Thread 714737350

Glitchless (not really tho) Edition

Now: Sekiro (All Bosses, Glitchless (not really tho))
Next: Quake 64 (Remaster)
Later: Lenna's Inception

Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick (embed)
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56

Previous: >>714729820

I migged WAY too quickly. Sorry OP

>>714737350 (OP)
Is she a midget? That's a hot midget

SAY IT
WITH
ME

choke

damn......it probably was for the best that speedrunner duke_bilgewater was banned from GDQs after this leaked.......dude is ice cold....
https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAze

>>714737350 (OP)
thar be miggers afoot

MIGGUM INSTANTANEUM!

MIGGIN'

>>714737412
APOLOGIZE

>$11k left on next game incentive
unless these extra bosses take like 30 minutes i think they might just let this one go

RATE SEKIRO

RAET

When are we getting Unamusume?

>>714737350 (OP)
I'm in

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>>714737596
>GDQ missing an incentive
Have you heard of yetee?

miggy

>>714737610
C

>>714737350 (OP)
I migged FAST

>>714737471
hes based as fuck and I'm glad that burden on their lives took care of itself.

>>714737350 (OP)
What I would give to see her tiny little titties bouncing. I'll bet she's got ghost nips.

>>714737471
this reads like a fucked up ntr fanfic

>>714737610
C

>>714737610
C

>>714737649
Nah.

>>714737610
>>714737626
B

first gdq laddy?

Migrating.

>>714737629
THIS, nigga where the anime at?
Fuck off with this western shit

>>714737651
they just dropped 10k to get the incentive we're watching now, they wont saving this next one

>>714737610
A

>>714737610
SSS. A fun couch makes for a fun run

>>714737610
B+

>>714737610
I'm doin' him a B

>>714737610
>>714737626
B

>>714737610
S for parky

>if you try to deflect it all, it just doesn't work
TRUE but it is possible, it's just very hard.

I hate this guy's runs and especially his couch.
Don't know why, just don't like 'em.

>>714737610
A

>>714737610
A for actual speedrun

>>714737626
>>714737610
A, was gud

>>714737610
C, bad host/dono begging/annoying voice

>>714737610
D for damn boring

>>714737649
>During Frame Fatales events, emotes featuring Pepe the frog, and variants of such are not permitted in our chat
WTF, that's actually real...

>>714737610
A. Good palate cleanser after the beat saber garbage

>>714737610
C

Average.

>>714737629
right after Toilet Gaming, anon

>>714737660
>migged
>A homosexual performing oral sex on straight man while he sleeps

what are some other fun parryslop games?

>>714737610
B. I like Sekiro and Mitch is alright. I didn't care about it being glitchless and him using a glitch, I'm here to see the bosses get GAPED which is why it's not an A cause he died some.

>>714737610
A. Good speedrun, decent tech, great couch/banter. Nothing truly outstanding but it's a good start for Day 1

>>714737610
B
Died a few times

>>714737596
>they might just let this one go
First time?
They held the entire stream hostage for 2+ hours at the end of an event because they didn't hit an "incentive"

>>714737610
B for babe

>>714737692
>>714737637
>>714737651
you guys are acting like they've never missed an incentive, they usually have to quietly fail several of them per marathon. they'll only do 45 minutes of blatant stalling if its the final day, for other incentives they'll only stall if they're pretty close but this thing isn't even at 50%

>>714738001
>turning the weeans against her

>>714737980
the exception proves the rule. Caspere knew this

why even have incentives and not just dono milestones? i doubt half the people donating even know about the incentive option

>>714737596
If it was Doom they could rally Reddit but no one cares about Quake but a few uncs

>>714737596
>he doesnt know

>>714737929
>heheh first time?
they don't do that for every incentive you dumb fucker, just stuff they're close to making or the high profile final day shit like the zelda one. they miss multiple incentives every marathon

I like FromSoft games but god they're so boring to watch

>>714737610
D for dying

>>714737980
>implying they didn't already stall out the stream on day one for the sekiro incentive
Maybe you're right, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

Got a nice whiskey and shit posting with you lads. Gunna be a good week, no matter how faggy and sterile GDQ has become

>>714737610
A

>>714737610
B- it was boring, but well done.

>>714737883
Nine Sols

>>714738090
>It's a dog eat dog world, Ray. And I'm the chinaman.

what did he mean by this

>>714738152
Cheers with a lager.

wow no choke?

>>714737947
she got anything in stockings?

>>714737610
C

>>714737610
A+ great all around, game, run, couch and commentary

RATE THE PARKY

A

>>714738276
SSS

I missed it, was she actually good at beatsaber or did they just let her play around a bit since she's a female staffer

Is Spike doing this shit to find meaning again after his wife left him?

>>714737980
The only substantial one was the DiaPer remake, any by technicality they didn't because they ran that shit back

It’s SpookVegetable :)

>>714738276
B

>>714737883
tumble dryer simulators are the best

>>714738276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rJmoNlBjEE

>>714738276
S

>>714737720
cant believe cringing with babish got migged in the steamy hot summer of '92

>>714737610
C

did scent die or something?

Shoutouts to Aggy's wife he dumped for the zoomer poon.

