its the little things that turned me off of dating trannies. its super fucking gay, i realize that now, but i think what settled it in my mind was when one i was seeing (she called it “dating”, which i took issue with) slipped while trying to climb a fence behind a tiddy bar and crushed her balls.
seeing that changed me inside, as did the ivermectin ive been using in blatant disregard for the warning that its only for use in horses; i think it flushed the sexual derangement out of me.
that same tranny said i was fucking crazy to be putting that in my body, this was coming from someone who let me put my dick in their body, which i dont recommend. i mean im going to attempt to do it still (to women now), but this is your informed consent, ladies. ive treated my cock like a rental car i borrowed from an asshole.
i guess my point here is dont fuck me if you know whats good for you
anyway go bangos

so you ass goblins were just going to keep it to yourself that early 20’s kate beckinsale starred in a movie (“uncovered”) where she’s sporting the most 90’s tomboy hair ive ever seen and investigating some murder mystery linked to an old ass painting?
thanks. really appreciate it.
>this is your autism, kot, fuck off and watch it instead of posting about it
not sure i want to watch it yet, the film stock and sound are a bit shit but hot damn do i need a fucking time machine because between her and natalie imbruglia in the “torn” video im starting to feel like we’ve had a precious treasure switched out for something fake and gay. fuck i hate modernity, the matrix was right, civilization peaked in the fucking 90’s.
anyway fuck any of you who knew and nn frens

the definition of crippling autism is (are?) my browser tabs, which are as follows
>3 tabs dedicated to finding parts for a ar-15 racegun which will never have more than a magazine through it in a noncompetitive environment
>4 tabs with at least as many unspeakably vile roleplays in them
>8 tabs open to various pornographies to keep myself aroused during lulls or to help fuel the sexually deranged men pretending to be women in the previous tabs
>1 tab open to any given warlockracy video
>2 tabs open shitposting here
and yet when i apply to the government with screenshots documenting this in order to get tismbux, im rejected and given a cease and desist. like what the fucks a nigger gotta do? fuck
anyway go gayders

i guess i could see how breadcrumbing a lunker i hooked on one of my catfishing expeditions over the course of 6+ years could be considered “fucking sociopathic” but its not like he wasnt getting anything out of it either, ok?
i knew i had to drop his ass when it stopped being about me writing bespoke porn stories and he started giving me skin care product recommends and telling me about his day and shit.
motherfucker, respect the game.
he seemed like a genuinely nice guy though. in another world i could have called him “friend” (assuming i didnt also harbor a deep mistrust of nonwhites in that other world)
anyway, still getting what i voted for and SO much more, nn again frens

>OOOOOOOOOH YOU GONE AND DUNNIT THIS TIME!!!!!

im a numbers man at heart, so i can say very confidently that theres a very, very strong correlation between the whisperings of the whisky viper and my purchasing of dildos of various makes and lengths.
i never do anything with them except return them the same day if possible, but its disturbing to me to know that the only thing standing between me and massive anal tearing is the us postal system not delivering one of these bastards when im enjoying my weekly handle of white lightning and purple monster.
just one snowstorm or gas line explosion and i am 100% fucked in the ass, possibly with a bad dragon dildo.
anyway go chorgers