Thread 715067087

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Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
Last: >>715060257

*slaps OP*

Migged

SLAPPED

>couch begging the runner to stop with the poor jokes

Oh he's banned

THE BOUNCER™

Migged in with the intent to slap!

we peaked it's all downhill from here, TRANS ROIGHTS HOYYYYP

rig after mating

based fur-chads winning once again

>people usually not a fan of juho
>comes along with the run of the marathon
Good shit.

migging

>>715067206
*SLAPS*
shut up

migged

>>715067232
lol the state of /v/

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8bngJT2Wck

Why doesn't he go to this event anymore?

>>715067225
We'll never get to see it for the second time again either.

> All those S+ ratings
Is this going to be the best run of this GDQ?

>>715067206
You know they are going to crank that shit up WAY further after an actual fun run. Expect some bullshit tweet from spikevegeta about how "some people thought it was fun, but I wasn't one"

What an unexpected kino.
It's for moments like this I still check these events.

>>715067209
>tfw I will never rig

powerful run

>woke up about an hour ago
>was going to go run some errands but decided to check stream real quick
>got to experience that blessed run live
glad i didn't miss the only good run this marathon

Yo just came back from the store what did i miss

>>715067302
buddy we love furries here

imagine if every runner cared more about delivering a great show than about being invited back

>>715067313
absolutely, get ready for the next couple hours being people asking "WAIT WHAT DID I MISS"

Both game and runner are absolutely shadowbanned

>>715067321
>Expect some bullshit tweet from spikevegeta about how "some people thought it was fun, but I wasn't one"
I'm sure this is coming

>>715067313
We've hit the peak, the rest of the schedule is fucking grim

BLOODY BITCH BASTARD

>>715067087 (OP)
HOW CAN SHE MIG

>>715067302
didnt you see the sign on the door when you came in?

>>715067310
>that time he quickly tabbed to his discord window with him saying Nigger in private
i don't think he's coming back so soon

>>715067313
It's the best run of nu-GDQ, period. Ecker should give it a special color in the chart, rose-colored or gold.

>>715067232
ohnonono how will /v/ ever recover from this?

>>715067420
How the hell did this make it past the GDQ screening process?

>>715067396
try "the rest of the week", there's a reason why GDQs around here are known as the board tourists' honeypot

They can't ignore it because the Yeti is financially backing it lmao.

>He isn't slapping poors right now
lmao

AHHHHH WHY ARE THE ADS STILL GETTING THROUGH ALL OF A SUDDEN

I might buy that game

>>715067420
kek he did it, he really did it and got away with it

>>715067491
I'm so glad they don't actually screen anything apparently

>>715067420
>I AM NOT THE FUCKING
>YOU ARE THE FUCKING
>shits out the window

migged

>>715067420
lmao slap that bitch

trans rights

>cringe Gackt wannabe fashion shit rpg
>Phantom Hourglass instead of goated Spirit Tracks
It's over.

>>715067232
Based taste.

>>715067420
>four arms
>those head movements
Legitimately hilarious

>>715067310
Banned due to being to much of an alpha male.

>>715067420
>Jeet slapping action

And that's a buy from me

FEMALE WOMAN

Anyone actually played this? Kinda wanna try it out.

This was my first PS2 game.... take me back

MOMMY

>race
how do they still not understand how dumb these are

>>715067501
I was just thinking about this- there's no way this game wasn't seen and approved by multiple levels of people, its a miracle we got this run- like they KNEW it was about beating up women.

King of Zimbabwe chads, where we at??

>>715067659
It's pretty fun, but it's a lot harder than that run made it seem.

oh no time for massive whiplash

Code Lyoko forehead tho

>>715067679
Races can be good. Just wait for the Super Metroid one later.

>>715067679
Not a race, just coop it appears

>>715067402
Uhm, yikes. Do better, man, c'mon.

Thanks whoever mentioned bigbadgameathon, gonna check it out

>>715067659
you literally just saw the entire game, it's japanese meme games, theres nothing more

>>715067710
LIVE AMMUNITION

>filename TRANSRIGHTS in the lead
I genuinely cannot fathom a group of people more obnoxious than these ones
Diagnosed narcissists aren't nearly as narcissistic, how is that even possible

I hate races too, I never know which screen to look at and it's annoying to watch.

>fun times are over
>back to tranny times

>>715067693
Not only this but the quadruple maid cosplay

>>715067712
I remember playing the original flash version, and it took me a while to beat.
And then years later I played La-Mulana, and was amused when I found out they made Rose and Camellia.

please clap

>>715067783
technically there's the la-mulana DLC. You saw a bit of it before the run started, but I guess that scenario doesn't make as much sense if you haven't played LM.

>>715067805
>>715063865

>>715067857
>pink puff queen
dare I ask?

so this is like fighting force?

>>715067901
Well I've been ready to appreciate the good times for years now

Fuck I misses the kino woman slapping game

Post webms so i can cope

>>715067857
she seems kinda quirk chungus but she's cute in a homely kind of way

Does the audience ever fill out or is it always nearly empty?

