Thread 714667079

This Stallion CHUD has SIRED 75 children in the past year and basically you're fucking stupid

>>714667079 (OP)
Gachafags sure love their tranny horses, don't they?

You claim that but I never saw a good porn come out of this gacha slop so they can all go to hell along with their small penis yakuza owners.

ENTER

>>714667079 (OP)
Does she have a big juicy futa cock?

>>714670408
in game explanation is that spirits of horses from another world inhibited the horse girls and thats why they can run or something like that

theres plenty horse gock fanart btw

>>714670246
AIEEEEE

I love my wife so much!!

>>714667079 (OP)
how do chuds cope knowing their "wife" destroys horse pussy daily

I heard the Yakuza fears the Yuri in this franchise is that true?

>Keep losing Tenno Sho (Spring) as Special Week
What the fuck am I doing wrong? She's C+ in Speed, Stam, and Power.

How long until Kitasan Black releases?
why was her season so much more weirdly serious and depressing? It really felt like a athletes come and go and people will move on. Very bitter sweet

>>714673009
>fears the yuri
More like gatekeeps the yuritrannies so they don't ruin yet another gacha game.

I was playing in bed, feel asleep, and woke up to BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN!

I was out walking the other night when this huge grey monster pace chased me for a MILE back to my home, then as I closed in it sprinted past me down the street and I swear I could hear it's fucking pulse.

DECISIVE RAISU VICTORY

>>714673659
Two more weeks.
The producers decided to dig in to what made Season 2 so popular with the sports drama, except that is a very hard angle to draw from Kitasan Black's career.
Tokai Teio had that amazing final Arima Kinen run which is regarded as one of the greatest races of all time. Kitasan Black on the other hand never really had anything like that.
In fact, rather than what the anime depicted about Kitasan peaking in a negative way, the real life Kitasan was actually reaching the peak of his career in a very positive way.
Popular horse, but very difficult to write as a main character.

You know her name

So this...is the power...of eugenics....

Not bad...

>>714674219
Matikanefukukitaru

>>714670408
This one wears shorts and leggings instead of a skirt or panties so yes

>>714674219
MAKI MAKI TAKI TAKI

>>714674134
I meant more like Golshi retiring, leaving team Spica to Kitasan to lead etc. I just want more horse antics

>Having trouble with careers
>Get told to use bakushin and spam speed
>It works
>Only came in 2nd in a single race

>>714673281
Please be nice to Special Needs, she was born that way.

Where do I use those titles medals? the green ones

>>714674219
Matikanefutanari

>spectate PVP match
>win with a wide margin
>click show results
>loses
FUCK YOU I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING GAME

>>714675367
Pls help, I like Special Week a lot.

>>714676080
Special Problems is kino though.

Someone tell me how to even get the claw machine please, are there any hidden conditions? is it pure luck? I need your wisdon

>>714676080
Alright think about what she's bad at and what races you are having a hard time with.
Train different horses that are good at those races then have her inherit what she needs.

Imagine skipping your overlord

>all real world instances of horses are replaced with Umas
>some nazi was riding around an Uma on the battlefield during WW2 and Joe Medicine Crow groped her to unlock Warchief status

>>714676674
Human civilization wouldn't be were it is today if humans never tamed horses. You're telling me that anime horse girls were the backbone for transport for 20,000 years?

>>714676674
I think I'm going to seduce your Uma and Change the course of history

>>714667079 (OP)
It's about the quantity, not the quality.

>>714677058
agnes… i think you got your words mixed up…

>>714677139
You're right. Make me coffee, trainer-kun. NOW.

I have taken 4 umamusume to the the URA Finale and clenched victory. Where is the 2D JK horse pussy I am owed and that I deserve?

how do you level up your ult?

so if i have a front-runner and a pace chaser 3 star, do i want to use my ticket to pick up a late chaser or something? i'm not sure how important team diversity actually is

Gold Ship needs CBT Correction from Gentildonna.

>>714677247
Well alright but it will contain semen

>>714674231
>still get blocked for no goddamn reason and wastes you an alarm clock

>>714677409
Extra protein nutrition? Subarashi.

>>714677409
bro poached his own semen in hot coffee… couldn't be me.

>>714677370
60k fans before valentine, at least green friendship with the chairman akikawa school festival something, 120k fans before christmas

Whose the cutest parent and off-spring duo? Rudolf and Teio? Tachyon and Daiwa? Gimlet and Vodka? Another pair entirely?

Post Haru. Post Urara.(real)

>>714677487
Sometimes You have to make a sacrifice to get what you want

Scarlet Bouquet will never be added, but I'd kinda like to see her anyway. She must be hella stacked, not like Daiwa got that chest from Tachyon.

Punk Family.

which horse is the most homophobic?

>>714677516
I want to ejaculate inside this horse woman so much

>>714677371
look at distance rather than strategy
using different strategies for the same distance in pvp gives a bit more points, that's it.

Sorry... Player-san... Happy Meek needed to bring Trainer Kiryuin the big smile...

>>714677820
Interesting question, I'm going to say Rice Shower.
She's pretty tepid on a lot of things but when it comes to gays I doubt she would budge an inch.

Rice Shower pubes!

grinding a girl to 3* is hard as fuck, huh

>>714677820
Nice Nature 100%. She's an opinionated contrarian whose constantly holding back irritation with most of the people around her.

>>714677441
That could have happened and i was sweaty but she stampeded through the mass of horses every single race. Only lost the scripted event. Thank you eugenics.

>>714678512
>S in both Speed and Power
Damn, I'm jealous. I'm currently hard stuck at B+, once had Oguri to S Speed and A Power but could never replicate it again for some reason.

The Oji-San desires a taste of Opera...

>>714678337
Anon please don't show that to people it was meant to be private.

>>714677610
PINKU!

>>714672972
Reincarnationmaxxing fixed that problem

>>714678483
loremasters, why does nice nature act like she's a grandma

>>714674219
Donki Hote

>>714679339
wait a second… that bust size isn't canon!

>>714679059
trainahchads... It's OUR COLLECTIVE loss to the TakeGOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyOPL2TwBHg&list=RDGyOPL2TwBHg&start_radio=1
Eh, the ED was better.

>ban porn
>no bl*cked shit
>no retarded cuck bait
The yakuza was right

>>714679407
Real horse would have been taller if they scaled the weight correctly, so i guess they just put all the excess mass in the tits

>Finally completed that retarded quest of 5 fucking supports on the same training category
>Got the guaranteed SSR ticket
>Got a duplicate of my free voucher horse
>Can't even do anything with the "currency" they give you other than raising like 6 starting stats

Fuck this dogshit fucking genre for whales and cucks I just wanted a new horsey to play with

>>714677058
I love this horse so much in her movie, but her bittersweet end still bothers me to this day, I would sell my left kidney for a manga with her as the MC

>>714679023
Nice Nature was the oldest living JRA graded race winner until he passed away in May 2023. His long life and popularity helped retired horses. While he's not the oldest horse in-game, he's probably the one that did the most while being an old fogey. So it's sensible enough that they act like a grandma.

>>714679776
Why did she have to reincarnate into having exactly the same problem. Life isnt fair, twice.

>>714679776
You can feel less bad about it. Tachyon's existence cast a shadow over racing even beyond his retirement, leaving behind an aura that had the press lessening the victories of other horses with comments like 'but were Tachyon there, the result may have been different'. As the phantasmal triple crown winner, one even beyond Fuji Kiseki, they arguably gained more reputation and respect than they would've if they really did remain to compete. Going beyond that, they were able to sire Daiwa Scarlet who gained incredible accolades in her own right. A short career remembered forever with a formidable successor is more than most will ever get. She won bigly.

