Thread 149159958

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Remember when you were going to beat the Chiefs in the divisional round you delusional Bronkeks? Oh let me guess, you would have, if only you had made it that far? Damn that's crazy. I wonder why you couldn't. The Chiefs go through the Bills every postseason? But you ran into them like grandpa Nix didn't see a brick wall. What does it mean? Are you sure you can hang with the big dogs? Sure doesn't look like it. The least you could do is thank the Chiefs for letting you into the playoffs but instead you run your mouth you little ingrate. Next szn! Next szn! Is that what you're telling yourself? I invite you to remember your quarterback with a physiognomy prematurely blasted by the sands of time went 0-2 when you needed him to win and get into the playoffs. Those were games when you needed him to be clutch, and he couldn't. What did he do after? Besides beating backups? Get smacked as soon as he stepped into the playoffs. But because we let you into the playoffs one time, your retarded FO will commit to Bo Nix for the next couple seasons minumum, even when it becomes painfully clear that it's Paxton Lynch wearing the mask of an elderly victim. Stop talking. You lost. You will always lose.

>>149159958 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puaPTW0DjqA
Vibing on this wonderful Friday afternoon.

Brady retired like a bitch because he doesn't love ball. Joe Flacco will literally die on the football field. That's why he's the GOAT

Hello Saars! Quick reminder that the broncos will redeem the superbowl Saars!

>>149159999
Checked.

bengos

>>149160015
What X-Men will they play? I doubt Kitty Pryde as (((they))) won't let a non Jew play a Jewish actress.

National Felons League

>>149160056
Trump has nothing to do with the NFL.

>>149160061
Thank God, that loser is only good at scamming.

The numbers merely confirm what my eye test told me about Zach Allen back in 2019. Chris Jones stans need to accept his new place in the AFC West hierarchy

>>149159999
if he dies will you stop posting here and join him

>>149159958 (OP)
Rams

>>149160122
Literally who

My Ninies :)

>>149160287
9ers have the most attractive team in the league
No homo

>>149160316
nah thats the eagles
full homo

dahnald trump cursed our chiefs ):

>>149160330
>the eagles
Too black. Brock Purdy is genuinely hot, Hurts isn't
Partial homo

>>149160339
>Too black.
acting like thats a bad thing.
again full homo

My Steelers :)

Whats with these gay faggots shitting up the thread take that bullshit somehwere else

>>149160343
>acting like thats a bad thing.
Not racist, but I'm just not into black dudes.
>>149160366
Who do you think is the hottest current NFL QB? Not the whole team, just the QB. It's hard to choose between Purdy, Allen, Burrow, or Wilson. But it's gotta be Purdy
Moderate homo

muh iggles

suck lol

>>149160399
Kill your self you biological dead end

>>149160333
We're all cursed now, tbqh. Better days are just a memory...

that mentally ill anon still posting mahomes bad webms every thread damn

>>149159974
>still being this insecure about the Broncos even after a decade of dominating the division
Well, atleast you aren't a plastic newfan of the Chiefs.
>>149160496
Have you ever made a single post in this general that was not off-topic politics bait?

>>149160533
Oh cry more about it. How hard do you think the NFL will push Draft propaganda? We MUST defend Gaza so the Eagles can play the Giants there in '28.

>>149160565
slop

>>149160565
that huwhyte boy owned my chiefs...embarrassing

>>149160561
I mean there is obviously miles of mod dick on your breath for you to continue your retarded tirades unabaided without actually being challenged on them

>>149160565
piss filter

Reminder not to engage with this faggot Swifty. If we deprive him of attention he’ll get bored of a sport he doesn’t even care about and fuck off for good

just shit myself unabaided for 30 seconds

>>149160632
Your fanfics just confirm I live in your head rent free.

Your like the little shit that acts out knowing he can keep hiding behind his dad when the ramifications come, everyone knows this.

If anyone could actually respond in kind to you without your cum slurping throat guzzling down the report button like your favorite mods dick we would never see your dumbass again samefagging piece of shit

>>149160643
im a student of the game and have been posting here daily the last 2 seasons

can i say something...im glad DeAndre Hopkins is not on the chiefs roster...dude was so underwhelming last season slow ass

but sadly i have a feeling this will be another season of the Chiefs trying desperately to find offensive weapons throughout the season

>>149160758
Disgusting sperg out. Very shameful.

It's funny that the Shemar Stewart contract dispute is over language that literally only 1 owner is too poor to provide

>>149160868
ask me how I know for a fact you were bullied as a child

>>149160441
Which NFL position do you think has the biggest penis on average? I bet it's Safety

>>149160868
This bitch is extremely mid.

>>149160944
He did not say that.

>>149160948
but enough about me

>>149160935
Oh yeah go niners btw :)

>>149160973
Yes he did I was there

Why are these threads being made? There’s no football. There’s nothing to talk about.
Can it until preseason.

can this bussy

talk about this bussy

why does she do it bros?


>New Colts Owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon Gets Candid About Why She’ll Be on the Sideline With a Headset During Games

>>149161185
Ngl, I would

>>149161185
>that jawline
We sure this ain't a dude?

>>149160399
It’s 100% Hurts and you know it, seethe more

>>149161185
Scouting for dick

>>149160905
Go on, then.

get a life bozos

>Daks 10th season as a starter
>I remember Rodgers filling in for Favre in Dallas

I feel old bros

>>149161299
Time to die

>>149160533
Great googly-moogly...

>>149161220
Women have no taste in men
>>149161282
You're just saying that because he won an Owl. Allen is 100% hotter

>>149161365
Allen is firmly in second place but Hurts is #1 no question

You just know Veach is going to draft the next great quarterback when Mahomes is done
The dynasty will not end!

>>149161290
1) you replied to my post
2) you replied to my post like that
3) you type like a faggot
4) you bait posters into offtopic so you can report them knowing you have mods on your side cause they are all trump hating troons like you, its why you have never been banned despite inciting every single offtopic conversation about politics, like a fucking wire holding undercover janny. Your a literal fedposter.

>>149161149
A better question would be; why are you here?

