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Does winning the URA finals impact anything for gene inheritance? Some of my runs fail.....
I want cut out the giant beating heart of a horse girl
We hate Rice Shower here btw
There's nothing wrong with gaslighting though
>fail maestro proc
>career ruined
>get boxed in for 3 seconds near the last spurt
>career ruined
>npc gets lucky
>career ruined
I hate this game
>>530039092skill issue desu
>>530038994If you are about to break 1k its the % of that increases
Third day of horsing around and I still haven't won URA despite having all support cards MAXXED
What the fuck
I can't get pass Kikuka Sho with an End Gold Ship.
>prioritize speed while keeping power ~50 behind
>she can't accelerate enough for the last spurt
>prioritize power while keeping speed ~50 behind
>she has no speed to gain on the front runners
Help.
REMINDER TO ALL NEWFAGS
uma x trainer (male) is the only true pair
>>530039047HEIL BOURBON, DEATH TO RICE SHOWER
>>530039164horse?
stats?
genes?
>>530038248That's not nice
>>530039092Now you are getting the real life horse racing experience!
>>530039185Imagine pulling down his boy shorts
>enemy Golshi is visible and already on outer lane mid-race
noo Golshi-sama yamete
>open game
>bakushin bakushin bakushin
>erm actually you need +400 stamina in pvp because of the passive ura boost
>erm actually you do need guts since they'll rework it into a good stat
nigga I can barely get to the current benchmarks as is where tf do i cram 500 bonus points
>>530039164This is why you need to pull for Kitasan Black and get her or get bricked for 2 years
>>530039292>Vanguard kicks inDIE GOLSHI DIE
how the fuck do I win with the robutt
she keeps getting her win stolen by McQueen at the Arima Kinen
>>530039185I want to have sex with a boy then
>>530039047Posting ningen women should be punishable by crucifixtion
>tfw Eastern european in my late 20's
which Uma is for me?
>>530039326If you got good inheritance, stats will stop being an issue
THIS is a real propaganda
>>530039384Who do you want to use right now?
so there's no point in rolling on the Kitasan banner if I'm not planning on whaling for 600 rolls right?
>>530039326you have a long time before you have to worry about guts and there will be better means to raise stats and better scenarios than URA by then.
mambo mambo
omatsuri mambo
>>530039164When you say maxxed, you mean just levelled up to 35 or 30, right?
If those are your results from max limit break then that's hilarious
Make sure you're using good cards too
What do horse duplicates get you?
>>530039463In my experience inheritance aint shit and it's entirely having MLB support cards
>>530039598i'd be bricked up too with those horses on my screen
>>530039535you just need 200. you will be able to maxx it later on with items
what is Uma Stan activate condition?
It never activate for me
>>530039535Yeah this is the final redpill, this is obsession over this card or that card hardly matters if youโre not emptying your wallet to uncap her 4 times
>>530039535It's still a good idea for when we get universal uncap items later
>>530039613upgrading below 2* up to 3* gets you stats and their unique can now pass down in inheritance. You also get some base stats on the uma.
upgrading above 3* also gives you base stats and upgrades the unique further to make it more potent.
dupes beyond 3* are mostly for happy accident, shop stuff over a long period of time and space whale since cards are far more important and valuable.
>>530039598>FM>Renting a free cardYour SuperCreek?
I hope you are reading the skills of your cards and it matches your current horse and stat targets
>>530039706I heard that too, cant wait to start that KB banner already
>>530039784even just super creek mlb was a gigantic gamechanger. had stamina freidnship trainings and swinging maestro before vodkas debut
>>530039741be around a bunch of uma, i usually only get it to proc on the final straight
>>530039535>he think he will get it in 600
>>530039708go back to /bag/
I will forever hate Mejiro Ryan for how hard he tries to brick my runs
>>530039701I wish the girls could run in those training track suits, they are really hot
>>530039706proper inheritance is a massive stat swing that opens up a lot of options.
+63 stats onto a stat or spread across stats at run start and then you get similar stat levels at the goddess statue events.
What it says complete a career do I have to win?
I hate Daiwa scarlet.
>>530039038When can I get this horse?
>rudolf ability literally always procs
damn this horse kinda goated fr fr no cap
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Good day! Have you seen my cute boyfriend?
Now you have!
>>530039520I want to do URA for rolls
>>530039535>>530039746The point is that you roll for it, and you roll for it again on reruns and you just don't bother rolling for ANY other speed cards
If you need some card for niche skills, that's what you borrow and you just have a core of several good max dupe cards you use for everything
>>530039980the only conditional is that you pass three horses late in the race, easy for end/late and not too hard for many pace situations too.
Got a really good reroll with 7 SSRs in 40 pulls, with both of the best SSRs included as well.
I doubt this is worth discarding for the shake of rerolling for Kitasan Black, right? Do they even do reruns?
Can I ask who are some umas that get at least romantic or imply it with trainer? I won the URA with Rice and to be honest through the career and not only in the career, all around she's been pretty obviously with marriage in mind.
People told me there was no real fnservice nor love for you here so I was kinda ignoring umamusume till now, did I just hit jackpot with Rice or did people lie to me.
> El in JP Umapyoi sounds cute and a little annoying
> El singing Engrish version sounds mature
....how?
Btw while i was rerolling for days, i did it on the oguri 0.75% rateup banner and i often didnโt get the rateup SSR within 40 pulls over three instances that much.
I just wanted to say f2ps expecting MLB or 3LB kitasan blacks are delusional and are gonna get a rude awakening when it finally comes over
>>530039980Every time I try to run her as a pace she's always just slightly too fast and leads the back so she can't activate it. Stupid whore.
>>530040015Why si your boyfriend brown?
>>530040146you were lied to
Why is Kisaten Buraku good again?
>>530040140kitasan gets a rerun
there are reruns but not very many so don't depend on them
the positive is that essentially nothing in this game is a limited banner, everything gets dumped into the general pool.
>>530039986I want more pseudo lewds of Opera
>>530040140They do reruns, yes. Absolutely keep that account.
>>530040213Not that one, the other cute! The brown one is cute too, though.
>first couple of days
>no idea what I'm doing
>burn clocks on careers I have no chance beyond luck on winning
>now just mercy kill some runs but getting farther and farther
>only burn clocks on extremely bad RNG
>>530040243Fully upgraded it pretty much shows up at speed training 100% of the time. That's on top of a decent skill list.
>>530040201Maybe run her as a Late you orc
>>530040262That just means it gets bloated up the waazoo
Like I once got 7 ssrs in a 10 pull in GBF but none of them were worth shit
>>530040192https://psyche.co/ideas/speaking-a-different-language-can-change-how-you-act-and-feel
>>530040140keep this account and stop sweating over kitasan, you have 2 chances to MLB her and eventually after the rerun she will start falling off anyway.
>>530040140Yes, they do reruns, selector banners, universal dupe materials, and anni/event paid selectors
That looks like a solid account though and you should just try to save until kitasan and roll on her anyway, but I wouldn't reroll the acc if you don't get her because you've got nothing to borrow from others so you can just borrow her
>>530040146You were lied to but it's mostly honse flirting with you while you side step or turn her down
The game lacks fanservice compared to coomer tiddies in your face type gachas
>>530040243It has excellent training modifiers across the board, very high specialty, a good event chain that packs mood ups and healing, a lot of universal hints, and an okay universal gold skill.
First attempt as winning ticket. What a fucking beast. Never lost anything, absolutely fucking cleaned house.
>>530040080theres a reason none of the events include an uma choosing the best or most experienced trainer, they choose the one they like the most, cause they're basically just looking for a husband
>>530040337I only burn clocks in the final races
>>530040395That's why you should spark it on the initial and use universals to mlb it
>>530040395it does get bloated, but nearly all the good gbf characters are limited anyway
>>530039454>eastern europeanWhich kind? There is a few, quite varied while at it. Not all of them are savage creatures.
>>530040201it always procs for me as pace, give her less speed and more power and stamina
>another Medium
AAAAIIIIEEEEEE GIVE ME LONG URA
>>530040146top gun explicitly wants the D. her entire career is just going on dates with you and talking about how much she wants to do "grown up stuff".
>>530040463Veteran trainers are most likely too old to breed.
>get aroused by Top Gun's voice
>Google her VA
>find out that her VA voices eroge and she specializes in lolis
Holy based now I know what to do with my free time.
>>530040573you have to do a bunch of extra long races in your free time
>>530040408Ah, that explains it
Thanks dacchi
>>530039598no but thats a stupid card to borrow
How the fuck do I start getting anything other than B...
>steamy solidarity
also does that mean I lost my virginity?
Can i still get the launch rewards if i start today? Also is it safe to invest money in this game or will it go eos like princess connect?
>>530040349>pretty much shows up at speed training 100% of the timeThatโs not how that stat works at all.
Itโs a percentage modifier on the base rate of ~18%. So MLB Kitasan has a 200% modifier and thus shows up on Speed ~36%.
>>530040709I borrow it for my Bakushin runs because I don't have it maxxed myself yet and it's more EP...
>>530040680Bakushin is indisputably the goat. The fastest uma of all time, completely unbeaten across her entire career, winning every race by an insane margin. Only in my career tho.
>>530040760cygame self publish global
>start nice nature career because girlfailure version of hahaman sounds interesting
>itโs surprisingly romantic and the stories keep trying to hook you as a trainer up with the horse
Did i fall for nice nature shilling?
