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CAINE: Alright, ya kooky kiddos, unclench your starfishes, because tod-
POMNI: Uh, Caine?
CAINE: Yes, Pomni?
POMNI: I don't really feel like going on one of your adventures after . . . what you did . . . to . . . Zooble . . .
[CAINE'S eyes both turn into bluescreens for 3 seconds]
CAINE: Oh ho ho, you silly gooseeses, that was just PART of THE ADVENTURE! Zooble is just fine!
JAX: Bubble had to like her &%#$ing brains and blood off us, Caine
CAINE: Well. That was. All part of . . . a new approach . . . to make more immersive adventures! See, I merely teleported Zooble to a secret room in the circus!
JAX: What a load of b-
RAGATHA: Well uh, do you mind bring her OUT of the secret room, Caine?
CAINE: Of. Course. Ragatha. I'd. BEEEEEEEEEEEEE-de-light-ed.
[CAINE snaps his fingers and a door with Zooble's portrait appears]
[The door is kicked outward and BAZOOBLE steps out]
BAZOOBLE: Hey everybody!
CAINE: See? Safe and sound!
GANGLE: But, that's not Zooble, that's the Evil Zooble from the softball adventure.
CAINE: First of all, that wasn't "Evil Zooble," that was "Bazooble!" And second this is definitely Zooble and NOT Bazooble!
BAZOOBLE: Yeah! Or something.
POMNI: But they have "I'm evil" written on their body.
[CAINE chuckles falsely]
CAINE: Oh THAT . . . is part of a joke that Zooble wanted to play! Right, Zooble?
BAZOOBLE: Huh?
CAINE: He he he, you jaundiced lil jokester! We fooled 'em good! Bubble, clean of the text from Zooble.
[BUBBLE licks off the "I'm evil" text from BAZOOBLE]
BAZOOBLE: Heheh, tickles.
CAINE: Now that that's settled, tod-
[whole cast minus BAZOOBLE attempts to interject]
CAINE: NO MORE TALKING GET IN THE BUBONIC PLAGUE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL ADVENTURE!

CAINE: Alright, gang, let's get ready for ADVENTURE!
ZOOBLE: Actually, I think I'll just skip this one.
CAINE: Oh, Zooble, you prickly peartree, you'll love this adventure! I made it just for you!
[ZOOBLE exchanges glances with several circus members]
CAINE: Today's adventure is . . . "Zooble FUCKING DIES!!!!!"
[CAINE's cane morphs into a gun, which he shoots at ZOOBLE's head]
[ZOOBLE's head explodes in a shower of plastic, bone, and brain matter]
[everyone except CAINE stares, in a state of shock]
CAINE: Oh, Bubble~, clean up this mess will ya? And I'll see the rest of you tomorrow!
[CAINE vanishes in a puff of smoke and BUBBLE appears]
[BUBBLE lazily floats around and begins licking up the assorted gore]
KINGER: I guess they won't be n Rush Hour 3.
[POMNI screams, then faints, falling backwards]
[BUBBLE licks bits of ZOOBLE's brains off POMNI's face]