>>149161185
Jealous of Sheila Ford.

>>149161407
You do know if I shittalk say... the Rasm, I am not shittalking you. If you think somehow my words about the Rasm are directed to you then you should probably look within why you would make such a connection. I do not care about you. If I say 'The Rasm won but are losers throughout, they were astroturfed hard and now we're dealing with the fall out of that shitty action', again that has nothing to do with you.

>>149161419
That’s not how you use semi-colon doofus

>>149161458
WHOA CHECK OUT THE GUY WITH A MA IN ENGLISH!

Just stop trying to look smart by using grammar you don’t understand
Like a nigga always saying “whom” incorrectly

>>149161299

I started paying attention to football in 7th grade in 1980, when my Lions drafted Billy Sims.

fuckin grammar police in a spee thread what teh hell

Nice reddit spacing Lions fan

>>149161451
It aint even got to be that deep I just dont like you. I can tell who you are on the other end of that computer is someone I would probably have made fun of if we were schoolmates. Just a hunch.

>>149161526
Kek

>>149161185
That would be so fucking annoying to deal with as a coach. No one wants their boss breathing down their neck, especially if it's a woman

>>149161201
sometimes ya gotta take one for the team to ensure your son will be an überchad

You kek me I kek you motherfucker!

>>149161563
Nice fanfic. I can at least say you've got a creative mind :D

>>149161563
That’s not very nice.

Time to sweep the AFCW. They have literally every single piece fans have been complaining about since SB50 now.

>>149161651
You can’t even make the playoffs.

>>149161624
I always enjoy when other people on the internet tell me who I am.

>>149161651
Realistically you’ll finish last

>>149161705
This.
1. CHIEFSWINLOL
2. Chargers continuing to improve under Harbaugh
3. Raiders exploding out the gate with Jeanty + Bowers and a vicious defense
4. Broncos exist

>>149160596

I say at halftime, the Lions ought to fence off the tunnels and release a goat wearing the opposing team’s jersey and let the lion chase it around the field.

>>149161705
>you'll

>>149161725
The AFCW has turned into the AFCE where there is no actual contender to the Chiefs not due to the Chiefs being a top tier team, but rather the other three being horrible, incompetent messes.

What’s the purpose of this?

>>149161751
I’ve said before I think there’s something about having a dynasty in your division that smothers it somehow, the same thing happened in the AFCE the entire tenure of the Patriots, and then as soon as Brady left the Bills and Dolphins became competitive. As soon as the Chiefs inherited the Patriots’ mantle the AFCW, which was normally one of the more competitive divisions, also became deteriorated. I don’t know why this would happen but it does seem to

>>149161567
Imagine being a lifelong coach and now having to deal with some rich guy's daughter who openly has no clue what's going on

>>149161742
Would unironically be kino

>>149161770
>I don’t know why this would happen but it does seem to
Franchises overreacting and making stupid moves to try and compete against the new monster in their backyard instead of simply continuing your teambuilding plan that was working.

>>149161790
She’s not going to be interrupting anything or directly involved, you guys need to calm down. She’s just watching the game like owners normally do but she wants to be on the sideline and have headphones to hear the actual process. It makes sense

>>149161808
That makes sense

>>149161820
That's how it starts. Then, once she has a handle on the basics (and considers herself an expert), it becomes "do this because I own the team"

>>149161705
Did the Raiders change divisions or something?

>>149161841
And then she says MY OFFICE, NOW and when you walk in she says GET ON YOUR KNEES and then she turns around and pulls down her panties and takes a very laborious, interminable shit on your face. You watch as the massive turds strain and struggle inch by inch before they drop off at last, with dire groans from your mistress.
“WHO’S THE HEAS COACH NOW, BITCH BOY?” she demands.

why does this meme upset the jeet/chicano hybrid?

>>149161968
That’s it. I’ve had it

>>149161988
>iToddler

>>149161931
>scat instead of her having a big juicy cock
What a waste

>>149161931
Anyway, go colts.

>>149162015
Tennesee fans are wild

Remember Temujin is a woman!

>>149162009
That’s Appleonius to you, servus

Temjin, Daddy is hungry. Make Daddy some Mexican food you 6 foot Latina.

He looks like he is married to a man

>>149162143
"Bumfuckin' Balls"?

Thanks for the new team name, AI.

>>149162221
He looks like he really really likes men.

>>149162221
someone do that face analyser app meme on this guy
his eyes looks distressed

>>149162066
case in point

>>149162221
>>149162247
what are the sports implications of being cross-eyed?

>>149162221
My pussy just tingled

FREE COOM

>>149162336
having a lazy eye might be the future of quarterbacking. you can see more of the field, both sides at one time

>>149161758
Last day of school ass move

OH NO NO NO, SHORT KINGS. OURGUY KYLER LOOKS LIKE A GIANT BABY

>>149161770
>I don’t know why this would happen but it does seem to

Refball. As you point out, it happened with the Patriots and the Chiefs and was also the case with the Rodgers era Packers; legitimately good teams get beneficial calls that make them almost unbeatable, because they bring in the national (now global) audience with the result that the other teams in the division become punching bags for the “dynasty” team.

>>149162515
>Under Pressure
>79
Isn't this the same cat who would rather fall on the ball than get hit to make a throw?

>Rams waive CB Derion Kendrick ahead of Maui Camp
I've got to imagine that they'll be adding someone to fill in that depth. Ramsey?

>>149162515
>33rd best QB
what crack is madden smoking that he's not even a starting caliber QB

>>149162515
this is just a dumb game, EA dont know anything
in real life, he is a giant giant
want proof? here he is compared to a NFL player for scale
look at him heightmog, framemog, and skullmog NFL players such as this.

>>149162515
kiwicel is only 1 inch taller than Kyler KWAB

>>149162603
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAH

>>149161790

I don’t know anything about the Colt’s owner’s daughter but with the Lions’ Sheila Ford, she had always been a “football gal” who even tried to get a gig with the NFL Inc. (they told her she could be a secretary, lol) so she knows the game and the business of football and it shows, once she took over the Lions.

im shorter than kyler murray

>>149162667
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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Rams have lost their starting LT for the foreseeable future. Does this list warrant reevaluation?

