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7/12/2025, 5:41:20 PM
>Be Oguri Cap
>Be an absolutely dominant force in regionals
>Decide it's time to be a big lad
>Challenge three G3 races. Absolutely dominate them.
>Challenge three G2 races. Absolutely dominate them
>Challenge your first G1 race. Absolutely do-
>Wait.
>TAMAMO CROSS?!
>Get shunted into 2nd place.
>It's okay bros, we can come back from this at the Japan Cup-
>Third place.
>... At least Tamamo was only 2nd.
>Finally get your revenge at the Arima Kinen and claim that sweet sweet G1 win.
>Loiter around with a G3 and a G2, don't wanna push your luck.
>Nvm you got owned again at your next G1 by a Creek in a questionable relationship with it's trainer
>Pull off a big mile G1 win though. It's all coming together-
>Nvm you got owned again. This time by a literal mare from New Zealand. Good job.
>The humiliation ritual isn't over. Come in FIFTH at your next G1.
>But it's okay! We got a G1 at the Yasuda Kinen! NOW! FINALLY! IT IS OUR ERA-
>Sixth place in your next G1.
>ELEVENTH place at the Japan Cup after that.
>Retire on a win at least. It's against Mejiro Ryan but we'll take what we can get.
>Four G1 wins in total. At least you're tied with CHUD Week I guess.
This your """Beast"""?
>Be an absolutely dominant force in regionals
>Decide it's time to be a big lad
>Challenge three G3 races. Absolutely dominate them.
>Challenge three G2 races. Absolutely dominate them
>Challenge your first G1 race. Absolutely do-
>Wait.
>TAMAMO CROSS?!
>Get shunted into 2nd place.
>It's okay bros, we can come back from this at the Japan Cup-
>Third place.
>... At least Tamamo was only 2nd.
>Finally get your revenge at the Arima Kinen and claim that sweet sweet G1 win.
>Loiter around with a G3 and a G2, don't wanna push your luck.
>Nvm you got owned again at your next G1 by a Creek in a questionable relationship with it's trainer
>Pull off a big mile G1 win though. It's all coming together-
>Nvm you got owned again. This time by a literal mare from New Zealand. Good job.
>The humiliation ritual isn't over. Come in FIFTH at your next G1.
>But it's okay! We got a G1 at the Yasuda Kinen! NOW! FINALLY! IT IS OUR ERA-
>Sixth place in your next G1.
>ELEVENTH place at the Japan Cup after that.
>Retire on a win at least. It's against Mejiro Ryan but we'll take what we can get.
>Four G1 wins in total. At least you're tied with CHUD Week I guess.
This your """Beast"""?
7/6/2025, 8:09:42 PM
>>714693708
Anon. Calm down. The uma's in this game and in this anime don't get sent to the glue factory, they live long and happy lives. Yes tragic things happen to rl horses. In fact many of the horses in-game are no longer with us. But their stories have inspired something very fun for us all to enjoy. Jokes have no power on the canon, they cannot harm you nor do you need to concern yourself with them. Your favourite is fine, and they're waiting for you in-game. Please have a nice evening and don't get so worked up over nothing.
Anon. Calm down. The uma's in this game and in this anime don't get sent to the glue factory, they live long and happy lives. Yes tragic things happen to rl horses. In fact many of the horses in-game are no longer with us. But their stories have inspired something very fun for us all to enjoy. Jokes have no power on the canon, they cannot harm you nor do you need to concern yourself with them. Your favourite is fine, and they're waiting for you in-game. Please have a nice evening and don't get so worked up over nothing.
7/5/2025, 11:58:43 PM
>>714621252
Oguri Cap (3/???)
>Was said to be in love (or at least attracted to) a New Zealand filly named Horlicks. Horlicks came to Japan in 1989 to contest in the Japan Cup, which she then won.
>Because Oguri was a glutton, trainers and other staff said that he never looked up from his trough of food no matter what. However, whenever Horlicks passed by, he seemed glued to her presence and would keep staring at her. When he couldn’t see her anymore, he went right back to looking at his food.
>In the 1989 Japan Cup, he wouldn’t stop looking at her in the paddocks. They were even placed next to each other in the gate. When the race started, Oguri made a mad dash for Horlicks and was right behind her the entire race.
>Horlicks broke the 2400m course world record in that race - by two seconds.
>This also made Horlicks the only foreign horse to ever be featured in JRA’s commercials (JRA’s The Winner commercial for the 2012 Japan Cup).
>Two mating requests were made by Oguri Cap’s team to Horlicks’s team after retirement but both were turned down. (No waifu for Oguri)
>Before moving to central racing from Kasamatsu, Oguri got his hooves filed and corrected. When he came to central, he loved having his hooves trimmed.
Oguri Cap (3/???)
>Was said to be in love (or at least attracted to) a New Zealand filly named Horlicks. Horlicks came to Japan in 1989 to contest in the Japan Cup, which she then won.
>Because Oguri was a glutton, trainers and other staff said that he never looked up from his trough of food no matter what. However, whenever Horlicks passed by, he seemed glued to her presence and would keep staring at her. When he couldn’t see her anymore, he went right back to looking at his food.
>In the 1989 Japan Cup, he wouldn’t stop looking at her in the paddocks. They were even placed next to each other in the gate. When the race started, Oguri made a mad dash for Horlicks and was right behind her the entire race.
>Horlicks broke the 2400m course world record in that race - by two seconds.
>This also made Horlicks the only foreign horse to ever be featured in JRA’s commercials (JRA’s The Winner commercial for the 2012 Japan Cup).
>Two mating requests were made by Oguri Cap’s team to Horlicks’s team after retirement but both were turned down. (No waifu for Oguri)
>Before moving to central racing from Kasamatsu, Oguri got his hooves filed and corrected. When he came to central, he loved having his hooves trimmed.
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