>>714735945
It's biggest fault was low energy, I don't disagree, but the runs themselves were solid and they at least know how to focus on the runs rather than constant donation begging for some corrupt soros NGO. Also, cuter girls.

>>714736002
Frezzy, romscout, emptyeye, chip vogel, carcinogen, feasel, andrewG, even uyama before he trooned out or queered out or whatever; we had no idea how good things were nor how much they could degenerate into shit. Still, ESA is solid as a showcase for the hobby itself with a handful of fun runners, but nothing can ever compare to the golden age before it became a business that needed nannying and sanitization. I really regret not honing my skills and getting good enough to run 2 or 3 games well enough to at least go to one pre-2013 GDQ, but c'est la vie.

>>714737291
Stellar body but you can tell she needs a few pounds of makeup to be presentable. I'll take a girl with great skin and okay bod over a girl with a great bod and leathery skin every day.

goblin sighting

>>714737610
C

ENTER
SCENT

>>714737610
B worse than the hitless with the chokes. This guy just can't play the game well

>>714738213
What kind?

>>714738440
He semi-retired
He's only doing backstage stuff now.

BLESSED SEGMENT

>>714738440
he got a promotion

new prize segments going so poorly that they called sent back in day one

RATE SCENTS RETURN

QUICKLY

RATE SCENT

>>714737610
A

Thats my goblin

He returned when we needed him most...

SENT SENT SENT

>>714738440
there he is

That sounded like a genuine scream.

>>714738365
I watched twenty seconds of a stream of his a few days ago and it seemed like he had mic quality of a third worlder YouTube video from 2008. Shouldn't he know better

Scent fit lookin tight

Norwood status?

>>714738506
Prize Hobo / 10

>>714738276
I'm doin' him an S

>>714738456
it's a beautiful story, true love won

>>714738506
S

>>714738497
>>714738506
SSS

>>714738506
SSS+++

>>714738497
>>714738506
SSSent

>>714738170
>okay like seriously though
>really like
>whatever
>but like sometimes like... like
>like
There's a lot going on upstairs, huh...

>>714738506
SSS++

>>714737350 (OP)
>sent is no longer the prize goblin
>he is

/v/? explain yourselves

>>714737610
C-

>>714738365
Really?

MrGrabAndPout complaining about having to post 300 pictures as his job is pitiful

>>714738538
speak of the smell and he shall appear

>>714737610
B

HE'S BASEDING

>>714738479
just sheer stockings

>>714738458
Hello oldfag
>pre-2013
Even 2013 and 2014 were really fun still

here comes the stall

Oh God they are stalling
FUCK

Quake 64 remaster doesn't actually exist, right? They just modified the PC version to resemble it somewhat.

>>714738651
thats his piece of ass sister
iirc shes an NFL cheerleader

>>714738651
That's his sister isn't it

>>714737610
>I'm lowering the rating because he died!
Truly midwit take. You'd rate some baby game run S because it has no obvious fail state. You should be rating on overall entertainment value. Not saying this was a top tier run but your rating criteria is shit and not helpful to anyone trying to judge what run to watch.

>>714738689
Like this?

The echo is insane

>>714737649
Is that the """women""" only event that is 95% troons?

>>714738727
Cowgirls

welp, guess i was wrong. they really are gonna stall this one out despite it not even being 50% met. i kneel to GDQ's greed

>>714738458
>for some corrupt soros NGO
Maybe you should stop being such a chud.

nobody can beat the stall

why some men like having gross, unkept, disgusting looking beards? Aren't they embarrassed?

>lp for sekiro
It probably has the worst fromsoft ost (which is saying something because they are orchestraslop that all sounds the same)

>>714738506
I'm doin' him an S

>>714738796
>no ring

Best run so far?

That's Eevee I believe! Wow I need that!

>>714738719
Yeah, its all a big mod essentially in the Kex engine

>>714738812
this is the cleanest sent has ever looked tho

i like that zorua plushie

>>714738752
thank you kindly. please post more if you have.

LOTS OF ENERGY IN THIS SEGMENT

>>714737610
D boring

>>714738812
Some people get off to being a dwarf.

>>714737837
That's how they mentally cope. By avoiding reality and every little innocuous word, phrase, and image that "triggers" them which amounts to a lot.

>>714738812
Once you're fat/bald everything else falls apart

It's like that one Seinfeld episode where Elaine dates a guy who saves his head bald voluntarily but she convinces him to grow his hair out. Once he finds out that he's actually balded naturally without realizing it he stops giving a shit about his appearance

>>714738812
dude lives for gdq, his identity is the prize wizard

>Goblin back on day 1

I swear he must be afraid showering will wash away his charisma, because he's the only one on the crew with it.

>>714738832
At what point in the Re: series should I play Metaphor?
>best run
Probably Avowed desu

when is it time for her game?

>>714738961
DUDE IN A SILK DRESS

did sent finally get a new pair of pants?

I'm starting to look like scent

>>714738812
>why noun verb?
Why don't you crack open your English textbook?
To imitate you
Why English textbook not reading?

How many US Dollars have (You) donated, /v/? Donaters of under $1,000 need to reply.

