>>713840558
"Doesn't our baby look beautiful, Krissy?"

"Oh, my blueberry Kris-Kross-Applesauce, didn't see you there, I was just making you your favorite hot cocoa, you always seem soo cold in more ways than one mi cielo~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiLbRkULcFE

>>713643475
I want Elnina to kidnap me and force me to listen to weather reports inside of that van.

>>713531282
Big noses are ugly as fuck and only cute on some cartoon characters. If I was cursed with a big nose, I'd get plastic surgery. Lord have mercy if you're a big-nosed rat.

>>713376050
"If you say so, my blue cucumber, but when you're finished with that cat mom, I'll be here whenever you want to cool off and try a little ""cloud seeding"" and ready to commit to a life of accurate weather reports and informative cuddle sessions."

>>713285568
Total

>>527917032
So are the Conducter's Wife from that Sonic the Hedgehog joke VN and (technically) Freya Crescent but people still bust humongous nuts to them.

>>527703284
You're supposed to jerk it to muppet-y characters. Not the actual Muppets. Get some taste, anon.

>>527703318
>straight
Nigga, this is a UT/DR thread. You ain't gotta fuckin' lie to yourself.

>>527231980
It's a blue woman boss fight thing with something that can be nebulously called a curve of course she's going to get fanart