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Now: Sekiro (All Bosses, Glitchless (not really tho))
Next: Quake 64 (Remaster)
Later: Lenna's Inception
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>>714729820
I migged WAY too quickly. Sorry OP
>>714737350 (OP)Is she a midget? That's a hot midget
damn......it probably was for the best that speedrunner duke_bilgewater was banned from GDQs after this leaked.......dude is ice cold....
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>>714737350 (OP)thar be miggers afoot
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MIGGUM INSTANTANEUM!
>$11k left on next game incentive
unless these extra bosses take like 30 minutes i think they might just let this one go
>that incredibly flat "wooww"
When are we getting Unamusume?
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>>714737596>GDQ missing an incentiveHave you heard of yetee?
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>>714737471hes based as fuck and I'm glad that burden on their lives took care of itself.
>>714737350 (OP)What I would give to see her tiny little titties bouncing. I'll bet she's got ghost nips.
>>714737471this reads like a fucked up ntr fanfic
>>714737629THIS, nigga where the anime at?
Fuck off with this western shit
>>714737651they just dropped 10k to get the incentive we're watching now, they wont saving this next one
>>714737610SSS. A fun couch makes for a fun run
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>>714737610I'm doin' him a B
>if you try to deflect it all, it just doesn't work
TRUE but it is possible, it's just very hard.
I hate this guy's runs and especially his couch.
Don't know why, just don't like 'em.
>>714737610A for actual speedrun
>>714737610C, bad host/dono begging/annoying voice
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>>714737610D for damn boring
>>714737649>During Frame Fatales events, emotes featuring Pepe the frog, and variants of such are not permitted in our chatWTF, that's actually real...
>>714737610A. Good palate cleanser after the beat saber garbage
>>714737629right after Toilet Gaming, anon
>>714737660>migged>A homosexual performing oral sex on straight man while he sleeps
what are some other fun parryslop games?
>>714737610B. I like Sekiro and Mitch is alright. I didn't care about it being glitchless and him using a glitch, I'm here to see the bosses get GAPED which is why it's not an A cause he died some.
>>714737610A. Good speedrun, decent tech, great couch/banter. Nothing truly outstanding but it's a good start for Day 1
>>714737610B
Died a few times
>>714737596>they might just let this one goFirst time?
They held the entire stream hostage for 2+ hours at the end of an event because they didn't hit an "incentive"
>>714737692>>714737637>>714737651you guys are acting like they've never missed an incentive, they usually have to quietly fail several of them per marathon. they'll only do 45 minutes of blatant stalling if its the final day, for other incentives they'll only stall if they're pretty close but this thing isn't even at 50%
>>714738001>turning the weeans against her
>>714737980the exception proves the rule. Caspere knew this
why even have incentives and not just dono milestones? i doubt half the people donating even know about the incentive option
>>714737596If it was Doom they could rally Reddit but no one cares about Quake but a few uncs
>>714737596>he doesnt know
>>714737929>heheh first time?they don't do that for every incentive you dumb fucker, just stuff they're close to making or the high profile final day shit like the zelda one. they miss multiple incentives every marathon
I like FromSoft games but god they're so boring to watch
>>714737980>implying they didn't already stall out the stream on day one for the sekiro incentiveMaybe you're right, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.
Got a nice whiskey and shit posting with you lads. Gunna be a good week, no matter how faggy and sterile GDQ has become
>>714737610B- it was boring, but well done.
>>714738090>It's a dog eat dog world, Ray. And I'm the chinaman.what did he mean by this
>>714738152Cheers with a lager.
>>714737947she got anything in stockings?
>>714737610A+ great all around, game, run, couch and commentary
I missed it, was she actually good at beatsaber or did they just let her play around a bit since she's a female staffer
Is Spike doing this shit to find meaning again after his wife left him?
>>714737980The only substantial one was the DiaPer remake, any by technicality they didn't because they ran that shit back
>>714737883tumble dryer simulators are the best
>>714738276https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rJmoNlBjEE
>>714737720cant believe cringing with babish got migged in the steamy hot summer of '92
did scent die or something?