>>714739031
JUST
FUCKING
SHAVE

>>714738827
sekiro's ost is fine, at least the main battle theme is pretty good. agree that from slop's osts are highly overrated in general though. most of the games have like two or three genuinely good boss themes are the rest are shit.

bloodborne especially has a very meh ost that people glaze for some reason. gehrman's theme is good but that's about it, ludwig's theme does not deserve the praise it gets at all

>>714739050
need not reply*

A very important error. Fucking shit.

>>714739050
Long time GDQ viewer, since 2013 at least.
$0 (Total)

HAIL SATAN

>pocket rice
damn sent is based as fuck

>>714739050
0.00

>>714739042

why you nigger?

Pocket rice?

>>714739042
why newfags don't lurk anymore

That's a LOT of empty chairs!

>>714738961
Like....mirrors

>>714738827
>It probably has the worst fromsoft ost
stupid fucking uneducated pleb opinion

>>714739076
gascoigne as well

can't call him tomatoanus but satan is fine

>>714739050
0$ but why must I reply?

>>714739050
8M

>>714738962
Holy shit I just watched that episode earlier tonight

>>714739137
idgi

You don't hold a yearly speedrunning marathon for over a decade with a decline in speedrunning interest successfully without shady shit going on right?

>>714739050
watched GDQ since 2013, never even been close to donating a single time

i did donate to ESA one time to try an get a nugget dono read on stream during a punchy run (they didn't read it though)

>>714739143
Why anon is nigger
Is how you would unironically say it lmao

>>714739042
why care should I?

>>714739161
Yeah, idk why they do this shit.
Well we know why, it's because she's a woman. Therefore she gets privilege that men don't get for some reason.

>>714739031
>>714739075
>>714738812
>invite highschool friends over for birthday
>they come in unshaven with beards and in graphic t-shirts
>rest of friends are properly dressed
Why is it so hard to dress up for a special occasion at least?

>>714739208
at this point it would actually be easier to list off the shady shit NOT happening at these events

>Easy
If only I noticed, I wouldn't feel so let down

>>714739208
donation totals and viewer count have been going down steadily after covid, but that's been happening to streaming in general and not just gdq

>>714738276
S

>>714739146
Are you admitting being an ESL retard is board culture?

>>714739291
Oh it's easy... Lame

who wants a prize?!
no
WHO WANTS A WILD PRIZE?

also goddamn can this reader please shut the fuck up

My run is up next, wish me luck!

She's literally just saying MSF over and over again; someone strangle this bitch.

>>714739075
not yet

>>714739269
>dress nicely
>friends make fun of you

HUUH

>>714738958
he mogs me

>>714739365
Name of WEG?

You will donate $10000 to get the all secrets run, right anon?

>>714739269
Why don't you just enjoy their company and not be a raging asshole?

>>714739376
The MSF are terrorists

>>714739329
lurk moar

>>714739376
this girl struggles to play peggle. she's doing her best

>>714739437
You're thinking of the NSF.

How about just one nightmare mode run? For a change.

>>714739208
No, you don't, however the current guard quickly work to boot anyone whose shadiness/not charity-friendly public image surfaces. Example: Y'all outed Nichole's fansly last event cycle, and look who isn't around this year, after staff added a clause to the volunteering about providing socials so that staff can screen any volunteers?

/v/ won, and will continue winning until only the theater kids remain.

>>714739424
the yeti will save us

>>714739437
The IDF are terrorists.

>>714739423
Cross Code

Give me money right now!!!

>>714739291
>>714739346
QDQ isnt about combat, difficulty doesnt matter. Its all about >>714739407

>>714739478
Both are correct

>>714739208
Yes because they make hand over fist, and they are always neutral. Why is this hard to understand?
It doesn't cost several mil to run this event.
Let alone the amount of ad revenue, if it's anything to go by with no name streamers with a fraction of their viewer base, they make money hand over fist.

Why does it take them so long to setup?

Are they really stalling for 10k for a fucking doom run bro

I'm feeling kinda uncomfortable right now... Why is she pressuring the viewer so much.

>>714739510
And it's a western porn game?

>>714739407
HUUH! HUUH! HUUH! HUUH! HUUH! HUUH! HUUH!

They just don't make games like Quake anymore.

>>714739556
... Setup?

>>714739425
I do enjoy their company but the lack of effort puzzles me. It's a special day so would you just come looking like you rolled out of bed? Coworker or university understood and dressed and groomed properly. It makes photos look so weird with half the people looking like they are headed to an American mall and the other half actually dressed up.

never really see runs doing the hardest difficulty these days
i get they're bad for marathons, but it's still neat
last one i can think of was halo (think it was 3?) being run on legendary

START THE GAME ALREADY

>>714739556
There's no setup it's stalling till people gib money

>black and fast

That can't be real!

theres a space for niggers now? lmao

>BLACK SPEED RUNNERS

Where are the white speed runners? Let's celebrate white speed runners.

ding ding ding

Oh for fucks sake with the nigger shilling.
No one gives a fuck what color you are, just be a good speedrunner

They renamed it from "Unapologetically Black and Fast" to "Black in a Flash"?

>Nigga Velocity
>Kwanzaa

>black
>WOOOOO
>30 seconds of uproarious applause
This is America

You guys are tuning in for the kwanzaa special right?

More like Gone in a Flash. Like store property.

