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7/25/2025, 10:47:07 PM
How do you usually handle it if the person your dating messes up and says I Love you way too early?
Man it seems like something always fucks up. I swear things were going great, I almost had everything under control with the current chick I'm dating! Man she seems like a cool girl that generally knows how things work, but we're literally on only our 3rd date last weekend and she tells me she loves me. Fucking how? She literally doesn't even know my last name! She knows almost nothing about me besides how we are vibing together so far.
So I was trying to explain to her the facts of the situation, that it's way too early, we aren't even in a formal relationship yet. Things are going well, but there is no way she can already be in love with me, that she is ascribing emotions incorrectly and she needs to take a step back in her process and realize that it is not even remotely possible yet for her to be in love with me. She doesn't know all my quirks, what I'm like at home, what I mostly do with my free time, barely even knows what I do for work. I had to tell her how she was being incredibly naive. I'm explaining these things to her logically and rationally and she is just getting more and more upset. Like I'm the bad guy now for trying to help you set realistic expectations? I just don't know what I'm supposed to do here when I'm trying to walk back her bad read of her feelings. I'm legit trying to help her.
Man it seems like something always fucks up. I swear things were going great, I almost had everything under control with the current chick I'm dating! Man she seems like a cool girl that generally knows how things work, but we're literally on only our 3rd date last weekend and she tells me she loves me. Fucking how? She literally doesn't even know my last name! She knows almost nothing about me besides how we are vibing together so far.
So I was trying to explain to her the facts of the situation, that it's way too early, we aren't even in a formal relationship yet. Things are going well, but there is no way she can already be in love with me, that she is ascribing emotions incorrectly and she needs to take a step back in her process and realize that it is not even remotely possible yet for her to be in love with me. She doesn't know all my quirks, what I'm like at home, what I mostly do with my free time, barely even knows what I do for work. I had to tell her how she was being incredibly naive. I'm explaining these things to her logically and rationally and she is just getting more and more upset. Like I'm the bad guy now for trying to help you set realistic expectations? I just don't know what I'm supposed to do here when I'm trying to walk back her bad read of her feelings. I'm legit trying to help her.
7/2/2025, 5:26:41 AM
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It could be worse OP! It could be Fucking worse! You might have got stuck watching this Bullshit!
>Exposition Dump
>Fade out
>Fade back in
>Oh yes. I forgot to tell you
>Additional exposition dump
>Roll opening credits
>Additional "Secret Guild Report" exposition dump
At this point I'm fucking checked out of this movie. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Seriously? Get to the freaking movie you motherfuckers! Who does this Lynch dude even think he is? Then some fucking Giant Slug thing with hands and feet starts talking about 2 more planets. Fucking Ix and how they have better machines than some other planet Richese. None of that was in the exposition dumps! You've already thrown fucking 6 planets and 5 factions at us and the movie barely even fucking started!
I see now why the critics call the source material “notoriously impenetrable” and why book readers who have managed to digest it often settle into a palpable smugness over that achievement.
And they are saying how much of the story is devoted to sci-fi bureaucracy. Which elites have import/export rights in which provinces? What are the specific bylaws governing a leadership transition? If someone wants to lodge a complaint, which regulatory body must they contact?
Like hella come on man! I didn't fucking sign up to play a session of fucking Twilight Imperium! I just wanted to sit back and watcha comfy movie and now I'm upset and came here to rant about it because it is not going to fucking happen! You told me Lynch Dune was fucking kino, you motherfuckers you! Is there a way to watch this without the massive exposition dumps? Also please no smug BookBros takes. We get it, you have a grasp on one of the most difficult Sci-Fi stories of all time. Don't want to hear it anymore.
It could be worse OP! It could be Fucking worse! You might have got stuck watching this Bullshit!
>Exposition Dump
>Fade out
>Fade back in
>Oh yes. I forgot to tell you
>Additional exposition dump
>Roll opening credits
>Additional "Secret Guild Report" exposition dump
At this point I'm fucking checked out of this movie. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Seriously? Get to the freaking movie you motherfuckers! Who does this Lynch dude even think he is? Then some fucking Giant Slug thing with hands and feet starts talking about 2 more planets. Fucking Ix and how they have better machines than some other planet Richese. None of that was in the exposition dumps! You've already thrown fucking 6 planets and 5 factions at us and the movie barely even fucking started!
I see now why the critics call the source material “notoriously impenetrable” and why book readers who have managed to digest it often settle into a palpable smugness over that achievement.
And they are saying how much of the story is devoted to sci-fi bureaucracy. Which elites have import/export rights in which provinces? What are the specific bylaws governing a leadership transition? If someone wants to lodge a complaint, which regulatory body must they contact?