So here's a funny story about how Daiwa Scarlet + Quagsire became a popular meme in Japan:
1. A famous blogger posted a story about being able to afford a trip to Universal Studios Japan with proceeds from writing fanfiction about Dragon Car-sex (Which stems from an urban legend in Japan about how the west has very strict rules about R-18 things excluding obscure things like dragon car-sex... Which led to it becoming an ironic rule-34 meme... And the fanfiction in question was about Glacias from Last Origin)
2. People flipped out about this and began shitposting in the comments section to divert attention away from it
3. The blogger picked 10 of his favorite comments, and #7 among them was one that read: "I prefer Daiwa Scarlet over Quagsire"
4. People lost even more shit and began arguing against that, saying things like: "Daiwa Scarlet can't defend against Zacian," and "Has Quagsire even won an Arima Kinen?"
5. The juxtaposition of Daiwa Scarlet and Quagsire made for good synergy, and a bunch of fanart began to be made
6. Daiwa Scarlet's VA herself joined in, posting her own drawing of Quagsire: https://x.com/chisanigis/status/1526759658504892416
>>530040743At the moment, getting A is basically a pipe dream unless your using the Wit / Speed build, or you get an unfathomably godly run. Including keeping fans up to unlock skills the whole time.
For the record, dont do the wit / speed build trick. It will push you up in pvp and you will get steamrolled.
>>530040774why is she so fluffy?
Can I get a TLDR on the powercreep?
>>530040652She also voiced the main girl in Bunny Garden.
In fact, all three of Bunny Garden girls are uma VAs.
>>530040775Once again the youtuber sources oversell things, thanks for correction trainer.
>>530040826HEIL BOURBON
HEIL VICTORY
>>530039737>>530039758How much farming does it take to get 1 of these upgrade thingies? Like how many per year can I expect to get?
>>530040932whats bunny garden and how can I jerk off to it
>>530040826I thought this was the MGS4 fight for a second
>>530040889>For the record, dont do the wit / speed build trick. It will push you up in pvp and you will get steamrolled.explain
>>530040878>Dragon Car-sexl m a o
>Daiwa Scarlet's VA herself joined inI was always wondering how the fuck this weird combination started. Many years back when going through random pixiv profiles I saw some Uma x Pokemon art, which confused the fuck out of me but I found it amusing. Kept seeing it over the years but had no clue why it's a thing, and clearly didn't bother to check. To find out the reason for this so many years later is something. Thanks, anon!
>>530041115Just play the game daily and you'll be fine.
>>530040873anon, some of the stories very much paired (you) with the trainee.
Still, you chose the right path. Nice nature is a nice girl
>>530038994You miss a chance at this
OH MY FUCKING GOD I FINALLY GOT THE 5 SUPPORT CARDS MISSION COMPLETED!!!! THAT WAS 3 STRAIGHT DAYS OF NON STOP BAKUSHIN FARMING. HOLY FUCK
>>530040573Maya defaults at long if you only run one Mid race.
>>530040921>release thing>4 months later release same thing but better
>>530040652I did not know this. I just like her cause I like air plane.
But this is a welcomed addition,
>>530040873You got caught in her trap! Nice Nature is actually a devious golddigger!
I think I Bakushit my pants
>>530041369Naughty Neicha....
whats the quickest way to do career for the daily stuff?
>>530040873Nice Natie has the best Christmas gift to (You). Hell most of her events are basically flirting with (You).
>>530041232Why would Opera say this about Bakushin
>>530041418Guaranteed loser run with McQueen
>King Halo's career
how did her horse owners approve this? this shit is just cruel
>>530041418>finish debut>do free race>recreation/rest until the next objective
>>530041418Oguri is pretty easy and great uma to spark
>>530039598Being maxxed doesn't mean shit if the stats or skills aren't compatible with the uma you are training.
You first choose an uma.
Then you choose good genes and supports specific to its strategy and career.
And then don't be a retard. A career is long, the immediate +15 to speed now is not worth not getting a good friendship and then reaping the +50 later on.
>>530041486a horrific career just presents the opportunity to win it all irregardless of the rigging
How do i do the obtain 3 plushies mission? What do i need to look out for during a career?
>>530041115About 2 per year.
>>530041405made me chuck, fuck you
>>530040873Nice waifu has snagged another in her graspโฆ
so what's the strat to making a god tier parent uma? 600 power and stamina and spam g1 races and grab all the good skills for the racer type I'm targeting?
>>530041535yeah but why did they have to add the parts with the abusive mom
I've been looking at some horses and decided to wait on this one
>>530041486>how did her horse owners approve this? this shit is just cruelHer owner didn't exactly have the power to overwrite true history.
Got 1 McQueen's card from story and 1 is in the club shop, where am I supposed to get the rest?
Do I pick Symboli Rudolf as my free pick
> Durandal: "I am yours forever"
> Falcon: "*I LOVE YOU"
Pretty blatant for (you), especially the French dog
>>530040826Man that reminds me I still havent't finished the Pirate Majima game
>>530041405Is Urara holding a Garmin
>>530041669Thereโs more in the shop, the price just goes up.
>>530041115I got 2 so far. I *may* be able to get another one before the year is over
>t. trying to MLB a speed SSR from scratch
>>530041690Do you like autistic women?
>>530041690do you like puns
UMAS WE HATE: RICE AND TEIO
UMAS WE LOVE: THE ENTIRE CAST EXCEPT RICE AND TEIO
>>530041209Your stats are inflated essentialy. That build is enough to win URA since career mode pads out your stats, but more balanced builds will win against you in PvP where there is no padding.
>>530041663the horse used a cell phone to abuse her horse daughter IRL?
>loses a race
DAI SAN NO BAKUDAN
BITE ZA DUSTO!
UMAS WE HATE: NONE
UMAS WE LOVE: ALL
>>530041702don't even bother finishing that slop, it literally ends with a Shrek 2 dance montage
>not even one bar
Super Creek is a fucking dogshit noob trap
>>5300416901. Do you like "hags"?
2. Do you like puns galore?
3. Do you like dorky older woman?
4. Do you enjoy SEX?
>>530041782nah teio a cute
>>530041782based take anon
>>530041890I wish I could collect them all.
>>530041890we hate rice shower in this thread anon
>>530041914erm anon you're supposed to click the trainings where she's on
>>530041369cheating whore
>>530041928why do people love being mean to teio
what did she do to deserve this
>>530041624Chevacchi? She's cute.
Be careful since her two sisters are siscon
>>530041914>didn't spend the first 2 periods friendshipmaxxingtrainer issue
>we HATE XYZ horse post #231903ร2132
boooooooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiing
get some new material you fags
>do pvp team races
>lose to Umas a whole rank lower than mine
okay then
>>530040878>2. People flipped out about this and began shitposting in the comments section to divert attention away from itwhat's there to "divert attention from"? the whole "lol i funded this trip from writing furry lemon fanfics" sounds like a shitpost already
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Where do I get more of pic related?
>>530041980nigger what?
HEIL BOURBON
HEIL NICE NATURE
DEATH TO RICE SHOWER
DEATH TO TEIO
>>530041969>>530042025Yeah, let me just do guts training 15 times. There's clearly a problem with her specifically when Seiyun and every other stamina card in existence max outs immediately
>>530042047go on recreation anywhere in the classic/senior year
hope you hit the claw machine date event
thats it
With support cards, do you always want the cards to be of the specialty that you're going to be training the most?
i.e if you're going for a Bakushin speed, you want 6x speed?
>>530042060>Be me>trainer>somehow landed symboli rudolf as trainee>she's at random international royal social event>sleeping in dorm>woken up by door slamming open>its rudolf>she's drunk>and belligerentwhat happens next anons?
>>530042178You want at least 1 wit card
>>530042008They can cheer us on
Guys Iโm sorry, Iโm just really mad because Rice and Teio pulled out their big stallion cocks and spitroast me in front of my umas.
If you see me post more itโs because Iโm very very gay and I liked it
>>530042070How did you even manage to spend them all? I've been no-lifing the game with one million event points already and have 60 left
My sweet Urara, arima kinen will soon be yours
Daiwa is a fat cow in both uma and human form
>>530042218Why? What's that card for?
>>530042092na skill issue even at base she has specialty rate up 20 for stamina
>>530042194Clearly, umapyoi
>>530042298Every honse wants some level of wit so they can reliably trigger their skills and running a card makes it so it restores more energy each tap
>>530042286holy shit anon you'll be the first on global
>>530042286isn't it a scripted loss
>>530042180>sexy hag>cute kid boy>30yo dork>youthful college student>random handsome guy
>>530042418Nope, turf and distance penalties are just that severe at low ranks.
>>530042418you can win it
I guess this isn't a very good setup for a miler huh? Shame about those track upgrades...
Remember that Golshi has 10 kids and they're all mine
>>530042365no anon, repeated umapyoi, all night
>>530041663>>530041837Eh, no. The part where her mother disagree is taken from her jockey, whose mother disagreed of Fukunaga becoming one like his father.
Also that image is from 2018, where Halo's jockey (represented as her trainer in game) finally win Derby, riding Wagnerian
King Halo has died 5 years before that in 2013
>>530042194>Meanwhile, at the Tracen security hut...
>>530042489Whereโs his crown
>>530042268I've been no-lifing too. How did (You) get 1 mil so fast with 60 juices left?
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>>530041617Both her IRL mom and dad are big G1 winners, and her jockey was also the son of a famous jockey. She had a good run in junior year, so people had very high expectations, but she flopped hard in the classics.
Do higher star honses get more sparks at the end of each run?