I thought it was called Unapologetically Black and Fast?

>>714739651
oh hey dad i didnt know you were in town, lets grab a beer

>>714739672
Can someone ban this BIGOT??

>>714739667
Uhhhh, chud? White man can't jump.

>>714739478
Don't think you know the commander

>>714739509
Ah yes

>>714739307
geez

>>714739672
Cry harder, not everythings about you

>>714737350 (OP)
The fattest, angriest Gerudo cock in the universe. She deserves it.

Just played warfork for the first time,
owned, got shit on, got shit on, then owned

now quake II 64 run up?
based
the game that got me into quake

>Black in a flash
Christ its so racist its perfect

>>714739591
For me its Simon Bisley's Hunter

16 whole mins for 15k no way?!?

watch this

>>714739651
me on the right

why did they wait to open this incentive until halfway through sekiro?

10k for 16 more minutes let’s do it chat!

BAH GAWD
A $5,000 DONATION FROM THE YETEE
FROM THE TOP ROPE

QUAKE HOYPE?

>>714739583
Sure

Hell yeah

Why not

>>714739672
Here's a better question, where are the black speed runners at GDQ? Have they all been segregated?

Because the trannies sure aren't segregated to the Frame Fatales event. They're all over GDQ.

quake is overrated

>>714739736
don't talk shit about grand master flash

>black speedrunner
>any pronouns

fuck this I'm out

>>714739729
It has been laid. Don't fall for it fellas

>>714739651
I'm just gonna say it. I like the fatale mascot thing (the cat on the right) Simple design

>dumped the incentive
all of you "first time?" fags better apologize RIGHT NOW

This guy looks not only BLACK but FAST too!

WOOOOOO A BLACK GUY WOOOOOO

I thought black people combusted when they tried to play Quake.

Oh shit it's nigger Jaxler

They failed it's over for GDQ I guess USAID was the main donater

Any webms from the Sekiro run?

>basketball American
>playing quake
I thought they only played weeb shit and sports games?

>>714739764
wtf

>>714739307
Be careful, this picture sent a tranny and his two boyfriends into a frothing rage last thread.
In retrosprective it was probably just a tranny samefagging because after he cried to the jannies and he ended up being banned himself when he came back his boyfriends suspiciously wouldn't post anymore. Samefagging while phoneposting is hard work I guess.

>Zoomer blackie playing Quake
What? I thought only Polish people ran Quake?

which one is the she/her?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY THE GAME

Holy fuck hes black. hes BLACK. HE IS B L A C K
this changes EVERYTHING.

2025-2021 is hard math to be fair

>>714739892
wtf for? it was pretty unremarkable, what did I miss??

>>714739764
WIDE NIGGAS

>any
So everyone is going to use "he/him", so what's the point?

can you please start the run :)

>if anything cool happens, just clap
thanks for the instructions, retard

>>714739941
Shut the fuck up

>>714739764
Thanks a lot, asshole. My monitor expanded and spilled my drink.

>>714739810
Nice botpost.

>Satan
edgy

Please play the game.

we quaker now

>>714739941
I would assume it's the one with long hair and a plushie

>they're keeping the donation incentive open
>but it's not a second bonus run, so you're just going to get like 30% of an all secrets run
wut

>>714739898
an autistic black guy once hosted a streamed QC:DE tournament for funzies

>>714739968
Hope nig/ger has a great run!

the guy sounds like he's about to have a heart attack

>>714737641
Every dollar that goes to doctors without borders is one more indian sent to your county and town

“Guys please chat during the run”

>>714739952
That's what I'm asking. I didn't see it.

>the incentive literally gets less impactful the longer it takes to be met

Oh this is gonna fuck him up.

>>714739856
yep this one's going in my memory hole

GDQ is like a weird window into the madness of the late 20teens to early 2020s where all this insane shit was allowed to manifest outside of its containment zones.

why the fuck are they doing the n64 mod fucking ugly shit

Will this be the first missed incentive for this year?

>>714738001
what's the difference between sexual violence and future sexual violence?

Am I crazy or does the webcam have a really wide FoV?

Is it because it's Quake?

>>714740041
ok, then no, nothing too impressive happened, it was a pretty ok run and a decent enough speedrun

i love these pc game runs. finally some fuckin speedrunning

>>714739934
It wasn't that it was retards asking for sauce for shit they can Google. @GROK WHERE'S THE SOURCE WHERE'S THE SOURCE @GROK

This guy fucking sucks, he's dropped the bunny hops like 3 times already.

Why is Jaxler always flashing his legs?

>>714739968
Virtue signaling

>>714740002
Nah that was a reference to an MST3K episode. I remember Crow says it but not which episode

>>714740024
why do I keep seeing this wo(mans) face posted everywhere

>>714739941
Clearly it's the one manspreading with male mannerisms and behavior

>>714740138
>goywatch

This nigga sucks lol

This nigger is already choking

wow that guy is fucking awful

CHOOOOKE

>black don't cr-ACK

>YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS QUICKLY SAVING US
this is already a disaster

if this dude wasn't black this run would be at 7 am on a Tuesday morning (wish this wasn't true)

Holy shit this guy sucks

>>714740093
the dutch angle is driving me nuts as well

so this is black excellence........