Like hella come on man! I didn't fucking sign up to play a session of fucking Twilight Imperium! I just wanted to sit back and watcha comfy movie and now I'm upset and came here to rant about it because it is not going to fucking happen! You told me Lynch Dune was fucking kino, you motherfuckers you! Is there a way to watch this without the massive exposition dumps? Also please no smug BookBros takes. We get it, you have a grasp on one of the most difficult Sci-Fi stories of all time. Don't want to hear it anymore.
6/24/2025, 1:30:28 AM
How difficult is it to make your Ex an FWB after they just came out of a failed marriage?
I warned her this would turn out badly when she first start seeing her loser Ex-husband. Not just me, but many of her friends told her the same thing. He was ex-military, had PTSD and some other fucked up mental issues. She thought she could fix him I'm sure. So anyways fast forward like 3 years later and they are divorced. Her career has been taking off but he is out of work and she is paying him over 30% of her income to him now Kek! He moved back to the redneck area of California where he grew up and is I'm sure living pretty comfortably on her Bay Area income. She is doing ok but she just has a simple 1 bedroom apartment because that is all she can afford with her student loans and other expenses.
So anyways back to my original point, I know she is hating men right now and is no way interested in any relationship, but she was always highly sexual and I'm sure her confidence has taken a hit and she is missing dick from what one of her friends told me. So what's the best way to slide back in and make her my fuckbuddy? She was always an amazing fuck! Damn good cocksucker too!
I warned her this would turn out badly when she first start seeing her loser Ex-husband. Not just me, but many of her friends told her the same thing. He was ex-military, had PTSD and some other fucked up mental issues. She thought she could fix him I'm sure. So anyways fast forward like 3 years later and they are divorced. Her career has been taking off but he is out of work and she is paying him over 30% of her income to him now Kek! He moved back to the redneck area of California where he grew up and is I'm sure living pretty comfortably on her Bay Area income. She is doing ok but she just has a simple 1 bedroom apartment because that is all she can afford with her student loans and other expenses.
So anyways back to my original point, I know she is hating men right now and is no way interested in any relationship, but she was always highly sexual and I'm sure her confidence has taken a hit and she is missing dick from what one of her friends told me. So what's the best way to slide back in and make her my fuckbuddy? She was always an amazing fuck! Damn good cocksucker too!
6/23/2025, 3:12:57 AM
>Exposition Dump
>Fade out
>Fade back in
>Oh yes. I forgot to tell you
>Additional exposition dump
>Roll opening credits
>Additional "Secret Guild Report" exposition dump
At this point I'm fucking checked out of this movie. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Seriously? Get to the freaking movie you motherfuckers! Who does this Lynch dude even think he is? Then some fucking Giant Slug thing with hands and feet starts talking about 2 more planets. Fucking Ix and how they have better machines than some other planet Richese. None of that was in the exposition dumps! You've already thrown fucking 6 planets and 5 factions at us and the movie barely even fucking started!
I see now why the critics call the source material “notoriously impenetrable” and why book readers who have managed to digest it often settle into a palpable smugness over that achievement.
And they are saying how much of the story is devoted to sci-fi bureaucracy. Which elites have import/export rights in which provinces? What are the specific bylaws governing a leadership transition? If someone wants to lodge a complaint, which regulatory body must they contact?
Like hella come on man! I didn't fucking sign up to play a session of fucking Twilight Imperium! I just wanted to sit back and watcha comfy movie and now I'm upset and came here to rant about it because it is not going to fucking happen! You told me Lynch Dune was fucking kino, you motherfuckers you! Is there a way to watch this without the massive exposition dumps? Also please no smug BookBros takes. We get it, you have a grasp on one of the most difficult Sci-Fi stories of all time. Don't want to hear it anymore.
>Fade out
>Fade back in
>Oh yes. I forgot to tell you
>Additional exposition dump
>Roll opening credits
>Additional "Secret Guild Report" exposition dump
At this point I'm fucking checked out of this movie. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Seriously? Get to the freaking movie you motherfuckers! Who does this Lynch dude even think he is? Then some fucking Giant Slug thing with hands and feet starts talking about 2 more planets. Fucking Ix and how they have better machines than some other planet Richese. None of that was in the exposition dumps! You've already thrown fucking 6 planets and 5 factions at us and the movie barely even fucking started!
I see now why the critics call the source material “notoriously impenetrable” and why book readers who have managed to digest it often settle into a palpable smugness over that achievement.
And they are saying how much of the story is devoted to sci-fi bureaucracy. Which elites have import/export rights in which provinces? What are the specific bylaws governing a leadership transition? If someone wants to lodge a complaint, which regulatory body must they contact?
Like hella come on man! I didn't fucking sign up to play a session of fucking Twilight Imperium! I just wanted to sit back and watcha comfy movie and now I'm upset and came here to rant about it because it is not going to fucking happen! You told me Lynch Dune was fucking kino, you motherfuckers you! Is there a way to watch this without the massive exposition dumps? Also please no smug BookBros takes. We get it, you have a grasp on one of the most difficult Sci-Fi stories of all time. Don't want to hear it anymore.
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