>>530042559He bakushin'd I bet
Umas have Ojisan fetish by nature
>>530042531>trainers aren't allowed to go into the uma dorms (filled with responsible and strong umas, they could easily resist any advances)>umas are allowed to go into the trainer dorms (one per room, like apartments, defenseless)The academy is just a PP farm for these umas
>>530042489Oh so these are the plushies. I want an Ogurin one
>>530042510Shit, wrong info.
Halo has retired but still alive when his jockey win Tokyo Yushun in 2018.
>>530042587This.
On the bright side, she's the canon wife for Team Ascella trainer
How are you supposed to even start parent farming when all you fucking get are 1* guts sparks
Do all umas NEED to have a trainer? Can't umas train themselves independently or each other?
>>530042675Not exactly, umas just produce about 2x the estrogen of normal human females, making them insatiably horny, taking this along with the fact they are stronger than the average male, and most trainers are in very good shape due to their advanced knowledge of the bodily sciences.... well, I'm sure you can fill in the rest.
>>530042675>Franchise made by ojisan for ojisan>Uma are all perfectly made for said audienceNo wonder I like it so much
>ran out of alarm clocks so now my runs are either win or die
i kinda hate this but I guess it's the point of the game
>>530041621better get Bakushinning
>>530042852Umas without a trainer are not allowed to race in the twinkle series.
Just like how horses who dropped their jockeys are disqualified from the race.
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so after rerolling i finally got super creek SSR and a few other SSR's
do i now save up my carats for kitasan?
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>>530042852No, theyโre too dumb and will just spend all day mindlessly trying to go fadst and eating sweets all day.
>>530039706Inheritance is a flat 400 stats wherever you want without being dependent on cards and rng
>>530042852Haven't you watched the anime?
They need a contract with a trainer to debut in graded races.
>>530042168love me some hag umas
I think Twin Turbo is sexy
>>530042587omg she's just like me
The highest price paid at auction for a Thoroughbred was set in 2006 at $16,000,000 for a two-year-old colt named The Green Monkey.[95] Record prices at auction often grab headlines, though they do not necessarily reflect the animal's future success; in the case of The Green Monkey, injuries limited him to only three career starts before being retired to stud in 2008, and he never won a race.[95] Conversely, even a highly successful Thoroughbred may be sold by the pound for a few hundred dollars to become horsemeat. The best-known example of this was the 1986 Kentucky Derby winner Ferdinand, exported to Japan to stand at stud, but was ultimately slaughtered in 2002, presumably for pet food.[96]
BRVTAL
>ushi musume: daiwa scarlet, dantsu flame
>inu musume: sakura chiyono O, durandal, blast onepiece
>loaf: narita top loaf
>>530042991Love this artist
BIG BINGO WIN! SCRATCHER-MILLIONS LOTTO MEGA JACKPOT!
>>530042852try to practice any sports without a coach or trainer bro, despite being hot they're still athletes
>>530039706I have 12 speed 3 stamina 3 power and I almost always finish every run with speed training at level 2.
>>530043043Not yet. I will watch it today.
So when do we get the collab with the American Umas
Your new wife when training Ascella, anons.
Enjoy
>>530043241What the hell is that thing made of if itโs knocking over these ripped horse women
>>530043236You are like a little baby
>>530043343Soon. Why do you think Global was released?
>>530043298>not yetstupid dog
>>530042675>oh cool this guy updated>not on danbooru yet, check pixiv>see thisWHOA WHOA WHOA
Looks like our Kasamatsu couple has been getting freaky off-camera.
Fucking Joe needs to step up his game.
Do umas even deserve the same rights as humans in society? It seems they're too dumb for anything other than racing.
stretching Rice Shower's ears as punishment for being ugly and stupid
Before I start playing, I need to ask
Is this a *smooch* type of general or a *smack* type of general?
>>530043343Nyo I don't want to go to California...
>>530043378Unobtainium.
>>530043480They're Humanoid, so yes. Simple as.
>>530043506It's a EVERYONE MUST GO FUCK YOURSELF kinda general.
>sakuraniku have discord server
grim!
>>530042418You sounds like nice nature
Any info on support card unique perks?
>>530043480What a boring and dumb post, as expected from an umaru poster
Finally, some good fucking food.
Spinoff manga (that's not just a one shot) about these two when?
>>530043508Between Cesario and Loves, I think a Breeders Cup scenario like Lโarc is pretty inevitable.
>want to do uma run already
>need just little SP to level up my card to max which I can get from the daily and doing a run before that feels like a waste
I'm going to the uma lives matter protest as a ningen ally in case an uma shows me her umanko as gratitude
>>530043343In the manga when they've introduced Umas based on horses that were more foreign, they changed their names to not have to do the legal owner permissions they do with the Japanese ones. Like Obey Your Master being a renamed Pay The Butler. It's like an inverse of when they translate Jojo to English.
>>530043378Heavy bags can weigh between 100 to 150 lbs.
They're usually filled with sand and a mix of textile material. When one of those starts swinging like in the image that means someone is hitting it with about 1200 lbs of force
so the parents and grandparents stats don't matter at all??? it's only about the sparks and affinities?
>>530043734Haha Urara has a bigger chest than Suzuka
Do we have a honse sharing spreadsheet yet?
>>530042518It's a free copy on any SSR card you have, why would you expect it to be a common thing? At its best, it's equivalent to 200 pulls
>>530043860what did he mean by this?
>>530042418There are no scripted losses, everything is winnable.
>Daiwas Scarlet Run
>No. 1 Favorite in every race
>Keep choking to 2nd or 3rd
This bitch is getting no clocks.
>>530043803uma is definitely the higher caste in their society, there's an entire lane specifically made for uma on highways
>>530043480My personal schizo theory? They were a dominant minority race that ruled mankind for the majority of early history, but literal humanism and liberal sensibilities allowed humans more rights, which led to them quickly outpacing umas who now just live a life of bread and circus but they are the circus
>have the stats
>have S tier in my race type
>place 12th
>>530043860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0
Does this game have rateup guarantees?
Or could I end up getting the non-rateup multiple times in a row?
>>530043937stop putting her pace with 7 other hors
>>530042518Dama bars were that uncommon in Grub early on too, where's the surprise?
>>530043950That's like saying cyclist is a higher class because there's a bike lane on roads
>>530043858That's right, you essentially want 8-9 sparks in a useful stat for each of your parents.
how do i get silence suzuka VA gf wife?
>>530043950ningen women should revolt against the tyrannical uma government then
>>530042518It's definitely more than two, especially if you include the free selector they hand out from time to time.
>>530044043You'd be right
In a just world they'd be driven off the roads
>>530043992skill (luck) issue
Japanese horses have nothing on americans
Can you play the jukebox song sung by different uma? My favorite version Winning the Soul is Tokai Teio one.
>>530043734Suzuka looks like she only fucks black stallions
>>530044062By going to your local plastic aurgeon
>>530044005You roll 200 times and you get one of the rate ups, if there are multiple rate ups you choose which one you want. There is no boosts or guanteed rate ups between 1 and 200 rolls
>>530044005You can get off-bannered multiple times. The guaranteed system is in the form of a spark at 200 pulls
>>530043378>>530043854Normally, you need to be a natural heavyweight to send those things swinging with a single punch.
But if you're doing something like practicing combos, it's pretty easy for those consecutive strikes to add up so that unless you have someone holding it you're gonna have to settle it down between sets.
>>530044008What does that mean? Won't A tier pace be better than C? Do you mean front or behind?
>>530039967It's way better than the generic idol outfit
>>530044182they should add skibidi toilet to the game
Umamusumes were probably luddites who protested automobiles.
You do have the achievement, right anon?
>>530044039That's a donkey, not a horse.
>>530044201no way...you mean she's not natural?
>>530043480Since I have no desire to meet Irish royal interrogators, I'm going to say they deserved the same rights as ningen
>>530044191I fucking wish. Seems like they limit it in the same way they limit the song releases for the official OST releases. So no album with ALL different versions of Umapyoi or
>>530043993
>>530044197Kisaten Blackโฆ
what should i spend friend points and club points on
>using the stamina calculator
>swapping from front runner to pace increases the amount of stamina required
So front runners actually require the least stamina?
>>530044008>No 1 Favorite>Lone Front Runner>Chokes to 13thThis just happened, this run is completely bricked.
>>530044240Daiwa has front runner proficiency the same level as pace, and if there's a million pace chasers fighting for position with her you're liable to get fucked by being boxed unless you've focused power or breaking out skills.
>>530044339ive got like 7 because i keep trying to race 1 and 2 stars and theyve got stupid careers
>>530044039>>530044345>>530044406this donkey looks like a child which means you guys are honses
Wtf... Just two gold recovery skills already eat up all your skill points
>>530044435Generally stam requirements dont change. regardless of position.
>>530044475Looks like your trainee didn't have enough Guts to finish to the end!
https://twitter.com/litobana15/status/1941310383844896921?t=z6LFMCHfBtdTSwYrpWKX2w&s=19
who is this cutie
>>530044532welcome to long races!
Is there seriously no fucking way to influence sparks? There's no way it's just a coincidence I got nothing but 1* guts from my last 7 runs.
>>530044350This is her in like 2015 read the moonrunes if you don't believe me.
>>530044339i only got my 2nd URA finale win yesterday
>>530044551I thought stamina cost is based on your current speed.
Silence Suzuka died at 4?!โฆ.noโฆ.
