>>529264105
Only a man can control the volatility of female nature.

We need a man.

>>149182589
What do I win from this pitifully easy contest?

Fuck powerscaling.

ENTER: narrativescaling

Here we determine a character’s strength by the quality of their narrative.

>oh my character can blow up galaxies—
Yeah? Don’t care if it’s written by a literal retard and the story makes as much sense as a pregnant nun, faggot.

Post ONLY well-written characters who FODDERIZE all slop media.

>>149172581
It is done, my liege.