Seven people run this and this dude is the bottom of the ladder

>>714740110
>finally some fuckin quick save/quick load spam

Black Zoomerkun sucks

>coloured green lighting in the cage like the mariokart thwomp
deepest lore?

black only runs is kinda retarded but honestly, i'm all for keeping arenashooters alive with younger people

>>714740132
He's rocking the autism shoes and shorts combination, it's a good look for an autist

>>714740131
Do it yourself for 50,000 viewers then dude

This is a mockery to the original Quake Done Quick.

He's nervous so please be kind!

>shilling this hard for donos on the first day
honestly not sure if I can make it this year

DEI

grenade jumps too hard for niggers lel

This guy is not good at quake
>shoutouts to the source engine
uh wut? why not use a speedrun client or the remaster which is kex
why?

>>714739934
Well she was just on the stream so it's relevant. The OP is a webm of a woman who is at GDQ after all.

>>714740190
Yes but you see the other six aren't black

>>714740191
kek >>714740176


yeah....

wait theyre keeping the incentive up? if we meet it do we just restart the whole run?

>>714740203
It's fucking Quake, people mastered the speedrun 20 years ago.

>>714740173
>>714740170
>>714740167
>>714740174
>>714740176
>>714740180
>>714740189
Let's see you do it, white man.

No? Heh... that's what I thought... nigga.

>yea so here I wan-
dono train HOYYPPPEEE!!!

O O F

HE SUCKS SO BAD

>>714737350 (OP)
I want to impregnate her in costume.

>Speedrun
>Spend 2 minutes dancing in a room with a zombie
zzzz

this is shit

how it should be done btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtFyFLmLdU

>>714740198
Rainbow lighting and excessive texture filtering is just the N64 aesthetic

Is he choking

>>714740223
yeah usually the hosts aren't this fucking annoying about hard shilling incentives until like wednesday. pulling this on the first day is a new low

>>714740249
>>714740231
the irony

>countdowns
>constant choking
>basketball american that can't play
F from me fellas

OK so satanherserlf is officially here for the dono commission yes?

CHOKING ON EASY BTW

Sure glad for the 1 dollar interval interruptions every 30 seconds

>>714740198
I'm a political prisoner! Attica! Attica!

>>714740278
why do you think he's running quake 64 dumb nigger

>>714740214
Go back to sleep grandpa

>first decent run of the night
>announcerfag wont shut up
every fucking time.

>There's a thing I can do but can't
Wow not really feeling like this secret run will be that great

>>714740142
she's the queen of /v/

>>714740371
hes gonna get tilted especially with that annoying announcer

the fuckin bitch on the donation reading is just makin this funnier

>four people competing to explain speedrun mechanic--

GUYS ONLY $10,000 TO GO DONATE NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONATE

It is hilarious spotting all the dirty euros salty that the real speedrunners raised more money in minutes than they did in a week.
Quake run is comfy lets go

>DEI speedrunner
>keeps fucking up

this is absolutely hopeless, quake is the premier speedun game and deserves better

>>714740257
no, he'll just swap to that route wherever they're at. meaning he's already skipping secrets and it wont be an "all secrets" run. didn't think it was gonna get met but he's choking so hard it could actually happen

>>714740362
It's a fucking charity, dont like dont watch

Oh, it's back again?
Time to do another GDQ speedrun tranny%
Record is 2 seconds.

>>714738697
Yeah, I caught some stuff from that era and some of it was good stuff. The decline was slow and gradual until it became a sheer drop into the abyss.

>>714740395
He's choking constantly

is the carmack fast inverse sqrt game?

LETS GET SOME DONATIONS

>>714740391
>nigger is ageist

Hey someone bring a random Euro to actually run quake. This is fucking horrible

Are we gonna go to black gdq? Honestly might be better then regular gdq

usually they pick easy just to make it go faster not because they actually can't perform

>>714740436
They are called europoors for a reason but this trash run is nothing to be proud of.

This has to be the most niche category imaginable
>quake 64
>but the remaster
>of quake 64

god I hate gdq why do I still watch this shit

LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

Wait, this is on Easy too

Ok this guy is legit terrible at this game

>satanherself
What's her fucking problem?

They aren't gonna get it and I'm curious as to when the announcer is going to silently give up

bruh...cuh trippn

>>714740469
My bad spike-san

>>714740335
Is the difference in movement between the original and Kex versions so drastically different or does this guy really just suck all the balls?

ALL OF THE FORCES OF GOD HAVE CONSPIRED AGAINST ME

>>714740436
Man let it go. Enjoy the runs

>>714740542
Dude hes probably better than you lmao

>tries to interrupt run with donations
>gets shut down

THIS IS WHY I WATCH

>>714740542
No, Quake64 is RACIST!

maybe blacks dont belong in speedrunning...

Does Limy even have any records? Can't find any on speedrun.com

Am I blind or is he not on the board at all
https://www.speedrun.com/quake_enhanced
I can't even find him on the website. Are there any other sites for Quake speedruns?
Also a good run is around 15 minutes

yeah

>>714740507
I wonder if the black gdq will be as accurate as the female gdq (aka no actual black people)

gotta be nerves. his practice runs were much better than this shit

I'm no Quake or Source pro, but this guy sucks at bhopping

we passed dopefish so who cares about secrets now

He's cooked...

they should revoke his black in a flash membership

>>714740485
God I would kill someone to see DSP run a game at GDQ.