>>530044571I just love Hikaru Toono's voice
>>530044605wtf...you sure it's not puberty hit like a truck thing?
>>530044585the stat chosen is random, but there are cutoffs on stats and what % chance you have to get 2 and 3* sparks based on how you did.
Guts spark spam is just bad luck.
>>530044605damn she has shit taste
>>530043958The fact that they need human males to reproduce (and from a meta perspective are limited by the number of real horses that exist at any one time in our timeline) precludes this.
Umas were certainly a strategic resource for a myriad of reasons, but unless they go the way of the Amazonians they're always gonna be integrated to one faction or the other.
>>530044571Machikane Tannhauser
Machitan
Mambo
> t. Pic unrel
if i claim the random 3* ticket right now, will it expire into clovers?
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I made a bunch of Umas end they inherited a bunch of bad sparks, I won the URA but I guess they are a bricked Uma that's not worth using as legacy? I'm a newfaggot
>>530044683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
Is Special Week good for going after the Long URA Finale?
>>530044571>He doesn't know Mambo
>>530044662No, its always static
year 1
short 150
mile 200
medium 250
anything higher 300
senior year
short 300
mile 400
medium 450
2500 500
3000 550
3200 600
>>530044435It's written in the guide, IIRC it's something like
End : 1.0 x STA
Late : 0.995 x STA
Pace : 0.8 x STA
Front : 0.9 x STA
The number above is wrong but the point is pace chaser consume the most stamina
>>530042852Honestly, in my experience, a trainer helps a lot. Not just for correcting your form, but you push yourself harder than when you're by yourself.
>>530044605She looked cuter here
>>530044582Long races will be shit to run on Global until we get at least Kitasan, but realistically you'll need MLB Kitasan+ a handful of other MLB SRs if you want to target races 3000m+ without failing your career
That, or just wait until MANT where you can choose to do nothing but 3000m races but that's months from now
>>530044715What are the cutoffs?
>>530044730Yeah but theyโre so strong they can just take men for themselves
Whatโs the little ningen bitch gonna do?
>>530044807Thats not a swimsuit, thats fucking underwear
>>530044754Wait for after the reset in 13 minutes if you want to be safe.
>>530044834That's why Ogurin runs fluffy!
https://youtube.com/shorts/rtFEJIwu0NI?si=6SBJ28jdAJUzpz3k
>>530044571 >>530044807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
>>530044773 >>530044838You will NOT make me into a honse!
>>530044662It is, don't listen to global babs. How much stamina you actually need is dynamic to how much speed/power you have. The goal isn't to reach a predetermined checkpoint per race, the goal is to get enough so that you don't run out on your last spurt which consumes more stam the higher your stats.
>>530044925>>530044807How do I kill these posters?
>>530044339I'm on my last 5 horses
Which Uma fucks her trainer to the ground after every race?
I try filtering for Power but barely find any cards, and never seen the SSR Oguri cap. Does no one simply have it?
>>530044834>end and late eat the leastok makes sense
>pace eats more than frontwhaaaaaaaat...
>>530045051i want to make love to Rice Shower
>>530045109All the ones that win. Losers dont get trainer's special carrot
>>530045051I want to make a family with Rice shower
>>530044714Itโs probably more a proper makeup, exercise, and hair styling make an incredible difference.
Makeup is practically forbidden sorcery that women donโt want you to know about.
>marvelous sunday didn't release in japanese til like over 2 years into the game's lifespan
nooooooooooooooooo
>>530042993Technically yes, but if you have no ponies to train things can get stale, especially when filling out your pvp team becomes a challenge. Even if you say you "dont care about pvp" , your team rank IS your rank, so it will feel bad having a shit rank. Despite what try hards will say, doing a few 10 rolls on trainees is much more fun
>>530045212good, i fucking hate that shitty brat
I need to rant because Late and End are fucking scams. You're telling me I have double circle power and Fighter skill and still can't break out of groups? So it's a gamble every time? Might as well only play Front and Pace to avoid it entirely.
Also why the fuck did I need to visit the infirmary 3 times to remove night owl that's some bullshit.
>>530045018This is why I end my runs with 500 stats across the board
>>530044830Is that why my top cun gets rekt in long distance? So whats the remedy add more stamina than the required here
>>530044830
how the FUCK are you not winning URA Finale? i just beat it on my second try ever playing this game ez.
pick Bakushin
train Speed
?
PROFIT
that's all it took and even with like 2 or 3 failures during the run. we got some legit retards in here or what?
>>530045121Same boat. So desperate for a good second ssr strength I was considering just rolling for one.
>get to the point in the game where you just don't have enough support cards for pvp skills
I guess I'll just farm sparks as I grind for Japanese Derby medals...
I kinda forgot about mambo posting cause it was all replaced by gluefactory xD shit
>>530044895That's probably exactly what the uma equivalent of the Mongols did.
But in the long term it isn't sustainable, imo.
Humans are much more numerous, and the sheer amount of food that an all-uma empire would need would probably tank most attempts before long.
>>530045239she is a shitty brat that must be punished tho
>>530045292I switch between pace and late based and with as the fewer other racers on that style.
>>530045292>he didn't aura farm
>>530045292You need a navigation skills and like 350 WIT
>>530040073or you borrow it and save the hundreds of rolls for more useful cards with less dupes or umas you like
>>530045239I'll teach her marvelous chug jugs a lesson
>>530045109Daiwa. And one that is very fruitful since she has 11 kids
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>race has *nine* front runners
>>530042286>he's gonna do it
>>530045178realistically top cun would always allude / tease about having sex with you but barely know what sex actually is
>>530044605the menhera downgrade
>>530045239Then she must be corrected
He loves it so much he came back for more.
What do we think, /uma/?
>>530045531If everyone is a front runner, then no one is.
>>530045541>>530045606Jesus H Christ
My fucking eyes are burning!
https://youtu.be/AUmcBtFWKr4
This performance couldn't possibly get any be-
>>530045226the metafag approach seems pretty unfun in general, dumping all your rolls into the meta cards with dupes just to get 100 more carats a week at the end of the day isn't worth missing the opportunity to roll for more umas you like. It isn't too hard to get a workable deck together and you can borrow the new meta cards from whales anyways
>>530044182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GKiRp333w
https://youtu.be/iOnmn-PqKLg
https://youtu.be/iOnmn-PqKLg
>>530045018Yea I know, I experienced it firsthand that an uma with 1500 stam can still run out of breath
>roll teio
>m*chico chipmunk voice
trash
>>530045767A step closer to adulthood.
>>530045670I doubt it lasts longer than few days, then he goes to stream other games again.
However small chance of him actually continuing it off screen. He already played it some after all. It doesnt seem like the kind of game he would forever play daily since he has to stream other stuff but he would come back for bigger events and scenarios.
>>530045793HASHIRE HASHIRE
>>530045670I hope it becomes the next bazaar it would be fucking hilarious
>>530045606My bogwife... Her first bogging got it right then she fucked it up and got another one.
>>530044605>>530045606Who the fuck lied to her?
So can I only bring an Uma through a career run once and that's it? Going through the tutorial it made it seem like I can only do a single 3 year career with them and then I set them up to be inspiration to other horses? Or am I getting it completely wrong. I'm trying to understand this through other gacha terms like I'm assuming they are like character quests where is just a one time thing but you get to go and do domain runs for artifact gear to improve them more?
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>>530045467Wait a minute this isn't the ending I usually get....
>>530043480they have uman rights
If you bully Teio she will step on you
>>530045817teio is my CUTE daughter
>>530044605Wait a second... You guys are telling me that this girl made herself into THAT
>>530045606?
Why the fuck are woman like this?
>>530044918what's the difference
>>530045995Alright Rudolf, get back to your work now
>>530042418Having G raiting in terrain gives you 90% stat penalty
It's possible if you raise it
>>530045728I'll do you one better.
https://youtu.be/VgQtBcsv4qo
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Look man, I don't know too much about horse racing, but this image is gold and should be posted
>>530045927The fashion and idol industry gaslights people into thinking that looking even somewhat conventionally attractive or normal is a sin
>>530045927The filters nip women like to use for their photos are also pretty bad.
A lot of it probably comes down to being self conscious about a specific part of their face and they just settle on one that make that look less bad even if it makes everything else look worse.
let me borrow your horse for a while...
>>530045952You can redo it as many times as you want with the same horse. You cannot use same horse as a parent to itself. So you want to do a good run, possibly good genes, you use them as a parent for another horse and hope for good genes to them, do this for another horse and then you loop them back to the original horse. And of course upgrade cards too so that your runs get stronger
>>530044021grub gold bricks werent that rare though
Help! My hors has been having nonstop babymaking sex.
>>530045952you can do infinite career runs with each Uma. that's basically the entire point of the game hahaha.
>>530045952No sir this is cygames, inspiration spark is more like weapon grid.
>>530044683Sounds like Shizuka got... Silenced.
>>530046097Now that's BASED
>>530046126>>530046108We're going to have to euthanize you
>>530046110You can watch
>>530043480Agnes would like to disagree
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POST THEM
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Aaaaah my wife
>>530045952No, you can do career multiple times.
Obtaining the uma means you obtain her base that can be used multiple times.
Finishing a career means you created a finished product from that base, and her gene can be used for PvPing and as parent gene for your other career.
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well?
post em
REAL HORSEGIRL BEING
AND A REAL HERO
REAL HORSEGIRL BEING
>>530046165That's because jewten were the primary use of bricks
STOP POSTING GOOD CARDS
I'M JUST GETTING BASIC R CARDS
>double dailies
now that is based
>>530046346why are you playing on basic graphics
>>530045983Donโt threaten me with a good time.