Shoutouts to Aggy's wife he dumped for the zoomer poon.
>>714735945It's biggest fault was low energy, I don't disagree, but the runs themselves were solid and they at least know how to focus on the runs rather than constant donation begging for some corrupt soros NGO. Also, cuter girls.
>>714736002Frezzy, romscout, emptyeye, chip vogel, carcinogen, feasel, andrewG, even uyama before he trooned out or queered out or whatever; we had no idea how good things were nor how much they could degenerate into shit. Still, ESA is solid as a showcase for the hobby itself with a handful of fun runners, but nothing can ever compare to the golden age before it became a business that needed nannying and sanitization. I really regret not honing my skills and getting good enough to run 2 or 3 games well enough to at least go to one pre-2013 GDQ, but c'est la vie.
>>714737291Stellar body but you can tell she needs a few pounds of makeup to be presentable. I'll take a girl with great skin and okay bod over a girl with a great bod and leathery skin every day.
>>714737610B worse than the hitless with the chokes. This guy just can't play the game well
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>>714738440He semi-retired
He's only doing backstage stuff now.
>>714738440he got a promotion
new prize segments going so poorly that they called sent back in day one
He returned when we needed him most...
That sounded like a genuine scream.
>>714738365I watched twenty seconds of a stream of his a few days ago and it seemed like he had mic quality of a third worlder YouTube video from 2008. Shouldn't he know better
>>714738506Prize Hobo / 10
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>>714738276I'm doin' him an S
>>714738456it's a beautiful story, true love won
>>714738170>okay like seriously though>really like>whatever>but like sometimes like... like>likeThere's a lot going on upstairs, huh...
>>714737350 (OP)>sent is no longer the prize goblin>he is/v/? explain yourselves
MrGrabAndPout complaining about having to post 300 pictures as his job is pitiful
>>714738538speak of the smell and he shall appear
>>714738479just sheer stockings
>>714738458Hello oldfag
>pre-2013Even 2013 and 2014 were really fun still
Oh God they are stalling
FUCK
Quake 64 remaster doesn't actually exist, right? They just modified the PC version to resemble it somewhat.
>>714738651thats his piece of ass sister
iirc shes an NFL cheerleader
>>714738651That's his sister isn't it
>>714737610>I'm lowering the rating because he died!Truly midwit take. You'd rate some baby game run S because it has no obvious fail state. You should be rating on overall entertainment value. Not saying this was a top tier run but your rating criteria is shit and not helpful to anyone trying to judge what run to watch.
>>714737649Is that the """women""" only event that is 95% troons?
welp, guess i was wrong. they really are gonna stall this one out despite it not even being 50% met. i kneel to GDQ's greed
>>714738458>for some corrupt soros NGOMaybe you should stop being such a chud.
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nobody can beat the stall
why some men like having gross, unkept, disgusting looking beards? Aren't they embarrassed?
>lp for sekiro
It probably has the worst fromsoft ost (which is saying something because they are orchestraslop that all sounds the same)
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>>714738506I'm doin' him an S
That's Eevee I believe! Wow I need that!
>>714738719Yeah, its all a big mod essentially in the Kex engine
>>714738812this is the cleanest sent has ever looked tho
i like that zorua plushie
>>714738752thank you kindly. please post more if you have.
LOTS OF ENERGY IN THIS SEGMENT
>>714738812Some people get off to being a dwarf.
>>714737837That's how they mentally cope. By avoiding reality and every little innocuous word, phrase, and image that "triggers" them which amounts to a lot.
>>714738812Once you're fat/bald everything else falls apart
It's like that one Seinfeld episode where Elaine dates a guy who saves his head bald voluntarily but she convinces him to grow his hair out. Once he finds out that he's actually balded naturally without realizing it he stops giving a shit about his appearance
>>714738812dude lives for gdq, his identity is the prize wizard
>Goblin back on day 1
I swear he must be afraid showering will wash away his charisma, because he's the only one on the crew with it.
