>>96280091
I'll give you this, instead:
*rips a greasy pepperoni fart in your mouth*

>>96277937
Lean close, and listen well:
*rips the most disgusting greasy pepperoni fart ever directly down your throat*
Suck it down, faggot. Suck it doooooooooooown!

*rips a greasy pepperoni fart in your mouth*
You know what that is, RIGHT?

>>96261941
Because we humans can do this:
*rips a greasy pepperoni fart in your face*

Be angry at this:
*rips a greasy pepperoni fart directly in your mouth*

*rips a greasy pepperoni fart directly in your mouth*
Fuck off.