It's rares all the way down.
>>530046067What work does she even do, she just aura farms in the tops stands at the races
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isn't this the card people said to reroll for? hell yeah
>>530044872600 in a stat is 50% chance for 1*, 45% for 2*, 5% for 3*
1100 in a stat is 20% chance for 1*, 70% for 2*, 10% for 3*
>>530046171where you can see this?
>>530040146>did I just hit jackpot with Rice or did people lie to me.they lied as usual, remember 99.9% of people playing JP-only gachas do not speak a lick of japanese (remember YEARS of shitposting and fake spoilers in FGO that was just completely fabricated? People posting fucking katakan screenshots calling it a chinese leak and 200+ replies with nobody calling out that it's fucking japanese text and not chink?)
>>530044182To be fair names like
>He's got it>War Terminator>Inflation Nation>Hilarious Affair>Gaslight DancerAll sound like they could be straight out of japan, specifically jojo. Very Jojo esque
>>530046385the resolutiuion is smaklk
Honestly, I can see why streamers are loving Uma so much. The game plays itself.
Those grifters just sit back and watch a race all while their viewers spoon feed them any important info and tell them which stat to train.
Some of them are even having their viewers pay for card and uma pulls.
God I hate them so much.
>>530046376Can I ask why Suzuka specifically is built like a carrot?
rice shower is an ugly bitch fr
Say what you will about twitter, but the "Goldship does Joker-tier pranks" meme and the Uma Bomber nickname is funny
I want to fucking kill myself.
>>530046431No stupid Pag. Its SSR Fine Motion.
>>530046451inspiration tab when selecting profile hors. scroll down
>>530046534Cygames thought itโd be funny
>>530046534Cause you want to put your mouth on her
>>530046559bakushin yourself
>>530046412not doing much better
putting my ninjin inside Suzuka if you know what I mean
>>530046563nigga you're more brown than him since you can't tell what a joke is
>6 daily races now
Did I miss something?
>>530046102>Nobody wants you in America despite being one of the best of your generation>Goes to Japan and becomes a borderline legendary SireWhat a guy
>Download "Winning Live 06"
>There 4(FOUR!) different versions of the "BAKUSHIN!" song
>There is two for Teio and one for Goldship too
>>530046558Tragically "Uma bomber" is one of the funniest bits this fanbase has ever come up with.
>>530046443why the FUCK do my 1200speed 600-700 wit bakushin runs keep fucking giving me 1* GUTS
>>530046563it's a joke sperg
>>530046669>t. trailer park trash neet
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Speedkeks btfo
What is a horse for a sad faggot from Poland
Huh, we're getting 6 daily gold run instead of 3
>>530046412autists already have 9* horses and whales have had MLB cards since day 1, it's Joever.
>>530046690They regularly do campaigns that raise the cap of the things you can do and halve the stamina requirement to do careers.
>>530045292If anybody wants the actual solution to getting late runners to high score b plus here you go
2 speed cards, 2 strength cards, one stamina card, 1 wit card.
focus on leveling stats that boost relationships. You should be able to 4/5 friendship orange every card before or near or slightly after first summer vacation.
Get stamina to that umas required amount for their longest race. If you other stats are high enough you can undercut it a bit.
year 1
short 150
mile 200
medium 250
anything higher 300
senior year
short 300
mile 400
medium 450
2500 500
3000 550
3200 600
Keep stamina to requiered levels above, pump everything else into speed and stamina. Hoping for a friendship wit day to carry you when friendships dont show up for either.
Congrats, now you win.
i'm retarded, please help. are these 2 different tickets? or is this 1 ticket that i can use on either of these banners?
>>530046825That's pretty sweet.
Do they have a schedule/calendar they post somewhere?
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>>530046558the full joke it comes from is fucking hilarious
>>530046410She's the one apologizing to all you can eat restaurants after Spe and Oguri take it a bit too literally.
And act as a Christmas tree
>>530046845the tickets are their own banner, you paid for both brother
>>5300468452 different. SSR = card, 3* = character.
>>530046918Wrong thread, Himaribro.
>>5300468452 different tickets. Also, just spend them right away, the pool for each ticket is fixed so you gain nothing from holding onto them
is this real
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1941437351391264998
Finally beat King Halo's career and got A-Rank while doing it
>>530046893>Do they have a schedule/calendar they post somewhere?No, but they always do them during nip holidays like golden week or big event period where they want lots of players to spend more time to play.
>>530045952Umamusume is a rogue-like with some meta-level progression
>>530046558>>530046915>Golshi the Uma Bomber
>>530045479She knows what men want.
>>530046773> PolandPilsudski.
The Horny fucker who decide to go with his dick out during a race with Air Groove
>>530040878>Getting paid to write fanfiction That's the wildest thing about this
>>530046764What are you running her on, bro? Pace?
>>530047079it's the weekend and wage slaves want to play the game they've heard about at the water cooler.
>>530046558>The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the uma race. It has greatly increased the ningen's capacity for war in the so-called 'advanced countries', and in so doing challenged and eventually wrested the monopoly of violence and breeding that our uma race once held in a vice grip.
When is the movie stream?
Just pulled Bourbon. What's her career like? Does it lean towards a certain race length?
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>>530045952you can run each uma infinite times it's a roguelite
RIIIIIIIIIICE
ACTIVATE YOUR FUCKING SKILL FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE PLEASE
>>530047226Medium long front running
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>>530047079we're MAINSTREAM now
How do I open the daily shop? It says non career races but it didn't unlock for me after doing them
>>530047194I wish my fuckass coworkers were chill like that.
>>530047226She starts early in Mile races then fully shift to mid/long from the 2nd year onward.
>>530047079Trends are personalized
>>530047143but we don't have than in-game
What the fuck do I do with 3* wit lmfao seems like dogshit compared to stamina or power
>>530047370Alright pack it up, small hats have eyes on it now.
>>530047226Her career is all Mediums
>>530047324Without mentioning sex or her tits, what do you like about her?
>>530047457it's shit
not even wit memers want wit spark
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holy shit these were easy asf
>>530047497design, eyes, inner hair color
>>530047389It's in one of the menu where you trade horse shoes or use your 3* selector ticket.
>>530047497Sheโs a winner
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>IRL Meisho Doto is a dominant-personality bully who steps on birds for fun
>Umamusume Meisho Doto is a wawawawa-ing ditz who couldn't hurt a fly, even if she wanted to
How did they miss the mark this bad?
this is the most helpful general ive ever posted in
>>530047467I was so mad when he skipped Umapyoi
Her name isn't Winning Ticket for no reason.
>>530047175Long
She won Ura
>>530047520hard ones are going to come in the last two days if the first set of missions is anything to go by
>>530047497Has one of the most impressive race records in history.
>>530047032FUCKING BASED! This makes it official, I LOVE this stupid tanuki dude! https://files.catbox.moe/3atf0a.webm
>My B Urara wins against A Oguri
Good girl
>>530047562they didn't at all when you learn about his horny ojisan personality, ingame doto is exactly the kind of hors he would lust for.
>>530047595Gonna steal your shit and win with her >:)
>>530047389When you're doing daily run & daily pvp match, there's a chance for the shop to open (The chance is high so no worries) It's like priconne if you ever played that.
The shop contain :
2x character shard, clock, parfait, shoes, and support point.
You most definitely want the character shard from this shop, so make sure to always have gold beforehand.
>>530047520i forgot how to read so ill have to wait till the next reset
>>530047582What's the build strat with her?
She's the only one I have where I haven't attempted a career yet.
>>530047346>>530047403>>530047461Thanks. Got a few good umas for parents in those
>>530041909>Wacky game ends wackyIf you're going to be this level of autistic you should gb2/v/
>>530047467https://files.catbox.moe/kwxb1e.mp4
>>530047497Her innate inability to accept Ls.
>sudden increase of streamer and reporter talk
>>530047497I like that her insatiable drive to win bleeds over to me, and we push each other to ever higher heights of achievement.
I also imagine the sex would be very wild even by uma standards
>>530047562I think it's based on the retired Doto.
Supposedly dude mellowed out a lot in retirement and was known to be quite gentle with visitors
>>530047467Honestly I hate this guy, I hate when people jumps into anime hobbies and decide to shit on part of it, I dont care how fun the guy is
>>530047562Uma's Doto is more based of the RL horse in retirement.
a calm and lazy hons with kot fren who asks for sweets and is sad his stable mate run to the pearly gates before him
>>530045512>or you borrow it and save the hundreds of rolls for more useful cards with less dupes or umas you likeThe issue here is that you would rather roll for the card you're using 99% of the time and borrow the niche cards you'll use occasionally
>>530047723How long till sheโs released in EN?
>>530044571>MatikanetannhauserAh, so thats why they call Matikanefukukitaru by Fukukitaru instead of Matikane
their owner must be killed
>>530047760>suddenthis started 2 days ago or something already, the forbes thing hasb een posted last night as well
>>530047760>more attention being brought to the game is... le bad!
>>530047836Her... almond eyes?
>game is gonna eos nobody is playing it look at my steam charts!
>game is ruined there are streamers playing it and normies reporting on it!
hmm maybe I will just enjoy the game and the fact there is no eos any time soon, thank you.
>>530045904Can somebody help me with this? I want to find a specific club, but the search feature sucks
>>530047576give it a week lol
okay fine I like almond eye because I want to have sex with her and her big fat tits
I hate when my horsie loses a race, I want to win all races.