>>714738832At what point in the Re: series should I play Metaphor?
>best runProbably Avowed desu
when is it time for her game?
>>714738961DUDE IN A SILK DRESS
did sent finally get a new pair of pants?
I'm starting to look like scent
>>714738812>why noun verb?Why don't you crack open your English textbook?
To imitate you
Why English textbook not reading?
How many US Dollars have (You) donated, /v/? Donaters of under $1,000 need to reply.
>>714739031JUST
FUCKING
SHAVE
>>714738827sekiro's ost is fine, at least the main battle theme is pretty good. agree that from slop's osts are highly overrated in general though. most of the games have like two or three genuinely good boss themes are the rest are shit.
bloodborne especially has a very meh ost that people glaze for some reason. gehrman's theme is good but that's about it, ludwig's theme does not deserve the praise it gets at all
>>714739050need not reply*
A very important error. Fucking shit.
>>714739050Long time GDQ viewer, since 2013 at least.
$0 (Total)
>pocket rice
damn sent is based as fuck
>>714739042why you nigger?
>>714739042why newfags don't lurk anymore
That's a LOT of empty chairs!
>>714738961 Like....mirrors
>>714738827>It probably has the worst fromsoft oststupid fucking uneducated pleb opinion
>>714739076gascoigne as well
can't call him tomatoanus but satan is fine
>>7147390500$ but why must I reply?
>>714738962Holy shit I just watched that episode earlier tonight
You don't hold a yearly speedrunning marathon for over a decade with a decline in speedrunning interest successfully without shady shit going on right?
>>714739050watched GDQ since 2013, never even been close to donating a single time
i did donate to ESA one time to try an get a nugget dono read on stream during a punchy run (they didn't read it though)
>>714739143Why anon is nigger
Is how you would unironically say it lmao
>>714739042why care should I?
>>714739161Yeah, idk why they do this shit.
Well we know why, it's because she's a woman. Therefore she gets privilege that men don't get for some reason.
>>714739031>>714739075>>714738812>invite highschool friends over for birthday>they come in unshaven with beards and in graphic t-shirts>rest of friends are properly dressedWhy is it so hard to dress up for a special occasion at least?
>>714739208at this point it would actually be easier to list off the shady shit NOT happening at these events
>Easy
If only I noticed, I wouldn't feel so let down
>>714739208donation totals and viewer count have been going down steadily after covid, but that's been happening to streaming in general and not just gdq
>>714739146Are you admitting being an ESL retard is board culture?
>>714739291Oh it's easy... Lame
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who wants a prize?!
no
WHO WANTS A WILD PRIZE?
also goddamn can this reader please shut the fuck up
Lea smug
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My run is up next, wish me luck!
She's literally just saying MSF over and over again; someone strangle this bitch.
>>714739269>dress nicely>friends make fun of you
You will donate $10000 to get the all secrets run, right anon?
>>714739269Why don't you just enjoy their company and not be a raging asshole?
>>714739376The MSF are terrorists
>>714739376this girl struggles to play peggle. she's doing her best
>>714739437You're thinking of the NSF.
How about just one nightmare mode run? For a change.
>>714739208No, you don't, however the current guard quickly work to boot anyone whose shadiness/not charity-friendly public image surfaces. Example: Y'all outed Nichole's fansly last event cycle, and look who isn't around this year, after staff added a clause to the volunteering about providing socials so that staff can screen any volunteers?
/v/ won, and will continue winning until only the theater kids remain.
>>714739424the yeti will save us
>>714739437The IDF are terrorists.
Give me money right now!!!
>>714739291>>714739346QDQ isnt about combat, difficulty doesnt matter. Its all about
>>714739407
>>714739478Both are correct
>>714739208Yes because they make hand over fist, and they are always neutral. Why is this hard to understand?
It doesn't cost several mil to run this event.
Let alone the amount of ad revenue, if it's anything to go by with no name streamers with a fraction of their viewer base, they make money hand over fist.
Why does it take them so long to setup?
