>AEW: In Your House
>It's literally a 2 week residency in my living room

/pw/ roster changes for Summer

IN:
El Grande Americano
The Ribmaster (welcome back)
>amateur disengaging (name will change per opponent)
Planet Retard

OUT:
Still Vince ('fraid so)
Still Tony ('fraid so)
Mr. America
Cope

NEW GIMMICKS:
CENAWINSLOL is now Last Match John
CM Phil is now BloodMoney Phil
Gotta Love the Codester! is now Cody Raheem Rhodes

MEDALS:
KWAB (Gold) (Captain)
Jannetty (Gold)
The Undercarder (Silver)
Last Match John (Silver)

>Dead Morgan

>>18159859
Anon you should've saved this for the wrestling lingo shitpost thread

>crowd starts chanting my full name, home address, and social security number

>Destroy-A-Wrestler (DAW)

>Ray Felix

>TLC match
>win by sticking to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to

>be me
>doing an outlaw indie mudshow
>tell the other fag I ain't taking his mexican destroyer on a ladder or other retard spots
>gotta get my shit in bro
I shoot punched him in the dick as hard as I could in the middle of the match. Is there a better way of handling this or is dick punching really the best option?