>>715067805
YOU WILL RESPECT TRANNIES AND THEIR PRONOUNS

>>715067087 (OP)
I'm in

>>715067780
nah it is a race, they're just all playing different characters

Asuka has historically been annoying AF. Gonna bounce myself from this run

>>715067715
Well now I know there's Rose & Camellia art, time to search.

Nicole was on a TBS show called King of the Nerds/King of Zimbabwe a long time ago and she used to shitpost on /tv/ in the watch threads after every episode aired

>>715067945
you could do even better than webms, you could watch the vod and see it for yourself

>>715067910
>ASM and Dogwater ahead of us

yah i think im gonna bounce

Oscar is pretty hot, any Onlyfans or whatever?

>>715067997
Anon stop

DAURAGON C. MIKADO
vs

>>715068001
Wasn't she on The Tester with Egoraptor too or am I misremembering

>>715067794
they feel like races are HOYPE
the problem is they want to make the worst games races, see nobody fucking watches runs of the bouncer, nobody knows this run, nobody knows shit about this game so a race is absolutely lost on an audience because THE AUDIENCE DOES NOT KNOW THE RULES

IT WORKS FOR MARIO OR METROID BECAUSE YOU'VE SEEN THE RUNS OVER 9000 TIMES BEFORE, SO YOU DON'T NEED TO FOCUS ON ANY SPECIFIC RUN, YOU KNOW THE TRICKS, YOU KNOW THE SECRETS, YOU CAN TAKE IN THE RACE BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING ALREADY

BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE RUN

IT'S FUCKING MEANINGLESS AND YOU'RE LEFT TRYING TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION OF THE RUN ACROSS MULTIPLE FUCKING SCREENS AND IT ALL BECOMES A COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW MESS

HOW DO THESE STONE COLD RETARDS NOT UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THIS FUCKING BASIC

>>715067970
it gets like 80% full during primetime runs or when a well known runner is going. like it was pretty packed for odyssey yesterday. it's like 10 AM at the venue right now most people are having a lazy morning rather than watching this

>>715068001
Who?

>>715067945
>He doesn't know what we do with poor people
for shame

wtf there's a Fate Morgana version too.
https://vndb.org/v18991

>>715067313
I was lucky enough to wake up right as the run started

>>715067491
I feel like they have an unspoken agreement to let one of these games that doesnt perfectly align with their ideals every year. How do you think Rocko's Quest made it thru?

>>715068029
God I can't fucking wait, those aussies can put on a show

> asuka
Yeah time to bounce, see you later brehs

>>715068097
Cuphead race was pretty good for that reason, it's a game that's pretty intuitive to understand

>>715068153
What was so bad about Rocko's Quest?

>>715068164
looks like a fucking steam loco

>race
doesnt this game support multitap coop?

Normally when they play an indie game I don’t know it’s some boring meme game like skate horse or that windows xp platformer. That slap game will be the highlight of the marathon, though.

>>715068243
Implied rape scene at the end. Such a shame it was an online run.

>>715068134
oh?

this is lame

>>715068243
I only caught the ending because I missed the start, but it ends with implied rape. I think they also removed it from their youtube vod channel.

>>715068085
Yeah, she was

>>715068097
seems likely

>>715068097
even better when they do the race of some game you don't know that well and it's some randomizer shit on top of that

I don't know what the fuck is going on right now. If you have to put on a race for an obscure beatem-up game, then limit it to at least 2 PLAYERS so I can fucking see the screen holy shit.

>>715068338
speaking of, someone might want to save the rose and camelia run before it gets scrubbed

>>715068243
Ends with the mc knocking out a woman, dragging her into a cave and the cave shaking as he rapes her probably

>>715068276
>That was the highlight
oof, only one I watched more than 5 mins of and it was literally just a glorified simon says session with only 1 button

since when do these show audio

>>715068401
Uhm it's like, a race

I don't know what's going on either kek

>>715068485
since some years back?

>>715068401
the screens are super dark too, cant see shit

>>715068485
staff runs get special treatment
bogdanoff's pokemon run yesterday had alternate camera angles for when the couch was speaking

>>715068485
since forever dude

>>715068198
YEAH THAT TOO, SOMETHING LIKE A PLATFORMER OR SHOOTER IS JUST EASIER TO FOLLOW THAN SOME SHIT LIKE THIS

like for fuck's sake how hard is it to understand that when you have multiple flows of information at the same time you want the viewer to be able to process them easier?

you do that by having
1. games people already know or
2. games that are naturally easy to follow

OF COURSE IT ALSO HELPS IF THEY'RE FUCKING INTERESTING IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE I'D HAVE CHECKED OUT OF THIS ONE ALREADY EVEN IF IT WAS SOLO

Trans rights!

>>715068097
There are race formats that work better than others for this, but they usually don't get used.

There's one format where they all have to complete their first run to set a time and then they can start over as many times as they like to get a better time, it only works for relatively short runs but even on something as boring as Minecraft it proved to make it interesting by letting you see how the run goes when it's good, how it goes when it's bad and you saw constant lead changes and fights to take/hold it.