Are they really stalling for 10k for a fucking doom run bro
I'm feeling kinda uncomfortable right now... Why is she pressuring the viewer so much.
>>714739510And it's a western porn game?
>>714739407HUUH! HUUH! HUUH! HUUH! HUUH! HUUH! HUUH!
They just don't make games like Quake anymore.
>>714739425I do enjoy their company but the lack of effort puzzles me. It's a special day so would you just come looking like you rolled out of bed? Coworker or university understood and dressed and groomed properly. It makes photos look so weird with half the people looking like they are headed to an American mall and the other half actually dressed up.
never really see runs doing the hardest difficulty these days
i get they're bad for marathons, but it's still neat
last one i can think of was halo (think it was 3?) being run on legendary
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>dad walks in
>>714739556There's no setup it's stalling till people gib money
>when my boss cracks a "joke"
>black and fast
That can't be real!
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theres a space for niggers now? lmao
>BLACK SPEED RUNNERS
Where are the white speed runners? Let's celebrate white speed runners.
Oh for fucks sake with the nigger shilling.
No one gives a fuck what color you are, just be a good speedrunner
They renamed it from "Unapologetically Black and Fast" to "Black in a Flash"?
>black
>WOOOOO
>30 seconds of uproarious applause
This is America
You guys are tuning in for the kwanzaa special right?
More like Gone in a Flash. Like store property.
I thought it was called Unapologetically Black and Fast?
>>714739651oh hey dad i didnt know you were in town, lets grab a beer
>>714739672Can someone ban this BIGOT??
>>714739667Uhhhh, chud? White man can't jump.
>>714739478Don't think you know the commander
>>714739509Ah yes
>>714739672Cry harder, not everythings about you
>>714737350 (OP)The fattest, angriest Gerudo cock in the universe. She deserves it.
Just played warfork for the first time,
owned, got shit on, got shit on, then owned
now quake II 64 run up?
based
the game that got me into quake
>Black in a flash
Christ its so racist its perfect
>>714739591For me its Simon Bisley's Hunter
16 whole mins for 15k no way?!?
>>714739651me on the right
why did they wait to open this incentive until halfway through sekiro?
10k for 16 more minutes let’s do it chat!
BAH GAWD
A $5,000 DONATION FROM THE YETEE
FROM THE TOP ROPE
>10 gorillian dollars from the yeti....
>>714739583Sure
Hell yeah
Why not
>>714739672Here's a better question, where are the black speed runners at GDQ? Have they all been segregated?
Because the trannies sure aren't segregated to the Frame Fatales event. They're all over GDQ.
>>714739736don't talk shit about grand master flash
>black speedrunner
>any pronouns
fuck this I'm out
>>714739729It has been laid. Don't fall for it fellas
>>714739651I'm just gonna say it. I like the fatale mascot thing (the cat on the right) Simple design
>dumped the incentive
all of you "first time?" fags better apologize RIGHT NOW
This guy looks not only BLACK but FAST too!
WOOOOOO A BLACK GUY WOOOOOO
I thought black people combusted when they tried to play Quake.
Oh shit it's nigger Jaxler
They failed it's over for GDQ I guess USAID was the main donater
Any webms from the Sekiro run?
>basketball American
>playing quake
I thought they only played weeb shit and sports games?
>>714739307Be careful, this picture sent a tranny and his two boyfriends into a frothing rage last thread.
In retrosprective it was probably just a tranny samefagging because after he cried to the jannies and he ended up being banned himself when he came back his boyfriends suspiciously wouldn't post anymore. Samefagging while phoneposting is hard work I guess.
>Zoomer blackie playing Quake
What? I thought only Polish people ran Quake?
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which one is the she/her?
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY THE GAME
Holy fuck hes black. hes BLACK. HE IS B L A C K
this changes EVERYTHING.
2025-2021 is hard math to be fair
>>714739892wtf for? it was pretty unremarkable, what did I miss??
>any
So everyone is going to use "he/him", so what's the point?
can you please start the run :)
>if anything cool happens, just clap
thanks for the instructions, retard
>>714739941Shut the fuck up
>>714739764Thanks a lot, asshole. My monitor expanded and spilled my drink.