>>149162662
Do you think they...?

>>149162717
rams haven't been legit contenders since 2021.

>>149162221
>>149162247
>>149162336
kek i knew it

>>149162744
how is the fear bar to the max and it says amused?

>>149162717
>owl winner in their own special category
Every year you people do this

>>149162763
So the eagles need to be put with the rest of the top?
>>149162735
How many legit contenders do you think exist at a time? I'd argue if the Rams aren't contenders in their current state, there's only one or two contenders in the NFC.

>>149162717
im willing to bet you 1000000 indian rupees that the cowboys and the 49ers end with a better record than the pats, and the pats also go under .500

>>149162794
>So the eagles need to be put with the rest of the top?
Yes

>>149162717
>Lamar
>Goff
>Stroud
>Punchers’ Chance
lol lmao even

>>149162843
>>149162735
>>149162763
>>149162816
https://tiermaker.com/create/nfl-team-tier-list--1551572
Post em

>>149162744
>Rodgers pocket collapsing tries to step up- OH WHAT A HIT BY MADABUIKE

He knows what he signed up for

>>149162414
Not helping the mentally ill label, is it?

>bleev me mayne we finna boutta hit u in the mofuggin offszn n strap da fuck up on a nigga fr dawg we linkin up n buildin dis shit on these broke ass bum ass bitchass niggas onna real dis shitass russall willbitch aint even inna same unavers as a nigga like u mayne been lookin up to u since u open uppa can adat whoopass on a nigga in supabow foty fi shit my mayne couldn sleep fo a mofuggin monf afta dat shit but ya heard aite nigga hitchu up later good game stay humble ya dig
what did tomlin mean by this?

>>149163019
kek

>>149163019
>Ayyo we got Robert Woods and Calvin Austin dawg we finna make a run now skrrrrt

Lol such an unserious franchise

>>149163147
yet theyll still somehow finish 2nd in the division because theyre in there with 2 clownshows

>>149163019
I want Rodgers to beat the Packers

>>149162901
There is no superbowl favorite cause the season hasnt started

>>149162717
>Pats Sneaking In
Nah. Their offense will be better but they're still going to be trailing the Bills & Dolphins. I have them finishing 3rd, with the Jests being a very distant 4th.

>>149163229
I doubt it. I don't think Rodgers is worse than the Rudolph/Pickett/Wilson revolving door they've had but the team right now is the worst version they've had in some time. Arthur Smith is a garbage OC he had one great year with the Titans and somehow tricked people into thinking he's a good playcaller. Their O line and secondary is mediocre-shit and outside of Freirmuth they don't have true blue chip talent on offence. Metcalf never turned into the player I thought he had the potential to be with the Seahawks. I guess if the Kaleb Johnson pick hits they could lean on him but rookies can go either way

Has this been updated for this season or no?

>>149163587
Why do the Steelers hate Catholics?

>>149163587
>Rams have no fans they have to find some in other countries

Lol

>>149163587
Rams run the pacific

>>149163651
I get why the Rams, because LA. But why not the Chargers. Does nobody like the Chargers?

>>149163714
>NFL clubs can apply for rights to international markets by submitting proposals to the International Committee for review each spring. Clubs are awarded rights for a five-year term through the program and during this period can pursue activities that are consistent with what they can do in their home domestic market, in their awarded international markets.
I guess the Spanos family doesn't want to spend.

>>149163587
I thought they shut down the idea of having a game in Australia or is this just some free to view TV deal shit?

My team > Your "team"

>>149163587
RIP Nigeria

>>149163714
>Does nobody like the Chargers?
Yeah

>>149163806
It's a marketing rights deal. NFL teams have different rules for marketing their games and teams in locations of other teams. This program establishes what teams get to treat what countries as "home markets." As for an Australia game, the Rams are already slated to play Down Under in Week 1 next year. Pic related.

>>149164072
Weird I heard this idea was cancelled but maybe it was some engagement bait bullshit on X. Melbourne actually has a decent amount of NFL fans so they'll get a decent turnout

Which games will (you) be attending this year?

>>149159999
>back to back pick 6es in youre path.

>>149164367
I'm watching Giants at DC. \

Met a cute guy at the pride parade today, bros. We were both wearing Hurts jerseys and we struck up a conversation.

>>149164367
Texans season opener, Niners game, Bakey reunion game.

>>149162469
>having a lazy eye might be the future of quarterbacking. you can see more of the field, both sides at one time
Independent eye movement, like a lizard? Interesting idea, Louie

>>149162515
>#33 ranked QB
Which back up did they rank higher than Kyler?

>>149164807
Ranked this bussy higher

>>149162515
What are Daniels' stats?

>>149164807
Tanner McKey

>>149164807
Mason Rudolph

>>149164879
Idk that pic is from like Madden 19 kek

>>149164807
Danny Dimes

Chat is this true?

>>149165330
i've always been an ally of the LGBTQIA+ community. we're all human after all!

>>149165357
Me too fellow Chiefsfag, me too

>>149165330
I mean what else is there to do in Cincy besides eat diarrhea chili and plow bussy?

What's next for him? Any chance he asks out of Dallas next year?

Well Wionsbros, it was fun while it lasted. We had a lot of cool moments over the past few seasons, but now the realization that the drop-off is coming is beginning to set in.
At least we still get to laugh at Chicongo and the Viqueers.

>>149166068
Why? Hes the greatest con man in the NFL since Sam Bradford
A ton of QBs could have gotten $60+ million at this point especially with the cap up but they dont cause eventually its so much money, might as well use it elsewhere to win. Not Dak though.

Same amount of playoff wins as Jayden Daniels

>>149161966
why does this meme make you think you're white?

>>149166318
>Same amount of playoff wins as Jayden Daniels
Acktually, Dak has 3

>>149161966
Missouri/Kansas/Nebraska water people are real and terrifying.

