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7/21/2025, 11:19:52 PM
what the hell is happening in this thread
7/7/2025, 8:31:32 PM
6/18/2025, 8:13:06 PM
>"Up next is the 33rd Infernal Medic Division 'Zaharkhel', or 'Blood’s Shadow'! These demonic healers use dark magic and medicines to keep Hell’s forces fighting; they also make terrific stills for alcohol! Their emblem, a flaming caduceus, reminds us that they're not just doctors; they're messengers. The message, of course, is that healing and hurting come as a package deal with this division."
>"And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for! Put those left arms up in salute for our queen's honor guard, 39th Infernal Division 'Lûzikhûn', or 'Lucifer'! These grim-looking gals are Lucifer’s personal guard and elite strike force, tasked with protecting her and carrying out her most critical missions. Naturally, their emblem is Lucifer's sigil, representing Lucifer’s divine radiance and power. Geez, do I really have to say all that? Uh, anyways...the motto's 'Zu Lûzikhûn, zu Zâramel!' That's 'For Lucifer, for Glory!'"
>Suddenly, a rumbling came from the parade grounds, right at the end of it
>"What the...Abby, what's happenin' figure it... what the heck do ya mean Astaroth's got some kinda tank?! Are we...X-95 gave you a...aw hell, just read it!"
>Lucifer and Beelzebub are absolutely giddy, practically bouncing in her seat
>Everyone else is gasping or staring in shock
>All except Sathanas, Mammon, Abaddon, and Belphegor
>They met this terror tank before; Astaroth tried to use them for target practice
>Sathanas spews fire out her nose as she sneers at it
>"The Battlestation. Damned tinker toy."
>Justice clears her throat and continues on
>"Apparently Astaroth's got some kinda prototype tank. We've, we've been given a script here, Judgment's gonna read it to me now."
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>"And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for! Put those left arms up in salute for our queen's honor guard, 39th Infernal Division 'Lûzikhûn', or 'Lucifer'! These grim-looking gals are Lucifer’s personal guard and elite strike force, tasked with protecting her and carrying out her most critical missions. Naturally, their emblem is Lucifer's sigil, representing Lucifer’s divine radiance and power. Geez, do I really have to say all that? Uh, anyways...the motto's 'Zu Lûzikhûn, zu Zâramel!' That's 'For Lucifer, for Glory!'"
>Suddenly, a rumbling came from the parade grounds, right at the end of it
>"What the...Abby, what's happenin' figure it... what the heck do ya mean Astaroth's got some kinda tank?! Are we...X-95 gave you a...aw hell, just read it!"
>Lucifer and Beelzebub are absolutely giddy, practically bouncing in her seat
>Everyone else is gasping or staring in shock
>All except Sathanas, Mammon, Abaddon, and Belphegor
>They met this terror tank before; Astaroth tried to use them for target practice
>Sathanas spews fire out her nose as she sneers at it
>"The Battlestation. Damned tinker toy."
>Justice clears her throat and continues on
>"Apparently Astaroth's got some kinda prototype tank. We've, we've been given a script here, Judgment's gonna read it to me now."
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