>>715068556
>>715068532
huh, I never noticed it. I think it harder to see in the smaller layout

>>715067313
yes, most of the stuff i've seen this marathon has been dogshit. even the couple runs that have gotten As had their rating inflated because they were watchable rather than "good". we're not topping what we just saw at nu-GDQ, and I expect that game to be added to the ban-list before this marathon is even over

there's a bunch of what?

>>715068569
But everyone understands indie roguelike soulslike deck game randomiser races

can they copy the horror block runners and turn the gamma way up so I can see what the fuck is happening

>>715068606
Yeah, break the record is neat

>>715068432
>oof

I feel like this didnt need to be a race

>>715068394
randomizers are good games to race but they are NOT GOOD games to race FOR AN AUDIENCE

because every player will instantly shoot off in different directions and now the audience doesn't know who's ahead anymore and THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT
OF
A
RACE

AGAIN I AM BAFFLED BY THE SHEER LEVELS OF STUPIDITY THESE ORGANIZERS HAVE SHOWN ME THAT I NEVER FATHOMED COULD FUCKING EXIST

DURAGON C MIKADO

what did I miss after that fae pronoun tranny you were all jerking off to

>>715068693
oof!
*nuzzles u*
oofies!
oh nyoooo

Jumpman jumpman jumpman
He be up to somethan
WOOP

>>715068593
>>715068664
>>715068747
breed

>dark as fuck game
>one player is less than 1/6th of the screen
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>>715068746
>what did I miss after that fae pronoun tranny you were all jerking off to
You missed the greatest game GDQ has ever played, and the final run for the runner, ever.
He died so that we could laugh

>>715067857
at least it's during the morning and not at primetime this time
also it's actually a speedrun unlike that beat saber shit and tetris 99

is the bouncer a good game?

Fuck this, I'm playing Yoshi's Island until the next run

>>715068664
imagine the violent sex

>>715068746
you missed peak

These games set in a modern or futuristic setting always confuse me when no one just has a gun. Like, shoot them. You can't punch your way out of a bullet.

>>715068917
no lol. it's only highlight is that it had a cameo in Kingdom Hearts

>>715068153
Rocko's Quest was during the remote GDQs so i bet they were really phoning in the review process. also the "problematic" part is the ending cutscene, they may have stopped watching or stopped recording before that for the submission

>>715068947
having sex with men is not "peak", zoomer

>>715068917
If its good, this run is making it look like pure trash

I enjoy this one guy's extra dry commentary

>>715068886
kino alert

>open stream
>see troon
>close stream

>>715069012
I can.

Out fucking skilled.

>>715067232
don't care, still based

>>715069024
??? projecting?

IM A HEADBANGA

Lunaaa, translate this post for me please

>>715068593
>>715068664
>>715068883
>>715068886
>>715068925
Love that base artstyle so much.
Where can I get more? Is there an artbook?

>>715069023
the run itself was amazing too, commentary had one french guy speaking through a fucking tin can on a string verbally shitposting the entire time and yelling some shit about a lizard, it was incredible

Anything to buy on the Steam Sale for the last few hours?

>>715068525
>>715068593
>>715068664
>>715068747
>>715068883
Actually a pretty sexy art style.

I know this was during Squaresoft's edgy phase, but maybe brighten the game a little bit.

>>715069012
a way to get out of this trap is write a martial law or something that you can't metallic objects around or something like it

>>715069227
finish your backlog

>>715069106
I just emulated this pose and now my wrist is broken. How did she make it look so cool?

>>715069302
what a chad

>>715069302
DING
DONG

>>715068719
yeah it's enjoyable for me to watch for something like oot and alttp but probably just because i'm familiar with those games. the sonic adventure randomizer earlier this marathon was incomprehensible and they did basically nothing to explain it, spewing memes instead

>>715069302
>the shaq face

>>715069307
Whatever.[/spouler]

>>715069307
this. I need to increase the gamma on my monitor to see the floor, because otherwise it's pitch black

>>715069098
based oberstein

>>715069354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcwacfett_M&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>715069363
It really does just seal it.

if you have to ask the crowd if it's having fun then maybe it isn't

>jump...um what was it again..oh bounce!
i made lame forced unfunny jokes when i was like 6. the shame of no one laughing conditioned me out of it. a natural human process.

these people have never had a single introspective though all the way into adulthood

>>715068925
>Heso demo kande shinjaeba??

>>715069315
Oh there's a million ways out of it:
>martial law
>laser weapons that don't instant-kill (weak excuse)
>super thin body armor
>guns are abolished/dishonorable
>all firearms are insanely illegal (Japan)
>heavily implied martial art culture/honor

>>715069091
Anon sticking to the commitment of not being able to tell anymore.

