>Chiefs WR Rashee Rice sentenced to 30 days in jail over Dallas high-speed crash

My Steelers :)

>>149828907 (OP)
>week 1
Uma delicia!

>>149817881
More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

Less TDs
Less Wins
Less Yards
Less MVPs
Less Accuracy
Less Superbowls
Less Passer Rating

>>149828921
Name a better season than Mahomes' 2022 seasons.
[x] Won MVP
[x] Won Superbowl MVP
[x] Led the league in TDs
[x] Led the league in Yards
[x] Set all time record for total yards
[x] Had over 5,200k passing yards

>>149828907 (OP)
>5 year probation and a 30 day jail sentence.
>Jail sentence can be served anytime within the 5 year probation

Will he just go to Jail on Mondays then?

>>149829035
Just admit that all you do is read the stats and repeat all the stuff Nick Wright says without watching the game.

>pattyschizo thread

Demon Herbert

40-6

>>149829057
His shitty >black lawyer did an awful job. Traffic related crime has never been judged by the actions but the results.

You could be going 5 under the speed limit but if you run over a kid you're fucked, meanwhile you could be going 20 over the limit but as long as someone doesn't get hurt you get a slap on the wrist.

Hell, even if you speed 30 over the limit, I've never heard of someone getting 5 years probation and 30 days in jail especially if nobody got seriously injured. At best you would get a ticket and spend a night in jail. >black lawyers

>>149829149
>black lawyer

>>149829095
You made no attempt of naming a better season because you know you would be humiliated. Wise choice.

You have to win league MVP and Superbowl MVP at a bare minimum to even qualify for this debate.

>>149829178
Any season that isn't tainted by refball is better :)

>>149829281
bungles cost themselves even more

>>149829281
That's a lot of money!

>>149829281
>>149829301

>OVERPAID

Sometimes I just watch the commercials and fast forward through the game

>>149829035
>Name a better season than Mahomes' 2022 seasons.

>20th in pressures in 2024
TJ Watt is so overrated, and now massively overpaid

>>149829339
Lol how much will Micah Parsons get paid now?

>>149829374
>Shaun King
Bucc lives matter

>>149829396
I'm first in pressuring your mom

The Chargers are still bussy

>>149828907 (OP)
And just like that, Chiefs Schizos are already going from "we're going to be the best team" back to "b-but he's the best QB before age 29"

>>149829035
For me, it’s Young in 94.

Justin Herbert was in the same draft class as Joe Burrow, Justin Jefferson, and CeeDee Lamb. We don't look at any of those other players and say "well, once they reach their full potential they will finally break out".

Justin Herbert being ranked above Jalen Hurts was a disgrace. What has Herbert accomplished.

>>149829396
I know this is bait but still
>noooo he’s bad at fake stats
>ignore how many sacks, TFLs, and forced fumbles he has
>but but Garrett’s pass rush win rate is better even he doesn’t produce anything with it

>>149829370
based nuggies enjoyer

boyz

>>149829504
That's definitely up there. He doesn't have anything that stands out though like 50 TDs, 5k yards, or breaking a stat record like total yards so Mahomes edges him out.

>>149829522
8th in sacks, not that much better. Pressures is a good stat though. Sacks are low volume (volatile) and pass rushers often affect the play without finishing the sack.

>>149829149
>Traffic related crime has never been judged by the actions but the results.
mf I'm pretty sure you go a certain speed above the limit in Florida and you're hit with a felony. 119 on a public road that isn't the German autobahn is crazy

for me, it's garrett's pass rush win rate

>>149829658
You realize there's certain highways where there is no speed limit.
>Florida
Don't ever cite that ass backwards state.

>>149829281
He's being paid QB money. You can't win with that contract.

>>149829658
In flordia I can legally kill you and as long as there are no cameras I can get away with it using the stand your ground laws.

>>149829767
the steelers weren't winning to begin with

>>149829587
I think the thing that exemplifies his season is that, yes, he was far and away the best qb during the regular season, even if the numbers don’t all translate to the modern era, but he got even better in the playoffs. The only reason the Cowboys aren’t 4x in a row Champions was because of him and that team.

>Mike Williams retired
Chargers already taking some hits

>>149829281

>>149829903
addition by subtraction

>>149829767
I'm bulletproof

>>149829851
>even if the numbers don’t all translate to the modern era
It wasn't standout numbers even for his time though. A standout number would be one of Marino's record setting seasons in the 80s. That 49ers team and management was elite. They won multiple rings with Montana before Young got the keys to the car. It's also before the salary cap and free agency, so that's another knock on it

Bengals are so fucked. Trey's price just went up and the Shemar relationship is torched.

>>149829903
Why NFL players retire makes no sense to me. As long as someone is paying you millions there's no reason to quit. If you don't want to take brain damage then slack off and avoid physical contact and wait until they fire you.

>>149829903
He ain't built for that Harbaugh life. Same reason why Ekeler wanted out

>>149829964
>Trey Hendrickson contract falls through due to the cheap Bengals owner.
>He signs with my Chiefs for a 1 year prove it deal.
We booty blast the league.

>>149830026
>chiefs fan not knowing ball
preposterous

>>149829977
He knows the run first Harbaugh offense is going to fuck up his statline and ruin his legacy so he wants out of that shithole.

>>149830043
He sits out games. The team releases him. My Chiefs grab him. He plays for a dynasty discount.

>>149830046
what legacy i dont even know which wr mike williams is which

>>149829967
Don't know what their depth chart looks like but maybe he foresaw getting cut and decided to just end it on his own terms before training camp?

>>149830067
you're not helping yourself

>the Eagles are a super team

>>149830077
Actually. You do make a great point. If they cut him, they owe him that 6 million right? Still don't fully understand how all this contract stuff works

>>149828907 (OP)
My Steelers ):

You just know the Steelers are still going to go 9-8, squeeze into the playoffs and be one and done lol

>>149830110
Best O line
Best D line
Best RB
Top 3 WR

this is my nigga josh allens year ya dig?

>>149829124
Based Herbo

>>149830159
>ya dig?
I dig in my butt

>>149830131
If Rodgers has an OL I think he could have a great season but at that age he's only as good as his OL. Steelers OL is worse than the Jets, they are fucked.

I'm pretty sure the cake won't have any razors this time.

>>149830159
Will their HC get fired if they lose to the Chiefs again?

>>149830110
I don't get why people say this as if it's an insult

>>149830270
That's pretty bad. Could you post the stats of what other QB's passer rating looked like in their 5th Superbowl in their 20s? What's that, he was the only one good enough to make it to 5 of them in his 20s?

>>149830342
he was the only one on a stacked roster that got him to 5 owls in his 20s

>>149830270
Mahomes was missing his WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, and his LT. Name another quarterback who faced this type of adversity and lead his team to a Superbowl.

>>149830361
>The Chiefs were so stacked they had 1 playoff win since 1994 before he got there.

>>149829149
>>149829658
What is it with flyovers being traffic Nazis? Everytime I see a clip of a cop going berserk over speeding it's always some power tripping cop in some flyover.

I overtook some cars by crossing the double yellow, going 100 on a 45 not knowing there was a bunch of motorcycle cops behind me. All they did was made me stop, pull up next to me and asked me to not do that again.

>>149830383
this dumb nigger will say this while holding the opinion that the 2019 bucs were stacked

SKOL

>>149830366
>Mahomes was missing his WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, and his LT
No he wasn't

>>149830342
You seem upset

>>149830046
More like he's too much of a soft pussy to be a willing blocker. His YPC would increase since they're slowly turning into a play action shot offense

>>149830421
WR1 Rashee Rice got injured and missed the entire season.
WR2 Hollywood Brown missed entire regular season. You're not going to be the same if you miss that much games.
RB1 Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed regular season. It takes 1-2 years just to get back to 100%.
RB2 Clyde didn't play entire season due to PTSD

They went through 4 starters at LT and ended up going with Thuney a career guard during the Superbowl.

>>149830506
>miss that much games.
Many, ESLfriend. Many.

