>cherno marriage will be last

>Where does this dust keep coming from...

>>529834419
Adjutant, please...

>just turned 26
>Fired from 60k per year wagie ragie job
>Parents hinting at kicking me out
>Have 10k in savings
>Have no idea how money works due to financially illiterate parents, so I just tossed 5k into sp500
>Can't find any actual good info online aside from just investing in a stock or random memecoin
How do people become millionaires at the age of 21 so often? Seems like everyone around me has some secret financial hack that I don't know about.
What am I supposed to do to be able to retire at 35 and live off passive income?