>>714679776
I liked it. The whole plot with Jungle Pokke being hung up on feeling lesser because she never beat her. The climax where she has the realization that Tachyon isn't worth obsessing over, since eventually there will be someone else who outpaces her and Tachyon wanting to compete again was great.

Man this game would be perfect if it was actually worth it rolling for the characters instead of shitty jpegs that give you better stats. I WANT THE HORSE GIRLS NOT THE SUPPORT CARDS CYGAMES. It would be like if in genshin only weapons did anything, and the characters were just cosmetic.

>>714680034
This happens to all of them. The kindness is that some (like Suzuka) only got lessened versions of their rl tragedies.

I would do anything for Tamamo Cross.

Imagine sex with Doto.

>>714680323
It's a common occurrence for her.

>>714680246
The rl Tamamo Cross has the horse equivalent of a micro-penis.

Horse racing is one of those things that should probably be illegal but no politician wants to be the first to say it

>>714680526
And?

>>714680186
how would you make the characters worth rolling for?

>>714680570
yeah pretty much. it's at alcohol levels. prohibition simply wouldn't work. plus the politician who attempted it would 100% be killed by some gambling cartel.

>>714680570
>Horse racing is one of those things that should probably be illegal but no politician wants to be the first to say it
>thinking any pissant lawmaker has the power to strip the gambling addiction from Japan

The lack of Twin Turbo love here both saddens and angers me

>>714677920
i see
who's a good sprinter, then? i already have decent medium and long horses, but i was counting solely on bakushin for sprints, and i assume she gets outclassed by the big girls

>>714680682
She is honestly a bit too extra she just has way too much going on

>>714679771
>not using the free vouncher after the SSR ticket
LMAO you asked for it

>>714676568
Just spam recreation during classics year

>>714680682
>he wants the turbo kino
Here's your order anon.

>>714680649
>how would you make the characters worth rolling for
well it’d basically be a different game and require a lot of reworking but i’d move the functionality of support cards over to the characters themselves

>>714680682
How about some Twin Turbo Factoids then, anon?

>RL Twin Turbo is very timid and is very afraid to stay in the pack.
>In the game, she does show more signs of social anxiety and has a lot of introverted hobbies.
>He doesn’t like training and doesn’t like people who wear formal dress.
>His jockey adapted his signature running style because Turbo was afraid of the other racehorses on the track. But he also seemed to recognise his own power as he would also gradually start running as fast as he could.
>Take Yutaka was booed once (at 1995 Teio-Sho) because he did not make Twin Turbo run due to a bad start.
>This race appears in her scenario’s normal ending, where she loses because she wanted to try a different strategy.
>After the race, she is greeted by five children who are fans of hers, two who identify themselves as “Max” and “Izumi”. This references the only five children Twin Turbo sired, and among the five, Izumi Strong and Max Winner were the only ones to win races.
>His nickname was “Master”, as in “master comedian”, because his style of racing has a high entertainment value.
>Also, no one would be mad if they bet on Twin Turbo and lost the bet.
>He was the first horse that got selected to run in (1994) Arima Kinen purely based on his popularity, not performance.
>Twin Turbo fell into a slump towards the end of his racing career so his team transferred him from Central to local racing, specifically somewhere in the Kaminoyama region (Northern Japan). He would win his first race there but then keep losing up until he finally retired.
>Despite this, a lot of people still flocked towards his races to see the Master in action. His performance was still very lovable.
>When he begins losing speed, it gives spectators an illusion that he is actually running backward. This became known as the 'reverse thrust'.

>>714677340
Did you win the onsen ticket in the raffle?

>>714680978
>only gets 1 star character in game

>>714676568
I still dont even know what the point of it is. I've got like 15 plushies out of that machine but I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with them or if they do anything for me.

>>714680998
>well it’d basically be a different game and require a lot of reworking
I can see the issue then lol. I get what you mean though, because there's definitely more hype around packing a character but the real power is found in the boring scrapbook animation for the support cards.

>>714667079 (OP)
Why is this shit everywhere now?

>>714681046
>doesn’t like people who wear formal dress.
Cheltenham must be a fucking nightmare for that horse kek

>Rice doesnt activate any of her skills until the last 100 meters of a race
>Comes in third
WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG YOU FLAT BITCH!?

>>714681109
What do you think?

>>714681207
Game has been out in Japan forever, just came out in the west so we can more easily enjoy it too.

>>714670246
not sure how they did it but she feels distinctively prettier than most umas

>>714681207
asmongold streamed it so all of /v/ will follow

>All these girls train every day to be at peak performance
>Barely any muscle on them
Explain this

>>714681331
Gorillas aren't pretty.

>>714678483
Nice Nature is the realest honse in game.

I know CG still has another cour in the fall season, but which uma is most likely to get the next adaptation? A Fuji movie might be neat, since there isn't enough material for a full season.

the anime tries way to hard to be edgy and depressing. probably to please the crowd that will be like “OMG MY POOR SUFFERING SAD LESBIANS :(((((((“

>>714681361
Genuinely a failure of the art-style, but it's probably for the best. Lots of people get intimidated if a woman has muscle definition for some reason. Gentildonna absolutely should've been jacked though, that's like one of the biggest most discussed things about her IRL.

>>714680756
Taiki shuttle can do sprint, mile and dirt. Getting a dirt aptitude legacy might be necessary if you want her as your dirt horse.

>mihono bourbon calls you "master"
>rice shower calls you "onii-sama"
why did i only pull the weird horses, man…

>the anime tries way to hard to be edgy and depressing. probably to please the crowd that will be like “OMG MY POOR SUFFERING SAD LESBIANS :(((((((“
This thing is on a level of retarded shitposting subhuman that is viscerally nauseating.

>>714681454
They need to stop pussyfooting and finally do Scarlet and Vodka's careers. They're the most legitimate rival pair present and there's tons of material to work with.

>>714681530
I want to be called a cute name too
Meanwhile I'm just Oguri's feeder......

>>714681454
24 episodes of Haru Urara losing 113 races.

>gold ship flubs a training with 4% failure rate
AHHHHH KILL YOURSELFFFFF

>>714667079 (OP)
I bet Goldship's kids are cute. And angry as hell.

>>714681501
Sports drama is the genre so it has drama.
What you are looking for is slice of life.

they should all be men because it’s hard to take women seriously as athletes

Meisho Doto protagonist anime about TM Opera's Year of Dominance would be nice. We've only seen directly before it and directly at it's end in the other adaptions. Plus Doto's desire to over-come Opera (only achieving it at the end) is very heart-warming.

this is my cow

>>714681707
It's the same anon who was shitposting about oguri's anime being """""EDGY""""" the last week. Just ignore the retard.

>>714681724
why is this cow pretending to be a racehorse? she should get off my—i mean, vodka's track.

>>714681648
Oguri says she loves you in her good ending...

>>714678483
Nice Nature is homophobic because she's a grandma on the inside and grandmas are homophobic.

Never played this game never will, but Goldship is best girl.

I just read Rice shower lore, basically, she fucked bourbon and mc queen's glory and then fell off and died at 6 years old? What a cunt

>>714681724
Bit rude to call her a cow Vodka.

>>714680137
The brighter they burn the shorter they last, or something like that...