>>715069204
yeah i agree, and i assume it wasn't as shitposty in the submission so that's another reason it made it through

shoutouts to the tech crew

>i'm losing my screen I can't see
>continues to talk about his game
kek

>>715069358
it's exactly that, the entire reason to have a race is to see who's eking out who and when, seeing people clutch out jumps in position or choke and fall behind, catch up later, etc, the entire dynamic of the race is important not just who wins at the end, and if you don't fucking know who's doing what and where or why then you don't know any of that and it's just a gigantic mess until someone finishes the game randomly and you're like "oh ok", it's fucking stupid and simple and completely obvious to anybody with half a functioning braincell which everyone running GDQ will never hope to attain

Shout outs to tech chrew

By the way pain don't hurt.

Shoutouts to the tech crew.

Bouncing on my boy's dick to this run

wonderful tech team

>>715069480
I didn't realize it was a joke

what are (You)r plans during the upcoming 3h zelda run?

I miss Squaresoft making weirdly risky games like this.

>Zelda Phantom Hourglass name incentive race
I've definitely contracted trans rights fatigue.

>>715069756
why did he do this to his cheeks, man...

>>715069756
is this shopped?

why are these fuckin piratefags being so slow to release the 2160p of this damn show

Figures that after such a kino run we get the worst run for the day so far.

>>715069756
i think the tony hawk remake came out today, probably check that out

>>715069724

Oh yeah she held her hand out for like an hour because Werster refused to give her a high-five lol. Classic autism.

>>715069775
I liked Vagrant Story, even if it was very rough around the edges and you could tell it wasn't properly finished.

I hope it never gets a remake.

>>715069756
sleep because file name incentive ruined it

>>715069780
it's not done yet

>nostalgic for The Bouncer
>look forward to seeing it speedran
>it's a total shitshow "race"
>massive tech issues somehow
>constant announcement spamming
I don't know what I expected.

>>715069756
the human species is dysgenic compared to an average non-domesticated mammal

Say the line, /v/

>>715069780
i turned off the stream 30 seconds into the run, don't care about watching this or 3 hours of DS zelda

>>715069885
nice image I'll save it

>>715069756
speedrun

>>715069865
she's the girl who got them to pause a run so she could trauma dump right?

Holy shit there's another 4 hour Pokemon stream scheduled?

>>715069906
Gruntz was a better game

>>715069869
Me to. VS, FF8, FF6 and a few others I hope just slide under SE's radar forever.

>>715069194
naramura

>>715069885
>>715069951
Same

say it with me

Rose carried this entire event, huh?

>>715068338
Is it completely scrubbed? searching "sgdq rocko's quest" only gives results from 2020 and I don't see it listed in on the twitch VODs either.

Damn, they were so far into the run they just gotta cut it now that the race was fucked huh?

SHOUT OUT TO THE TECH CREW!

>>715069756
>3H Zelda Run
Oh boy.
>Phantom Hourglass
Fuck it, I'm actually going to do my job instead of procrastinating. That's what I'm reduced to.

>>715069975
Yep, you can tell because the BA anon reps are still around
iirc one of their most-reveered writers for their gacha has a balding Pikachu anthro as his twitter profile

If I was on this tech crew I think I'd transition into another career.

>>715069998
Hell yeah

oh-la-la this bitch rolled out her sleeve. what a tease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

>3h zelda
>recap
>race
>spikedvagina run
>staff masturbation
>gameshow
>recap recap
after the light of rose and slapmilla, the darkness washes over the land

Any La Mulana fans?

>>715069885
Momoi would never win a match, that's a lie of an image

>>715069979
FF6 already had the pixel remaster, or are you only worried about full remakes?

>>715069998
hell yeah

>>715070098
>12 (twelve) years ago

>>715069979
Ehrgeiz was an interesting attempt of theirs during that very experimental phase, like the sort of RPG mode is way deeper than I'd expect of something that wasn't Soul Blade.

>>715070106
Still haven't played LM2 dlc

>all the donations go to MSF
yeah, sure, I'll believe you

Just got home from waging, did I miss many cool runs? And how long has The Bouncer been paused?

>>715069756
Never played Phantom Hourglass, so I might just watch it

>>715069998
>4 dudes wearing maid costumes look more manly than 90% of the men in the building

>>715070103

Yeah it doesn't get better until 8am EU tomorrow

I'm looking forward to the PH run. Game's comfy.

>>715070137
better times

>>715070156
>did I miss many cool runs
just 1, but it was the coolest
>how long has The Bouncer been paused
5 mins I guess

>>715070126
Pixel Remasters are easy to overlook and didn't really turn it into a shitshow and it's not like it blew up among normalfags, I'm just glad it wasn't a full remake, like you said.

>>715070106
I want to play La Mulana but I'm bad enough at puzzles as it is.

Do they refer to the audience as "chat"?

>>715070149
They do, the way they operate is that MSF pays them.

>>715070043
No, theres 3rd party and independent channels that have it but its not on the official channel.

>>715069998
thank you for saving the marathon

how long does it take to plug in a fucking monitor
or even switch it out for that matter

>>715070158
pretty...

>>715070286
What game is that?

>>715070293
yes

>>715070293
The way I see it, it's either the cable, the console or a software issue (which, if they don't fiddle with it shouldn't be a problem). Not one of those issues take more than 3 minutes to fix.

