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8/8/2025, 1:17:26 PM
Amy and her retarded virgin fags ruined the franchise under everyone noses:
>Psychic Powers Out of Nowhere
For decades, Amy was just a fangirl with a hammer. Now suddenly, Frontiers implies she has tarot-based precognition? Zero setup, zero explanation. If Silver pulled that, you’d scream "Mary Sue!" But when Amy does it? "Yass queen slay!" = Hypocrisy
>The Sonic Stalker Paradox
Amy’s obsession with Sonic should’ve gotten her arrested or at least a restraining order. Instead, the franchise rewards her harassment with "hero" status. Imagine if Silver acted like that you’d call him a creepy incel. But Amy? "She’s just passionate!" = Double standards
>Character Assassination by Association –
Every character around Amy gets dumber to justify her presence. Sonic tolerates her harassment, Shadow (a literal assassin) humors her, and Knuckles (who cracks mountains) acts like her hammer swings are a threat = bad writing
>Time Travel Theft
You whine about Silver "stealing" Amy’s Sonic CD gimmick? She was a damsel in distress who got saved by a past version of Sonic, that’s not time travel, that’s a plot hole. Silver actually interacted with timelines. Amy just screamed until Tails built her a hammer.
>Lore Contamination
Amy’s forced inclusion in serious arcs (IDW, Frontiers) turns high-stakes stories into sitcoms. Imagine Shadow the Hedgehog with Amy nagging him about tarot readings during the Black Arms invasion. That’s your "lore-friendly" character?
Amy doesn’t just break lore, she shatters it by existing outside the rules that apply to fucking everyone else. Silvers worst sin was a botched arc. Amy’s sin? Being a walking plot tumor that the fandom excuses because "uwu pink", kys.
>Psychic Powers Out of Nowhere
For decades, Amy was just a fangirl with a hammer. Now suddenly, Frontiers implies she has tarot-based precognition? Zero setup, zero explanation. If Silver pulled that, you’d scream "Mary Sue!" But when Amy does it? "Yass queen slay!" = Hypocrisy
>The Sonic Stalker Paradox
Amy’s obsession with Sonic should’ve gotten her arrested or at least a restraining order. Instead, the franchise rewards her harassment with "hero" status. Imagine if Silver acted like that you’d call him a creepy incel. But Amy? "She’s just passionate!" = Double standards
>Character Assassination by Association –
Every character around Amy gets dumber to justify her presence. Sonic tolerates her harassment, Shadow (a literal assassin) humors her, and Knuckles (who cracks mountains) acts like her hammer swings are a threat = bad writing
>Time Travel Theft
You whine about Silver "stealing" Amy’s Sonic CD gimmick? She was a damsel in distress who got saved by a past version of Sonic, that’s not time travel, that’s a plot hole. Silver actually interacted with timelines. Amy just screamed until Tails built her a hammer.
>Lore Contamination
Amy’s forced inclusion in serious arcs (IDW, Frontiers) turns high-stakes stories into sitcoms. Imagine Shadow the Hedgehog with Amy nagging him about tarot readings during the Black Arms invasion. That’s your "lore-friendly" character?
Amy doesn’t just break lore, she shatters it by existing outside the rules that apply to fucking everyone else. Silvers worst sin was a botched arc. Amy’s sin? Being a walking plot tumor that the fandom excuses because "uwu pink", kys.
8/8/2025, 1:31:43 AM
8/8/2025, 12:00:14 AM
Amy Rose is a fucking cancer on the Sonic series a shrill psychotic Sonic-obsessed stalker who won’t take a goddamn hint no matter how many times he tells her to fuck off. She’s useless in every game, swinging that stupid hammer like a brain-dead toddler while screeching like a banshee, yet her cringe simps act like she’s some "icon" when she’s just a clingy, manipulative bitch who ruins every scene she’s in.
Her "fans" are even worse degenerates who jack off to her shitty fanart and scream "BUT SHE’S GROWN UP NOW!!" like that excuses years of terrible writing and forced, unwanted romance. She’s a walking fucking joke, a character so aggressively annoying that her mere presence turns good games into garbage. Sega should’ve left her rotting in Sonic CD’s bad ending where she belongs.
And don’t even get me started on her braindead fanbase screeching for her in the fucking movies like she wouldn’t ruin them too. "Oh, but she could be like Silver!!" No, you delusional fuckwads, she’d be the same shrill, Sonic-chasing liability, because that’s all she’s ever been. Sega already neutered her into some bland, "mature" cardboard cutout in Frontiers, where her entire personality is reduced to "I read tarot cards now!!" like that’s a fucking character trait. Wow congrts you turned the most obnoxious, hyperactive stalker into a boring fortune-teller who does nothing but spout generic "friendship" bullshit. What’s next, is she gonna start doing fucking yoga and drinking kombucha while Sonic’s out there fucking a woman?
Her "fans" are even worse degenerates who jack off to her shitty fanart and scream "BUT SHE’S GROWN UP NOW!!" like that excuses years of terrible writing and forced, unwanted romance. She’s a walking fucking joke, a character so aggressively annoying that her mere presence turns good games into garbage. Sega should’ve left her rotting in Sonic CD’s bad ending where she belongs.
And don’t even get me started on her braindead fanbase screeching for her in the fucking movies like she wouldn’t ruin them too. "Oh, but she could be like Silver!!" No, you delusional fuckwads, she’d be the same shrill, Sonic-chasing liability, because that’s all she’s ever been. Sega already neutered her into some bland, "mature" cardboard cutout in Frontiers, where her entire personality is reduced to "I read tarot cards now!!" like that’s a fucking character trait. Wow congrts you turned the most obnoxious, hyperactive stalker into a boring fortune-teller who does nothing but spout generic "friendship" bullshit. What’s next, is she gonna start doing fucking yoga and drinking kombucha while Sonic’s out there fucking a woman?
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