>>714739941I would assume it's the one with long hair and a plushie
>they're keeping the donation incentive open
>but it's not a second bonus run, so you're just going to get like 30% of an all secrets run
wut
>>714739898an autistic black guy once hosted a streamed QC:DE tournament for funzies
>>714739968Hope nig/ger has a great run!
>noo i am triggered by le black speedrunner
the guy sounds like he's about to have a heart attack
>>714737641Every dollar that goes to doctors without borders is one more indian sent to your county and town
“Guys please chat during the run”
>>714739952That's what I'm asking. I didn't see it.
>the incentive literally gets less impactful the longer it takes to be met
Oh this is gonna fuck him up.
>>714739856yep this one's going in my memory hole
GDQ is like a weird window into the madness of the late 20teens to early 2020s where all this insane shit was allowed to manifest outside of its containment zones.
why the fuck are they doing the n64 mod fucking ugly shit
Will this be the first missed incentive for this year?
>>714738001what's the difference between sexual violence and future sexual violence?
Am I crazy or does the webcam have a really wide FoV?
Is it because it's Quake?
>>714740041ok, then no, nothing too impressive happened, it was a pretty ok run and a decent enough speedrun
i love these pc game runs. finally some fuckin speedrunning
>>714739934It wasn't that it was retards asking for sauce for shit they can Google. @GROK WHERE'S THE SOURCE WHERE'S THE SOURCE @GROK
This guy fucking sucks, he's dropped the bunny hops like 3 times already.
Why is Jaxler always flashing his legs?
>>714739968Virtue signaling
>>714740002Nah that was a reference to an MST3K episode. I remember Crow says it but not which episode
>>714740024why do I keep seeing this wo(mans) face posted everywhere
>>714739941Clearly it's the one manspreading with male mannerisms and behavior
This nigger is already choking
wow that guy is fucking awful
>black don't cr-ACK
>YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS QUICKLY SAVING US
this is already a disaster
if this dude wasn't black this run would be at 7 am on a Tuesday morning (wish this wasn't true)
>>714740093the dutch angle is driving me nuts as well
so this is black excellence........
Seven people run this and this dude is the bottom of the ladder
>>714740110>finally some fuckin quick save/quick load spam
>coloured green lighting in the cage like the mariokart thwomp
deepest lore?
black only runs is kinda retarded but honestly, i'm all for keeping arenashooters alive with younger people
>>714740132He's rocking the autism shoes and shorts combination, it's a good look for an autist
>>714740131Do it yourself for 50,000 viewers then dude
>How to recognize signs of choking.
This is a mockery to the original Quake Done Quick.
He's nervous so please be kind!
>shilling this hard for donos on the first day
honestly not sure if I can make it this year
grenade jumps too hard for niggers lel
This guy is not good at quake
>shoutouts to the source engine
uh wut? why not use a speedrun client or the remaster which is kex
why?
>>714739934Well she was just on the stream so it's relevant. The OP is a webm of a woman who is at GDQ after all.
>>714740190Yes but you see the other six aren't black
wait theyre keeping the incentive up? if we meet it do we just restart the whole run?
>>714740203It's fucking Quake, people mastered the speedrun 20 years ago.
>yea so here I wan-
dono train HOYYPPPEEE!!!
>waste more time doing the zombie block than he would have just doing it normally
>>714737350 (OP)I want to impregnate her in costume.
>Speedrun
>Spend 2 minutes dancing in a room with a zombie
zzzz
this is shit
how it should be done btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtFyFLmLdU
>>714740198Rainbow lighting and excessive texture filtering is just the N64 aesthetic
>>714740223yeah usually the hosts aren't this fucking annoying about hard shilling incentives until like wednesday. pulling this on the first day is a new low
>countdowns
>constant choking
>basketball american that can't play
F from me fellas
OK so satanherserlf is officially here for the dono commission yes?
