>We used to have 25 thousand fuckin people sacrificing goats to Heracles in the hopes it might grant Topsius enough of the gods favor to not have that prick Leontiskos break his goddamn fingers and paying drachma out the ass to watch it!
>NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WWE? YOU CAN'T JUST LET IN A GUY DRESSING UP AS AN IGUANA, WRESTLING IS SUPPOSE TO BE HECKIN SERIOUS. YOU'RE RUINING YOURSELVES WITH THIS CIRCUS ACT. DID YOU REHIRE VINCE RUSSO? OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA KILL HIM.