>>714679494
Yeah the ending and the pic for it was great. If this plays at the end of Season 2 I'm gonna tear up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuMQureM-kA

>>714681818
Because you supply her with food, don't be fooled by the glutton

how do I push myself to like this game? I love the characters, the idea of it, the vibes. but I hate the gacha system, how stingy it is compared to other games, and after my third career I’d rather kill myself than repeat the same thing again.

>>714681662
Uwaa sex

>>714681994
You don't, go watch the anime

>Run in Arima Kinen
why did they do it bros

>>714680570
it’s bad for the horses and bad for society because gambling

>>714681849
You sound like the press at the time, anon. But since you brought her up anyway.

Rice Shower Factoids (1/2)

>Name origin: A rice shower is customary in westernised weddings, where guests will throw rice at a newly married couple to bless them with eternal happiness.
>The blue flare in her eyes seen in the anime is a reference to the IRL JRA’s commercial series, "The Winner", which aired in 2012.
>The Commercial in question presented them with the following

"In the 1993 Spring Tennou Sho,
With a strained body being possessed by demon,
This dark black stayer prevented Mejiro McQueen’s third consecutive wins.
Was he a heel, or a hero? Was it a nightmare, or a miracle?
The name for the winning horse was…

RICE SHOWER"

>Fan opinion surrounding Rice Shower was much like it is in the anime. Viewed as a show-stealing killjoy that prevented the fan-favourite's from receiving their accolade's. Rice Shower was called a 'Heel' and the 'Black Assassin' by the press.
>Their Jockey, Matoba, found this incredibly insulting.
>Though it just made them train Rice even harder after over-coming Bourbon, akin to how Rice motivated herself in the show.

>>714682074
Humiliation ritual.

>>714681994
You don't. Just read the manga and buy merchandise, it's a better use of your time and money.

>>714682128
Rice Shower Factoids (2/2)

>When the training was complete and the horse appeared for his race against McQueen, fans in attendance, commentators and Matoba himself were imposed upon by it's awesome presence.
>"What a beast, an incredible creature. When you approach him you can almost see fire bursting out from it. I am a bit terrified, like what I am about to ride is not a horse, but something superior. If I did not please him I probably would get a finger or toe bitten off.” - Matoba
>McQueen, like in the anime, seemed afraid to enter the starting gate. It's possible it felt Shower's immense will to win. Or maybe it was hungry or something.
>After it's win, there wasn't positive reception like in the show. Instead fans were only more angry about Shower 'stealing' from McQueen.
>"All racing horses (and jockeys) were desperately aiming for wins. No one should be called a heel for that.” - Matoba
>Not long after this incredible victory however, tragedy struck
>Rice Shower was initially not going to run in the Takarazuka Kinen at first— However, his owner wanted to boost his value as a sire and in order for that, his horse needed to win a mid-distance race. Therefore, he chose the Takarazuka Kinen as Rice Shower’s retirement race.
>During the race Rice would collapse, suffering a double injury to it's front legs. A tent was brought out for the sake of privacy and Shower was euthanized.
>Reception toward Rice Shower had very slowly begun to swing out of the unfair hatred aimed toward it, with it's demise causing a total shift.
>Remembered today with these words from the JRA commercials, spoken as well in the anime by Bourbon.
>“You are not a heel, you are a hero.”

>>714681501
>>714682042
this is what I mean. all it takes is a cute girl crying and the retarded anime community will be like “OMG THIS IS SOOOO PEAKKKKK????”

>>714681849
she's the evil horse after all

>>714682257
>evil
i've watched her story chapters you can't fool me
rice shower is cute and always tries her best despite her bad luck!

>still whining
Just report and ignore it.

If Tachyon offered you something to drink irl would you let her drug you or turn her down?

>>714682447
I'd kneel before my glorious queen and accept what comes, obviously.

>>714682447
Mouth to mouth feed.

>>714682447
Drink it and maintain eye contact

The Hated Victor and the Beloved Loser are CUTE!

>>714682447
I don't think I have a choice

>>714682447
What's in the package Tachyon? WHAT'S IN THE PACKAGE?

>>714682447
I'd hope it's a shrinking potion

>>714682128
>>714682204
people personify race horses way too much, they are just retarded animals. they can have unique quirks but attaching human meaning to them is pointless. the horses don’t know what a race is, much less that they are trying to win. they just do what the jockey tells them too because they spent the last 10 years of their life being trained to do exactly that.

>>714682447
Drink it out of her navel

>>714682447
>offered
I'm already drinking it the second she engages me.

>>714682602
Tachyon pushing that fent!

>>714682602
TACHYON SOLD ME FENT

Ryuji Wada HATE! So sayeth Meisho Doto.

>>714682483
>You wake up ten hours later on an operating table.
>"Oh, guinee-pig, you're finally awake! I've got some very important work to get up to in my lab, but I don't want to miss the qualifiers for this race..."
>"So, I decided the simplest solution to this problem would be to drug, kidnap, and turn you into an exact clone of me so I can research, while you race!"

>>714683014
Obey Your Master is the sexiest horse and I will never play this game until she’s in

>>714683014
I think they might've made Tamamo Cross a little too short there.

Tachyon would never.

I still can't complete a career with anyone but bakushin...

>>714683025
Acceptable. The obvious solution is gradually using this process to turn everyone else in the world into Tachyon clones. Eventually there will be nothing but Tachyon. And maybe Daiwa Scarlet.

the arima kainen is the fucking death knell for horses, man
every time it's a goal in career mode my horse falls apart
maybe i should play haru, she doesn't actually need to place

>>714683135
Tachyon canonically buck breaks you into being her bitch boy house husband when you're her trainer.

>>714682630
Gold Ship begs to differ

>>714683183
try a Vodka career

>>714682128
>>714682204
Well, now I'm sad

>>714683203
hahah,
oh no, that would be awful
hahaha

>>714683183
Play Golshi, she can beast it.

>>714680939
Just got a big win with ryan, guess it's just luck
>>714681130
You need to get 3 in one run for an event mission

Duramente... Please... Leave my wife alone...

>>714683257
her career is hard as fuck, good luck even making it to the Arima Kinen

>>714683317
RADAR MACHINE

>>714683183
>maybe i should play haru, she doesn't actually need to place
Going through her story of gathering signatures, facing down the ultimate villain, umamsume A, and then most likely placing last is not worth the heartbreak though. I smoked that Happy Meek in the URA Finale howeverbeit

>>714681454
If only they had Deep Impact, they could make a story about PEDs in sports

I'm still hoping for a season covering the Opera O / Meisho Doto rivalry,

>>714683317
just need some legacy horses that blast her stamina sky high

>>714683242
Then how about some Air Grove Factoids to take the edge off?

>Became known as an 'Empress' due to fans viewing her as a cool, composed mare. However not all of her behaviour was in line with this.
>She loved to lick people, earning her the nickname of Pero-Chan (Licky-chan).
>She lost the Shuka-Sho because she got disturbed by the fans’ flash photography.
>JRA banned the use of flashlights directly on horses afterwards.
>Prior to the 1994 Fall Tennoshou, her owner was worried she'd be unable to find victory and opened a discussion regarding it with the trainer and assistants. An assistant trainer, Kazuhide Sasada said "Just trust in our gyaru and do it." Everyone was taken aback that Sasada considered Air Groove to be a Gyaru. It's something of a meme in the Japanese community.
>She also has a humorous relationship with Pilsudski, Fine Motion’s half elder brother:
>Before the 1997 Japan Cup started in which both competed, Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
>An erect horse will tend to perform oddly, ignoring instruction and acting on their own lust. This would come to pass.
>During the race, Pilsudski attempted to approach Air Groove, and eventually took her over from the inner lanes to win the race. It's believed Air Groove may have run poorly due to an attempt to escape him.
>Take Yutaka commented after the race: “I did everything right, Air Groove did everything right and ran a perfect race, yet there is still a horse capable of defeating her in this situation, the world is huge…”
>After the race, Pilsudski was depicted by fans as a hentai who stalks Air Groove. He also earned the nickname “god of erection” by fans.