>>149830506
Sounds like cope but you should say what you mean next time

>>149830516
I copypaste that post which has a typo and don't correct it just so that you can say that each time like a schizo.

>>149829940
Marino in 84 is such a massive outlier and one of the major reasons he’s on top 10 all-time lists without ever having won a ring. Nobody repeated what he did until Peyton in 04 in a much more pass forgiving league.
Free agency began in 93 and the salary cap in 94.
>That 49ers team and management was elite.
And what were the Cowboys? They were one of the true dynasties in league history at the height of their reign. The Chiefs have never defeated a team of that pedigree in the playoffs, let alone while their QB was having an all-time year.

>>149829964
tony, easy on the flakes

>>149830559
>Free agency began in 93 and the salary cap in 94.
Young didn't feel the impact of these changes since they already built super teams prior to those rules being established.

>>149830506
I remember you said that the Chiefs were going to be unstoppable when they got Pacheco and Brown back. Only to get embarrassed in the Super Bowl

>>149830611
I'm not the only Chiefs fan here. This is what I said.

>>149830559
Marino was truly spectacular. The 85 bears would have been an undefeated team if it wasn't for Marino with his team of shitters lighting them up in MNF

>>149830645
>I'm not the only Chiefs fan here
Well you certainly aren't the only schizo

>>149830559
>. The Chiefs have never defeated a team of that pedigree in the playoffs
He beat the Eagles. They are just one more superbowl win away from everyone calling them the next dynasty.

>>149830694
>He beat the Eagles
Yeah, about that

>>149830405
Some of it is the bland grid systems of glacier pancaked plains make drivers shit at manuevering because they never have to do anything both cops and drivers

>stillers break the bankussy for watt
Worth it?

>>149830769
Yeah I think just being on flat land makes it easier to speed and you just tend to see more of it.

Chiefs would have destroyed the Eagles like they did in 2022 if they had normal injury luck.

>>149830823
No delete this now. This wouldn't happen if Chiefs had a LT and WR1 and WR2!

>>149830823
>>149830904
>No delete this now. This wouldn't happen if Chiefs had a LT and WR1 and WR2!
Eagles wouldn't have had such good field position and chances to score from turnovers. Eagles would have still scored but Jalen would have been asked to win a shootout with Mahomes and he's incapable for doing such. Mahomes with his weapons does not lose shootouts in playoffs as we saw in 2022 Eagles-Chiefs superbowl.

>>149831023
Keep crying bitch nigga

>>149828947
>>149828978
>mfw someone else btfos the Mahomesfag so I don't have to

>>149831076
>crying
Why would I be mad. We already beat the Eagles. They just made it even.

>>149829504
Based Steve Young enjoyer. That man was top fucking tier and the only reason he didn't win multiples is because the fucking Vikings essentially gave the Cowboys double draft picks for like five years and created a monster.

The world is a shitty place. Stop having kids so our species can die off.

>>149829587
>or breaking a stat record

He set the record for single season passer rating at the time and still has the record for most touchdown passes in a super bowl

>Gigantic piece of shit that held the NFLPA back a decade

>>149831163
Eagles are 2-0 once you take the ref ball from 22 into account.

>>149831395
no

>>149831416
>Just as big of a piece of shit holding back the NFLPA today

>>149831451
>>149831416
>Runs the NFLPA
>Neither operating in the players best interests
They should get voted out today!

>>149831436
My arch nemesis

>>149829643
Where has he placed in sacks the past 5 seasons? Individually and cumulative.

>>149831370
>Steve Young was eliminated against the team who later went on win the superbowl 3 times.
Wow

The Eagles fans are subhuman and display fatherless behavior. Never thought I'd say I'm rooting for the 49ers and Commanders.

>>149831395
based

>Nick Wright expects 4 to 6 game suspension.
I don't know why the football gods are protecting the Eagles from playing a healthy Chiefs team.

>>149831568
CRINGE

>>149831543
Yeah those NFCGs against the Cowboys WERE the super bowl for all intents and purposes because whoever won those games not only went on to win the owl but utterly destroyed whatever hapless team came out of the AFC.

Those Cowboy teams were just bullshit because in the pre-free agency era the draft was everything and they got multiple firsts for like three consecutive years. It was pretty much stacking the deck. Thankfully once free agency as a thing based Eddie D. could spend like a madlad to close the talent gap and put an end to the Dallas scourge.

>>149831644
I'm old enough to remember when Eagles fans were universally recognized as the worst fandom in the NFL. I don't know how they gaslighted fans into rooting for them in the owl.

>>149831686
If we're being honest with ourselves, the Eagles are /ourguys/. Most people still don't want to admit it though.

>>149831686
I don't think that was ever true. It's always been the Cowboys or the Pats at the top of the trash heap.

>>149831395
The sad thing is, the people who need to internalize this message the most are the ones who won't listen. A reasonably intelligent middle-class couple might decide having a kid is crazy, but that illiterate goat herder in africa aint gonna stop sticking it anything he can.

The real problem with the world isn't just how may kids people are having but *who's* having them. We take money from gainfully employed single people so welfare queens can get paid to breed. The world is madness. Anyway, fuck the Chiefs. They go out in the first round this year and it will briefly distract form my crippling depression

>>149831626
He should've been suspended last season, but instead he gets suspended now. Too bad!

>>149831686
>I'm old enough to remember when Eagles fans were universally recognized as the worst fandom in the NFL
This is still the case.

>>149831686
Yeah Eagles fans have always been annoying but wow Chiefs fans have become so insufferable and delusional.
Not surprised because I got a hint of that when the Kansas City Royals won the World Series. All the bandwagoners came out of the woodwork and we're annoying but then left once they went back to irrelevancy.

>>149831686
Its not that people suddenly liked Eagles fans. We hated Chiefs fans even more

>>149831751
This

>>149831716
I'm talking about fans.
Pats were mostly only hated because of their teams cheating. The fans deserved to have an ego.
Cowboys were mostly hated since they get the most ratings thus every sports show forces them down our throats and their owner is a circus clown. Cowboys were very successful so their fans earned the right to brag. They are just a little delusional since they haven't won in a while.

The eagles fans riot and destroy their own city after winning superbowls. They don't have the wins or prestige of the Patriots, Cowboys, or Chiefs to justify their ego. Their fans still behave like they are a poverty franchise.

I've always considered Iggles fans bros
Make Cowshits fans seethe and don't afraid of anything

>>149829767
Steelers aren’t paying Rodgers real QB money and will be using a rookie next year. This is the best time for them to pay TJ.

They aren’t winning it all this year but gambling with Rodgers playing like 2021 Rodgers and keeping their d line gives them the best chance.

>>149831741
>Chiefs fans have become so insufferable and delusional.
>delusional
Do you even know what that means? Mahomes was a coinflip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 Superbowls. They have the highest win rate in the Superbowl era. There's nothing delusional about them. Delusional is the Cowboys or Steelers fans living off their past glory. Delusional is the Ravens, Broncos, or Bills fans thinking they can be in the same sentence as us.

>>149831686
they were a well built team and you should find the team likeable if you like football. having actual fans puts them over half the league whether they're niggers or not anyway

>>149830026
Unfortunately he’s more likely to sign with the Ravens so he can get two revenge games a year

Rashee Rice punishment was more than I was expecting for a celebrity to get away with but I guess he only has the one ring with KC.

Specifically the 5 years prohibition.

This Steelers offense is dangerously close to having the same recipe as the 2019 Titans. If Kaleb Johnson hits this offense will surprise some people

>>149831845
If he's on probation that means he can't leave the state, yeah?

>>149830177
> Steelers OL is worse than the Jets, they are fucked.
Lol no they aren’t. They aren’t good but they’re better than the jets

>no kiwi posts

>>149831845
The league will give him a 4-6 game suspension. It's unfair. Nobody got seriously injured. If one of us did that we would have spent a night in jail and got a ticket and that would have been it.

>>149830177
>Steelers OL is worse than the Jets, they are fucked.
It wasn't even worse last season kek. The Jets OL is bottom of the barrel
>inb4 muh pff
They suck at rating OL

>>149831874
based
>>149829121
cringe

>>149831880
>If one of us did that we would have spent a night in jail and got a ticket and that would have been it.