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Sure glad for the 1 dollar interval interruptions every 30 seconds
>he's failed every single trick so far
>>714740198I'm a political prisoner! Attica! Attica!
>>714740278 why do you think he's running quake 64 dumb nigger
>>714740214Go back to sleep grandpa
>first decent run of the night
>announcerfag wont shut up
every fucking time.
>There's a thing I can do but can't
Wow not really feeling like this secret run will be that great
>>714740142she's the queen of /v/
>>714740371hes gonna get tilted especially with that annoying announcer
the fuckin bitch on the donation reading is just makin this funnier
>diversity hire speedrunner
>four people competing to explain speedrun mechanic--
GUYS ONLY $10,000 TO GO DONATE NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONATE
It is hilarious spotting all the dirty euros salty that the real speedrunners raised more money in minutes than they did in a week.
Quake run is comfy lets go
>DEI speedrunner
>keeps fucking up
this is absolutely hopeless, quake is the premier speedun game and deserves better
>>714740257no, he'll just swap to that route wherever they're at. meaning he's already skipping secrets and it wont be an "all secrets" run. didn't think it was gonna get met but he's choking so hard it could actually happen
>>714740362It's a fucking charity, dont like dont watch
Oh, it's back again?
Time to do another GDQ speedrun tranny%
Record is 2 seconds.
>>714738697Yeah, I caught some stuff from that era and some of it was good stuff. The decline was slow and gradual until it became a sheer drop into the abyss.
>>714740395He's choking constantly
is the carmack fast inverse sqrt game?
>>714740391>nigger is ageistHey someone bring a random Euro to actually run quake. This is fucking horrible
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Are we gonna go to black gdq? Honestly might be better then regular gdq
usually they pick easy just to make it go faster not because they actually can't perform
>>714740436They are called europoors for a reason but this trash run is nothing to be proud of.
This has to be the most niche category imaginable
>quake 64
>but the remaster
>of quake 64
god I hate gdq why do I still watch this shit
LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Wait, this is on Easy too
Ok this guy is legit terrible at this game
>satanherself
What's her fucking problem?
They aren't gonna get it and I'm curious as to when the announcer is going to silently give up
>>714740469My bad spike-san
>>714740335Is the difference in movement between the original and Kex versions so drastically different or does this guy really just suck all the balls?
ALL OF THE FORCES OF GOD HAVE CONSPIRED AGAINST ME
>>714740436Man let it go. Enjoy the runs
>>714740542Dude hes probably better than you lmao
>tries to interrupt run with donations
>gets shut down
THIS IS WHY I WATCH
>>714740542No, Quake64 is RACIST!
maybe blacks dont belong in speedrunning...
Does Limy even have any records? Can't find any on speedrun.com
Am I blind or is he not on the board at all
https://www.speedrun.com/quake_enhanced
I can't even find him on the website. Are there any other sites for Quake speedruns?
Also a good run is around 15 minutes
no mas
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>>714740507I wonder if the black gdq will be as accurate as the female gdq (aka no actual black people)
gotta be nerves. his practice runs were much better than this shit
I'm no Quake or Source pro, but this guy sucks at bhopping
we passed dopefish so who cares about secrets now
they should revoke his black in a flash membership
>>714740485God I would kill someone to see DSP run a game at GDQ.
>WHAT DO I DO HERE
YOU HAVE GUNS
FUCKING SHOOT THEM YOU DUMBASS HOLY FUCK
>zoomer speedrunners
that's the real problem
>>714740471Well it was 5 seconds this time round.
Had to read the pronouns to spot the degenerate on the couch.
>>714740476>CGDQ and pre-2013 GDQThe classical era
>AGDQ 2013, SGDQ 2013The golden age
>2014The last hurrah
>2015The beginning of the end
>2016 and beyondThe aforementioned sheer drop
where the fuck is the chart
>>714740592>Does Limy even have any records? Can't find any on speedrun.comThat website is just suppressing it because of systemic racism
BRUH THIS NIGGA COOKED FR
Guy in the middle has a more feminine voice than the tranny lol
>>714740625dopefish lives!