>>714683393
>Umasume A
I wish they had the balls to make this an actual character, like Scarlet or something. It wouldn't even be that out of character.
Like just genuinely a bit annoyed that she's an idiot who isn't taking it seriously.

How did we lose to horses, bros?

>>714683525
>>She loved to lick people, earning her the nickname of Pero-Chan (Licky-chan).
is dis represented in da game?

>>714683393
I did my best to prepare her for long distance but because of that she lost the fucking sprint right before it.

>>714683607
Lose?

>>714683662
No, but... I wish it was...

>>714683607
>A man who plays to goon
>Will never beat a man who plays to have fun.

happy meek is cute, I wish she didn't exist to job

>>714683731
dang...

Is Silence Suzuka just straight up dogshit? I have her at A with 10+ skills, multiple blue and green skills and 1200 speed and she keeps losing to B horses with 800 speed and less stamina than her

>>714683148
defy the odds

>>714683393
Why did they set her up for failure bros...

>>714683827
>I wanna race on a track I am completely unfit for

Can you guys give me the qrd on strategy types and what each ranking in them means?
Like if I tried to be a front sprinter but I had a G in that stat what would be the stat debuffs?

>>714683813
theres no way she's as bad as rice shower
what do your skills and Wit look like? thats usually the deciding factor

>>714683827
Well, she is the Queen of Losers Everywhere, anon.

>>714683818
90% of trainers quit right before they hit that 50% friendship training for real this time guys.

What the name of Kitasan's friend with big tits?

>>714683564
Why do you want to kill Scarletfags?

>>714683183
Get Opera, she easily wins both times

>>714683907
Wit is at B+ and she has swinging, rosy and both left and right green skills

Also early lead and rushing gale so she can keep the lead and her signature is at lvl 3, plus she had homestretch and triumphant pulse on top of it

I have no fucking idea how shes losing at all i thought i built her airtight

>>714683564
>Make one of the characters be mean to Haru
>Now people dislike the character because they were mean to the happy loser that chases butterflies around.

>>714683903
It would tank all of your wit and none of your skills would ever activate. I imagine it would also hurt your positioning ability

are you guys seeing whats going on in that other uma thread?

>>714683903
Using an unfamiliar strategy put a WIT debuff onto your umas.

>>714683765
Anon what do you mean, she always beats me

>>714684214
no
i only have one thread open at once

>>714683203
The price to pay for an elite athlete...

>>714684214
All the retards are there...we are here...it's comfy here...

>>714684059
weird, sounds like you built her fine. maybe the game just decided it wanted to fuck you over

>>714684214
it's legit how you can tell who actually plays games and xitter tourists

Gentlemen. I like Narita Top Road.

>>714680181
I feel you, at first I through the plot was gonna a generic

>Girl Finds Rival
>Rival gets injured
>Emotions and they cry
>Girl Promises Rival she will accomplish her Rival dream

Instead, they subvert your expectations. Tachyon is forcing her dreams onto the other girls, inadvertently damaging their psyche, but worst of all, she's damaging her own, just as badly as Pokke. Tachyon imposing her dreams on her rivals is messing with her head more than we realize, until we interpret the imagery in her scenes. The single shot of her room, for example, speaks volumes, she's a girl who desperately wants to reach for the stars.

But like all media, it's not perfect sadly. I think forcing Tachyon into the antagonist role wasn’t necessary, they clearly did it just to keep Pokke as the center of attention. But did all the girls really have to be such assholes to Tachyon? Especially Mahatan Coffee?? Like, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER?

>>714683525
Please do El Condor Pasa factoids, thank you.

Why are the horsegirls bipolar?

>>714684329
is this domestic abuse

>>714683903
Incompatible terrain drains your strength
Wrong race length cuts your speed, not to mention the stamina thresholds for longer races if you're training a sprinter.
Unfamiliar strategy makes you dumb

>>714684621
no because i like it

Please tell me this horse will become playable.

>>714684493
Si. El Condor Pasa Factoids coming up.

>Has a heavy Mexican ‘lucha libre’ image for her original outfit but her skill animation portrays Andean imagery and her condor. This is a result of the horse’s name, which is named after a song by Peruvian musician Daniel Alomía Robles.
>For her second outfit though, “Kukulcan Monk” is inspired from Yucatec Mayan mythology.
>El Condor Pasa is the second generation horse to use that name. The first generation never raced.
>The highest ranked Japanese bred horse (134) until beaten by Equinox in 2023 (135).
>The horse is very good at racing on bad-conditioned, rough tracks, making him the perfect candidate to tackle European races.
>El Condor Pasa started out racing in dirt, which is why horse girl ECP has a B in dirt aptitude.
>Before Silence Suzuka beat him in the 1998 Mainichi Okan, he had never been defeated by a Japanese horse at all.
>In fact, he also holds the distinction of being in the top two (rentai) his entire life, just like Daiwa Scarlet.
>The story of the 1998 Japan Cup?
>Up until before the race, El Condor Pasa had been very successful in mile races (1600m to 1800m). His owner was set on a Horse of The Year award for El Condor Pasa for personal reasons so he decided to run him in the Japan Cup that year.
>People were worried and some even suggested that he make El Condor Pasa run in the Mile Championship instead. But Mr. Watanabe was set on it and he said: “He’ll win no matter what race he’s in so which do you prefer he goes into first?”
>While he did win the race and the expectation for him to run internationally was set, he didn’t win Horse Of The Year. However, he did win the next year with his French victories.
>This made Special Week's owner, jockey and trainer throwing a melty. They thought they should've won.
>Special Week never beat Condor, that might've added to it.
>He became the first 3Y Japanese-trained horse to win the Japan Cup.

>>714683972
Satono Diamond

>>714684059
>wit b+
sounds like you got too much wit and too little power.

>>714684856
In 2 years

>>714670408
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4569588

yea

This is the first time I’ve ever felt FOMO this hard. All my friends are playing this, multiple /v/ threads, etc. but I just don’t like the gameplay at all. It’s so boring for me and I wish I enjoyed it. It’s a roguelite with minimal skill involved. It just feels like I’m rolling dice until something stupid happens or I win the URA finals.

>>714683607
Horses are man's true best friend.

Dogs didn't win you countless wars, help keep you fed, or transport you god knows where.

>>714685195
Read the manga

How do you guys live without lewds of your gacha girls

>>714684059
>>714685083
I heard wit above 400 is diminishing returns

>>714685198
>trying to shit on dogs this hard
This poster is a cat!

>>714685195
I dont like the gacha
I hate rolling for characters AND equipment
plus my phone isnt very good for 3D games
I like the anime and mango tho

>>714685195
watch the anime then

>>714685358
who gives a fuck about your phone, this is an steam game

>>714685259
Daughter

>>714685430
b-but it's a gacha... and if I play it on steam people will see me...

>>714677572
King and Kawakami is pretty cute. Personally though I'm waiting for these two to get some real interaction.