>Denver broncos fans are now seen as Indians working for walmart
kek, how time changes

>>149166318
I dunno maybe if they are mediocre again this year like 8-9 he'll waive the no trade clause and try to make a push to go to the Rams or something. Just tossing the idea out there

>>149166414
Nope he's still on 2

>>149161705
finish in this bussy

>>149165330
Who's the least supportive?

Coach Bussy

antonio brown bros...

>>149166893
Coom will get off lightly (fine and/or suspended sentence) he never takes L's he only gives them out to suckers like Tomlin, Mayock and Kraft

>>149160596
all that for a divisional round exit

>>149161185
ZAMN! SHE FINE AS A MF!

>>149167035
Anon Carlie isnt 15....

>>149161185
One of my favorite characters in Boondock Saints

>>149166967
idk man, farting in a doctor's face is one thing (lmao) but this is on a whole nother level

>>149166318
He just needs more help.

I don’t know man it just feels like the Eagles are going like 7-10 this year.

>>149161658
Just did, bitch

Hello! Go Broncos!

Bo "Benchod Bastard" Nix will redeem the Google playoff card this season saar

>>149159974
imagine having any kind of disdain for a poverty franchise like denver

>>149167482
Hello betiful how are u?? Come to Denver I receive u

Steelers and Jets took a look at each other and both said I want what you have...

>>149167290
The Eagles will be gifted another Super Bowl because Israel is at war and the Eagles are the most Jewish team in the entire league.
May Allah awaken the people and help them to see the evildoings of Israel and the Philadelphia Eagles

AFCW beef going hard tonight

I hope a 49er dies on live television at least once a week

>>149167549
Record included as far as the fans are concerned. 4 wins will get Tomlin fired for sure vs I just want to watch a game without knowing we're going to lose or that we won't make the playoffs before halloween.

For me? It's Las Vegas Raiders OC Chimp Smelly

>>149167576
This last Mickey ring for the Eagles really was the Oct 7th bowl. No better than the Katrina bowl for Poo Orleans

>>149160339
Purdy looks nerdy, like a creepy lil church choir kid.

>>149167806
Woof

>>149160565
Why aren't they wearing face masks?

>>149161407
This bradysknee guy seems like the biggest fag in the world if even a fraction of this shit is true.

>>149167806
Outdated meme

>>149167862
Wow anon, you’re so cutting edge

>>149167845
You'll never see him banned no matter how many times he brings up Trump unprompted. Everyone who's been here for a year+ knows what he is

>>149167806
>>149167862
Plus if you look closely its not even the real teams. Dude just edited the logos on top of people's dogs.

>>149167875
I noticed that too.

Buncha comedians

>>149167875
Chiefsfags are genuinely traumatized by being dominated by the Broncos for most of their existence lol

im a numbers man at heart, so i can say very confidently that theres a very, very strong correlation between the whisperings of the whisky viper and my purchasing of dildos of various makes and lengths.
i never do anything with them except return them the same day if possible, but its disturbing to me to know that the only thing standing between me and massive anal tearing is the us postal system not delivering one of these bastards when im enjoying my weekly handle of white lightning and purple monster.
just one snowstorm or gas line explosion and i am 100% fucked in the ass, possibly with a bad dragon dildo.
anyway go chorgers

>>149168018
>NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>149168018
This post is offtopic

>>149167806
>still insecure about the Broncos a decade after they were last a divisional threat
Amazing actually, thank you for the respect. Your town is still way too humid for me to take, anyplace east of Hays or North Platte I start to feel it.

>>149168018
you're late

Saars pls just let me enjoy this one winning season for my broncos Saars! I have to be at Walmart in 5 hours Saars!

>>149167941
>>149168096
Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.

Rams stadium goes crazy

>>149168116
No, projective avatar posting is. And I'm not doing any "remember when", I'm frankly surprised Chiefsfags care so much about Broncos at this state. Yeah MAYBE if Broncos get more competitve this year, they deserve attention from the Chiefs, but they've had the complete run of the division for the last decade, so this petty insecurity must be deep-seated about the distant past, or they are more weak-willed than their past decade dominance lets on.

>>149168139
You protest too much

>>149168134
Yeah

How does to acquiring a Ravens gf with similar features??

>>149168134
Crazy lame

>>149168166
Equal rights, equal lefts.
That right hook to knock down the niner was pretty good.

>>149168166
>>149168134
Why does it looks a huge swap/meet???

>>149168175
Tsundere tonight are we?

I’m asleep.

3 of the Steelers projected starting 5 O linemen are 25 or younger. They have a grand total of 42 NFL starts between them. Really makes me think...

>>149168224
Gn

>>149165330
gAyFC

>>149168251
Doesn't cancel out the queenfagsupergay niners and san fagcisco

>>149164367
I will watch the colts again when they play in berlin. The game in frankfurt was quite fun.

Look at this schedule and tell me mass firings by Week 7 aren't inevitable

>>149168361
5-12 imminent

>>149168361
I unironically see them going 2-15 what an absolute fucking dumpster they've turned into since firing Coughlin. I still cannot believe they went with Jaxson Dart of all QBs lmfao

>>149168361
The NFL league office gets away with this because John Mara is a spineless cuck who doesn't act like the son of Wellington Mara who was the single most venerated and powerful owner in the entire league. If the NFL decided to give the Giants a nightmare difficulty-level schedule after the single most humiliating season in franchise history Wellington would have people sleeping where Jimmy Hoffa is.

>>149168361
Winning the division you bitches

>>149168387
The Giants are going to be this year's version of the Bears. Another shit coaching staff set to learn the hard way that drafting a quarterback won't save them.

It astounds me how many people still glaze Brian Daboll like he's some sort of genius when he's gone 9-25 the past two years and now it's coming out that Daboll just screamed at Daniel Jones whenever things went wrong instead of actually coaching him.

>>149168361
>Giants vs Saints
Early season battle with 2026 #1 overall pick implications on the line. I think the Giants get their first win here.

