>>510777400
>I hate living in the greatest state the world has ever seen.
How does that work out for you?

good eve, frens. exigent and blurry circumstances demand my attention tonight. i hope all frens are well and i invite all of you to observe the impending lack of focus

>>531377682
No more room for coom on the modern internet. Every nsfw artist gets coomers remorse and ragequits at some point. Nobody wants to get doxed and raped by sharteens and kiwitroons anymore. Coom is bad for you anyways. We're faustian tradcath nofap antinatalist chads here.

>>715093318
None because I'm not a woman

>>509741863
i'm all in favor of this sort of ban. this is also nowhere close to cucking. the cuck is the person paying for this shit.

>>509365921
not me, herald
post 1/2, lost in esoteric tomboyism

>>509184015
that same disclosure also taught you how to flipcock a winchester 1887 and how to phreak an atm with a palmpilot but i dont see you doing those.

>>509095586
sorry to hear that, fren
>>509095598
>it's like russian roulette but scorpions on your balls
DIDI MAO
>oh damn, that's a good problem to have though. just bang out some more reps before bed and you'll be set. bet.
youre not wrong but i cant go to bed after reps and expect to sleep
>take your time, take your time... I need an answer in the next 10 minutes, but take your time
jokes on you, im considering fucking off because fuck posting my tys in a new bread when we hit 300 at 00:00:00

>>21432969
i am the king of this shit. growing up i would call them "broke nigga delights".

broke nigga nachos:
lay saltine crackers flat on a plate (or doritos if it's the 1st of the month)
fold imitation cheese in half until it is a bunch of squares and spread evenly throughout the top of the saltines, this can be layered many times.
microwave until imitation cheese gets warm (it does not melt)


idk what to call this 1:
put frozen chicken patties in the toaster until cooked and crispy
use chicken patties as bun replacement
put cheese or condiments in between

quick rib stir fry
get some packet rice and cook that shit
put it in the hot pan after it is done cooking in the microwave
microwave some quick ribs and cut them into small pieces and then stir fry with the rice

food basket thursday:
avoid the pastries. they always have mold on them. the bread usually does too.

>>21427416
brother it is a giant hot cast iron rectangle. you can make anything the heart desires. you now have the freedom to cook without restriction.

>>508686363
>Unpatrolled women were having sex carelessly.
SHOCKER! Unheard of!

hi. going to be light on the posting tonight so just tell me if i should care about whatever happened. been busy with fuckwittery and tomboys

the tomboys are relatively quiet tonight
time to shitpost until i say something i cant take back

>>507550949
>can you expand on that
really would rather not, it only encourages more blur and even i have a theoretical limit (i dont, im just being a pussy ass bitch with too much bitch in him)
>pakistan threatened to nuke israel on iran's behalf lol, looks like things are getting too spicy for the pepper
francine deserved better
i hope your gainz have been gainful
>>507550998
based

What is a solodev?

hello frens, my tomboy mechanic shop has a small but very loyal clientele so ive been very busy. my first mistake was not specifying that i wanted to hire an all tomboy mechanic crew because im not immune to that look and neither are you, but instead i accidentallyd into working on busted tomboys. i called my guy about it and he said restructuring would be “a fuck”, so im stuck with this for a while
anyway, tell me all of the funnies that happened today. “no kings” was extremely organic so i expect it really is over this time

I could've afforded a house in the 90s so it's already better than now