>>714685195
Watch the Anime/Movie then, people here are 90% in for the girls and 10% for the gameplay,

>>714685259
You can't

Lack of porn literally the only reason why BA eclipsed Uma in nipland.
Porn is just that important.

Tamamo Cross? Cute
Opera? Cute
Legend Teio? Cute
Fujimasa March? Cute

rate my tastes

>>714681361
They don't train hypertrophy much, if at all, and all they do is carb load. They wouldn't want to be big anyway, muscle is heavy.
Runners are twigs, the only ones that might actually have some visible development would be sprinters like Bakushin. Look up championship mile runners, your dick will be disappointed.

>>714685198
>countless wars
Helped us win the most important war, the war against nature. where we became the top species as a result.
>keep you fed
They did, by hunting.
>transport
They do in frozen climates, I guess.
No need to pit them against each other. You wouldn't eat your best friend anyway, unless you were a soulless chinese bug-man.

>>714667079 (OP)
Why do grown men like racing donkeys?

>>714685736
>BA eclipsed Uma in nipland.
Only in the amount of porn, nothing else.

>>714685259
I am not a braindead coomer

>>714685000
He was a decorated horse, not sure why his Uma Musume counterpart is only a 2*. Definitely deserved to be a 3* from the start.

Is this bullshitting me
Do I really not have to stress about not getting a single plushie in a crane game event yet

>>714685259
i imagine them

Special Week Factoids (1/???)

>In the anime, Special Week is a bumpkin from rural Hokkaido. In reality more than 95% of all Japanese race horses come from that area.
>Special Week was born in Hidaka Taiyo farm. And just like in the anime and game? He had two mothers: his birth mother Campaign Girl died five days after giving birth to him. He was breastfed by a Ban’ei horse. When he was very young, he received thoughtful care from a woman trainee groom from New Zealand named Tina Price. Tina Price is who his blonde care-taker in the anime is based on.
>As a foal, Special week was smart, understood human teaching well, and was friendly to humans. He was Tina’s favourite, and Tina cared for him so much like he was her own son, which made her care much less about other horses. Despite receiving warnings from the farm owner Hiroshi Onoda, Tina never changed her attitude.
>When Onoda decided to send Special Week to Northern Farm Kuko Branch to receive better training, Tina was strongly against it. However, even Onoda couldn’t change the decision since he could not go against the owner’s and trainer’s wills. Special Week was taken away by force and sent to the new farm.
>When Special Week reached Northern Farm Kuko Branch, he met Grass Wonder. They were legitimate childhood friends, which isn't exactly reflected in the game or anime- But is why they hang out on a semi-regular basis.
>When he grew older, he began to become weirdly aggressive toward chestnut-coloured horses. Perhaps Grass Wonder made him racist or something? He might've hated Silence Suzuka if he actually met them IRL for this reason.
>He'd never defeat Grass Wonder nor El Condor Pasa.
>He would however win the Derby.
>When Special Week won the Derby, Onoda made a phone call to New Zealand to report the news to the prior mentioned Tina Price. And Tina was very happy about Special Week’s accomplishment.

>>714681454
12 episodes of Tachyon actually having a good ending

>>714685259
I try to draw my own salacious images

>>714677572
Cute father and son

>>714685259
There are lewds, more tasteful lewds.

When are they adding Manhattan Cafe?
That's the only uma I care about currently

>>714685979
Adult men love gambling

I gonna lose my fucking mind, they keep telling me I'm losing my races because I don't have skills and have literally 11 skills available to buy that I can't fucking use

how do i improve my horse's mood for daily races
i can't fucking beat hard if rice won't stop crying

>>714681361
You wouldn't want the uma's to all have realistic runner bodies, otherwise they'll all be as flat as Suzuka.

Scarlett's fat ass ain't frontrunning a 2K for the Gold unless her competitors are wheelchair bound.

>>714686317
Her ending is being a washed up cripple. Thats just how it is.

>>714680810
Ikuno my beloved

>>714686285

Special Week Factoids (2/???)

>His win against Broye in the anime (A stand-in for Montjeu) wasn't exactly as glorious as the anime represents. Montjeu was heavily jetlagged and had issues with the Japanese soil. This isn't the French making excuses either, the Japanese press and other trainers present openly admitted at the time that this was a mere 'shadow' of the French Champion that they faced.
>This never the less is one of Special Week's more 'major' accomplishments and people will talk about it forever.
>Remember Special Week over-eating in the anime? This was a real life problem of his. He frequently showed up to races over-weight and would lose as a consequence, his trainer had to watch him carefully to avoid him gorging himself.
>There are contradicting sources on how Special Week treats humans. Some said he is tame, especially when compared to other children of Sunday Silence, some others said he is as bad as Sunday Silence’s children usually are.
>But there seems to be a consensus that Special Week likes humans more than other horses.
>When Special Week lost the 1998 Satsuki-sho, Yutaka Take was not pleased with JRA’s decision to remove temporary fences to make the track wider, and put the outer lane horses (such as Special Week) into a huge disadvantage (because they will waste a lot more time and staminas when chasing). He showed an unusual criticising attitude in the post-race interview.
>However, in the 1998 Kikka-sho, Take accepted his total defeat.
>In retirement? Special Week would end up living with Grass Wonder and El Condor Pasa. Go figure.

So do I need a fixed amount of stamina for the length the horse runs, or should I keep training?

fucking tired of jeets hired by japan goverement to shill this shit all over the internet,

>>714686606
>available to buy
Did you, uh, try buying any of them?

>>714682042
Narita Top Loser

I got a car using my free ticket?

>>714686792

https://x.com/Nikolini_/status/1941586128718442542

>>714686843
No because they do not fit my race it's literally all shit that will never activate in my races

>>714686756

Special Week Factoids (Final)

>You'd think around now is when Special Week would begin having lots of segggs, but-
>Special Week hates mating.
>Actually he'll outright become abusive to mares, he also likes to “fake” the mating process and gives stallion workers huge headaches.
>There is an exception.
>If it's Mejiro Dober, he'll be all about mating. Maybe he loves her, or maybe she has something special to her. Who can say what a horse feels.
>So why is he the series protagonist?
>His nickname. "Japanese Supreme Commander."
>Not the most impressive horse ever, yet also far from a weak one. We all can find something about ourselves in Special Week.

>>714685259
I treat this game like playing PES or FIFA career mode but with anime girls. Only URA wins would satisfy me.

>>714686996
Then the game is going to keep telling you you're losing races because you have fewer skills than the competitors, Einstein.

>>714686792
Horses are more important than pajeets.

>>714685000
>her second outfit, “Kukluxklan Monk”

>>714686792
>bocchi the reddit

>>714687116
Well what the fuck do you want me to do about it buy skills that don't fucking do anything. Do you want me to buy end, pace and medium procing skills on my late sprinter dumbass

>>714686756
Still mad how S1 would have been so much better if they focused more on Grass Wonder instead of Suzuka.
They even skipped their second race

I'm late to the party
Can I get the reroll guide please?
Can't find it in the archives

How do you get cleats?

>>714687271
I imagine they went with Suzuka because Suzuka was the most likely to draw in fans due to name recognition. But yeah, in an ideal world? Season 1 would be Spe and Grass Wonder, and Silence Suzuka would be a stand-alone movie.

>>714687297
reroll for Fine Motion support, thats it. You just need 1

>>714667079 (OP)
Do they ever race the girl horses? Like a women's league?

