward.

>>530047079
Trends are personalized

>>530047143
but we don't have than in-game

What the fuck do I do with 3* wit lmfao seems like dogshit compared to stamina or power

>>530047370
Alright pack it up, small hats have eyes on it now.

>>530047226
Her career is all Mediums

6 DAILY RACES

>>530047324
Without mentioning sex or her tits, what do you like about her?

>>530047457
it's shit
not even wit memers want wit spark