>>149168361
If they lose to the Saints they could unironically go winless

>>149168437
Never should have extended him. There's a reason 5th year options exist. They were more concerned with the appearance of stability than trying to achieve it

>>149168483
Saints roster unironically mogs the Giants. If they go with Rattler over Shough I don't see them landing the No.1

REAL NIGGAH HOURS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng&si=TG0b109cBUZqKCHS

>>149168543
Defensively probably yeah, though I think NY has the better pass rush and idk if NO has a true NT for their new 3-4 front.
But a bottom 5 QB room. Aging RB (but to be fair I'm not gonna pretend he sucks or anything). Questionable WR room, especially once Olave inevitably goes down with concussion number six. TEs are Juwan Johnson and a very old, returning from injury Taysom Hill. Offensive line I could see being good if they stay healthy.

Do Texans have chance to win it all?

>>149168639
Catch a vibe

https://youtu.be/kQcB8QpjfSo?si=RQceixYjWg9Z64xg

>>149168673
Yea I in no way think the Saints skill positions outside of Kamara+Neal at RB are good but I like the O line way more+their schedule is much easier. Saints secondary has some talent I could see them showing out after reuniting Reid+Mathieu

>>149168018
Hell yeah brother!

Please fuck my butt hard and call me Jalen as you slap my ass

>>149168705
Yeah Fuaga and their 2025 1st round pick at the tackle positions, McCoy at center and I'm guessing they're gonna move Penning to one of the guard spots which seems like it should suit him better anyway (road grader who struggles in pass protection). Should be a much improved offensive line.

>>149168737
I think Penning they want at LG but it's a long way from week 1. There's a chance he sucks there just as much as he did at tackle and they end up with Young or Saldiveri to open the season

>>149168678
Getting Rivers era Chargers vibes from them.

>>149161758
Practicing to tackle bubble boy/most protected man in football Mahomes

>>149168687
I gotchu

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q3vuOP5iY1A&si=6lKZpPc_Sw4aGhUW

>>149168802
Gotta just wait for him to tackle himself. It's the only way to avoid defensive unnecessary roughness.

>>149168678
Stroud is undeniably HIM but I doubt their offence is going to click this year. Mixon is old as shit now and their O line is a bunch of castoffs and disappointing draft picks. Caeserio did as much as he could trading back to get extra picks but unless Nico Collins turns into Justin Jefferson they simply don't have the firepower to get through the AFC gauntlet. Ravens, Bills, Broncos, Chiefs and Bengals offensive continuity can't be understated

Dillon Gabriel looks like an Image Comics character created and drawn by Rob Liefeld in 1992.

These bitches on my jock/
So you know off top they gon ride wit me
I aint wit that wack shit/
Keep a closed lip
If you really wanna ride wit me~

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-5jDEW2IH5Y&si=j8myNk-6U7QQJisW

>>149168678
No, they need a competent O-line.

>>149168776
After Stafford (2009) and Wilson (2012), who has won a SB?

Mahomes (2017)
Hurts (2020)

That's it.

The Super Bowl Tua leads Miami to victory in will probably be my favorite

>>149168900
Foles was 2012 draft class same as Wilson

What is the NFL equivalent of this?

Let's all get in a circle and sing NFL songs. Gentle slap the bare bottom to your left and rubs the anus to your right

rubbing sensual little circles might hurt with your middle finger (that finger is the one that gets earlier arthritis)

If so try with your pointer finger

(everyone sing)

Oooooooo NFL
You know us well
Script it to our cheers
And some for jeers

Oooooooo NFL

>>149165653
>I mean what else is there to do in Cincy besides eat diarrhea chili and plow bussy?
Eat bussy and plow diarrhea chili.

>>149169080
I did that a few seconds with 3 different fingers and now they feel withered, sore and it's going on the way up my arm, which is starting to fall asleep too. What sorcery is this?

Yessir

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbcGlDfXyTI&si=C16rb2BIfppJT9xS

How was he ever third string? Second string I can understand because they had Cap Rooney still. But what the fuck did Tyler Cherubini bring to the table as QB2? He was straight up trash. At least Beamen had all the physical tools and more importantly, the moxie and invisible juice.

>>149169132
Piano players would be in shape for that, their forearm muscles and fingers are unparalleled

My Ravens... we finna get back to the promised land one day......

Funny how time flies when your having fun

https://youtube.com/watch?v=B2tyZjh-eD0&si=kMR3IQ2_2YwAn1uG

>>149161185
Women can't get out of their own way.

>>149162074
But what of good Solonius?

>>149170225
Seeing Solonius and Batiatus as friends at the start of God's of the Arena was serious kino. Such a great series

>>149170225
holy shit Skip Bayless

>>149169037
probably trubisky saying he loves to kiss titties

>>149164072
> regular season game in a country with a 14 hour time difference (from east coast)
Absolute clown show.

>>149170351
That's why I thought it was crazy. The flight from Auckland, NZ to Houston was about 14 hours so Melbourne to LA would be longer. Even as a week 1 game with time to get acclimated that's a huge pain in the ass for the Rams+Eagles

>>149168399
The schedule is determined by a glorified math equation. The only influence anyone would have over it is deciding date and time.

>>149170405
I don't know how than can possibly justify it without the game being followed by a bye well for both teams involved. Even if they stayed on simulated west coast time they are still going to get absolutely wrecked by the jet lag.

So now with the Loins window officially closed it's safe to say my Rams won the trade

>>149171107
Nice headcanon lil bro. Funny how the Rams love Stafford so much they nearly traded him to the Steelers a few months ago

>>149171183
Mcvay wants to develop a rookie QB, it's the one thing he hasn't done yet and he knows the Rams are about to enter a short rebuild, so it doesn't exactly benefit him to have a team that makes the Divisional or NFCCG again before trying to draft the next Rams QB. That's also why they traded back with the falcons to get a 1st in 2026.

>>149171519
Well if he's hoping to get one in the 2026 class he's probably gonna be shit out of luck. Extremely overrated class from the guys I've watched so far

Wins are NOT a QB stat

>>149171810
Agreed. There's 21 other starters, coaches, playbook, GM, etc.