This movie is so well animated it's insane. What the fuck, why don't the other gacha anime/movies look this good?

>>714687968
they don't have cygays budget

>>714687968
look at agnes tachyon's sidemouth lol

>>714687754
IRL? There's certain races specified toward fillies, sure. Though entering a mare into a regular race is considered just fine. Vodka, a female honse, famously won the Japanese Derby despite being a girl. Horse gender differences aren't quite as major as human gender differences.

WHEN
WHEEEEN

>>714687968
there was a movie? I only watched 2 seasons of the manime

are the movies even based in real life accounts?

>>714687754
Yeah, iirc the ratio is like 70% stallions 30% mares

>>714688412
Yeah, every season and spin-off is based on real life races and real life horses. The movie the other anon is presenting is based on some of the careers of Jungle Pocket, Agnes Tachyon and Manhattan Cafe.

>>714688145
November

>>714688412
>are the movies even based in real life accounts?

all anime is with the exception of Umayon, which is just the chibis being whacky

>>714677441
This is why I've come to respect End Closers taking the long way around the traffic

>>714688536
fine, I'm gonna pirate that movie

Holy shit what a run
15 victories out of 15 runs
She was 1k fans away from becoming a legend
Steamrolled EVERY run, zero retries, not a single race had an Uma being able to even sniff her farts by the finishing line

>>714670246
>love the ojou gorilla archetype
>there are two of them

>>714686996
Anon...your cards...

>>714684485
I haven't watched the movie but in the game, Tachyon stalks the shit out of cafe

>>714688901
BASED AS FUCK.

>>714688901
post her stats already you fuck

>>714688145
coffee is still brewing

>>714686996
>>714687261
What's the solution to this again? I've a similar issue where I get lets say pace chaser skills but my horse is not a pace chaser

what am I suppose to do there?

>>714688901
boing boing boing

>>714688939
Could've been 3 if Deep Impact's owner wasn't a fag

>>714684485
Putting Tachyon into an antagonistic role was meant to reflect how Tachyon was viewed in Japan at the time. That's also why Jungle Pocket had mental health issues as a consequence of Tachyon's dominance. The press were under-mining other horses/jockeys and their accomplishments, races were seen as lesser because Tachyon wasn't in it, there was an air of 'oppression' left in the wake of Tachyon's existence. They're the villain not so much because of their actions, but because even IRL they were so strong that it victimized others to be put in competition against it.

CynGray does the same thing with Super Creek. The narrative of these entries aren't just about the races themselves, but about how the racing community at the time felt about them.

>>714688971
They trained together IRL and spent a decent amount of stable time with each other, thus why they share a hang-out room in the movie and are "friends" in the game.

>>714686957
me too and I love her

>>714689295
Your skills come from the cards you pick and the legacies. It's entirely within your control what skills are available. The auto-select sucks, so you need to start spending a few minutes before starting a career making sure you have the right cards and legacies.

>>714689295
>>714687261
Anon, go to your Support Cards list, click on them, and check the Skills and Events tab, you can see what skills they give and select cards specifically that apply to your current run.
Eishin Flash for example is a Speed Card that only gives Late Surger skills. You might want her for the Speed Stat training, but you won't get any useful skills from her if you're not running Later Surger yourself, so you might be better off with a different Speed card.

>>714689295
The solution is to spend 1k and roll for usable cards

>>714689506
>>714689521
>>714689561
what if I dont have enough golden supports, do silver count?

>>714689697
You spend money and roll for more
>golds
lol lmao

How aerodynamic is your Uma?

>>714690280
which one should we save for?

>>714690280
Is that dicksize?

>>714684214
Elaporade

>>714689183
Her passive ability allowed me to get away with keeping her stam fairly low, especially early game
Gourmand was picked up relatively lategame, Beeline Burst was bought AFTER the run ended, it was the lower tier one during the run

>>714690280
whos number 8

>>714690280
>suzuka and mcqueen are in the same category with toddler looking horses
Damn imagine the flat.

does everyone generally just use the same deck? I swear I only hear mention of Fine Motion and that one other one that you all know what I mean because it's the only 2 anyone talks about.

>>714690280
>Getting outdone by Haru
The state of McQueen and Suzuka

>>714690280
no director?

>>714690559
>only 260 guts
That's possible? I always raise it to 400 or so.

Does Goldshi have any kind of new attire in the future or just what we have now in global?

IIs there a simple guide that shows the flow of how you're meant to play the game? I want thru the grueling tutorial and didn't retain shit because it was too fucking long and boring.
Posting here because some guy told me to

>>714690280
more like Mayamo Top Cun

>>714690746
Gets this dress and a summer swimsuit later

>>714690772
kys

>>714690839
why does this whorse keep physically attacking me

>>714690839
>incredibly seductive approach
>shoulder throws you
golshi… never change…

>>714690280
Does this correlate to the penis sizes of their IRL horses?

>>714690892
she's asserting dominance

>>714690280
89cm to 91cm is the perfect size btw

t. Sex haver

>>714688650
>bigwife bono in october
I hope I'm not burnt out on this game by then

>>714690892
(You) deserve it

>>714690280
>Rob Roy at 89
this nerd was hiding her tits from us…

>>714690892
Because she can and you can't do anything about it

>>714690892
>>714690920
the mares love it
trainer just doesn't get it

>>714690280
the training outfit is really good at hiding some of these, can't believe makitanefukukitaru and winning ticket are that high

>>714691209
good lord the thighs

>Bourbon has a late start
>Career lost because she can't use her ability now
Cyborg my ass

Imagine having an Uma wife, you'd need like a ten pack of energy drinks every time she gets in the mood

What if I slapped your ass instead

Sex with my wife/husband T.M. OPERA O

this highschooler thinks she's a 40 year old mob boss and I'm in love with her

AIEEEE WE'RE LATE SURGING

>>714690892
She is capable of far worse

>>714691410
Horses only last a few minutes, you're probably fine. It might be the one thing you can beat an uma in.

What the fuck is wrong with Teio career? This is before the 2nd summer training. I have like a 10 pace chaser skills and even got the recoveries from the acupuncture.
I've never been able to win this race against mc queen but now I'm even ending up 5-6th for like 4 career runs even when using clocks

>>714690280
3rd last, respectable but could be better

>>714692075
Am I weird for thinking those grandma glasses are hot

>>714692194
Female horses can keep going

PARTY UMA'S IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTTT...!!!

>>714690549
>>714691303

>>714692572
how do I unlock this outfit for races?

>>714692302
No. It's one of her many charm points.

Am I supposed to do the careers for every uma I have first before building a legacy or can I just start working on the same 3 favorites?

>>714692691
Roll her when she comes out.

>>714692161
>Look at me? Look at me okay?
>I am the trainer now.
>Go run laps for me trainer boy while I leer at you from my beach chair.
>If you get upset? I'm taking you to karaoke and then playing a claw machine in front of you.

Do we like hag horses?

>>714692773
what? That's not Super Creek?

>>714693009
It's Maruzensky (Summer)

>>714690839
Thats fucking great. Going to start saving for it NOW

>>714692595
>Ragebaiting over the horse glue meme
Lmao I literally shout at my screen I'm sending Tachyon to the fucking glue factory if she fails a 15% friendship bonus training.

I thought this horse was good but she lost a pvp race
What did I do wrong?

>>714692572
mom's still got it

>>714693243
played the pvp mode

>guides say to ignore guts
>guides say to max friendships first
>half the time I have 3+ friends in guts
do I still train guts for the friendship or pick a more useful stat?

are there any guilds? do we have one?