>>149831890
All (Me)

>>149831894
>having that saved
this is how you know Temujin is a shit person. I personally do not have the Henry Ruggs flaming wreckage saved to post in response, but I can assure you, if I was on the level of a Raiders fan, I most certainly would.

>>149831894
Nobody got seriously injured and there was minimal damage to vehicles. I've seen worse traffic accidents.

>>149831914
>They hated Temujin because he showed them the truth.

>>149831395
Only if you’re brown

>>149831929
>Nobody got seriously injured and there was minimal damage to vehicles
Gonna try this line next time I get pulled over(never because I'm white) and tell you how it goes.

>>149830135
Top 4 QB too. Hurts>Memear

>>149831779
>Pats were mostly only hated because of their teams cheating. The fans deserved to have an ego.
Boston fans have always been the worst, regardless of what the Pats were doing.
>Cowboys were mostly hated since they get the most ratings thus every sports show forces them down our throats and their owner is a circus clown. Cowboys were very successful so their fans earned the right to brag.
You don't know what you're talking about, they were hated because they were all bandwagoners (Cowboys/Yankees/Lakers fans).
>The eagles fans riot and destroy their own city after winning superbowls.
Not really. They celebrate, as do fans of any team that win.
>They don't have the wins or prestige of the Patriots, Cowboys, or Chiefs to justify their ego.
They do recently. Though I wouldn't say they have egos. Eagles fans (and Philly fans in general) are some of the most pessimistic and negative out there. They always expect disappointment.
>Their fans still behave like they are a poverty franchise.
I don't think so.

Dem Boyz still on yer mind huh?

>>149832005
Whenever I need a good laugh, yeah.

>>149832010
>having that saved
this is how you know Temujin is a shit person. I personally do not have the Derek Carr fumbling into the endzone clip saved to post in response, but I can assure you, if I was on the level of a Raiders fan, I most certainly would.

>>149831979
Cowboys have fairweathers but also have a huge homegrown fanbase. I think you're confusing them with the Chargers and Rams who only have fairweathers. The visiting team takes over their stadium half the time.

>>149832017
You don't know what you're talking about, again. The cowboys, especially around the years of their dynasty and somewhat after, we're well known for egregious bandwagon fans. And also their stadium gets taken over by visiting fans regularly.

Igglesbros. Im scared of the Cowboys week 1. They'll have something to prove and we are too high on our own farts.

>>149832010
the cowboys came out with this formation which caused the 49ers to call a timeout and plan against it. the cowboys should have then come out with a completely different trick formation to counter the counter, and the 49ers wouldn't have been allowed to call another timeout.

>>149832036
Kiss da ringz eagles boi
WE
DEM
SOYZ

>>149831820
>We're not delusional!

>>149832010
I'm still looking for a high-def close up pic of Elliot getting leveled on this play (ala Ack Jones getting stiff-armed to hell)

>>149832040
Thank you, brave Anon

>>149831880
DUIs get you 3 days
Rice drove like a maniac and hit multiple cars and fled.

>>149832067
>Erm, ackshully nobody got hurt so he shouldn't be punished

>>149827593
You're allowed to change your prediction if players get suspended, arrested, or injured.

When the Chiefs are firing on all cylinders the Eagles get blown out like in the 2022 Superbowl.

The football gods are protecting the DEI Eagles QB. He's Brock Purdy wearing blackface, anyone could win with that roster.

>>149832058
This is the only other angle I got

>>149832134
So we AGREE that Maholmes is a carried babby that can't do anything without elite level WR and TE talent?

>>149832147
You need at least one elite receiver to beat a super team. Nobody has ever said the contrary to this.

>>149832134
But before the superbowl, all of the chiefs were hailed as healthy vs everyone screaming how Jalen Carter had the flu and was giving it to the team and how Landon Dickerson and Cam Jurgens were having their backs and legs dying.

>>149832176
>all of the chiefs were hailed as healthy
see
>>149830506

>>149831932
>he

>>149832173
Ah yes, you need elite receivers like Deion Branch and David Givens to win against the Eagles in the Super Bowl, how could I forget?

>>149832188
Guess the queefs benefit from being in the cupcake conference.

>>149828907 (OP)
Why are these faggots getting christmas and thanksgiving?

>>149832218
he's never heard those names in his entire life

>>149832236
So you can skip the games and talk with your family instead. That's why they put (normally) shitty teams like the Cowboys and Lions on Thanksgiving

>>149832250
And that would prove my point. An elite QB can throw to nobodies and make them look special.

>>149832253
I realize that if I want to have a child, I will have to get them away from my family, they will not contribute to a healthy environment for the upbringing of a child. I feel guilty about this.

>>149832258
You gotta do what you gotta do. Take them on holidays every once in a while so they learn their extended family is no good.

>>149832176
Yeah, Nakobe Dean being out was more impactful than any injury issues the Chiefs had to deal with.

>>149832218
>>149832250
>>149832257
>You need at least one elite receiver to beat a super team
>super team

>>149832300
Define "super team"

>>149832318
see
>>149830135

>>149832321
Quantify "Best O-line/D-line"
By what metric?

>>149832017
Rams and Chargers don't even have fans

>>149832134
How do you not know he was going to get suspended? It should have been obvious

>>149832332
https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-2025-nfl-offensive-line-rankings

>pff

>>149832358
>Chiefs OL ranked #20
Chiefs GM had one fucking job going into the new season and that was fixing the OL and he made it worse by trading away their best player Joe Thuney......

Kirk would NEVER

This picture made by the NFL is extra juicy bait

My Saints are getting younger within the next 3 years, we will have a Franchise bussy QB. 2026 and 2027 are great QB drafts.

>>149832353
>How do you not know he was going to get suspended? It should have been obvious
Every Chiefs media reported they were delaying the case until later in 2025. Chiefs needed him early in the season, his >black lawyer should have found a way to delay it.

>>149832395
Good job

>>149832395

This picture made by the NFL is extra juicy bait

>>149832358
By your definition, the Eagles are NOT a super team because they don't have the "best" D-line
https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-2025-nfl-defensive-line-rankings

>>149832385
>thielen spending his off season practicing with and glazing JJ Mccarthy rather than Bryce Young
Lmfao, I actually hope Bryce succeeds but he's clearly lost his locker room at this point and will have to drag it back

>>149832445
#1 ranked O-line
#2 ranked D-line
Best running back
Top 3 WR

In what world is this not a super team.

Jim Harbaugh is doing everything he can to bring SD fans back together. If he really wants his fanbase back, he just simply need to convince Spanos to sell the team and build a stadium in SD. Maybe have Drew Brees or Philip Rivers become the owner of chargers.

>>149832456
>Changes the definition and tries to wriggle out of it
lol knew it
I like you, so I'm giving you another shot
Define a "super team"

You already know that we're the good guys of next year's script

supposedly this image is extra juicy bait

Reminder that this series is pure unabashed kino

>>149832055
The fact that they even have *any* games without a single holding penalty is an insult to our intelligence.

>>149831729
So, Idiocracy?

>>149832383
Where do you want the money to come from? Kelce and Mahomes still expect to get paid, you can't tell Spagnuolo that the defense, which is the only reason the team is still competitive, needs to eat more shit after they just let Sneed walk, their receiving corps is shit enough as it is without skimping any more on that area, and they have to pay the linemen they already have....this is life in the NFL. You can't just have the best everything

>>149832563
There is an inversely linear relationship between intelligence and reproductive success. The dumbest people have the most kids. The future is fucked

There are so many niggle fans ITT that I contracted HIV when I clicked on it.

>>149832621
This. Dumb retards being being keyboard GMs are the worst. But this doesn't surprise me from the Chiefs retard

>>149832017
People would rather visit LA in winter than stay in the cold. Same with Miami and Vegas.

>>149832621
>>149832679
>you can't just have the best everything
Tell that to the Eagles and 49ers GM in the 2023 and 2024 season.