>WHAT DO I DO HERE
YOU HAVE GUNS
FUCKING SHOOT THEM YOU DUMBASS HOLY FUCK

>zoomer speedrunners
that's the real problem

>>714740471
Well it was 5 seconds this time round.
Had to read the pronouns to spot the degenerate on the couch.

>>714740476
>CGDQ and pre-2013 GDQ
The classical era
>AGDQ 2013, SGDQ 2013
The golden age
>2014
The last hurrah
>2015
The beginning of the end
>2016 and beyond
The aforementioned sheer drop

where the fuck is the chart

>>714740571
kek, lost

>>714740592
>Does Limy even have any records? Can't find any on speedrun.com
That website is just suppressing it because of systemic racism

BRUH THIS NIGGA COOKED FR

Guy in the middle has a more feminine voice than the tranny lol

>>714740625
dopefish lives!

They are literally YELLING in his ear to fuck up and stall more.

You guys say DEI hire but that guy is how zoomers look these days. Just a dogshit nigger like entity that can't do his job.

>literally called easy run
>can't do it

>>714740525
I don't know either man.
>hey GDQ is happening let's check out the thread
>turn on the stream
>"CMON CHAT WE'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE TO THE INCENTIVE WE JUST NEED AN EXTRA PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!"
I set myself up for it every time and still fall for it.

>>714740592
1lb of Feathers any%

>>714740568
Honestly both

please god shut the fuck up

>Host starts talking
>He fucks up even harder
She's causing at least 25% of this.

I'm someone that thinks people are too tough on GDQ stuff these days, but the fake exuberance from the female announcer calling on people to donate every few minutes is really grating.

>>714740483
It appears that the gentleman is having trouble breathing

>>714740696
I don't even watch the actually event anymore. I watch people complain about it.

Thanks, anon

Oh, that explains it

Actual trainwreck due the announcer being insufferable with the choke, unfortunate. Poor guy looks like he is going to cry.

>>714740696
it has been DSP'd over the years.
hearing a bitch ask for money every 3 minutes is incredibly infuriating

How the fuck is quake secrets a huge gdq moment? I know the announcer is a tranny so is inherently delusional but this is another level of dumb

>>714740490
did you forget your pills again?

>affirmative action runner
>he sucks
Who could have predicted this?

>>714740696
I watch it as a sort of funny thing. It's funny up until the jews go full Soviet Union, so I need to know what they're up to.

>>714740240
she's a bit of a pit fiend

>reload
>reload
>reload
>reload
>reload
Standards for runners are so low now that you could grab any rando off the street, have them practice a game for four hours, and they'd make the cut.

>>714740753
dei nepo shoo-in

>>714740753
Shoutouts to the tech team!

>>714740753
NEPOTISM?! NO VEY

BLACK LIVES MATTER COME ON CHAT

>>714740741
Nope, little nigger is actually dogshit

The dude is probably a great runner at this game, but with the screeching from this woman and the pressure hes having a rough go.

The black shilling makes sympathy impossible though.

Does anyone have that extension which mutes the stream when the donation reader sound animation plays?

>>714740753
Fucking kek

>>714740753
i assume 90% of runs that get accepted are GDQ staff at this point

>>714740403
i see her on /lit/ too...... very unsettling

GIVE US THAT INCENTIVE YOU LOSERS! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO PAY, RENT? ELECTRICITY? THE INCENTIVE FOR GDQ IS THE WORD OF THE LORD! HAND OVER YOUR MOENY!

>>714740791
That's just how PC FPS runs are.

Mother fucker what are they doing

>astroboy run at 2am
why did they make this so late

Are you fucking kidding me

>>714740741
your decent into bitterness begins anon.
everyone has their tipping point.

>literally pausing the fucking game
what the fuck is this shit

oh this poor bastard

holy fuck i can not stand listening to this banshee

fuck this guy

>>714740753
Everything about this run is fucking terrible, even the background.
>Now he's fucking stalling
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

HOLY FUCK MAKE HER SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOU VILL PAY FOR THE SECRETS AND YOU VILL LIKE IT

fuck this man

HAHHAHAHHA OH GOD THEYRE PAUSING

Oh fuck this shit.

>you can just pause the game for an incentive
aight den

Jesus Christ are you fucking kidding me.

what the fuck is this?

I'm legit muting every 30 seconds this host won't shut the fuck up man

>>714740820
Then why is he running the scuffed N64 version instead of regular quake? You stupid nigger. None of those tricks are particularly hard

>>714740861
>Mother fucker what are they doing
You know EXACTLY what they are doing
And this is why nobody takes this shit seriously anymore

yeteebros...i don't feel so good

>>714740880
I'm not so much bitter just like I have eyes that see and ears that hear.

