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7/2/2025, 1:52:29 PM
There's no one left to resist my tyranny. You have lost.
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7/1/2025, 7:09:36 AM
I work for the talent agency that represents Asmongold.
And I hear a lot of you asking why Zack lives the way he does given all the money he makes.
The answer is simple:
We told him he must.
Zack is not allowed to work out.
Zack is not allowed to clean up.
Zack is not allowed to have a girlfriend (that you know about).
Zack must be relatable to the lowest common denominator.
You.
And that’s why we promote him here.
We curate content for him to watch and react to, all of it is screened before hand, and we moderate his audience and insert comments for him to “pull up” and discipline.
It’s all an act, you see.
And the only reason I say this is because none of you will believe me.
And I hear a lot of you asking why Zack lives the way he does given all the money he makes.
The answer is simple:
We told him he must.
Zack is not allowed to work out.
Zack is not allowed to clean up.
Zack is not allowed to have a girlfriend (that you know about).
Zack must be relatable to the lowest common denominator.
You.
And that’s why we promote him here.
We curate content for him to watch and react to, all of it is screened before hand, and we moderate his audience and insert comments for him to “pull up” and discipline.
It’s all an act, you see.
And the only reason I say this is because none of you will believe me.
6/30/2025, 5:26:16 AM
>>509093906
Hey babe, this is Asmongold, world famous e-celebrity. I can help you, so listen to me closely: Tits or gtfo.
Hey babe, this is Asmongold, world famous e-celebrity. I can help you, so listen to me closely: Tits or gtfo.
6/26/2025, 4:10:25 PM
>>528897406
Once again Revenant carries while the useless Recluse purples. It's just the way it is man.
Once again Revenant carries while the useless Recluse purples. It's just the way it is man.
6/25/2025, 2:04:58 PM
>>528757857
I always check the steam profiles of the other two players to make sure I'm not playing with anyone from a shitter country like Vietnam or Singapore. If I am, I immediately quit. I'll also quit if the team setup isn't optimal. I try to quit while sprinting to make them think I disconnected so they'll stay in the game wasting time.
I always check the steam profiles of the other two players to make sure I'm not playing with anyone from a shitter country like Vietnam or Singapore. If I am, I immediately quit. I'll also quit if the team setup isn't optimal. I try to quit while sprinting to make them think I disconnected so they'll stay in the game wasting time.
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