>>149832808
Eagles saved money on their QB

>>149832816
niners too, in a sense

>>149832808
They let good players walk all the time. Eagles let Sweat walk. Niners let Greenlaw and Hufanga walk. Shit the Niners lost the majority of their team in free agency

League on notice

We're almost to training camp. Soon we'll almost be to preseason games, and then we'll almost be to the regular season
And then footballs will be back :)

>>149832921
Report: Anthony Richardson benched after league low 48% completion percentage and record setting 52nd interception on the year

>>149832822
I'm gonna see my Commies play the Raiders in person. Wanna fly out to watch together? We can meet up and hold hands and kiss?

>>149832383
>>149832621
>>149832679
lol, lmao

>>149833061
He can't keep getting away with it!

*declares Jihad on your team*

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>149828907 (OP)
KC schedule looking really easy after the bye

NFL really did fix it for them so they can go fresh to the playoffs

>>149833097
>Free Palestine.... please don't hurt me

*declares the rest of the league has no rizz and has to pay famum tax*

How do you respond without sounding like Ohio?

listen
*adjusts mic*
>the New England Patriots got the Quarterback, they got the coach but when I look at the rest of that roster...
*wry chuckle*
>I mean you've got a gimpy whiny drug dealing nigger Steffon Diggs supposedly leading your WR room, you've got a who's who of cap casualties on the O line, a front 7 that's seemingly allergic to sacks and a secondary I wouldn't task with covering a weather report let alone NFL receivers
*exaggerated shrug*
>this is what happens when you have owners like the Krafts who are more focused on people wearing pins than hanging banners. Newsflash Robert, This isn't Tel Aviv. You're not trying to kill kids in this country. You're not going against defenseless civilians. This is the NFL. Either get with the program or get with the Pogrom
*barely contains laughter*
>Joy with the large fake breasts

fuck Temujin

>>149833115
>famum
if you're gonna meme, do it right

fuck this bussy

is it me or is this Vietnamese table tennis website moving slower than usual

>>149833134
ayyo caught me lacking in the chat SHEESH who let bro cook?

>>149833141
Gib Panama gf

If he's so great then why doesn't Justin Herbert just do this? I mean anyone can do what Jalen Hurts does right?

>>149833170
>bills choking in ot
why am I not surpised

Out of the 35 years (12,775 days) I've been on this earth a dick has only found its way into my mouth 3 times. I'm repulsed by men and fap to women at least 2-3 times a day, yet because I sucked dick a few times I will be labeled gay or bi by you cunts. It shouldn't be this way. Anyway, go Raiders.

for me it's not letting another man's penis enter my mouth

nigga that’s gay as fuck

I love sucking dick and am super gay. Go Chiefs!

>>149833230
>>149833243
If a cowboys fan roots for the eagles in one game it doesn't make them an eagles fan.
If a vegan eats meat one day in their life they are still a vegan.
Why is it that if you suck one dick you are considered gay.

God I wish that were me...

>>149833245
A real Chiefs fan can suck dick and not brag about it.

>>149833250
Sorry dude there’s no unsucking
Sucking makes you gay
Cheering for a team that’s not yours is also gay
Being a vegan is also gay

>>149833294
lol wtf was that. That ref was feeling up his ass. If this was a chiefs player we would never hear the end of it.

>>149833332
>Sorry dude there’s no unsucking
Raiders bros.....

>>149832972
Pay for my ticket and the flight there and back.

Travis Kelce isn't insecure at all. Why do people keep saying this? This is perfectly respectful behavior

>>149833370
Why is she on the field? Is she part of the team staff or media? Are fans allowed on the field right after-game now?

>>149833383
Your poverty franchise has never won a ring so I don't blame you for not knowing this. Once your team wins a Superbowl it's common for friends/family to rush the field
https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374

https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374

https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374

>>149832454
You're reading too much into this kek Thielen probably still has a house in MN so it's easier for him to keep in shape working with those guys. It's not like he's gonna hold out or not show up for training camp

>>149828907 (OP)
>Oct.12th

Two days after my 58th birthday.

>>149833488
Don't worry, the league will give Rashee Rice a 6 game suspension to protect you guys from us.

How much merch of your team do you have /sp/? Anything rare?

>>149833498
His acls will be gone in the 1stbhalf otherwise.

>>149833132
Lol

>>149829149
I was surprised too. I thought I got screwed in comparison to all the crime videos I watch on YT (1 year in jail + 4.5 years probation for 2 counts of uttering + DWI. IIRC the DWI part was 7 months + 3 years probation). With famous person sentence deflation and his crime being less bad, I thought he'd get community service + around a year or two probation.

>>149832921
>45% completion
>37 interceptions
>9.6 y/a
>colts make the playoffs
anthony richardson is the nfls steph curry, live and die by chucking it deep, new meta

There's anons here who went to jail/prison?

>>149833509
I haven’t bought merch in about 10 years because the team sucks ass

>>149833549
What team?

>>149833509
Hat, towel, two beanies, stickers and some shirts. Might buy a jersey later this year.

>>149833509
Buying is considered bad on 4chan. We all pirate/stream/torrent our movies/games/porn.

>>149829149
>>149833526
Rashee leaving the scene of the crime and other people being hurt as a result of the crash is what cooked him. There was dashcam footage of him walking away and not checking up on other people involved in the crash. Judges hate lack of remorse and it would've been hard for Rashee to argue he was "deeply sorry" when it was clear on video he didn't give a fuck who he hurt

>>149833509
Just some football cards. Don't really like wearing football related clothing.

>>149833509
I've got a sweet Eric Weddle Ravens jersey. Check it out

>>149833585
Idk why it posted it like that. It's saved in my phone in a non-retarded way.

>>149833557
How can you pirate a shirt?

>>149833600
You need to be in an exclusive private tracker group for that level of pirating.

>>149833593
Did you let Lamar hit?

>>149833616
Temujin pegged him with her strapon.

Temujin is so sexy. I want to kiss her.

>>149833170
I think Herbert is overrated but he could have probably gotten a first down there, at least 7 yards. Herbert is pretty fast and that was a good hole.

Trucy's favorite hat

My gf hates when I'm on here, she's so jealous of Temujin.

Hate Temujin
Hate Bradysknee
Luv Kiwi

>>149833509
I have an authentic Kerry Collins jersey from 2000 that's pretty cool. There's also my Dad's old Medalist Lawrence Taylor jersey from the 80s that my Mom gifted him when they were dating.
Fuck man I wish I could be proud of being a Giants fan and not fucking embarrassed like I am now.

>>149832921
Too late bitch it's Danny Dimes' team now.

>>149833647
The "I fuck your dad" stuff is so weird and gross.

Temujin is a sorority girl at UNLV

>>149833658
Sorry I meant to say barely tolerate kiwi, sometimes

>>149833358
I looked it up, and it'd be ~$140 round trip
Dare I pay that much to meet my wife, Temujin?

>>149833676
I hate women as much as anyone but how is that different than a mom variant?

>>149833684
at least the kiwi knows ball unlike them

>>149833658
Lol gay norfposter

>>149833676
A lot of chicks like older dudes it's not just a meme. I slept with a chick who had a full on DD/LG kink it was pretty based but some of the messages she'd send me were pretty cringe

>>149833691
It's grosser for women because it's more real coming from someone probably dressed like WHO-ore.

>>149833647
My actual favorite hat
It's kinda dirty, I've had it since high school

Man, its rough seeing all the admiration & excitement for the Von Miller signing.
For those that may not be aware, he was suspended for 4 games in 2023 by the NFL for a domestic violence allegation:
"According to a police affidavit regarding the alleged assault on Nov. 29, Miller twice put his hands on the neck of the woman, pulled out a chunk of her hair and threw her onto a couch. The woman was treated for minor injuries, including bruising on her neck, officers wrote.
Police wrote that Miller became "visibly angry" when the woman went into an office in their shared apartment and slammed the door behind her.

Miller then told her to "get out," police wrote, and when she tried to collect her laptop and cellphone, Miller began pushing her. She repeatedly yelled, "Stop. I’m pregnant," the affidavit said. She fell into a chair after being pushed, and Miller then put one hand on her neck and held it with pressure for three to five seconds, police wrote.