>>149171810
>>149171907
Brainlet opinions. QBs are the single most important part of the team. Yes even more than the GM.

wins are a QB stat
wins are a WR stat
wins are a RB stat
wins are a TE stat
wins are a LT stat
wins are a LG stat
wins are a C stat
wins are a RG stat
wins are a RT stat
wins are a FB stat
wins are a DE stat
wins are a DT stat
wins are a OLB stat
wins are a MLB stat
wins are a CB stat
wins are a S stat
wins are a P stat
wins are a K stat
wins are a RS stat
wins are a LS stat

>>149171982
wins are a fan stat

Rams and Staffy needed to win last year. Wions are back this year.

wins are a ref stat

"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."

>>149173303
Hurts easily. He's the only top 10 QB out of the 4

>>149173303
1. Hurts
2. Love
3. Sherbert
4. Hawk Tua

.

>>149174634
>media scrambling to give Lameme every other award because they can't give him superbowl MVP

>>149171563
Great bc you have already proven you know nothing about the qb position

>>149174720
Didn't ask mutt. Herbert is overrated as fuck and you'll keep coping waiting for "next year to be different" which it never will be lmfao

Rammies will be in Hawaii soon, bonding and giving back to the community

>j-just one more year!!
>w-w-wait just one more year!!!!

Na not gonna do it lol

How come the Chiefs "dynasty" has so many embarrassing moments captured and the Brady Pats and Buccs don't? Curious.

>>149170405
I don't think the Eagles are playing them. In 2026 the Rams play the Chargers, so I bet they just force both LA teams to play it.

>>149172206
This, teams which win have inherently superior fans. Teams like the Bills and Ravens don't want to win enough

>>149175634
It's still dogshit if both teams are west coast. Not my problem anyway I might go to it flights to aussie are cheap as. Haven't been to a game since 2017

>>149174822
Keep bringing things up out of thin air. No one mentioned Herbert you clown.

>>149173303
Herbert
Hurts
Love
Tua

>>149175725
I mentioned him because I know you're a cazzie and cazzies still think Herbert is elite. 4 years behind the Kiwi in your ball knowledge. You'll catch up one day

>>149175776
Everytime I see some non American subhuman talk ball I cringe.

>>149175788
You're cringing because you know I'm right and it hurts your ego. You listened to every media head tell you something for years and blindly believed it. You'll never know ball at this rate. Forget 4 years behind you haven't even started the race lil bro

>>149175827
Go watch soccer or rugby or whatever your shithole has. I'm sick of your retarded takes

>>149174870
just another example of media anointing a good but not elite qb too early because they had a good rookie season and then them disappointing because they never actually reach the heights projected for them. been quite a trend of that happening lately with
>sherbert
>trannylaw
>stroud
and now its
>daniels
i personally dont think daniels is the guy that will break the trend but then again hes actually already reached heights the former 3 will probably never do lol

>>149175843
You can always go somewhere else. Nothings physically keeping you in this thread or on 4chan. If you stick around you might learn something thoughbeit

>>149175885
I rate Stroud but agree on the others. Media loves their projections and will stick with them until they L is too big to ignore

>>149168827
>Stroud is undeniably HIM
Run-first offense guy. He crumbled when Slowik tried to put the game on his shoulders against KC.

>>149171519
He's been developing one. Why do you think they passed on all the QBs in this past draft?

>>149176228
Debatable. The O line and WRs outside of Nico couldn't do shit. I saw Flacco fold in similar spots his first two years in the playoffs. Year 3 is when he truly became a consistent asset to the offence. I think Stroud is on a similar trajectory

It's time for the white boi corner to rise up Iggles and Broncos fans united

>>149176289
We'll see. The Toxins imo didn't do him any favors by firing Slowik.

>>149176344
It's always a risk going away from continuity on offence in favor of "new thing" but DeMeco Ryan has proven to be a good HC. I'd trust his judgment that it was the right decision. Personnel wise they brought in a lot of new toys at WR and RB. They're gonna be interesting. May not be much better but more interesting

>>149176260
Stetsy B is basically in his sophomore year, so he might be the bridge guy if we need to splurge on OT. I'm more interested in Emmanuel Forbes Jr. who's allegedly put on some weight since joining the Rams. Just needed to get that nigga some burritos.

>>149175788
Same. This dude acts like he's the thread's resident expert but he ain't even a resident lmao.

>>149176664
I just like talking ball. Not my fault you'd rather piss and moan about people you disagree with than offer anything interesting. Too bad you can't downvote people here isn't it mutt?

The Green Gay Fudge Packers

>>149176484
>bridge guy
I could see him being a starter. He's an autist about football and has a way better arm and mobility than anyone wants to give him credit for.

>>149176749
I would downvote your bad attitude HARD

>>149176782
>7-1

>>149176413
>DeMeco Ryan has proven to be a good HC
Based on what? I feel like Lovie was just a dinosaur and the roster was simply better than everyone thought it was.

>>149176782
Better to be the packer than the packee

>>149176782
lol good one

>>149176893
Based on the fact the defence is great and the team has won 21 games the last 2 years including playoffs? I mean he's a defensive oriented Head Coach. He fixed the defence. Now he's got to rely on Stroud and the offence to do their part. He chose to hire Slowik and it worked fairly well for 2 years. Now he's made a change and Caeserio has given him a bunch of new pieces in the draft+FA. I definitely see a good HC in him

>>149176969
I don't take advice from anyone that includes a C in defense.

He's him

>>149176969
>won 21 games
In arguably the worst division in football. Even bad coaches can win games in a good situation. The roster is stacked as hell right now, especially the defense.

>>149176782
terminally rent free

>>149177031
a loser when it counts, yeah

>>149177049
Go rewatch Texans vs Lions last year. Ryan called a hell of a game against one of the best teams in the league. He's not carried by the talent they have he had them playing above their talent level. That's the sign of a great coach. Texans lost that game but he's shown against them and the Chargers he can compete with the best. They're not merely a product of their division

>>149177106
Again, he's got a loaded defense. A defensive HC should have his own side of the ball figured out, especially if that side is very talented.
>Lions
>one of the best
Top 8 for sure, not one of the best.