>>714693243
Were you racing someone better than that?

Why did no one tell me you get two SSR cards simply by reading the main story

>>714693336
your cards are bad, you need to slot speed cards

>>714693329
its mandatory, rewards are carrots

>>714693243
With with B power you can still get boxed in as Pace or lower and lose. Just put her ass in Front.

>>714681207
It got released globally and a lot of normie streamers and Vtubers are grifting from it. Golden Ship is memetic enough to be a normiebait and thanks to the yakuzas the porn of this franchise was always lacking and without enough proliferation. This is basically Limbus Company 2.0, this time with even less porn

>>714693424
bruh it's 5 speed and fine motion they do whatever the fuck they want

>>714693424
>have three speed cards
>have two wit (lol) cards
>all of them go to guts training anyway every turn

DO YOU LIKE.

MY CAR.

MY CAR.

MY CAR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

>>714693403
WHAT
When I clicked the story it force me to race and I had no horses so I dropped the story right there and there.

How much guts and stamina do I want to run Arima Kenen?
Twice already i got fucked by it.

>>714692989
Only if they're 4 feet tall

>>714693473
I have flustered front runners and gourmand, am I not fucking myself by going front here?

>>714693243
plain old RNG, probably got boxed, i've beaten A oguris with my throaway urara and i've lost to B horses with my A speedmaxxed Suzuka

>>714693545
You race in the story? I ignored it cause I thought it was more vn slop

So guts should remain 264-300 MAX
Wits should remain 500-550 MAX

Am I getting this right?

>>714693403
i got the one for the first chapter but i can't beat the last race in chapter 2 yet

>glue glue glue haha glue shotgun she lost glue factory glue shotgun glue
GET A NEW JOKE

>>714693629
Damn I wish I could read

>>714693403
Yeah but the races are hard as fuck. I ain't clearing that shite anytime soon

>>714693708
*busts out ol' reliable* if it ain't broke don't fix it

>>714693708
Please stay in your containment thread buster.

>>714693708
The shitposting thread is the other one, this is a comfy thread.

>>714667079 (OP)
Is this the game that japs are afraid to draw porn of because the girls are based on race horses owned by yakuza gangsters?

>>714693648
wits 400 max

Can I save my 3 * vouchers for any future trainee releases

>>714693960
nope, fixed pool

>>714693708
Anon. Calm down. The uma's in this game and in this anime don't get sent to the glue factory, they live long and happy lives. Yes tragic things happen to rl horses. In fact many of the horses in-game are no longer with us. But their stories have inspired something very fun for us all to enjoy. Jokes have no power on the canon, they cannot harm you nor do you need to concern yourself with them. Your favourite is fine, and they're waiting for you in-game. Please have a nice evening and don't get so worked up over nothing.

>>714693708

might one even go so far as to say that they are beating a certain thing that is already dead?

>>714693639
Yeah, you do a race every 3-4 story chapters
I don't know how hard they're supposed to be, I slapped my best Super Creek and she cleared everything no problem. The focused character gets some bonuses, but I don't have McQueen anyways

>>714693960
I found out that raising a horse from 3* to 4* only gives them a 10+ boost to all stats.
Just pick one you don't have and love.

How are they horses, exactly? Are they like, horses reincarnated as humans? Is it some kinda visual filter thing and they're actually just normal horses? If they are human are they classified as people or animals?

This is very confusing.

>>714693920
What is this based on?

>>714694021
Super Creek hoofs typed this post.

Umamusume reminds me of kemono friends in a lot of ways and it's sad knowing what could have been.

>Global release
>Kentuky Derby collab
Only a metter of time before they get added, will be KINO

Is it too late to join in? I feel like the moment I download this everyone will be so far ahead and will then move on once I get to their level.

>majority of the horses are based on male horses
>make them girls anyway

>>714694194
yeah it's over bro

>>714692203
Watch the replays and see what she's struggling with. (Breaking out at the end, accelerating, etc.)
Also keep in mind that 297 WIT is functionally identical to 250 WIT. Stat checks don't scale linearly but only at fixed points, so plan out what stat you want to train before a big race so that you don't accidentally end up with all stats below a fixed number.

>>714694112
The first five minutes of the game explain this but sure, I'll take the bait. They're humanoids with horse ears and horse tails who have all the speed and power of a normal horse. Their spirits are those of famous horses from our world. Their destinies are those of famous horses from our world. You're not meant to take this to mean 'but wait how does this effect the setting?' It's not that serious. It's a largely humorous racing game where horses that Japanese people like are now cute waifu's that will run for them. That's all.

Finally i got Super creek from rerolling. Also what is this Ogurin copypasta I keep seeing?

>>714694194
>Too far ahead
Bro this game is like 90% a singleplayer experience you're just going to be playing the career mode and if you're insane you can do PVP after like 50 hours of gameplay

>>714694204
this is not a game for gays or furries or gay furries

>>714694148
MINE & KADOKAWA WILL SUFFER FOR THEIR SINS

The japanese truly do love holding up people who keep trying their best even if they know they will fail. Haru Urara, Mumen Rider, KF: they fight on, trying their best in the face of insurmountable odds.

>>714694321
>Stat checks don't scale linearly but only at fixed points,
So only the letter matters?

>>714670408
Yeah but she is also an anal queen

>>714694204
As much as I love cute boys it's better this way. Stallions outnumber mares by a mile.

>>714694204
fuck off gaylord, I dont want to see any men shit

Why does Meijiro Ryan, the largest of her family, not simply consume the other Meijiro?

>>714694538
Love and appreciation for her family.

>>714694112
Umas are only female with. There are no male umas. Umas have enhances stamina and abilities that make them qualified to be runners. There are no horses either in their world. They are aware that umas born are reincarnations of horses of another world. It is revieled in a dream which IRL horse the uma is reincarnated from, and they take that name. It would be silly to name your daughter Special Week.

>>714694490
Answer your door, I know you hear us knocking. We want to discuss your Uma posting.

>>714692203
Everything that isn't front runner wants speed and power to be more even. You are never hitting your top speed with a ratio like that.

>>714690562
From the top? Hishi Amazon

rolling support cards is boring. I hate that it's important. I wanna roll horsies.

how's re-rolling in this game? I want one of the big tiddie horses

So were the mongol army full of uma soldiers?

>>714693960
So I guess I gotta use it. I already have Special Week and Suzuka. Who should I pick, I have no real preference

>>714694575
Thank you for the explanation ESL king.

>>714694194
It's been just over a week, it isn't too late, and also you should do it so you can join the threads and shitpost and complain about the failures and celebrate your victories

>>714694325

Alas, autism makes it hard to enjoy things on a surface level.

>>714694575

>There are no horses either in their world

That just raises more questions!

I'm spending clocks like crazy farming for the special week SSR support card. Is there going to be a way to quickly gain these back at some point or am I fucked once I run out?

>>714694669
>wake up on a chilly steppe morning
>thousands of umas are charging your yurt with bloodlust and destruction in the air

>>714694716
just dont pick rice shower. i did and i regret it

>>714694716
Oguri Cap

>>714694669
Would make sens why they were so unstopable

>>714694716
Oguri Cap is the most well rounded trainee.
Rice Shower is hard mode (really hard to train effectively).
Teio is only slightly easier than Rice.
The others are fine just pick which one you think is the cutest.

>>714694490
ugh i just KNOW she has a fat, smelly donut anus under those pants...