According to the document, Miller then threw the woman’s laptop on the floor and stomped on it. She told police she recorded some of the attack and, when she threatened to call police, he left."

>>149833705
Yeah the daddy issue thing seems to be real. When I was 38 I got involved with a very young adult, I don't even wanna say the age but I think I mentioned on here the half-sex we had.

>>149833720
>Danganronpa

Of course lmfaooooo

>>149833683
Temujin don't need no college education, she's happy being a low level wagie.

>>149833509
I got this signed Johnny Knox jersey recently

>>149833725
>When I was 38 I got involved with a very young adult, I don't even wanna say the age

You sound mindbroken by normie propaganda than legal age young women shouldn't be pursued sexually. It's a psyop they're 100% fair game

>>149833509
we have a throw blanket somebody gave us. i bought my son a gas station commemorative football from when the bucs beat the chiefs at a gas station here in dade city. that's it.

>>149833687
On the very small chance if you're not meming and if you're unironically gonna blow $400 on flying me across the country round-trip and buying me a ticket to an NFL game, I feel obligated to reiterate that I am 100% not a girl.

>>149833737
Bro I've been posting danganronpa images for nearly 2 years.
They're goods games, by the way.

>>149833746
Coolest thing posted itt so far. Fucking loved Johnny Knox back in the day. One of the best players on the late 00s early 10s Bears team. So sad he got his spine fucked against the Seahawks. One of the most brutal injuries I've ever seen on a football field. People act like concussions are some type of worst case scenario shit that can happen on a football field na man what happened to Knox was true worst case scenario

>>149833747
Nah a lot of girls that age are embarrassing to look back on, looks aside.

>>149833755
Don't believe her lies.

>>149833600
There’s a huge market for pirate clothes
Wdym

>>149833755
That's right baby you're MY girl.

>>149833769
real shit, he was by far my favorite bear to watch growing up
kiwi knows ball im afraid

>>149833783
kek

>>149833725
So you're telling me I still have a chance as a 33 year old boomer?

>>149833755
>I'm not like other girls ;)

Oh it shows Trucy it shows

>>149833725
I missed this. Post details.

>>149833725
If she bleeds she breeds

>>149833755
>I am 100% not a girl.
Not yet

>>149833777
All girls are embarrassing nigger. Some of them can be more interesting depending on their hobbies but spend enough time with them you'll see they all do/say cringe lack of self awareness shit. It's not exclusive to girls in their late teens or 20s

>>149833782
>>149833784
>>149833797
>>149833810
IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vTzHf2tus

>a solution for the team’s biggest position of need — left tackle
>“Just sucking for a year,” Veach said, “and picking in the top 10.”
I think that explains why he traded away Thuney. He looked at the tough schedule and realized this is the perfect season to tank.

>>149833794
Absolutely. I have zero game.

>>149833800
I look at sex in a weird way thats hard to explain, but I guess would be close to asexual. So I always tried to avoid it, but this girl one night got fed up and just tried to take matters into her own hands and long story short, got on top and rode my flaccid penis. It took some effort even just getting it in because it was all floppy and stuff.

>>149833878
Fucking lol gave her the old pool noodle

>>149833863
If that's the case them drafting Simmons wasn't that bad of an idea. This class wasn't as good as last year's when it came to Tackle. Drafting Simmons and letting him take a few reps here and there and slowly get healthy and they can try and get another one next year and move which ever one at right or inside, where ever.

>>149833856
It's funny watching you get upset. Gonna try to run over some teenagers in your car again, babe
?

>>149833894
I'm trusting the process. Hopefully Mahomes-Reid doesn't ruin the master plan. Or maybe starting Josh Simmons and trading away Thuney will lead to Mahomes getting injured. It's 4D chess.

>>149828937
This

>>149833720
cool lava lamp, pretty sure i had the same one when i was younger

chargers xisters...

>>149833961
Which team will Brazil be rooting for when the Chiefs-Chargers play?

>>149833984
Bro sucked at everything that wasn't a jump ball anyway. Waste of time even bringing him back

who will job against the queefs in the AFCCG this year? since we all know eagles arent even gonna win their division, who takes the NFC?

>>149833992
Chiefs
But the team with the most "supporters" here is green bay

>>149833998
Ravens-Bucs soup herbal tbqh

Give me 3 reasons Joe Burrow is a hack. You can't.

>>149834023
>lameme makes it to the owl without choking

lol, lmao.

>>149834025
>jamarr babby
>sack eater
>jamarr and defense babby the year of his owl run (seriously he was ass the whole playoffs)

>>149833974
Thanks, it's super comfy at night to just space out and watch it as I go to sleep.

>>149834039
oh yeah forgot to mention
>made of glass

>>149833998
The 2025 AFCCG, AKA the "Who Will Lose to the Communists" game

>>149834013
>But the team with the most "supporters" here is green bay
Why?

>>149833984
They'll be okay with Ladd, QJ and Harris. Also have Oronde Gadsden's son at (backup) TE.

>>149833720
>raiders cuck is a danganronpa troon

pottery

>>149834048
enjoy your sophomore slump btw.

>>149834057
? I fail to see the overlap

>>149833878
>>149833725
Interesting situation ruined by your mental illness. A male's purpose in life is getting their dick wet, you not having this desire makes you mentally ill.

>>149834062
They only got as far as they did because the league wanted to push the commies name.

>>149833998
>>149834048
I'm convinced the Chiefs are tanking seeing how we all watched their oline get booty blasted and they responded to this by trading away their best olinemen.

>>149834073
yeah well Im fucking jealous, he has much better life than me wanting to get laid constantly and it literally never happens.

>>149834080
>Goodell paid Goff to throw 4 INTs
I believe it

>>149834031
This is the season the dam breaks. Harbaugh will finally stop listening to analytics fags and just run the fuck out of the ball the entire post season. I believe

>>149834073
Yeah I think that's fair to say.

>>149834039
>>149834044
Are these even true?

>>149834092
You're ready, willing and able. And it WILL happen.

>>149834137
Bengals defence was crazy good during their owl run. Part of the reason I could see the Colts being a surprise team this year with Lou Anarumo. I will say Burrow doesn't eat sacks like he did early in his career. Does a good job getting the ball out quick these days

Adam Schefter
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>Seattle Seahawks and Nick Emmanwori reached agreement tonight on a fully guaranteed contract, marking the first time in NFL history that pick No. 35 in the second round has secured a fully-guaranteed contract.


GAY

>>149834164
we can all thank haslam for this

>>149834164
>>149834168
Why do you care? Most 2nd round draft picks aren't getting cut anyway. Things are better now than in the late 00s/2010 when rookie contracts started getting insanely out of hand. Go look at what Sam Bradford got as No.1 pick compared to the last few No.1 picks

>Rashee Rice is expected to get a 4-6 game suspension
so wait, the chiefs are going to rematch the Eagles with the same roster but this time
-WITHOUT Deandre Hopkins
-WITHOUT Joe Thuney
-AND will miss 2 days of training from their 40 hour trip to Brazil?

is this a humiliation ritual? If I'm the HC I'm benching my starters and not putting them through that ordeal again. you can mentally break a team with two consecutive blowouts.
PLUS they have to play the Ravens, a team they won by a toe with Rashee helping them, and Lions a team they never beat. chiefs could be looking at a 2-4 start. Taylor Swift should not attend the games as protest if this is how the league treats her bf

Rams keep chugging along

>>149834195
players should be slaves to the owners, and play for free

Imagine coping about a game 2 months in advance
Imagine being such a fairweather fan that the concept of faith in your team is alien to you

>>149834196
The Chiefs have been playing the best teams in the league every season for 7 years in a row. I don't think they're crying and shitting their pants about a 2 game stretch against the Eagles and Chargers lol Eagles defence lost a lot of good players and the Chargers skill position talent still suck asshole

>>149834196
>is this a humiliation ritual?
You don't know what a humiliation ritual is.