>>530047814She's not even out in JP yet...
>>530047665I just got one. Is it worth getting everything on the daily sale? Is there a prio list?
Post 1 nice thing about Teio.
you can't
>>530047497>mareyou have piqued my interest
>>530047971clubs that are full or have changed their names will not show up whe you search
What support cards should I run with golshi? 2str/3sta/1wit?
>lose the triple crown with Rudolf
Well time to kill myself.
>>530047812I'd agree but I'd rather just wait for a speed card that works better without dupes and save my rolls as a casual. If it's not even that good without multiple copies that's absolutely massive investment when you can still do fine without her anyways
>>530047447He's already mentioned in a story as "Fine Motion's sister"
Even as Umamusume, she's still horny for Air Groove.
Fun fact: You gain friendship twice as fast if you train with 2 friends instead of 1
I think the term "Inspiration" is for our sake
These horses are fucking each other and its somehow straighter than what youre doing
If anyone is still in need of a club, Calumet has 5 spots left. Just make sure to put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile so the leader can accept your application.
>>530046512Just got it too, might actually attempt some end runner runs now
>>530048069Character shard is highest for sure.
Shoes and support point are useless.
I'm not confident enough to say anything about clock and parfait, you should decide based on your monies situation.
i feel like i'm lagging behind.
do all you guys have an A rank already?
>>530047803it seems more like he's embarrassed over potentially enjoying it since he's kind of normie-brained, since he went from dismissing it to getting super into it over a few days I'd be surprised if he doesn't get more into the idol stuff sooner or later
>>530047845Can't wait until the first big drama. My biggest concern with Global is that western fans can't behave themselves and seriously offend Keibafags or Horse owners to the degree where it becomes a problem for Cygames.
I just want people to approach it respectfully.
>>530048068Oh good, I have years to save carrots
Special Week talking about her mother(s) makes me want to throw up
>>530048335proper build? no, spd + wit A? yes
>>530048335I only have 2 A...
Fun fact: if you train your Uma Musume enough you get to have sex with her in real life.
>3 win the triple crown/tiara achievements
how do i know which race counts for each?
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>>530026560Do people really want my Urara's shitty dirt girts?
>>530048371Yes, Iโm horny for Al
>>530048371Fusapan, your daughter's behavior is worrying....
>>530047562>irl doto is literally best friends with taiki shuttle>nothing in game
how do you build gold ship? I need to do the spring tenno sho whatever 3rd place for the free 3 star and she just keeps failing so clearly I'm building her wrong. is long just bad or do I need specific skills or stats.
>1st long URA win
>absolutely dominated entire run
>hot springs win too
Thank you Rudolf.
>>530047803Not to be an absolute parasocial faggot but his community is pretty funny, it has a pretty prominent tranny tumblr side that progressively try to push him into shit he'd hate playing, like what jerma has
except nl progressively made more "misogynistic" (funny) jokes in the past months to scare that crowd off so now he's just left with the normal 18-25 male internet crowd which very much are into anime shit
>>530048401Everything aside from that accessory on her right ear
>>530048382Most of the hardcore keibafags got ran off years ago, most have come around to realize uma musume is good for horse racing and good for their aibas. The porn might be an issue, since western artists can't stop draw blackedslop
>>530048335I don't even have B+ just yet getting A's this early is reroller/guide-user territory
>>530048382Here is my two options
Either this will be forgotten by normies, just like literally anything because their attention span barely lasts a day
Or they will remember this for longer, resulting in black sheeps ruining shit horrendously as they always do.
>>530048498you need stamina and power more than speed
>>530047497She does have really fantastic tits though
>>530047497She seems very fertile.
So the free daily roll will always be on the support card banner instead of the limited uma banner now?
>>530048567Your Hors may be severely outclassed, but if you believe in her she might pull through!
>>530047497When does this not-sexy umama musume come out?
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>>530048335So what's better at level 30 or rather how do I read this so that I can make the best decision?
>>530048513Oh my god she wears glasses when she's off the clock
SEX!!!
>>530048637Power > Speed > Stamina.
Or you don't.
What's the trigger for the hot springs event?
I haven't got it once yet.
>>530048208>I'd agree but I'd rather just wait for a speed card that works better without dupesThere are none, that's the entire point
Cards get drastically more powerful the more dupes you have to the point that max dupe SRs are better than most zero dupe SSRs outside of niche skill learning
You only need to roll one copy and then use universal dupe materials to increase the power of it
>>530048732you win the raffle
>>530048732Get lucky in the raffle
>>530048732Get the ticket in raffle event
>>530048382>Offending horse ownersWhat are they, bitches?
What are you, Japanese? Live a little
>>530048732You get the lottery event, win the hot springs ticket, then win URA
>>530048513>>530048691>Luna got another oneAll according to Plan
>>530048732Get lucky at Raffle event, then win URA.
daily reset in global is 30 min ago?
Can accounts be transferred between iOS and Android?
https://youtu.be/bMiz-qlTFZI?si=p7JCxY8pMexUlbdE
SPEED POWER STAMINA SPEED POWER STAMINA
3 tissue events in 3 careers in a row...
>>530048553Not every artist is ThiccwithaQ
Though her comissions do seem to be open... Im thinking of an idea
>>530048539>to scare that crowd offanon...
>>530048782Yeah bro just piss of the rights holders what's the worst that could happen?
>>530048382>>530047845I'm just waiting for the inevitable conversation of MLP coming back into the lime light. I am itching for when people start making pointless arguments about brony culture and Uma culture somehow. Lumping MLP into this in any way shape or form is going to be inevitable.
>Cygames collabs with the Kentucky Oaks and Grand Prix de Paris
>nothing
>some bald dude plays the game twice
>"omg it's over normies are gonna flood in my extremely popular niche game is ruined"
lol
>>530047497I like her mother's tits as well
>>530048539him bringing the bubble tea thing up whenever he sees the opportunity just because it pisses that crowd off is fucking hilarious
>>530048886Your destiny...
What did Urara mean by this?
>>530048975this is a website where the captcha literally breaks whenever a big streamer does some big thing, please understand these people's lives revolve around this
>>530048939he still has a decent leftist zoomer audience but you're underestimating how easy it is to piss the real crazies there off
>>530042293Great, isn't it?
>>530047497I don't like her, she's ugly
the parent system is so fucking needlessly cancer
>>530048970Just yet another proof that westoid furry are disgusting filth.
>>530048975Zoomer only give a fuck about literal who streamer, they don't care about real life situations, much less actual horse racing.
>>530048569I honestly give it 3 months at most and most people will forget about it and move on to the next thing.
>>530048539>Scaring that crowd offAnon they like that shit they think its fucking hilarious because its obvious theres no actual malice behind it, it reminds me of how the internet used to be
t. Tranny
>>530049130>when you need itYou shouldn't be in such a situation.
>>530048975Who the fuck do you think is watching horses races? Collabing with them is just advertising to 50 year olds that don't even know how to use their phone.
>>530048751I'm winning campaign without duped SSRs and I don't see how that's going to change, why not get cards which are better out of the gate (I've heard about speed tachyon at least) and spread my dupe materials out more while borrowing that card when it seems necessary?
>putting all her effort into racing
>jobs to urara who races for fun
>seethes
urara's friend is dumb
Anyone have gotten special commentary for their trainee?
Pekora in death stranding II
King Halo pick a distance please. Why you gotta try to run everything, nutjob.
Are you supposed to intentionally sandbag speed when using Rudolf? She always seems too far ahead to activate her skill.
>>530049178>3 MonthsI give it a fucking week. Not only because "the sooner the better" in this case, but also because modern humanity went to shit. Look at the news cycle and how quickly things are forgotten these days, it's insane.
>>530049186You're an extreme exception, you can see his stream dropping viewers in real time whenever he makes those kinds of jokes despite chat loving it
>>530049178People said the same about all that hoyo crap.
>off topic ecelebshit yet again
>>530048782I care more about Uma and the horse owners than about some faggot westerners opinions or shitposts
>>530049226Common misconception. When I attend horse races I see people from all ages. Kids to Elderly people, to rich to poor. People just enjoy watching the horses run fast
>>530048820you can link between both iirc
>>530048975the bald dude has shaped the gaming industry over and over. he's the sole reason Isaac blew up and Isaac is the reason the roguelikes blew up, and if you haven't noticed uma musume is a roguelike. He played Vampire Survivors back when it wasn't on steam and only like 5 other people tried it and 0 were streamers, and look what happened there.
>>530049241I only know of Rice's.
Uma has been the most normie shit to came out of Japan in this entire decade why are we now pretending it isn't
why does rice NEVER use her fucking skill
>>530049226You do realize that horse races in America are a family event, right?
Not sure about the Frenchies.
The amount of retards gatekeeping a Japanese horse girl game..
>>530049341"I care about the millionaires think of their feelings"
No
>>530048732>find out later that the hot spring ticket is like a 3% chance>i managed to do it with my first try on Bakushin's career>i don't even meet the requirements for joining a club yet
>>530049390don't know but "my secret anime hobby has been ruined" people are as obnoxious as the streamer windowlickers.
how do you read the billboard sign light thing at the end of the races? It takes up a lot of the screen but idk what it means at all and would like to.
>>530049094Gayest post in the short history of these threads
>>530049374He's also the reason Balatro exploded because he brought so much attention to it months before release.