They are literally YELLING in his ear to fuck up and stall more.
You guys say DEI hire but that guy is how zoomers look these days. Just a dogshit nigger like entity that can't do his job.
>literally called easy run
>can't do it
>>714740525I don't know either man.
>hey GDQ is happening let's check out the thread>turn on the stream>"CMON CHAT WE'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE TO THE INCENTIVE WE JUST NEED AN EXTRA PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!"I set myself up for it every time and still fall for it.
>>7147405921lb of Feathers any%
please god shut the fuck up
>Host starts talking
>He fucks up even harder
She's causing at least 25% of this.
I'm someone that thinks people are too tough on GDQ stuff these days, but the fake exuberance from the female announcer calling on people to donate every few minutes is really grating.
>>714740483It appears that the gentleman is having trouble breathing
>>714740696I don't even watch the actually event anymore. I watch people complain about it.
Thanks, anon
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Oh, that explains it
Actual trainwreck due the announcer being insufferable with the choke, unfortunate. Poor guy looks like he is going to cry.
>>714740696it has been DSP'd over the years.
hearing a bitch ask for money every 3 minutes is incredibly infuriating
How the fuck is quake secrets a huge gdq moment? I know the announcer is a tranny so is inherently delusional but this is another level of dumb
>>714740490did you forget your pills again?
>affirmative action runner
>he sucks
Who could have predicted this?
>>714740696I watch it as a sort of funny thing. It's funny up until the jews go full Soviet Union, so I need to know what they're up to.
>>714740240she's a bit of a pit fiend
>reload
>reload
>reload
>reload
>reload
Standards for runners are so low now that you could grab any rando off the street, have them practice a game for four hours, and they'd make the cut.
>>714740753dei nepo shoo-in
>>714740753Shoutouts to the tech team!
>>714740753NEPOTISM?! NO VEY
BLACK LIVES MATTER COME ON CHAT
>>714740741Nope, little nigger is actually dogshit
The dude is probably a great runner at this game, but with the screeching from this woman and the pressure hes having a rough go.
The black shilling makes sympathy impossible though.
Does anyone have that extension which mutes the stream when the donation reader sound animation plays?
>>714740753i assume 90% of runs that get accepted are GDQ staff at this point
>>714740403i see her on /lit/ too...... very unsettling
GIVE US THAT INCENTIVE YOU LOSERS! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO PAY, RENT? ELECTRICITY? THE INCENTIVE FOR GDQ IS THE WORD OF THE LORD! HAND OVER YOUR MOENY!
>>714740791That's just how PC FPS runs are.
Mother fucker what are they doing
>astroboy run at 2am
why did they make this so late
Are you fucking kidding me
>>714740741your decent into bitterness begins anon.
everyone has their tipping point.
>literally pausing the fucking game
what the fuck is this shit
holy fuck i can not stand listening to this banshee
>>714740753Everything about this run is fucking terrible, even the background.
>Now he's fucking stallingOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
HOLY FUCK MAKE HER SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU VILL PAY FOR THE SECRETS AND YOU VILL LIKE IT
HAHHAHAHHA OH GOD THEYRE PAUSING
>you can just pause the game for an incentive
aight den
Jesus Christ are you fucking kidding me.
I'm legit muting every 30 seconds this host won't shut the fuck up man
>>714740820Then why is he running the scuffed N64 version instead of regular quake? You stupid nigger. None of those tricks are particularly hard
>>714740861>Mother fucker what are they doingYou know EXACTLY what they are doing
And this is why nobody takes this shit seriously anymore
yeteebros...i don't feel so good
>>714740880I'm not so much bitter just like I have eyes that see and ears that hear.