>>149834216
it could have been worse for Rashee Rice. He could have ended up like Henry Ruggs.
>1st round draft pick
>killed someone during a DUI
>probably missed out on generational wealth
>is currently getting bent over in a prison shower

>>149834216
>Eagles defence lost a lot of good players
this is good to know. fuck the iggles

>>149834281
Slay was playing like dogshit so not really a loss but Isaiah Rogers, CJC, Milton Williams and Josh Sweat aren't insignificant departures. Eagles fans can pretend like they are but that's not reality. The offence will have to carry a lot more weight this year. They can absolutely do it but like I said the Chiefs aren't going to be shitting themselves about a rematch

>>149834296
This kiwi knows ball. A high pressure moment for the Chiefs would probably be the Bengals. Burrow was like 3-0 against the Chiefs and beat them in the playoffs. Then the Chiefs had to face them in the next postseason. That was true adversity. The Eagles, not so much. They already beat the Eagles in the 2022 owl.

>>149834210
Chiefs aren't worried about the shitty iggles. With Rashee Rice we could have punched them in their mouth. Now we won't get to do that.

>>149834296
Isaiah Rodgers was a backup who only played when Slay was out and was a clear downgrade from him. No one rated Josh Sweat or Milton Williams as anything more than role players before the super bowl.

>>149834224
Why aren't Giants fans calling for the GM's head on a spike after he let Saquon Barkley walk to their divisional rivals who won a ring with him? That would be a fireable offense on most teams.

>>149834188
>>149834196
>>149833910
>>149833852
>>149833767
>>149833757
>>149833647
>>149832988
>>149831568
built for BBC (big bronco cock)

>>149834312
It doesn't matter that Rodgers was mostly a backup he played well when relied on
>No one rated Josh Sweat
I certainly did and plenty of people who actually watch Eagles games did. Milton Williams I wouldn't have given him nearly what the Patriots gave him but he played some good ball. Maybe the Eagles defence will be fine without them but I seriously doubt it. Expect a regression in 2025

>>149834339
>Indian
>big cock
kek, lel, oh no

Built for BRC (Big Raider Cock)

>>149834349
Any Eagles fan knows Josh Sweat is just a serviceable starter. He spent most of his career getting 1 on 1 opportunities and averaging 8 sacks a year. Mid production with an ideal situation is not really a huge loss or super irreplaceable.

I didn't know Joy Taylor did track in school. Imagine those titties bouncing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCTgVXOcos

>>149834361
Jessica Alba in Sin City was legit 10/10. Between her Brittany Murphy and Carla Guigino that film had an absurd level of eye candy

>>149834363
>thinking stats are the be all end all for a measure of a players impact

Jalen Carter had 10.5 sacks in the last 2 years of the regular season combined. Do you think that's an accurate measure of his impact?

>>149834396
Josh Sweat doesn't draw any attention and hes mediocre against the run. There's all around nothing special about him. He'll have a 6-8 game stretch where he looks like a pro bowl player and then he'll spend the other half of the season he's like a ghost making very little impact on the game. He feasts on tight ends and backups but gets handled by any above average lineman easily 1 on 1.

>>149834164
That's a good pick for the Seahawks btw. He can be Macdonald's Kyle Hamilton

>>149834416
Yea bro keep talking to me about a player I actively watched in college and thought was one of the biggest steals in the 2018 draft. I've seen his entire career. Don't @ me about him being a replacement level player it simply isn't reality

I love watching the iggles fan cope.

>>149834434
ur delulu

>>149834427
The Eagles actively shopped him last year and no one was even willing to give up a mid round pick for him, he took a paycut to stay.

>>149833097
Flacco is the reason why we never have to hear the phrase "super bowl champion Colin Kaepernick" and for that alone he should be regarded as a hero to all football fans and be cheered for unconditionally, even if he's playing your team

>>149834459
Same league that didn't want to give up more than a 5th round pick for Baker Mayfield. Too many people make the assumption NFL general managers are all intelligent. They're all connected. There's a big difference

its the little things that turned me off of dating trannies. its super fucking gay, i realize that now, but i think what settled it in my mind was when one i was seeing (she called it “dating”, which i took issue with) slipped while trying to climb a fence behind a tiddy bar and crushed her balls.
seeing that changed me inside, as did the ivermectin ive been using in blatant disregard for the warning that its only for use in horses; i think it flushed the sexual derangement out of me.
that same tranny said i was fucking crazy to be putting that in my body, this was coming from someone who let me put my dick in their body, which i dont recommend. i mean im going to attempt to do it still (to women now), but this is your informed consent, ladies. ive treated my cock like a rental car i borrowed from an asshole.
i guess my point here is dont fuck me if you know whats good for you
anyway go bangos

>>149833132
I still can't believe Joy sucked producer cock just to get that shitty show no one liked with all her cringe co-hosts. And now she's canceled and Colin is still a top rated show. Stupid whore

https://youtu.be/e7iQA0b_4M4?t=395

Holy shit, Emmanuel Acho is a backstabbing snake.

>>149834502
watch
>>149834505
They are all backstabbing cunts.

>>149834386
>plays a stripper in an R rated movie
>does zero nude or topless scenes

>>149834386
I'd that beaner's taco if you know what I mean.

>>149817577
They won the Stanley Cup

>>149834515
Sounds about right

>>149831370
also his soft brain

There's unironically a lot of anons on /nfl/ who struggle with their sexuality.

They are heterosexual on paper, but struggle with random bouts of homosexuality.

They share homoerotic jokes to try to make light of their ordeal.

The teams most effected by this are Patriots, Steelers, Broncos, and Raiders fans.

>>149834560
I saw this live and my entire family knew it was over instantly. And the hilarious part was the dude apparently wanted to say in the game. Bruh, you probably don't even get to stay in the *league*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj-li7-4Ivg

Although he graduated from BYU law school, passed the bar exam and doesn't seem too out of it now so I guess he got out before he took one hit too many even if that last one was brutal

>>149829035
2016 Brady
>79.4 QBR
>138 ANY/A+
>133 RATE+
>95.2 PFF grade (highest ever)
>0.334 EPA/play
>30.0 regular season PPG
>34.7 playoff PPG
>greatest sports comeback of all time by a mile
>without Gronk or any elite WR, or elite run game. Throwing to Edelman, Hogan, Amendola
2022 Mahomes
>79.0 QBR
>129+ ANY/A+
>128 RATE+
>92 PFF grade
>0.302 EPA/play
>29.2 regular season PPG
>29.3 regular season PPG
So yeah, Brady was far better than Mahomes in 2016. Any more questions?

>>149834711
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN ONLY COMPARE HIS STATS FROM HIS FIRST SIX YEARS OR WHATEVER IT'S NOT FAIR TO COMPARE THEIR STATS FROM THE SAME YEAR

>>149834711
Your era-adjusted stats are silly.

>MVP
Mahomes won league MVP and Superbowl MVP
Brady has never won both MVPs in the same season

>TDs
Brady 28
Mahomes 41

>Yards
Brady 3,554 yards
Mahomes 5,250 yards

>Led league
Mahomes led the league in yards/TDs
Brady only led the league in team wins.

>Historic significance
Mahomes set the all time record of total yards and joined the elite club of QBs who won MVP and Superbowl MVP in the same season
Brady has never won MVP and Superbowl MVP, only thing special was the comeback, but you shouldn't be rewarded for falling behind.

>>149834739
>Your era-adjusted stats are silly.
I don't even need to era adjust any of those. Brady straight up had higher ANY/A and passer rating. And they're also not silly; you're just too low IQ to understand anything other than Nick Wright talking points.
>MVP
If you mean who won more media awards that season, Mahomes gets that. If you're asking who was better that season and combined that with a SB win, then Brady wins that by a large margin. It's really not close as I showed. Mahomes does win in volume because Brady didn't play 4 games, but who was better on a per game or per play basis it's Brady by a very large margin specially when you consider their offensive supporting cast.

>>149834711
>>149834732
The question was, has any QB had a better season than Mahomes 2022 season where he won MVP and Superbowl MVP. Brady wasn't even the best QB of 2016. Matt Ryan won MVP.