>hur dur eceleb
>hur dur noemi
>hur udr gatekeep
if you hate it so much how come you talk so fucking much about it you hypocrites? just ignore it and hide the posts and TALK ABOUT THE GAME
you faggots always bitch about off topic yet ALWAYS engage with it non fucking stop
>>530049489>short historyWe've been here for years
>>530049382A good start. But don't worry, they usually have very stringent requirement to fire.
For instance, you need to lose every single G1 before Takamatsunomiya and then win that one to get King Halo's
>>530049390Horse racing and gambling is as old as mankind itself. If being a whore is the oldest profession, then horse betting is the oldest past time.
>>530049483Left is the runner position and right is the distance between them and the one behind them
>>530049382do they talk about how she tripped during a race and got euthanized in 1995 irl
>>530048486they get it here and there
>at 20 rolls on this board
>last thing for several rolls now has been the 8th place reward
Nigga you serious?
>>530049234Play how you like anon, I'm only giving advice from the context of overall rolling strategy
A lot of it is compensation for brainlets or hyper pvp meta chasing but overall expect to be using 3-4 of the same good cards permanently and only swapping around 2-3, whether those good cards are ones you get now or later doesn't matter too much
>>530049489>short history
>>530049645you get pity at 25 at least
>>530049341>>530049418That's still not the crowd who are going to play gachas in any case, people who watch streamers are. Even though Genshin made gachas break into the gaming mainstream on the west, they're still limited to people who are quite online.
>>530049483what is it with mutts and reading comprehension? first the year shit at log in and now this... its as if people completely forgot how to do basic 1+1 equations and inferring things, needing their fucking AI to answer any minor bullshit.
>>530049234From my understanding, futute campaigns wonโt have training periods as long as URA Finales with constant races and rental cards meta changing to the one that grants event points
>>530049284the speed stat only affects the final sprint, your position choice is what matters most.
>win sprints in team trials
I've never regretted promoting more than I do now
which uma would kick me in the balls if i asked nicely?
>>530049695global general, nobody cares about JOPies
>>530049808Gold Ship will whether you ask or not
>>530049808prolly most of em you retarded twitter turd
>>530049779the bottom option always has lower overall stats than you, just train a good bakushin and pray
>>530049750she has FIVE HUNDRED
like this game but also hate it cuz im not allowed to draw lewds apparently. last time i did other nippon artists were subtweeting me.
>>530049606thanks, that's gonna be kino to understand
>>530049808Gold Ship.
And you don't even have to ask.
>the more I get better Umas the more I lose PVP
Yeah this game mode is a set and forget for me
>>530049808Tachyon as long as she can use it for research
>I can now do 6 daily races instead of 3
Neat, but why?
Is this worth picking at all?I dont get what it does if it activates in all tracks or only some. For context I'm in the semi finals with Rice
>>530049872I like to sandbag as well by intentionally putting 1 terrible person on my team, that way my average is much lower and I very often win 3 or 4 of the remaining ones.
>>530049915Just because the rank is higher doesnt mean the uma is better.
You need to actually consider what skills you take and your stat sheet. You can clear Ura with spamming speed and getting high rank but a more balanced set with good skills will beat your horse in PVP.
>>530050023Nearly every track in the game is a multiple of 400.
>>530048539I find it quite funny when the bald white man with a wife and child goes "Its really hard to be straight these days, Gay men have it so easy..... They stay hotter for so much longer"
>>530050067Doesn't that lower how many points you get though?
How are you supposed to even start training "good" honses? I've been farming URA runs for 5 days and don't have a single good base to work with.
>>530050023It's only multiple of 400. I thought it was multiple of 200 when I first picked it. Also thought 1800 was a multiple (I am retarded)
>>530049883it's for good reason, the horses are based on irl ones and the owners have to keep consent for them to stay in game. we don't want to lose horses again due to an owner seeing porn and requesting their horse be pulled. just stop being a coomer in public for a single game.
>3 -> 6 daily races
>still can't sustain buying out the daily shop sales
Do I really need more than 200 shoes
Fine Motion...is infertile???
>>530050000Think of it as grub's magfest.
>>530050023It actives on rounded distance race, like 2000m, 2400m, 1200m or 3000m, but doesn't activate on a track like 2500m.
>>530048382I like japanese but they are the whiniest, most butthurt nation
Should I be building my horses differently every career?
Is anyone here also disappointed with the popularity of the game?
I've been playing it since the first day of jap release, and now even normalfags are flooding into this game. I can't gatekeep it anymore. The normalfags are fucking destroying everything, not only this game but a lot this that I enjoyed sigh.
>>530043480Nobody wants to umas to go all golden horde again.
>>530050224Empirically false.
Sheโs good at everythingโฆ
>>530050139a lower amount with a win is better than a higher amount with a loss imo
>>530050240You can try that so you get different skills and stats for inheritance
TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>>530050248Sorry if I reduce your enjoyment of the game bro
>>530050204just focus on clocks and star pieces for horses you like
>>530050316How many years until we can pull this slut?
>>530049468Literally me, except it was on her second career.
Reminder that enjoying a game is a zero sum game with the entire population of the world actually
The fewer people that play something, the more enjoyment they receive from the apathy of the others
>>530050441end chaser mode graph achieved
>>530050441imagine the apple/android numbers, the only ones that truly matter. those must be fucking insane
>>530050304It's only temporary and 6 is the most you can get.
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>lost the final to Teio by 1 cm
I'm starting to kinda get why the hate to other horses
>>530050471never, she's like happy meek
>>530050441Is it worth steam's 30% cut?
>>530050248what exactly are they destroying, did they delete your horse save?
Why is it like this? Wouldn't it make more sense to be order>=3? Do nips just swap the greater than and less than sign for some reason?
>>530050160- High level support card
- lineage
- good sparking
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>>530050471Probably 5th anni horse
She's a bit of a big deal
>>530050621you people are retarded, steam's 30% cut is almost universally worth it because it's a 30% cut of something that would be 0 otherwise. this general would still be dead if they just dropped it on mobile or even had their own launcher for it on pc. the advertising alone that you get is worth far more than 30% of 1 platform's sales.
you guys say that power and stam are the best sparks but I'm looking at the top of the team races and the fags all use speed sparks, even for medium and long racers
>>530050531yeah it strikes me as a game that would be much more popular with the phone audience anyway which is where all the normies are.
>>530050471She could come out next anniversary and global can get her as JP's sloppy seconds 4 years later.
>>530050621google and apple also take a 30% cut so it doesn't matter
>>530050621Doesn't jewgle also take 30%?
>>530050248me on the left
>>530050248>other people playing this game in a way that doesn't impact me whatsoever ruins it for meuhh okay
>>530050703>lineage>good sparkingthat's my problem, I have fucking nothing worth using and have no idea how to GET shit worth using because everything rolls into the wrong shit
>>53005062130% cut is still better than no money at all, plus i'm pretty sure there are fees for app store and google play as well
A game about horse racing/horse betting with an anime girl aesthetic coat of paint over it. I would be more surprised it it wasn't popular. This is mankinds oldest past time.
>>530050752>>530050765Should I start saving my carats?
>>530050637he's a hipster that seethes when other people enjoy something because he wants to be the special snowflake
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holy shit
Uma should've been on Epic like Shadowverse 2.
>>530050248Stfu and kys. Do you really think any gooks want your white weeb ass playing?
>>530050830you can borrow other people's veterans to make breeding a bit easier
>>530050758that's a whale only strategy, every in JP does it as well
>>530050552Baggots were literally sending death threats to steam support because their game was delayed by a single day and it turns out no one wants to fucking play it
>>5300509052nd horse has aura
DAIWA SCARLETTO!
DAIWA SCARLETTO!
>>530050909True, I want to be able to pay in JPY. Webstore doesn't work for uma.
>>530050879if you're playing the en version it'll be like 2-3 years minimum
>>530050853I went to a local race course and saw that they had over 100 years of history there, all the names of winning horses
GOLDSHIP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE YOU INSIDE?? YOU SHOULD BE OUTSIDE AAAAA!! WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU CUTTING THROUGH INSIDE! WTF HOW ARE YOU FIRST???
Something something enjoying it wrong way something something for wrong reason
>>530050957speed and wit pump is a specific meme for leaderboard leaders, you can just ignore it it's going to have virtually no impact on how you play the game and will even brick you in pvp events.
Don't listen to the shitposters, global newfags.
You're welcome here as long as you learn to have a modicum of respect and appreciation for the history that game and setting is built on.
>>530050637everything, I'm already flooded with some woke shit. And everything normalfags/americans touch turns to shit, literally opposite of midas touch. now we will see tiktoks of retarded kids dancing horse dances...
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holy crap lois they keep replying to obvious bait like the sheep they are
>>530050853and yet there isn't a single truly good (modern) horse raise sim available (in english)
and no uma doesnt count, i mean something a bit more in-depth
newfag here, can i just save all my gems until a girl I like drops or do I have to metafag?
>>530050974I don't understand why baggots thought Steam was going to be a huge surge of players when the game has already been out in the west for years on mobile. Anyone who wanted to play is already playing.
Is it true there are gyaru horses and if so when are they coming
DAIWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Goddamn, Season 2 was even better than 1
The... westerners... the filthy gaijin... THEY ARE HAVING FUN WITH OURU HONORABURU HORSUS AAAAAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE
YAKUZA SAN KNEECAPPU THEMU NAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>530050905do they enjoy their lives
>>530051119If you care about pvp, metafag all the way.