>>149177144
Yea bro the Lions who are 29-9 the last 2 years including playoffs aren't one of the best teams in the NFL lol
>top 8
Based on what? Some retarded metric like DVOA? Your own personal opinion? Also the Texans defence wasn't loaded before he got there. Look at the work he did with guys like Stingley, Bullock, Pitre etc. They didn't come ready made

>>149177106
>Chargers
Yeah, they weren't a good team. New coaching staff and they haven't been good in previous seasons.

>>149177222
>Based on what?
Based on playoff finish. They couldn't even beat a Commie team with a rookie QB and brand new coaching staff.
You're not "one of the best" if you can't even get past the divisional round.
>inb4 muh injuries
It's the NFL. Everyone has injuries.

>>149177227
Chargers still made the playoffs and were favored to win. Texans fucking embarrassed them. People want to say Herbert shit the bed (which he did) but he had those guys ready to play against a talented team. Stroud started very slow but the defence consistently held. 2nd half they mauled them

>>149177222
>Yea bro the Lions who are 29-9 the last 2 years
By this logic, the Cowsois were one of the best teams in the league a few years ago lmaooooo

>>149177257
Yea they finished top 8 in terms of playoff finish after their entire defence was on IR but when the Texans played played them in the regular season they still had a lot of their starters and were coming off an NFCCG appearance. These games don't happen in a vacuum

>>149177277
Yeah because the Toxins defense has way more fuckin talent than the Chorgers offense. What part of this don't you get?
I think /nba/ or /cric/ may be more your speed.

>>149177299
>still whines about muh injuries
>in the fucking playoffs
Lmao Loins faggots are damn pathetic. Even with their injuries, the Loins should have been able to handle that terrible Commie team.

You're being a faggot intentionally. Nobody thought the Texans were a super talented team in the 2023 pre season. Go look at their playoff/division title odds from back then. The defence is talented because Demeco DEVELOPMED said players

Btw I've been watching Penn State tape the entire time I've been talking with you lol

>>149160122
Why isn't Cam Heyward on this list?

>>149177383
>Btw I've been watching Penn State tape the entire time I've been talking with you lol
>t.
Anyway, that defense is loaded because they've drafted well and made good signings like Hunter.
Stingley + Lassiter is arguably a top 5 corner duo. Anderson is a great edge rusher, along with Hunter.
It's not as if he's had nothing to work with lmao.

lets not forget this exists. kwab!

>>149177453
It's amazing how guys like Lassiter and Bullock were clearly so talented and didn't need any coaching by Demeco that they went 42nd and 78th overall in the draft. Why didn't other teams simply take these ready made players instead? Guess we'll never know

>>149177531
>Kiwi doesn't have enough brain cells to get the point
Typical.
The Toxins defense is absolutely loaded and you're not arguing in good faith if you deny this.
Yes, Demecco is a clear upgrade over Lovie. Is he good? We don't really know yet. He's playing with basically a free QB and has a GM that keeps making home-run personnel moves.

I already made my point 7 posts ago. It went over you're head lil bro

>outing himself as a brainlet this hard
This is why you don't abuse alcohol and pills, kids.

>He's still seething
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

When I say elite you say Justin Herbert. Elite!
>...

Now Of course i Know thIs is a coNtraversial topic, Generating a masSive response - my patties will win the afc east.

Fun fact: Stroud once said the only other quarterbacks he studies film of are Stafford and Mahomes.

>>149173463
This

Imagine being a tempolet

>>149168827
How did you become a fan of the NFL? Just curious. Are you an expat?

>>149178546
Nope just started watching NFL as a kid and playing Madden. Got more into it. Went to the states twice to watch games. Now here we are

>>149178586
That’s cool. Why did you choose the Ravens?

>>149178638
I like defence and underdogs. Ravens were decent but never taken seriously when I first started watching in the mid 00s. Ed Reed was my favorite player back then. The Flacco era disrespect and Steelers shitting on us for years made it even worse in some ways. When we got Boldin and had those 3 years with him and Flacco finally got over the jump in 2012 it was the most satisfying blissful experience ever. I can't explain it more than that why I'm a fan I just love the sport more than any other. Rugby and basketball are fine but nothing compares to NFL

>>149178770
Based

Toastin in a Lams bread

>>149179442
Brady winning his 7th really broke reality.

toast in this bussy

study film of this bussy

>>149160944
Go tell it on a mountain, Jack. It’s 1-1, and we’ve got 3.

Your division winners this year will be
>Steelers
>Jaguars
>Bills
>Chiefs
>Packers
>Panthers
>Commanders
>Seahawks

>>149180859
Dangerous levels of ball knowledge radiating off this post

>>149180859
Agreed

the amount of men on reddit that sit down to pee is concerning

Reddit has better football discussion

>>149181653
Mi Ramilia

>>149181749
Reddit has more varied football discussion. /nfl/ really only knows, cares or discusses their team
You couldn't have an intelligent discussion about the Titans or Jaguars here like you can on Reddit

>>149181749
go back

>>149181749
this but unironically. all you get on 4chan is retards on /sp/ spamming "(verb) this bussy" and cuckold fantasies followed by "go (team i don't like) btw"

>>149182244
Yet here you are discussing bussy with us. Curious.

For me, it's the warm, tender embrace of another man, and my Kansas City Chiefs

Entire nfc north is delusional except the packers who will win the division

Your AFC South Champions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXMOvMba2bM

>>149180859
Agree. Steelies with Rodgers will be my second team this season

>>149181749
>Sign up to post on r/nfl
>Sorry, you’re not allowed to do that until you get more le karma :P
>Can’t get karma unless I post
>Delete account
>Come back to /nfl/
>Bussypost

>>149181749
If you unironically think this you should go back. Seriously no bullshit. Im 1000% percent sure our autists could kick their autists asses in a debate. People here like to blow off steam and fuck around cause you cant on plebbit, you dont really need to flex your prowess here until yes- your team is brought up, and then its usually used for context on a specific issue. Otherwise who gives a fuck if someone thinks Trent Dilfer is better than Dan Marino cause he won a ring? I mean that is unless the guy is trying to actually convince people.

There’s more to a quarterback than just an arm. Marino was a better thrower, Dilfer was a better leader of men.