>>715069998
hell yeah

>>715070293
Have you seen that image of their setups with fucking cables and wires everywhere? I don't know if anyone has it but they never learned cable management

ive been looking for discussion on twitter, reddit, and bluesky to farm reactions to the slap game but theres virtually nothing.
they all just rely on the actual gdq twitch stream chat or what? how is /v/ the only place actively discussing this

>>715070354
shiren you peasant

>>715070293
Could be the console.

>>715070354
The second mystery dungeon

>Stream dies
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Stream is dead again
the fuck is going on over there

I have the soundtrack if anyone wants an upload.

>>715070379
It could be the screen too, but yeah the fact that this is taking 10+ minutes for a professional tech crew is nothing short of bad advertisement. My grandmother could have fixed this faster.

i sleep

>>715070413
Sorry I didn't play every weebshit game on the SNES.

>>715070439
it's been 12 minutes already

>>715070439
What happened? Is it still the shitty 3-way race? I tuned out.

>>715070476
You're still asleep.

Chad rocko

>>715070439
Rose & Camellia WON

>>715070106
Isn't that her mother?

>>715070481
Is it just women screaming?
I’ll take 5 copies

>>715067782
guys... my mig organ failed... i can't mig anymore...

>>715070481
Sure, is the soundtrack good? I didn't watch the run yet.

I can't find the image of their shitty tech setup with wires all tangled up everywhere but that explains how it takes them 10 minutes to fix an issue when a run has literally 6 minutes left

>>715070389
It's an absolute rats nest, the anon who worked on tech some years back was pretty frustrated that the head of tech made them do stuff in a really shitty way

>>715070216
soul

Oh, one of the affirmative action runners must have been in the lead if they're resetting.

Is this game multiplayer? If yes, why is this a race? Wouldn't it be more fun if they just co-op ran it?

RATE BOUNCER

I know I'm late, I was fucking eating. Why did no one else ask?
Get your fucking Fs in already.

Been working pretty much all week so haven't been able to catch any of the event at all, what are some of the top runs to catch through vods so far?

>>715070614
the run is still going on

>>715070481
Yes please

>>715070467
Where was this bitch during the run??

>>715070614
F for fuck races

what oldfags from 2013 still attend gdq?
what is trihex up to

>dude
He's never coming back.

the whiplash from the slap game to this boring run into a tech issue pause
>all that waiting
>come back for 2 mins
>im coming up on time actually

huh????????????

>>715070614
Its not over yet. You can't preemptively rate. You have to see the shit show to the very end then spam F

All these runners look like hobos

>>715070632
This looks like Japanese Flash art.

>>715070629
>>715070662
oh nevermind it just ended
T for tech issues

The other guys are SO far behind.

>>715070597
mamma mia

>>715070727
I think you mixed up B with M

>>715070614
B

>>715070779
they're playing different storylines, it wasn't even a fair race

Am I going nuts or did almost all this run happen off-stream?

>>715070106
I want to play the game but the puzzles hard filter me, they are way too cryptic

>>715070849
Smell ya' later, Space Cowboy

>>715070740
Must explain the soul

Bro, that hairline...

>>715070849
That's a downer

>>715070843
They're roughly the same length, most of the variance comes from how much of a dick the bosses decide to be.

Duragon is kinda rad, deciding to take on these 3 dudes by himself.

>>715070849
Team Rockets blasting off again!

RATE The Bouncer

>>715070849
s-smell ya later

>>715067087 (OP)
Context for OP pic?

>>715070849
Didn't the VA for misty also recently pass?

over estimate???

>>715070963
F

>>715070695
Trihex got attacked by GDQ staff for providing a "poverty chat" during the event

i wanna see the chart just to see rose ans camelia ranking. i dont think ive ever seen so many S and SSS rankings

>>715070963
I'll give you my rating in 12 minutes

If Deco dies again it's a mercykill, right?

>>715070849
Damn, I didn't know he voiced all of those characters. RIP.

>>715070975
previous run was a slapping game

>>715067435
I did and it was "/pol/" for some reason!

>>715070963
>>715070614
Z

>>715070983
yes
rip jessie

>>715070975
Rose and Camilla

>>715070565
I mean in general

why do they have to take over every single second of the event?

>>715070963
D-

Massive snoozefest.

>>715070614
>>715070963
F

>>715070614
it's not over retard kun

>>715070614
>>715070963
F

>>715070614
>>715070963
SSS houtouts to the tech trans rights!

>>715067486
Sauce?

>>715070690
That's during the La Mulana crossover scenario, they didn't do that one.

>saves a cyborg and destroys a satellite in space
Bouncers have a diverse job.

You really can’t speedrun most traditional rhythm games, so I’m going to idea guy here. How about a rhythm game where you have to full combo the song or you fail, but your scoring is all in how fast you complete the song. You can adjust the tempo with the mouse, or maybe more interestingly you have a dedicated DAW-like tap tempo button. You can slow down for complicated parts of charts or speed up for simpler ones. Is that a shit idea?

