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7/26/2025, 5:07:09 AM
>>1871942
>be lich
>neglect to take a single offensive spell, find basically no bodies, everyone is armed, the silicons are validhunting and hulk hogan is chasing me
>get demolished
>hogan drags the corpse to the boxing ring and insists I can fight
>admeme revives me
>somehow, SOMEHOW manage to beat hulk hogan in a 1v1 with fists
>revive him with the staff of necromancy that was bound to me
>the crew literally runs away instead of shooting me when zombie Hulk Hogan breaks out of the cage and starts chasing people
>hogan becomes living again, wants a rematch
>beat him 2-3 more times, get accused of doping due to healing from the staff of necromancy, retort with the fact that someone else was carrying the staff at all times and it's only used for healing between fights
>have SOMEHOW earned the crew's trust and the doctors repairing my skull don't take the opportunity to debrain, and instead actually heal it because the broken skull caused brain damage
>fight another person or two, have taken a habit of reviving fighters as zombies only for them to inevitably get revived
>heavily hurt and damaged, get dragged to fight a borer and win with a tackle, doctor I made a bet with that he could zombify me if I was beaten in the ring ambushes my ass in the ring and wins
>get zombified, plead with hulk hogan (we became friends) for freedom, revives me from zombie form to... lich form
>gain a slight amount of fame because the chaplain activated the streaming mechanic
>grab phylactery back from Evidence and re-bind to it, security officer does a trade to give me my soulstones back for 100 credits but it ended up being 25 credits because the PDA I had stolen for basic access only had that much in it
>shuttle gets called, fight someone in medbay, revive a bunch of dead people in medbay as zombies so we can all go to the shuttle
>there's xenomorphs
>shuttle becomes completely chaotic but somehow survive to roundend
>only doping I did was having the belt and mask on
>be lich
>neglect to take a single offensive spell, find basically no bodies, everyone is armed, the silicons are validhunting and hulk hogan is chasing me
>get demolished
>hogan drags the corpse to the boxing ring and insists I can fight
>admeme revives me
>somehow, SOMEHOW manage to beat hulk hogan in a 1v1 with fists
>revive him with the staff of necromancy that was bound to me
>the crew literally runs away instead of shooting me when zombie Hulk Hogan breaks out of the cage and starts chasing people
>hogan becomes living again, wants a rematch
>beat him 2-3 more times, get accused of doping due to healing from the staff of necromancy, retort with the fact that someone else was carrying the staff at all times and it's only used for healing between fights
>have SOMEHOW earned the crew's trust and the doctors repairing my skull don't take the opportunity to debrain, and instead actually heal it because the broken skull caused brain damage
>fight another person or two, have taken a habit of reviving fighters as zombies only for them to inevitably get revived
>heavily hurt and damaged, get dragged to fight a borer and win with a tackle, doctor I made a bet with that he could zombify me if I was beaten in the ring ambushes my ass in the ring and wins
>get zombified, plead with hulk hogan (we became friends) for freedom, revives me from zombie form to... lich form
>gain a slight amount of fame because the chaplain activated the streaming mechanic
>grab phylactery back from Evidence and re-bind to it, security officer does a trade to give me my soulstones back for 100 credits but it ended up being 25 credits because the PDA I had stolen for basic access only had that much in it
>shuttle gets called, fight someone in medbay, revive a bunch of dead people in medbay as zombies so we can all go to the shuttle
>there's xenomorphs
>shuttle becomes completely chaotic but somehow survive to roundend
>only doping I did was having the belt and mask on
7/10/2025, 10:00:45 AM
>Shaq Fu
>it's literally Shaq Fu
>mfw
The whole time I read the Shaq part and thought this would be a basketball game
>it's literally Shaq Fu
>mfw
The whole time I read the Shaq part and thought this would be a basketball game
7/7/2025, 5:32:17 AM
>pocket rice
damn sent is based as fuck
damn sent is based as fuck
6/23/2025, 10:24:23 PM
>>713462075
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
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