Fact is Bowser does not have something as fun as fakeout Kredits. That's such a fun gimmick it was still funny in Bonanza.

>>715067794
they feel like races are HOYPE
the problem is they want to make the worst games races, see nobody fucking watches runs of the bouncer, nobody knows this run, nobody knows shit about this game so a race is absolutely lost on an audience because THE AUDIENCE DOES NOT KNOW THE RULES

IT WORKS FOR MARIO OR METROID BECAUSE YOU'VE SEEN THE RUNS OVER 9000 TIMES BEFORE, SO YOU DON'T NEED TO FOCUS ON ANY SPECIFIC RUN, YOU KNOW THE TRICKS, YOU KNOW THE SECRETS, YOU CAN TAKE IN THE RACE BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING ALREADY

BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE RUN

IT'S FUCKING MEANINGLESS AND YOU'RE LEFT TRYING TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION OF THE RUN ACROSS MULTIPLE FUCKING SCREENS AND IT ALL BECOMES A COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW MESS

HOW DO THESE STONE COLD RETARDS NOT UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THIS FUCKING BASIC

>>714614495
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/_91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f/page/100/
>100+ pages of this trash
>from this year alone

>>149089608
>comparing a literal decade of buildup to a format that shits out new romance angles every episode
I say this as someone who thinks Marionette and Glimglam are an interesting dynamic.