>>715070963
D. Normally I like the bouncer, but the race was boring.

>>715070614
>>715070963
F

Coulda been something fun at 2 am with one runner

over estimate

>>715070614
D

>>715070963
B

>>715071097
this event is a lost cause.

PACK IT UP

>>715070963
F
Too much biohole yapping

>>715070963
D

>>715070963
I'm doin' him a D

>>715070963
F over estimate even after they changed the estimate

has winnie the poohs homerun derby ever been done at gdq or esa?

>>715071183
This is levels of autism on par with guitar hero custom tracks

>>715071265
SLAP BUSTER

RATE BOUNCER FOR REAL NOW
IT'S ALL OVER NOW

>>715070963
>>715070614
F

>>715070963
F for Foverestimate

>>715071157
Is La Mulana good? It looks like Spelunky.

>>715071097
Speed runners are often autistic and people with autism are more likely autism to come out as trans.

>>715070614
I didn’t watch.

>>715070614
F

>>715071265
MUSCLE BUSTER

>>715070963
>>715071330
D - just not good.

>>715071330
>>715071281

>>715070963
F
showing a dark, low res game on tiny screens is a shit viewing experience

>>715071330
F

>>715071330
F

>>715071330
C for cringe techcrew

wew what a whiplash from the last run. Glad I skipped most of this

>>715071330
F

>>715071330
F

>>715071297
So perfect for the rhythm game audience?

>>715070963
D

MOVE ON TO THE NEXT RUN ALREADY HOLY SHIT

>>715071147
draeusz

>>715071330
F overestimate

>>715071330
D. Still D.

>>715071349
it sure is something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg7IO3JDSfw

LOL WTF

oh boy

>>715070963
Can I change my score to FFF?

fucking hell

OH MY GAH!!!!

OH NO
AHAHAA. FUCK.

WRAP IT UP

im gonna be violently sick

this sucks ass

Fucking proposal

no fucking way

HOLY KEK OH NO NO NO

HOLY CRINGE

>Tranny proposal
Just end me already.

woof

Holy fuck

CRINGE

OVERESTIMATE!

Oh man, what a sweet :D

>>715071330
SSS trans rights cringe proposal

Cringeasfuck

SAY IT

SAY NO
SAY NO
SAY NO

NONONO CHANGE MY RATING TO Z

SAY NO!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Kino cringe moment she s

Oh hell no

>>715070963
ZZZ

I wasn't going to rate this but holy shit

Public marriage proposals are so cringe. Puts way too much pressure on the girl to not reject the dude

what if she said no?

excited to see how their child turns out when she gets pregnant!!

HOLY FUARK A MARRIAGE PROPSAL HOYYYYYPE

Wow this is so epic

PAINFULLY CRINGE

Oh god not a gamer proposal

This is some new levels of faggotry.

RATE THAT MARRIAGE PROPOSAL

At least he married a real woman

>proposing at a fucking GDQ
this is gayer than gay sex

>>715071580
thats the point, isnt it

AAHAGAHAH

>>715071330
Z for troon proposal

SHE SAID YES! :D <3

>>715067087 (OP)
lol she barely said "yeah", divorce in two years max

>>715071580
because of the implication….

caveman spotted

>>715070963
C because tech crew sucks.

Also its bad etiquette to propose in front of a crowd. It puts way too much pressure on the person being asked.

is that a real chick?

>>715070963
ZZZ
downgraded for the cringe proposal

Did he say girlfriend for life?

The co-op runner bit was cringe but still wholesome.
Something about her reaction tells me she said yes to be nice and will turn him down after

Z
what the fuck is this shit

>>715071605
ZZZ

Imagine telling this story to your kids.
>I proposed to your mother at a speedrunning expo full of transsexuals after running The Bouncer

>she didn't say yes
>she didn't say yes
>she didn't say yes

>>715071294
Is that game long enough to warrant a run?

>>715071580
Yeah it's pretty much rape innit

>>715071613
Even if half of /v/ can't tell, for some reason, lol.

RATE The Proposal

>>715071330
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>715071605
C for cringe

put me in the screencap

>>715071605
C for cringe, she didn't even look happy

Heartwarming <3

and their child will be named "the bouncer"

>>715071605
F
imagine having GDQ be a part of your marriage proposal for the rest of your life

RATE THE RUN (MARRIAGE PROPOSAL)

>>715071330
D

Even troons are finding love while I'm alone and bitter

>>715070963
SSS for proprosal

>>715071605
One of the worst things I've seen in a while and I've seen gore recently

>>715071605
ZZZ

Why the fuck would you have a three way race and then do a marriage proposal? Wouldn't it have made more sense to do just the two of them? Now the third guy is like the third wheel.

>>715071685
A for trans rights

>>715071605
>>715071685
>yea

I'm giving it a Z

>*getting proposed to*
>ermm... okay?
>umm, wow
I hate millenials and their snark-speech so goddamn much.

