>the must absolute utter dogshit trainings I have ever seen in my life
>long S / spurt

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Tracen tomorrow.

>>537756473
video games are an illusion
illusions can be broken

>>534218737
I'd be willing to trade both normal McQueen and the collab version for Taishin and I'll throw Daiwa on top of it just because I hate her

Why did they tie the only good recovery skill in the game to an SSR

It's about time we had survey thread:
Biological sex?

Mental illness? (your BPD, tranny AGP, cuckold fetish etc goes here)

Which animal would you pick if you had to have its ears and tail as part of your body considering list below?

>dog
Downside is that you'll be prone to having fleas.
>cat
Downside is that if you're female, during your fertile days you'll be unbearably horny so you either suffer, or find yourself top endurance coomer bf, or you're going to have reputation of slut and do things you'll regret later on.
If you're male you'll grow barbs on your cock, causing pain for girls and thus make them hesitant to have sex with you.
>bunny/hare
Downside is that you'll have to spend couple hours/week to grind down your 2 frontal teeth or they'll keep growing endlessly, you can do it with grinders or just open hard nuts with teeth every week. If you're female you will also be able to get pregnant while already being pregnant so you will never get breaks from your periods.
>fox
Downside is that you're going to smell heavily evey time you take a piss.
>horse/mare
Downside is if you ever break your bone, it will take extremely long time to heal and you will never regain original performance in broken limb. If you're male, you will additionally cum in couple pumps half of the time you have sex.
>doe/deer
Whenever you visit nature like forests, plains etc you'll be prone to catching nasty diseases and parasites. Additionally if you're male people would joke about you being cuck behind your back and you'd be more impulsive and get into stupid fights like niggers.
>cow/bull
Downside is you'll always be either chubby or fat. Additionally if you're female, you'll be hyperlactating and have sore breasts for a long time every time you have kids.

Which animal would you pick if you didn't have to face abovementioned downsides?

What would be positivie trait of picked animal you'd like to inherit and how would you use it to improve your life?

>>530695940
alright, joined

>>509900471
i like how presumably this all happened because of one prompt saying "you don't have to be politically correct"

>>530493148
Yakuza, fuck him up

Say what you will about twitter, but the "Goldship does Joker-tier pranks" meme and the Uma Bomber nickname is funny