>>530051081I really dont give a shit about the history of horse racing im just here for the rougelite
>>530050974baggots being baggots
fucking grass wonders race distances are all over the place
>>530051081Is that why I'm seemingly always accepted by Uma people, no matter the board?
All I have to do is show some decent level of honest respect and interest in something?
Is it really THAT simple?
can oguri spark dirt or does she have to be A rank in order to get a dirt spark?
>>530051051oh yeah I remember now, guts bloating was also a thing, I forgot the 1200 barrier wasn't broken until Grand Live
>>530051159my fucking sides
>>530051159Literally only weebs think this way.
>>530051185What if I just care about having a stable of the prettiest horsies?
>>530051092>everything, I'm already flooded with some woke shitcan you point where the woke shit is happening in the game for me?
>>530050248No it's the opposite. I'm pleasantly surprised how much globalfags are into it. I 100% expected the game itself to scare most players off but I underestimated the autism of the people excited for it.
>>530051013gold ship does what she wants, she's crazy like that
>530051092
STOP fucking responding to this baiting faggot you dumbasses
>>530051254She's good enough to run on dirt even at B Dirt.
Holy. Too bad none of my golds finished so itโs just stat bloat.
>>530051186If you've read even just your favorite uma's story, it's already worked on you.
>>530051386I'm convinced that at least 50% of the ""people"" replying to obvious bait are self fagging autists
>>530051308I feel like Hoyoslop already proved that the anime aesthetic CAN explode in the west, it just has to be a good product.
>>530051159but it's the other way around lmao, retards are mad streamers are playing this despite it already being normalfag shit since forever. remember S2 is the best selling anime season of all time.
>>530051391He's asking if she can pass it down from a B.
>>530051506No, the yakuza doesn't do underhanded tricks like that. They cut your fingers while making you look.
>>530051506and they will shutdown global after that!
>>530051473>All you have to make is a good productNo fucking shit, really!? No wonder modern Hollywood keeps getting kicked in the nuts, they can't realize this one simple trick!
>>530051506>by a Japanese ninjaBRING IT ON SHORTY!
>Rudolf's skill is literally "fuck you I win harder"
based
>>530051506Yeah. Can't even lock your doors, they'll get right through any opening.
>>530051308the game is just really good, a lot of gacha is a worse imitation of something else but nothing really does uma better than uma does
>>530051506yes, they hired the ninjas that go after Nintendo moders so it's serious shit
>>530051127Yes. First one is not far off.
Pic rel.
>>530051440After US they should make the prefix UM so that we can have UMA rank someday...
What's the stuff on the right side of the scoreboard mean? Like DST, 3/4, NK, etc.
>>530051637STOP POSTING THIS
https://x.com/jvLVe1HRZDFTYu1/status/1941455864990400931
>>530051537Ah sorry, reading comprehension.
>>530051637cats are such disgusting vermin holy fuck
>>530051731Distance between the honses.
3/4 = 3/4 length, NK = neck length etc.
>>530051696What I would do for a Rudolf of my own...
>>530051286I didn't mention game at all, I'm talking about fanbase. just wait until burger start retarded drama about some shit, like there is no trans horse in game.
>>530051308same but I'm not pleasantly surprised. I've already left some fan groups because of how they got flooded with extreme autism.
>>530051641My only complaint is the absurd amount of RNG not related to gacha rolls. Other than that there really isn't anything like this
What does increasing FOV actually do?
which resource is it more important to go for in daily races, the monies or the support xp? what is more likely to be bottlenecked, should I go for monies then spend some of it on the support xp in the 10 minute bonus shops, ect?
>>5300517431. Is that person standing and just really fucking tiny?
2. Is that hons just huge?
3. What the fuck is going on in this clip
>>530051637is this real
>>530051883better at finding gaps to break out of a pack
>>530050957is this really a whale?
>borrowed super creek>using the free special week>uncapped vodka, bakushin, and fine motionIt's a lot of rainbows but I have something similiar as a f2p
>>530051731distance
No.4 > REALLY FAR AHEAD > No.7
No.7 > 3/4 L > No.8
No.8 > Neck > No.5
No.5 > 1 3/4 L > No.2
>>530051928Looks like they're sitting
they're shooting mosquitos off the horse
>>530051919You can get support points from doing career, but you need money for so many things it's better to just grind money from dailies after taking the 1st time clear reward from the support point races.
>failed the finals
fuck the 3 clocks limit
>>530051969that's not even close to a whale, minnow or lucky f2p
>>530051969>B+Whales have A+ already
>>530050974I know I will get jumped for playing both but comparing uma musume to any niche gacha is unfair, those are nice numbersi n both for what they are
>>530051537The answer is probably yes. Or else urara will be part of every dirt parent. In a sense, urara is the ancestor of all dirt horses
>>530051869>I'm talking about fanbase.why are you interacting with the fanbase? Just play the game
https://youtu.be/tZ1ZXUAel84
>>530051924are hors hairy?
>>530052183torena san I...
>>530052183She's not doing it
>>530051869>fan groupsHave you considered that you may in fact be the giant faggot in this equation?
>>530051969no, it looks like a genuine build for mid
>>530052149she's also a BRICK
>>530051641Agreed. I tried the persona gacha and was like "whoa this is actually kind of close to a real persona game, just heavily watered down and predatory". It just made me want to replay a Persona game or some other RPG. Uma Musume is keeping me hooked because I'm not sure what else I would play for the same sort of addictive gameplay.
>>530052183>Turf GAnon...I...
>>530052250>>530052251>>530052286NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW IS IT THIS BAD
>>530052412oh it gets worse
>>530052412Long: G affinity will do that
>>530052412>how is it this badG rank is like -60% all stats
>>530050239You're fucking dumb.
>>530052135>niche gachaBApags gloat about how the game is mega popular due to having so much fanart and porn tho
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How do I get more pulls? Don't say money
>>530049186>its obvious theres no actual malice behind itSure, sure
https://x.com/ghoulmommie/status/1939042758976774602
This is why the porn ban exists, else most of the porn will be full of horse dicks
This game isnโt very generous with free pulls. Is it?
>>530052624cygenerous will bless you with 150 carrots one day and you will be happy
>>530052457>stayed on the finish line for like 15 whole seconds after everyone else finished while waiting for herno...
>>530052491>>530052496this shit is scripted
>>530052546Wrong club, /uma/ Calumet is 25/30
>>530052572one step closer from global closing!!!!
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>>530052054thanks that makes sense. is the 3000 monies for 500 support a good trade? I don't really get the relative value of them yet but it being a limited 3x a day thing makes me think maybe it's something to do every time?
>>530052572Ah fuck you should not have posted this shit
>>530052572This qt is a real woman who has never had a penis
>>530049390>Uma has been the most normie shit to came out of Japan in this entire decadeIt's not some shounenshit anime series, so no.
Retard. Kill yourself.
>>530052572lets not forget all the potential gore and other political garbage like bbc this ntr that or tranny shit
>>530052697I don't see it on the search
>trying to build Mayano Top Gun for front runner
>the first long fucks me over every time
I even work on my stamina to at least be 275 before the race and she still fails to place first
Playing this game is conflicting because on one hand it's a horse race sim so I always want to fail the super small percent chances of my horses getting screwed over but in my heart of hearts as a gacha player I see a low percent chance of something happening and know or even want to hit that small number just to see if it's possible
>>530052109I'm not a whale and can reach 11k
Whale should be at 12k.
And another thing, normalfags already struggle with the first and easiest scenario... like they have in english and yet they still struggle kek, like how dumb can you be?
>>530052178because I'm flooded with it from all sides, even normie profiles/channels talk about it.
>>530052261even on 4chan people mention it all the time, is this your first day on the internet?
>>530052572futafags are mentally ill
>>530052717A bad deal. Only buy what you need at the moment then save us to level up your cards/umas.
>>530052717if you don't need SP don't get it, simple as
>>530052830If you post your ID I can invite you
I'm now a believer in Stamina
She faltered right at the finals and I could see her getting tired at the end. Three clocks and Great condition couldn't save her
pixiv is full of uma nsfw and they're not doing anything. Nothing will change.
>>530052863>>530052880thanks, just making sure I'm not passing up something I'll desperately want later.
>>530052787it sure isn't, since the popularity has lasted for more than 4 months
>>530052830the search function doesn't work very well for some reason
>>530052521It is still popular, just with the actual otaku community, just look at this thread with the e-celeb talk
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SHES UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!
>>530052970They only care when the owners care, and the owners can't afford to care
>>530053050Where's the bread then???
>>530052514NOOO YUU DISURESUPEKUTO MAI HORUSUUUU UWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>530052854>because I'm flooded with it from all sides, even normie profiles/channels talk about it.then disconnect yourself and just play the game
One more off topic and he will personally rape you
>Whorse just barely comes second by an inch
>Your whorse didn't have enough speed to keep up with the pack
What did she mean by that?
>>530038781 (OP)Reminder in that roughly 2 hours (12pm PST/3pm EST/9pm CET) we will be watching the Uma movie Beginning of a New Era
stream here: https://cytu be/r/gluefactory (. between the space)
No prior anime viewing required (S1 helps with worldbuilding and RTTT characters show up but overall is not completely necessary)
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hi /uma/
newfag here
reading pic related but all i see are the spotlight support banners, there is no non-spotlight one
is this normal for now?
>>530062526yes, they broke the generic ones and the fix to bring them back hasn't been implemented yet
>>530062748so just keep rerolling then on spotlight i guess
>>530062813got super creek, turbo, and fine motion
i think we're safe to continue
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