>Antonio Brown flees the US after being sought for murder
Is this fucking real? He's here in my country, isn't?

>>149180859
Nah
>Ravens
>Texans
>Bills
>Cniefs
>Vikings
>Falcons
>Commanders
>Rams

>>149182998
He's in UAE

Chiefs on 3! One, two, THREE

>>149182998
he's in this bussy

I said Chiefs on 3.

>>149182998
As Coffezilla has said, crime is legal now in America.

Donald Trump raped Bradysknee in the sweltering summer of '99 and his bussy would never be the same.

>>149183864
That'd be high skill considering the catheter.

why are they like this?

>>149184647
Ohio is a poisoned state, look at their former Senators. How else do you have 2 teams and no Owls?

the above post has nothing to do with football

>>149185129
This parade going on is a bad sign for the NFL's Washington DC draft. Holy shit, low energy and disorganized with no one there.

brady'sknee's bussy has been pozzed by the Trump Stump in the sweltering summer of 99 and that's why the Patriots SUCK

>>149185202
Yeah no, you said that. We got it.

>>149177059
Is this one of those "what nfl qbs would look like as females" things?

>>149178770
That's all well and good but the Ravens have hardly ever been underdogs. They probably have a higher playoff appearance % than just about anyone in the NFL.

>>149181749
Reddit is too much "No trust me, my team fucking SUCKS" (insert massive updoots) and "Those stats mean nothing, for you see...I, unlike everyone else, actually WATCH the games" (savor own fart smell).

>>149183864
Damn, speaking of Reddit...this dude seems a bit obsessed with Trump.

if you don't like your own farts, can you really say you know ball?

>>149185729
Why does your captcha look like that

>>149184922
Will never forget Vance trying to act like a huge football fan on Theo Von and talking about how UPSET he gets when his Bengals lose, UGH he was bedridden for DAYS after that super bowl hen they played against… uh… And he failed to even remember the opponent lol

>>149185729
>simping for a cursed con man
No wonder his Chiefs lost.

>>149159958 (OP)
https://youtu.be/bAgmGZ9iQ2Y

>>149186177
>Bro... let's not talk about that, let's uh discuss these things I totally made up

Rams house?
More like Hams rouse!

>>149186177
>failed to even remember the opponent lol
Tbf I often forget as well. Rams are such a forgettable team

sure man

Unironically people I know irl don’t know that the Rams exist and just confuse them with the Chargers

>>149186345
I can't wait to see that couch fucker then try to use that excuse on Tim Pool to try and seem like a real man, only to realize Tim isn't all there and just parrots /pol/ and FSB talking points like a squeaky angry mouse
>Bro, when I was on Theo von, who is soooooooooooo chill, I forgot who my Bengals played in the Super Bowl, no cap

>>149186936
>The people I know irl don't know ball
pity

>>149185671
In general I've found that probably about 90% of football fans simply don't know jackshit about football. Make it 98% if you wanna discuss the business side of things.
Seeking "intelligent football discourse" is an absolute fool's errand. I'd rather just call you faggot for liking a different team than me. I'm not interested in getting pulled into a little circlejerk debate club with a bunch of midwits.

>>149184647
Phat Bengos winnin the division

Is this the year we get a Catb Owl?

>>149187878
Chiefs Redskins native bowl

>>149188013
absolutely fucking disgusting that only one of those names has been eradicated

>>149188036
Hunt would simply never cave like Snyder, he’s made it clear he doesn’t give af
It’s also because Redskins just sounds more crass, it’s literally referencing skin color. “Chief” is just a title

>>149179442
Sincerely, Kwafeesi-Mofo Lightbulb'booguh-nooga

>60% through offseason
After next week, we'll be in the last moment dead period before training camp and preseason. We're almost there...

>>149188036
OH SO YOU WOULD BE OKAY WITH THIS THEN RIGHT HUH? HUH?!

>>149186653
I wish I could lick his balls every day

>>149188404
I would switch teams just to cheer for them, yes

>>149179447
Fap fap fap fap

saw bradysknee protesting in the wild

>>149188633
Oof look at the gunt on it lmfao

>>149188467
One of the co-hosts in the Rich Eisen show has a wife that went to Georgia with Stafford. She's tells him all the time, "if we divorce, I'm taking him from Kelly."

>>149188013
The “conversation” around that super bowl would be a nightmare, but the game itself would be kino

my nigga ben johnson

>>149188864
Future Chiefs offensive coordinator!

>>149188633
He could end any holocaust just by sharing the food he eats every day.

Remembering when all the fats here were mad at me for being a 6’1 135 chad

>>149173303
Herbie
Hurts
Love
Pooa

Herbs might be a choker but he's never had a team half as good as squirts, who is very much a bus rider never truly shat the bed in a meaningful game which counts for something. Love stinks and Tua is lucky to be alive let alone a starting QB in the NFL

>>149189077
Love doesn’t stink, he’s been to the playoffs both seasons he started and he played this season injured and throwing to the worst receiving corps in the league. You don’t know ball if you actually think he sucks. Packers will probably win the division this season and it’s not because of a vaunted defense or epic offensive weapons. It’s because of him

Not what I look like. I have an athletic build and do hard manual labor. With clothes off I look like a Greek statue.

>One thread lasts ten days now
It’s over

>>149181653
>guy in the Goff jersey who punches him in the bussy

Fucking gets me everytime

>>149190486
Now here's a guy who like to see his wife with multiple men at once

>>149191204
Wait, this is true?? Pat's a fuckin' weirdo.

>>149190486
PHENOMENAL KEKOLDRY

>>149181092
When a black QB is on the field, I feel like anything can happen.

>>149191305
No way.... is this real??

>>149191524
Huh

KNEW
>>149160944
>>149160944

>>149191823
Lol

Next

>>149191922

>>149191922

>>149191922

>>149191607
Yep, appears so. Wow. Couldn't be me.

>>149191305
Yes it's real

>>149191730
it's the only td he threw in that game too

>>149189823
/plg/ poster detected

>>149188404
I'd be fine if there was a team called the Honkies or the Crackers