>>96103218
Okay, don't forget your hormone pills brave aspect warrior
Also, eldar cocks are smaller than humans simply because Eldar culture does not have masculine aspect, so all eldar must have problem with testosterone-like hormones

>>96071777
>Drukhari
Don't have a boner just as their CWE kin
>Slaanesh, and Emperor's Children
More about torture and perfectionism

>>715153074
>Warhammer fantasy elves are lame as fuck in comparison to the Eldar though.
AYYYYYYYY LMAAAAO
>being backstabbing dicks and manipulators of the imperium
But they are not some great manipulators. They are literally Imperium's pets and too retarded to actually double cross Imperium or anyone without killing themselves in the process/end.
>, and best of all there is none of the fucking lame and gay
Picrelated begs to differ.
>and will often fight together against mutual enemies
But this is almost false. 6th edition codex had 1 minor mention of Dark Eldar aiding Yanden on Valedor. After than CWE and DE only teamed up when Guilliman ordered them to march into the Eye of Terror to handle him some Eldar artifact.
>rather than just being stuck in some lame protracted civil war over who gets to be the phoenix king like the fantasy elves are.
Yeah because Vect - Yannari civil war is soooooo dynamic. Just like the whole Ynnari plot-line