>>149834761
No, your request was
>Name a better season than Mahomes' 2022 season

>>149834768
>>149834759
It's not a better season. Brady didn't win league MVP. His team won without him as well.

>>149834776
Okay, just answer these question: who was better by basically every single efficiency metric on a per play and per game basis?
Who had the more legendary moment?
Thank you for your time.

>>149834790
Mahomes played 17 games and Brady only played 12 games. It's easier to finish the season with better per game stats when you have a smaller amount of games played. If we cut Mahomes off at the 12 game mark he probably would have better per play stats than Brady.

With that said I'm still taking Mahomes stats. 5,250 yards and 44 total TDs is a godly season. Brady didn't even win a First-Team All-Pro that season or an MVP. Even the league didn't think he did a good job lol. You're delusional.

Left is more impressive

>>149834819
It will forever be a "what if" he played the entire season. Also the fact that the team won games without him starting steals valor from him.

Penis Jr.

>>149834819 >>149834768 >>149834790
[x] Mahomes led the league in TDs (41 TDs)
[_] Brady was tied for 7th in TDs (28 TDs)

[x] Mahomes led the league in Yards (5,250 yds)
[_] Brady was bottom 20th in Yards (3,554 yds)

[x] Mahomes won MVP and Superbowl MVP
[_] Brady failed to win league MVP.

[x] Mahomes broke the record for total yards
[_] Brady not so much....

[x] Mahomes stayed healthy for 17th games
[_] Brady was carried by a backup QB for 4 games

>>149834814
You didn't answer the question. Why won't you answer it? Here it is again in case you missed it:
>who was better by basically every single efficiency metric on a per play and per game basis?
You like volume? Brady in 2020 threw for 50 total TDs en route to winning the SB while outdueling Brees, Rodgers and Mahomes as 43 year old grandpa on a new team.
>MVP
This is a media award. You don't seem to understand this. The merit is the actual play and results on the field. Brees in 2011 is a far better season than most MVPs ever, but he just happened to play with 2 other legendary seasons in 2011 Rodgers and 2011 Brady. That doesn't mean his 2011 season was worse than Cam's MVP 2015 season or Peyton's 2003 season or indeed 2018 Mahomes (Brees 2011 is statistically superior to Mahomes in 2018).
>>149834855
You still didn't answer the question. I'll answer yours: Mahomes had more volume due to more games played (including a 17th game).

>>149834859
We will never know if Brady could maintain that pace if he played the entire season.

>>149834864
lol. Take the L. Dodging and avoiding. It's so easy to btfo you. Granted, that's partly because the argument on my side is easier to make because it's the correct one

>>149834850
Why does the bro wear a durag 24/7? Nigger must be balding

>>149834859
>>149834868
If you're an athlete which season do you want? Mahomes added an MVP and First-team All-Pro to his resume. Both are prestigious accolades that will be factored in future GOAT debates. And thanks to that season he currently holds the record for most total yards. And it also appears on his resume he lead the league in TDs/yards.

Brady's 2016 has none of that.

>>149834859
>outdueling
*carried by his d-line

>>149834926
outdueling
>>149834920
Brady's 2016 season is far more legendary due to the SB performance. However, Mahomes 2022 season was a great all time season.
It just was not as good as Brady's in 2016 on a per play and per game basis, nor did he have an iconic sports moment like 28-3.

Patrick Mahomo

>>149834959
Brady only played 12 games in 2016. That's a legendary season to you?

So true...

>>149834991
He played 15 games, 12 regular season games.
And yes, kind of how Montana starting just 11 games in 1987 is still a legendary season by him.
So to recap, Brady was much better individually on a per play and per game basis with much less help on offense (and led a better offense despite that), and had one of the most iconic sports moments in history. Mahomes however won the MVP, and had more volume.

>>149835017
How did you get so retarded for Brady where you celebrate mediocrity like 12 games regular seasons? Gay crush, right? Brady is the GOAT as a gay icon and for what he's done advancing homosexuality the US. But as a football player Brady is the most mid first ballot HOFer you'll ever seen in human history. Only impressive season he had the likes of the Mahomes of the world was 2007

>>149834959
>>149835017
Big comebacks also mean you played like big doodoo. It's not something you should be proud of. Also, I didn't say who had the most iconic sports moment, Brady would win that. I said who had the best season and Brady not winning the MVP and Superbowl MVP disqualifies him from this debate. Only QBs in picrel qualify.

>12 regular season games
His team won games without him which showed he was just another disposable cog in the Belichick system.

>>149834995
Kiwi is pretending to not know ball to help the resident Brady fanboy who is getting btfo.

>>149835131
you struck a nerve. the fatherless brady homosexual is seething.

>>149835126
Are you guys talking about the season with the crazy TD-to-INT ratio? That was a great season even if he did miss the first few games.

>>149834959
>iconic sports moment like 28-3
And how do you get so retarded for Brady you celebrate absolutely mediocrity like this? Falcons had the worst D in the NFL, you knew for a fact Brady was putting up 35 on them. But he played like ass garage until Edelman and his D bailed him when he should have won that game easily with no help. That was a poor game for Brady

Look I get what Brady has done for homosexuals is amazing and great but as a football player there is hardly anything or great about him other than his incredible longevity genes and his autistic devotion to football to the point of sacrificing his family (more retardation from Brady)

Him arguing Brady had the best season in 2016 is madness.

The fans, media, and league from 2016 didn't think Brady was the best player in the regular season, hence the reason he didn't win MVP or First-Team All-Pro.

How the fuck is he better than Mahomes 2022 season when he's not even better than Matt Ryan's regular season.

You weren't watching NFL in 2016 bro let's be honest

In no particular order
Montana
Brees
Marino
Young
Mahomes
Elway
Cunningham
Manning
Warner
Farve
Rodgers
Stafford
I could keep going
All better than Tom

so were not even going to bring up the fact that the reason brady missed 4 games in 2016 is because he got caught cheating (again)? KEK

>brady throws 3 ints
>“yup that’s a QBR of 97.5, almost a perfect game”

>>149835267
Should have gotten a 2 year ban for that. And god only knows what cheating they didn't catch from Belichick.

Brady is infamous for having more playoff interceptions than playoff games played. I wonder if any other QB is on that amazing list is considered good other than Brady

>>149835170
TD:INT ratio is a bad stat, but yes it's the highest single season TD:INT ratio with 28:2

>>149835372
>>149835170
It's not a full season so doesn't count. Purdy would have won MVP if he could have stopped after 12 games. Later in the season he had a 4 INT meltdown against Lamar. Brady could have had a similar situation had he played an entire season.

>>149835207
>The fans, media, and league from 2016 didn't think Brady was the best player in the regular season, hence the reason he didn't win MVP or First-Team All-Pro.
MVP is voted on by the Associated Press. Not by the players or coaches etc. Here's what they thought for that season (2017 is the conclusion of the 2016 season).
>>149835267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwxXsEltyas

>>149835207
I do think 2016 Brady is the best the position has ever been played yes. But I was only making the case here that Brady played better en route to a super bowl than Mahomes did in 2022.

who is the Worst of All Time of the QBs worth remembering?
Most playoff losses - Brady
Most SB losses - only Jim Kelly has more lost on the biggest stage in the biggest game in front of the biggest audience Brady
Most playoff INTs - Brady (then Favre, Big Ben, Jim Kelly)
Most failed playoff campaigns - Brady
Longest drought without winning a SB while in his prime - Brady
biggest choke in history - Brady when he choked away the undefeated season

All of those might never be beaten

>>149835330
He doesn't.

>>149835418
First-Team All-Pro is a combination of media and players. Brady didn't win it.
>>149835422
Not a full season, doesn't count. In the last season Lamar probably would have the best single season TD:INT if you cut out 1 or more games. Per game stats is dramatically impacted by the amount of games played. Also, other QBs were more banged up than Brady in 2016.

>>149835422
2016 Brady was ass garbage other than 8 games

>>149835425
I will never see superbowl losses as a bad thing. I think making it to the owl is an accomplishment in and of itself.

lol @ the uncontrollable seethe Brady causes in mahomofags.

