>>509748561
God is a mushroom. All regions are encrypted, the key is the shroom. Buddha jesus, ram all damn mushrooms

>>509276236
>How do Christfags cope with the Bible inventing figures that flat out never existed, like Solomon or Queen of Sheba? Or events that never happened, like the Great Flood?
I know they are based on mushrooms so I take the stories with a grain of shrooms.

>>509133375
>he god of the ancient Israelis was a mushroom amanita muscaria - fly agaric - aka Beelzebub. The dried mushroom looks like reptile skin. Picrel
>Also, many of the characters are mushrooms- Adam and Eve, also the tree of knowledge is a mushroom. Let's consider Adam and Eve. Adam = Red Clay Eve = Rib Bone. Cap and stipe of mushroom
Same with Jacob and Esau or Cain and Able
Consider Cain and Able = Cain stabbing his bro, and making him bleed