>stalling already
We're barely half a day in

Okay I'm skipping this run and going to bed this is unbearable

LETS GO /v/ CHAT

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>714740853
well she's a book youtuber so that actually makes sense

>looking forward to the quake run
>absolutely ruined by the announcer
every fucking time

JUST CHANGE THE DONO GOAL LIKE YOU DO THE ESTIMATES

>>714740753
he lookin zesty

>>714740820
>The dude is probably a great runner at this game, but...
Brother, he's not even on the fucking leaderboard for Quake 64, Remastered or not
https://www.speedrun.com/quake_n64?h=Any-Easy-NTSC&x=jdrvgnn2-38dj3ox8.21g20w8l-kn0jzo3l.klrn93o1
https://www.speedrun.com/quake_enhanced?h=Quake_64-kb-m-any-easy&x=wdm5gqe2-ql61vkx8.4qy9622l-9l7xp4pn.4lx9j2gl

>this run
quake bros
explain yourselves

from what i've seen any sort of sound causes zoomers to lose focus, poor guy can't hang

>>714740985
Dude it's a charity event, you can watch your autistic speedruns on youtube

>>714741034
rocket jumping too hard

everyone clap

well at least the return of esa was decent
this shit is embarrassing

I'm all for younger generations getting into classic games but this zoomlet is unironically worse at quake than my 10 year old nephew, this shit is embarrassing

>reeeee take gaming more seriously
Maximizing comfiness is the way. Tryhard nolifers have all year to beat records. I want to see tricks and have laughs.

how the fuck do you make a QUAKE SPEEDRUN unwatchable garbage
gdq uh uh finds a way

>>714741054
no shut the fuck up

Quake done shittily

there's literally nothing to even show off

this will be getting an F from me

>>714741034
the remaster kinda butchered speedrunning. older sourceports are better

do obnoxious that I just muted the audio

>>714741054
this is like your 5th post, shut the fuck up

>>714741034
All the poles and slavs who run Quake died due to liver failure, this is the best we got now.

>>714741086
He is not very good at the run so why would he be better at the tricks?

>>714741030
>not even in the board

huh

>runner choking
>BLM shilling like its 2020
>tranny announcer does not shut the fuck up
>runner looks like hes about to have a mental breakdown
>its a literal cacophony
if a missile hit that room and killed everyone inside, it would be a mercy
for them

>>714741034
Actual quake speedrunners would be banned from the event for being too "toxic".
This guy is a nobody, doing a run because he is GDQ staff.

>>714740958
makes sense. she has a booktuber phenotype

>>714740936
>>714741030
Nevermind, maybe he is a DEI hire. They still havnt figured out at this black shilling doesnt help them.

>>714741068
was it though?

I love women.

I feel a powerful Z brewing

I'm sorry, Jaxler...

this shit feels like that time those tumblrfags came together to fund their dogshit con with the shitty ballpit

>quick reload (quake): ):
>quick reload (half-life 1): (:

did you donate yet? were so close to the incentive

how is this better than halo

>>714741171
Yes. Any answer to your faggoty upraised voice is yes.

>>714741054
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>714741138
On the board*

>that was by accident
christ

i am ok with the run not being giga pro
as long as the bantz are fun and vibe comfy

but this feels a bit sterile

yeah just do the secrets anyway why the fuck not
what a shit run

>>714741171
yeah it was fun better than this shit by a mile

>talking over her
lol, lmao even

why the fuck is he doing the secret level

Wow, I can't wait to savor the remaining 5 mintues of this all secrets run!

LET'S FUCKING GO TWITCH CHAT

I can't watch this shit anymore

>>714741034
>quake bros
He's not with us

THEY'RE ALL SCREAMING OVER EACH OTHER
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUP

WE DID IT REDDIT

racism lost

>>714741264
Because he was deliberately stalling

WE DID IT TWITCH CHAT
POGGERS

wow awesome (((speedrun)))

>>714741225
Only a fool would encourage this buffoonery

boy these people are loud

Secrets so secret they couldn't air them.

>Carmack made quake
>Without quake there is no call of duty or fortnite

Anons, do you have what it takes to travel to the past and do the needful?

incentive guaranteed to be shit

>>714741128
>and have laughs
The flops and chokes are among the most memorable parts of these things.

>>714741171
ESA was at least comfy and put me to sleep
this is like listening to fucking merzbow

Thank you The Yeti

>>714741260
>her

Unironically enjoying the shit show more than most of ESA. The drama is more fun than snooze inducing Esa runs

these people are literally hobos begging for their paycheck
actually this is worse

why do we do this to ourselves

THEY JUST DOUBLED THE ESTIMATE

>>714741351
If you don't like games then I suppose this is better

cant believe I was exited for this run

you can unmute now

>>714741329
kek

>>714741351
yes we know anon, you've been posting the same shit for 2 weeks now

>>714740780
No idea what you mean.

>>714741378
Well yeah the category changed

>>714741338
Reisa would never

>>714741326
Shitenite is using the quake engine? No wonder the movement is smooth

COME ON, END THE RUN

I AM EXCITED TO RATE THIS RUN

>>714741297
>says slurs in my mind

>>714741372
ESTIMATE WAS ALWAYS 38:00

>>714741376
is that because of the incentive?

>>714741391
dont trust this guy

>>714741351
ESA is important. It's the only time of the year that Edenal can get it up.

>>714741376
for the few times it turns into an absolute fuck-fest, like right now

>>714741389
>exited
But you're here right now though?

so these are just plants just to incentive people to donate for a dumb goal. interesting.