>>714694662
those are weak horses

>retire healthy
>fuck through retirement
goldship is the goat

>>714694669
Probably not. Seemingly only famous horses get reincarnated, which is why the uma population is tiny. Special Week was the only uma in the town she came from. It's plausible that historical horses like Red Hare or Bucephalus were a thing though. We also saw a mural that depicted the existence of a Uma Musume in the times of Ancient Egypt. You could take Happy Meek's existence, and the fact that an rl Happy Meke only happened after the game one, to suggest that horses from the future of our world can make the transfer- But that's just a funny joke to consider.

>>714694716
After Oguri pck he one you like the most

>>714667079 (OP)
So most gachas have an overarching story, a main goal or mystery unraveled through different arcs. What does have?

>>714694148
>its been 6 years since kemurikusa
did tatsuki die?

>>714694413
Exactly. Also a new letter is stronger than a + to the letter. So going from D+ to C, is more meaningful than going from D to D+ for example, even though it's still a difference of 50. WIT skill activation specifically only really improves at 100 points interval. It's something like 30% at 200 WIT and 70% at 300 WIT or I can't remember the exact numbers.

>>714694971
>>714694490
Go be a degenerate somewhere else

>>714694662
Just use your free 3* voucher on Taiki Shuttle dess

>>714694974
i thought the whole point was making your horse stronger through training and stuff

>>714695010
What about historical and mythical heros?
Were the all the knights of the round table umas?

>>714694592
Only wholesome posting here Yakuza-sama!!! Please dont worry

>>714694971
They all do... imagine...

>>714695136
Arthur's horse (can't remember it's name right now) may have transferred into the world of Uma Musume and became a horse girl hero. The round table itself would still be humans.

What a card

>>714694762
i don't use any clocks while farming event points, haru and bakushin win almost every race.

>>714694827
>>714694856
>>714694929
>>714695063
Okay Oguri cap it is

yatta

>>714695085
The hard cap on Wit seems to 650 for 100% RNG skill procs. Keep in mind racing in a style other than A can give you a wit debuff or S which gives you a wit buff.

>>714694827
>>714694929
i don't know how you guys are training your rice, but i've never had trouble with her up until the final goal

>>714695332
Cute family.

>>714695337
Urara victory supreme!!

>>714695096
Why are you so mean anon?

>>714695379
good for you

>>714695234
But they were knights
What did they ride (during the day)

>>714695419
She's enjoying a carrot in this picture btw.

>>714695010
>You could take Happy Meek's existence, and the fact that an rl Happy Meke only happened after the game one, to suggest that horses from the future of our world can make the transfer
You don't have to take Happy Meek to consider that, Gold Ship is still alive after all. If the game really keeps to their "horses get reincarnated there when they die" thing, then Gold Ship can only really come from the future.

does tachyon kinda suck? didn't even manage to win her debut race and only barely scraped a maiden race win

>>714694112
Shut the fuck up tripfag

>>714695449
Donkey's probably.

>>714695379
>never had trouble with her up until the final goal
That's the thing. Once I got some good veteran legacies built up and great support cards, it's a free walk to the UFA qualifiers. It's a struggle just to get Rice there in the first place even with all my available resources.

which umas have canonically fuc- I mean sired together?

>>714695506
Depends how you're building her + what legacies you're putting on her. I've never had issues using her.

>>714694575
>"Dear Guinee-Pig, I come to you with a startling discovery!"
>"Something barely researched is our link to this other world, where our spirits are supposedly "re-incarnated" from."
>"I've come to the realization that many of us were in fact men! However, in this world we're all for some reason women. Yet, we maintain certain masculine tendencies that I've observed. Such as more tomboyish natures, names, tendency to wear more masculine clothes, and finally... The fact that our right ear often holds an accessory, rather than the women, who have a left ear accessory."
>"That's right, dear trainer! I, the incredibly attractive Tachyon, was in fact a man! I suppose it should've been relatively obvious for Ryan and Brian though."
>"Oh, another thing! I apparently fathered McQueen! That's right, she's my son! The spirit of my son, in a body that's somehow older than me!"
>"Trainer, why are you looking at me like I'm crazy? I'm right! I even discovered that Gold Ship sired a bajillion horses- GET THAT STRAIGHT JACKET AWAY FROM ME!"

>>714695667
All the known umas, even those related to eachother, seem to only be cousins at most

>>714695667
Mejiro Ramonu with Symboli Rudolf, Mejiro Ryan, El Condor Pasa, Tanino Gimlet, and many other horses.

Special Week with Mejiro Dober.

Nishino Flower with Seiun Sky, Agnes Tachyon and Taiki Shuttle

Kitasan Black and Duramente have both fucked Sweep Tosho

There's more but that's just some off the top of my head.

>>714695667
In game? The ones that want to "sire" together are Scarlet and Vodka. It's mostly just Scarlet being a desperate horny lesbian and Vodka not giving a fuck though.

>>714695767
That's not quite true. Cheval Grand has her sisters, and some of the Mejiro's are siblings.

>>714695937
nice headcanon

>Vodka gets low mood two days in a row because she realizes she wants to be girly but can't bring herself to be girly
Goddamn it Tomboy, get your shit together.

>>714695701
yeah, seems i was just overreacting. her first two races worried me.

>Symboli Rudolf used to bully his mother, Sweet Luna
>Whenever he did, his grand-father Speed Symboli would come beat the shit out of him

CHAD.

>>714694509
>he says as jacks of to the female but actually male horse

stay in your containment board
>>>/trash/

Is there any roadmap about releasing new characters or are the ones in the game the only ones we get? I havent watched the anime or anything

>>714696694
>>714688650

>>714696694
you can look at the upcoming characters here
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

>>714696525
So do any of them ever acknowledge that they are brothers, sisters, or parents?

If Creek doesn't win this race its over for her due to lack of fans. Dumb whore you better win

cute

>>714696774
Some of them are friends or have cute interactions with each other.

>>714696525
wait a second, the director is a horse?

>>714696525
Wtf director???

>>714696774
The Mejiro's acknowledge siblings, so do the Satono's. Outside of that, they'll hint at it (Kitasan saying Bakushin, his grand-father, feels familiar or Agnes Tachyon always doting on his daughter Daiwa Scarlet). But they'll never go so far as to infer that one of the waifu's has had a kid.

>>714696606
>Voice Actor: Miyuki Sawashiro

>>714696882
>>714696912
She's very shamelessly just Northern Taste. Same with Tazuna secretly being Tokino Minoru. It's easier to realize if you're into horse racing but the game does little to hide it.

>>714696761
>>714696769
cheers boys

>>714697083
damn i thought that event where the MC attempts to scout tazuna was only a joke

>>714696525
Why isn't Duramente connected with Sweep Tosho? Is Kitasan trying to hide the kekery? Not on my watch.

watching the story events because somebody said you can get free cards form it and damn mcqueen has really wet eyes huh

>>714697201
She DECEIVED you.

any visual cues about running low on endurance mid race?

>>714685198
nigger do you know what a war dog is
they were used all throughout late antiquity and the early middle ages
absolute retard that you are

So, how many do you own?

>>714697347
that's it. i'm going to get this woman to show me her ears if it's the last thing i do!

>>714697391
no lol

>every uma starts with exactly 1 fan
>it took me until just now to figure out that fan is (You)

>>714697828
Why is the game like this?

>>714695258
Best welfare card in the game 4 years running

>>714696774
Very rarely, but they'll interact if they're directly related, such as Gold Ship picking on her grandma