RATE THE PROPOSAL

AHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAGAFAJDJYJ CLGFJ

>heterosexual
>marriage
Shouldn't you be clapping

>>715071605
ZZZ
>>715071656
>>715071634

lmao she absolutely didn't want it
holy cringe

>>715071636
based Dennis

>>715071605
F

>>715071605
Y for YES

>>715071641
Yep, been around GDQ for fucking ages, definitely not trans or anything.
>>715071685
A

>>715071685
F
Embarrassing

>>715071685
D-vorced in no time

Oof, that looked very uncomfortable, and that final "yeah" didn't sound very convincing.

>>715071685
>>715071605
Z

>>715071605
ZZZZ

>>715071685
ZZZ

>>715071605
zzz

>>715071605
D
it was fucking weak

>>715071605
B it was cringecute

>>715071791
ouuf, yikes, ugh, did he seriously??

>>715071605
Z

>>715071730
>DynamiteDanTNT....will you ALSO be my co-op runner for life?

Man... Just enjoy the proposals...

>>715071605
A for the proposal, F for the response, she looked whatever.

>>715071605
Z

>>715071749
>marraige
>good
pffthaha

>>715071605
Infinite Z

>>715071605
SSS+

>>715071605
A

she couldn't say no there kek
didn't sound convincing at all. someone update me in a month

>>715071791
She was giggling the whole time. Not a great sign.

>>715071605
D for Doesn't-seem-like-it-will-last

yo can they play Woman Slapper 2023 again

>>715071685
B it was mid

>>715071685
C-

Bad speech, shoehammered in, looked like she said yes out of mercy. Ouch.

>>715071605
D - as being retarded to do so.

WHY DO U CHUDS WANT THEIR HAPPY MARRIAGE TO FAIL?!?!?

>>715071605
D ivorced

gay marriage

>3 hour zelda run
hahahah fuuuuck off

>>715071685
Z

Can't wait for the Divorce% -run next year.

Will you be my gamer for life?

I'm getting the ick from that proposal. Hopefully they talked out beforehand because otherwise that would be extremely uncomfortable for her! Hopefully she's okay!!!

OOH NONONO bros she was not amused by that

SAY IT!!!!!

>3 hour zeldaslop
Good night.

>>715071934
The marriage part hasn't happened yet.
Do you understand the concept of a proposal?

>>715071962
why doesn't slash v slash let us have audio bros....

Seriously though why the main fucking stage of GDQ and not somewhere 10 minutes away from the venue with a nice view?

is phantom hourglass good?

>>715071605
ZZZZZ
She looks so embarrassed to have this happen

>>715071685
F

>>715071934
this was obviously a surprise proposal rather than one planned ahead of time which is a terrible sign

The best marriages are the ones where she's obviously acting like she totally didn't know he was planning anything

>>715071962
lol that reaction of her at the beginning was so weird

>3 hours and 15 min for the worst 2d zelda game

Nice

protip. If the woman during the proposal is giggling and going "wow, hah, really, omg" instead of crying tears of joy she doesn't wanna marry you.

>>715072016
Because he needed to make sure she said yes

>>715071741
She must've been pretty embarrassed to have it done at a GDQ in front of thousands of people (on stream), ostensibly forcing her to say yes on the spot.

>>715072070
>2D

>>715072016
How often can you make a proprosal in front of 40k people ?

>>715072019
I thought it was alright in my teens. I liked the online more than the single player but building a ship and sailing it was fun.

Phantom Hourglass had a Wii U port???

>>715071962
Good god that's a "I can't say no because we are in front of people and it would kill him" acceptance.

>>715072064
yeah he wasn't even running the game with her. as some other anon said it would've been better if those 2 were the only ones playing

She did not look comfortable or happy with that proposal fucking kek

>missed proposal because went to shop
webm please, i need to see it

>>715071962
>had to hold her wrist to keep her there

HAHAAHA

>>715071485
Yeah I'm not watching an hour long video bro. Are the 2 games worth picking up for like $10?

>>715071605
F

She looked genuinely emotional to me. Are you guys autistic?

>>715072147
nigga just scroll up

>>715072141
She got proposed to while cosplaying as Kou. Who would be comfortable with that?

>>715072097
I doubt her friends will be jealous of her.

>>715072097
While wearing camo pants and a sleeveless vest (with sleeves underneath).

I saw another event where some dude proposed on stage afterward and she's just dressed in street clothes and like, dude, she does NOT want to be proposed at in her jammies.

>>715072147
>>715071962

>>715072147
Read the thread maybe?

>>715072141
I don't think anyone would be. What a terrible place to propose

>>715072147
Dumb Ui

>>715072147
use eyes gaylord
>>715071962

>>715072019
It's very mid, Nintendo's first attempt at a handheld Zelda in a very long time since Capcom was handling them from the GBC to the GBA ones, has some ok ideas and some awful ones, controls like shit.

>proposing to a girl in a public place that's being streamed on the internet

bruh

>>715072125
They sold DS games for the Virtual Console eshop for Wii U since it had two screens. The Wii U is honestly the best Nintendo console to have for emulating purposes.