>>714741409
AH, THANK YOU I WAS MISTAKEN

>>714741378
All secrets is another 16 mins anon

>>714741408
>A cup

easy pass!!

ITS NOT HELL
ITS NOT DOOM
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714741418
? It's using unreal.

Why is Limy streaming outside of the designated black & fast block?

this is awful

Here's an idea: Maybe accept your incentive wasn't a good one, or that it was overpriced.

Just started watching sgdq. Has the first chart been made yet? Any good runs for the first day?

So what happens to the secrets in the levels he already beat? Did he do all of them or not?

>>714741508
yes
no

>

YOU HAVE A BILLION ROCKETS
JUST USE THE ROCKETS ON THE ENEMIES

>>714741326
I'm going to work my way into Id, and during Development I'm going to support Romero for turning Quake into a full blown RPG.
I wanna see that timeline.

>>714741508
yes
no

>>714741376
I like shitposting about it here with the other late 30s/early 40s semi-normies who show up just for these threads twice a year.

>he has a good amount of health
>immediately kills himself

Holy fuck this is the first run that honestly deserves a K

>>714741445
I don't often say this, but I hope he gets raped by an immigrant.

>sr
this kid has a kid?

>>714741504
Or... You give your money and don't think

>>714741508
tranjo fagzooie was ok

can they not stop hyping him up in such a patronizing way for like one fucking minute

the guys on the couch are so patronizing
i get wanting to be supportive but dial it back a bit

>>714741413
(You) are right, Reisa is a prankster and would never hero of course

>>714741565
what does the K stand for

>>714741528
TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMPS

>>714741596
>>714741602
wtf

>>714741596
>>714741602
hmmm....

>>714741596
>>714741602
youre bot broke

>>714741556
I love my fellow miggers like my brothers.
united in shitposting we stand

>ESA ends and GDQ starts
>frogniggers immediately jump out of their swamps

>>714741596
>>714741602
hey wait a second

>>714741615
>>714741614
anons have never heard of posting on your phone and PC at the same time

>>714741508
Banjo and Sekiro were decent

>>714741528
right 20 for easy but it's easy all secrets now because the incentive was met

There has not been 1 second of silence since this run started 23 minutes ago. (stealth estimate increase btw)

>>714741532
Play Strife.

>>714741608
Potassium.

WE GOT SECREYMOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>714741609
I heard alligator alcatraz has a sweet lap pool

>>714741645
>stealth

>0:38:00 estimate

Swear it was different............

I'm confused, is he going to redo the first 3 episodes? How can they change that category halfway through?

>>714741596
>>714741602

I'm bored, post saved pictures from your SGDQ folder

>>714741627
3AM GDQ is more hype than prime time ESA. How does it feel?

>>714741606
Damn straight

>>714740484
No that's Quake 3.

>>714741679
incentive was met

>>714741712
It feels good. I don't need things to be popular to enjoy them.

>>714741698
almost all of mine are fun reaction images but I do have this!!

HE KEEPS RELOADING

>>714741679
No it wasn't. Why would it be increased? You sound insane, anon.
Maybe you should donate some money to absolve yourself after such a malicious claim.

>>714741712
>he's calling this hype

Did he just say cum dog?

>>714741596
>>714741602

This fucking chode on the couch is discovering secrets while learning a fucking speedrunning route.
Have any of these people actually played Quake outside of running it? Holy fuck.

>>714741778
post the redemption video

BANNED

BANNED

oh shub NIGGURATH's pit?
yeah thats where I live

>>714741679
that was the estimate, 38:00 is the zestimate. get BUCKED bitch

>It's almost over
Thank god

>>714741608
Kill

I was faster as a 13 year old kid what the fuck is this shit run?

>>714741759
Brown denial is sad. This run is comfier than all of last week

>>714741796
Is it 3AM? Euro education

>>714741826
>>714741827
what happened

I stopped watching, did the runner start actually running once the incentive was met?

>>714741209
half-lief 2 loading screens are the real cancer

>>714741802
he said cum dump not dog dipshit

>>714741842
>he doesnt know
They're going to go back and do the secrets they missed LMAO

>>714739898
They also play fighting games.

this run is godawful, nonstop fucking yapping

>>714741857
go back, tourist

He really looks like he is going to cry, I feel bad for him since they shouldn't have let him run this.

>>714741863
they poked a corndog out of their paper sack

why the fuck is he replaying levels now?

cheeky little bonus choke

>>714741892
>Alien Isolation
the stuff of legends

>Fucks up the trick
>Reload a saves from halfway through the level
>"Whoops, moving on"
Hellish

>>714741905
I really want to watch a speedrunner cry again. Things haven't been the same since that one dude with the wheel.

>>714741924
To go back and get the secrets

where's yellow shirt guy?

>>714741905
>I feel bad for the nepo baby
who asked

>>714741892
>"godless nights"
post YFW he was completely right

>>714741934
lmao

>>714741924
to get the secrets he skipped before the incentive was met

>>714741952
Golem Get Ye Gone

I miss Pepsi Man

>>714741905
He's realizing why he's relegated to the Coloreds Only Marathon.

hey chart fag, quit jerking off on steam decks and post the chart
useless fuck

>Vibe running
Checks out.