there's absolutely no way CIA would've let those guys on the plane while still wearing their masks.

>>213121853
>Dr. Pavel I am FSB

>>937356412
LARPOMETER Score
+5 "Long, long ago..."
+2 Babysitter cliche
+10 Lesbian sisters converted to bi by brother
+5 Dumb horny-jail-tier sex descriptions
+5 Poster is natural sex god (face sitting, massive cums, etc.)
+10 patently ridiculous details (Suddenly bro has 2-sex partner harem because... he walked into his older sisters' room)
+10 EXTREMELY idiotic dialogue (basically all of it)

-1 dude perspective
-1 no "AND EVERYBODY'S DEAD NOW" cliche
-2 Acceptable length greentext

Result in range of --

40+ : You weren't even trying to make it believable

>>937295711
LARPOMETER Score
+5 "Long, long ago..."
-5 no dumb dialogue (esp. in quotes)
+5 wholesome "love with pre-molested relative"
+5 Horny-jail-tier sex descriptions
+3 Poster is heroic
-1 no "AND EVERYONE INVOLVED EXCEPT ME IS DEAD NOW" cliche
-5 for sad ending

Result in range of--
1 to 10: LARP, but acceptable writing

>>510690120
I'm CIA

What do you consider real cinema?

I'm CIA

>>212355676
My nigga leave them alone especially my man Dr. Pavel.

DR NIGGER

I'M ICE

>>936506097
No, I'm CIA.