>>149835418
>muh jewish pats fan professor DEBOONKED it, chuddie!

yeah Im sure those texts between homo and ball boy and also destroying his phone was all for shits and giggles.

>>149835532
He's clearly some form of German-Anglo-Nordic. Like Brady btw who is Irish-German. Brady is part of the Herrenvolk and Mahomes isn't. That's just another tie-breaker if it was ever needed (not that it ever will be).

>>149834711
>>149834761
>>149834814
>>149834959
What's up with this retard thinking 2016 Brady was good based on stats alone?

>>149835492
This guy gets it. Had you watched football in 2016, you would know Brady was only great for 8 games, granted Brady only played 12 games that season, and being great in 8 of 12 games is worth a pat on the back for most people, but nothing worth cumming over yourself over like the stat retard here is doing

>12 games
if a QB didn't play the entire season I'm not taking their stats seriously.

>>149835532
>>149835559
Oh and also he's an Eagles fan.

>>149835585
>>149835559
absolutely none of this addresses the texts or destroyed evidence, retard-sama.

>>149835595
What more do you need beyond the fact that when Brady did play along his personal emails were leaked? If my messages were leaked and I was a celebrity my life would be ruined.

>>149835564
>>149835492
The brady fanboy wasn't old enough to watch that season, so he's just talking about Brady's stats he found online.

>you like statistical analysis too? what's your favorite metric, anon?

How do you respond without sounding like an Eye Tester?

>>149835650
I'm really a fan of tight ends. I don't think tight ends get enough credit for carrying a huge load.

>>149835188
>Coming from behind 28-3 in the Super Bowl and winning it is mediocre.
Gotta be trolling or retarded.

>>149835650
For QBs, it's PFF + QBR as the most succinct. In addition total team offense so offense DVOA or offense EPA/play.
For QBR skeptics/IQlets I just use QB EPA/play and QB DVOA and DYAR. If they respond with "but muh passer rating and TD:INT ratio", I know the conversation is moot because they think Cousins is better than Peyton Manning.
For total team stats, EPA and DVOA.

>>149835650
The "my gut tells me he's this good per play metric."

>FS1 is partnering with barstool sports
Keep these sportsbro fags contained on the internet, I don't want to see them on a TV network.

contain this bussy

>>149835670
Not that anon but QBs should play better so they don't have to do big come backs.

>>149835685
You need to wipe your brain and start fresh

My penis is bigger than that mutts, and I'm white

>>149835650
QB wins/ring total. thats how I know my (repressed homosexual) idol is in fact the one true GOAT.

>>149835665
>Haha you're so silly, Anon!!

>>149835685
>Ewww you're trying WAY too hard. You just gave me the biggest ick ever.

>>149835686
>I can't find that on any website, Anon. I think you're lying to me. Massive ick.

>>149835714
Let's go out!

>>149835687
David Portaloo is such a fag. Hilarious everyone turned on him after that video with him shitting on his employee. No wonder Bussin with the Boys left barstool

>>149835723
>>Ewww you're trying WAY too hard. You just gave me the biggest ick ever.
Bitch, you're 42. I don't care what you think. Kay Adams is (was) way hotter anyway, even if you were 20 years younger.

>>149835740
Kay looks like she sweats a lot when fucking

>>149835670
Coming back down from 28-3 is cool and the defense and Edelman made big time plays to make that happen which is why Edelman won MVP

As for Brady it was a shit game. This wasn't Brady during his earlier Super Bowls when he was a shitty young QB, this was Brady as an elite QB going against one of the worst Ds in the NFL. And Brady, the elite veteran went full 2024 Kirk Cousins. He's was awful. Then in the second half he played like you expect from Tom Brady but nothing special which is why he didn't when MVP

But yeah celebrating 28-3 is extremely sad for Bradyfags, you've lost all sanity at that point

>>149835751
>Edelman won MVP
lol

>>149835756
Oh God they gave it to Brady. Shoes you SB MVP is meanlingless

>>149835738
>spend your entire career making jokes about every group under the sun and telling people to not get offended
>host an episode of your podcast where you say greta thunbergs aid boat should be hit by a missile
>double down on your lack of subversion by having a melty a few minutes later when your co-host suggests that people should be allowed to make jokes about jews
why are they like this

If Brady was shit in the first half then back to Tom Brady in the 2ndH vs a good to elite D like those Steelers and Ravens Ds Brady battlee, that would be cool

But celebrating that against an absolute shit D like the Falcons is retarded

Basically it's too 5 QB vs bottom 5 defense..anything less than putting up 42 on them is not impressive

Bo Nix Lix Dix
>thousands per day, all colors shapes sizes ages, old wrinkled prunes to young 18 year old ones (younger too but innocent until proven guilty), long short fat thin curved in manners, he loves the variety and he display that love with his tongue

daily reminder mahomes put up 50 tds and 5k yards in his first season and brady had less than 3k and 18 tds (KWAB)

Mahomes was the best there ever was, or at least since Unitas, but Mahomes is starting to look washed these last couple years. And Kelce looked washed last year. This could be the end for Mahomes and Kelce. They might fall off a cliff. Go 9-8, miss the playoffs. Kelce retires or comes back and sucks again. Or gets dumped hard by Taylor and it makes him turn into a workout machine and he has a 25 TD season

Both Mahomes and Dak are now in their 30s, both might never be great again, or maybe they readjusts their game to suit their aging bodies like Kobe did

>>149835863
Coward

>>149835738
I didn't even know he still talks about sports. I only see him talking about taco.

>>149835877
Daily reminder where it matters Brady beat Mahomes in BOTH AFC and NFC beating him in AFC championship and SB

>>149836024
Many are saying this

>>149836024
*won coinflip*

>>149836042
31-9

>>149836042
Romo seething right meow

My Eagles are repeating

>>149836024
>his defense beat mahomes with 3rd string o line
>dee ford threw the game

FTFY

new in a few
>>149836112
>>149836112
>>149836112

>>149835877
this anon knows ball

>>149836024
youre right, this is exactly why eli manning is better than brady and nothing could ever possibly change that eternal fact.

>>149836113
Thought chiefs fairweathers loved the team? Or was it only during Mahomes time? You all had Montana too, could have had both Jim Kelly and Marino.. lol yet were completely irrelevant till kermit showed up

>>149836024
I don't get how this registers with you or anyone. QBs don't play each other

Look at the Chiefs vs Bucs SB

It was QB1 with a depleted OL going against an elite D

Vs

Q2 with a great OL going against a mid D

Or course Q2 won. Doesn't matter what his name is. You put Brady at QB1 scenario he loses

With Mahomes vs Brady, Mahomes is thousands of times better than anything we ever saw from Brady but I also think Mahomes is probably washed, I don't think we will ever see peak Mahomes again, but a Mahomes several levels lesser from here on out

>>149836162
calm down schizo Im not a queefs fan, just have eyes and brain so I can clearly see that kermit mogs brady in every aspect (except latent homosexuality)

>>149835696
Everything cant always be perfect. The win is what counts.

>>149836166
youre retarded if you think mahomes is done. brady/manning/brees/rodgers all got better in their 30s. mahomes is more mobile than them but unlike lameme has all the other skills to adjust once the athleticism drops. yeah hes sucked in the regular season for the past couple years, so would anyone with guys like kadarius toney, juju smith schuster and xavier worthy leading their WR corps.

Xavier Worthy is a great wide receiver.

>>149836274
>go route merchant
low end wr2/wr3 material.

>>149828978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPJv9YzozoQ

>>149836274
He weights 169lbs
The average USA women weighs 170lbs.

>>149836508
But does the average woman run a 4.2 40-yard dash? No.

>>149833509
I only have one jersey, a Brian Westbrook I got when I was a kid

>>149833856
>woman can’t handle a bit of banter and gets upset
Classic

>>149834137
Their defense definitely carried them to the owl. Burrow played fine, but it was fairly average playoff QB performance.

>>149834386
She was so fucking hot

>>149835267
Why won’t the NFL release their findings on the deflated balls if it was clear cheating?

>>149836508
The average woman is fat cow that needs to be put in a camp