>>715072084
feigned surprise is also a good sign if followed up by a hearthfelt romantic display, genuine kiss or something similar
means she's known it was coming for weeks or maybe even months and decided to say yes way ahead of time

>>715071605

Z for marriage proposal (because cringe). Who the fuck can say no on stream? Fucking shithead. And not even anything special just asking. Fucking noob.
She should have said NO

>>715071685
>laughed at him the whole way through
>stalled as long as possible before eeking out a yes so fake the spergs in the audience probably noticed
Life really is rough for short men

>>715071741
>get mating pressed so hard by gaymanshout that it breaks the bedframe
>go do your run
>get proposed to by a guy going will you be the luigi to my mario
owari da...

>>715072084
Exactly, not a single tear, she's not in love with this dude at all.

>>715072193
>Are you guys autistic?
you're not? why are you here

>>715072193
It's /v/, of course they are, some are still thinking she's trans.

>>715071685
zzz

HAHAHAHAHAHA

GAMER FOR LIFE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHSSA

>>715071605
Z
not a video game Z rating no exceptions

>Suddenly /v/ is an expert on women
Just admit you are jealous

>>715072271
true

>ITT: Unloveable people getting mad that two people are in love
Yeah makes sense for a place like v

>>715071962
Is that Billy Mitchell

>>715072125
>>715072268
Wait, then how does that one puzzle work if you can't make the screens touch?

Am I the only one that feels like a lot of runs this year weren't really speedruns?
Theres been a lot of games that have just kind of been played through normally it feels like, or games that can't really be speedran that fast.

Also a lot of people on stage that aren't even top 20 in their respective games and are sometimes WAY off of the pace that the top 5 or even 10 put up. Is it like this every year?

>>715072390
>marrying fat old gross barren Am*rican women
Don't need to be an expert to call this one.

>>715072125
Yeah, there were some 31 DS games that were released for the Wii U virtual console.

>>715072426
sleep mode I guess

>>715070389
This one?

>>715072068
he probably mentioned doing it in the middle of that speedrun and she thought he was joking because its cringe as fuck
either way 100% planned shit proposal

>>715072193
are YOU?

>>715072404
more like one person in love

>>715072253
Luckly GDQ is bleeding viewers.

That's MISS Shasta to you

>>715072163
yeah ten bucks for two games of that production quality is a steal.

>>715072404
I genuinely used to think the /v/irgin thing was just a running joke.

>>715072163
if you don't have the patience to watch at least the first few minutes of that you do not have the patience to enjoy la mulana

>>715072458
>Am I the only one that feels like a lot of runs this year weren't really speedruns?

Yes, nobody else has said anything similar in any of the threads so far.

>Thursday
>823k
If they want 2 million by saturday they are gonna have to launder some donations hard

>>715071849

I think you got the two mixed up

>1 second into the run
>trans rights on screen
fucking ZZZelda

>>715071962
with audio
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752163197784521.webm

I never want to hear GDQ golems complain about any other event after this SGDQ

>wait a minute, that giggle...
>yep it's pippy

wow what a fucking surprise

Shasta looks one year away from trooning out.

Surprised this shasta faggot hasn't trooned out yet considering he's at every event

>not trains rights
Humorless fucks

>>715072520
You need to trust the plan

>>715067087 (OP)
3 HOURS OF THIS SHIT??? HELL NAW

And I am out of here. Vote ZZZ for me

>>715072520
I'm sure "Yetee" has another 50k to throw in

>Trans rights
Thread meltdown in 3
2
1

TRANS RIGHTS HEEEELL YEEEAAAAH

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

>>715072542
you were better off

>Pipi likes Zelda games with shit controls
lol

>>715072520
>1K FROM ANON
>1K FROM ANON
>10K FROM DEV WOW
>50K FROM YETI THX YETI

ANOTHER TRANS RIGHTS FILE NAME
FOR FUCKS SAKE
IMMEDIATE ZZZ RATING NO EXCEPTIONS

>name entry
>trans rights

I'm going to rate this run Z in three hours.

genuine tranny fatigue
it's trans rights every fucking time, not even the boring Lonk meme, just every single fucking time

>>715072597
wrong game
also wouldn't fit

>The ghost ship has kidnapped her and we gotta F_____ her
Did it cutout at that exact spot for anyone else?

ALways hated the time dungeon in this game
Also controls sucked ass
That map puzzle in the game was cool though
>Close the ds
>Puzzle solved

>>715072660
What do you expect? The entire trans population are watching this stream.

>>715072597
That would be Spirit Tracks you silly fuck, Phantom Hourglass is boats.

>>715072701
yeah man that run is over now

>>715072487
fire hazard

>>715072598
dont forget to subtract the $40k they had to raise BEFORE the event via ambassadors
they know they're failing so they had to start ahead of time

>>715072701
>>715071765
>>715071874
>>715071970
>>715072048
>>715072123
>>715072220
>>715072329
>>715072592
this game mindbroke you

>almost every name will be trans right
>nothing relating to the game or speedrunner
Wow that's boring as fuck