>stalling already
We're barely half a day in
Okay I'm skipping this run and going to bed this is unbearable
LETS GO /v/ CHAT
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>714740853well she's a book youtuber so that actually makes sense
>looking forward to the quake run
>absolutely ruined by the announcer
every fucking time
JUST CHANGE THE DONO GOAL LIKE YOU DO THE ESTIMATES
>>714740753he lookin zesty
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>>714740820>The dude is probably a great runner at this game, but...Brother, he's not even on the fucking leaderboard for Quake 64, Remastered or not
https://www.speedrun.com/quake_n64?h=Any-Easy-NTSC&x=jdrvgnn2-38dj3ox8.21g20w8l-kn0jzo3l.klrn93o1
https://www.speedrun.com/quake_enhanced?h=Quake_64-kb-m-any-easy&x=wdm5gqe2-ql61vkx8.4qy9622l-9l7xp4pn.4lx9j2gl
>this run
quake bros
explain yourselves
from what i've seen any sort of sound causes zoomers to lose focus, poor guy can't hang
>>714740985Dude it's a charity event, you can watch your autistic speedruns on youtube
>>714741034rocket jumping too hard
well at least the return of esa was decent
this shit is embarrassing
I'm all for younger generations getting into classic games but this zoomlet is unironically worse at quake than my 10 year old nephew, this shit is embarrassing
>reeeee take gaming more seriously
Maximizing comfiness is the way. Tryhard nolifers have all year to beat records. I want to see tricks and have laughs.
how the fuck do you make a QUAKE SPEEDRUN unwatchable garbage
gdq uh uh finds a way
>>714741054no shut the fuck up
there's literally nothing to even show off
this will be getting an F from me
>>714741034the remaster kinda butchered speedrunning. older sourceports are better
do obnoxious that I just muted the audio
>>714741054this is like your 5th post, shut the fuck up
>>714741034All the poles and slavs who run Quake died due to liver failure, this is the best we got now.
>>714741086He is not very good at the run so why would he be better at the tricks?
>>714741030>not even in the boardhuh
>runner choking
>BLM shilling like its 2020
>tranny announcer does not shut the fuck up
>runner looks like hes about to have a mental breakdown
>its a literal cacophony
if a missile hit that room and killed everyone inside, it would be a mercy
for them
>>714741034Actual quake speedrunners would be banned from the event for being too "toxic".
This guy is a nobody, doing a run because he is GDQ staff.
>>714740958makes sense. she has a booktuber phenotype
>>714740936>>714741030Nevermind, maybe he is a DEI hire. They still havnt figured out at this black shilling doesnt help them.
>>714741068was it though?
I feel a powerful Z brewing
I'm sorry, Jaxler...
this shit feels like that time those tumblrfags came together to fund their dogshit con with the shitty ballpit
>quick reload (quake): ):
>quick reload (half-life 1): (:
did you donate yet? were so close to the incentive
how is this better than halo
>>714741171Yes. Any answer to your faggoty upraised voice is yes.
>>714741054Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>that was by accident
christ
i am ok with the run not being giga pro
as long as the bantz are fun and vibe comfy
but this feels a bit sterile
yeah just do the secrets anyway why the fuck not
what a shit run
>>714741171yeah it was fun better than this shit by a mile
>talking over her
lol, lmao even
why the fuck is he doing the secret level
Wow, I can't wait to savor the remaining 5 mintues of this all secrets run!
LET'S FUCKING GO TWITCH CHAT
I can't watch this shit anymore
>>714741034>quake brosHe's not with us
THEY'RE ALL SCREAMING OVER EACH OTHER
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>714741264Because he was deliberately stalling
WE DID IT TWITCH CHAT
POGGERS
wow awesome (((speedrun)))
>>714741225Only a fool would encourage this buffoonery
boy these people are loud
Secrets so secret they couldn't air them.
>Carmack made quake
>Without quake there is no call of duty or fortnite
Anons, do you have what it takes to travel to the past and do the needful?
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incentive guaranteed to be shit
>>714741128>and have laughsThe flops and chokes are among the most memorable parts of these things.
>>714741171ESA was at least comfy and put me to sleep
this is like listening to fucking merzbow
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Thank you The Yeti
Unironically enjoying the shit show more than most of ESA. The drama is more fun than snooze inducing Esa runs
these people are literally hobos begging for their paycheck
actually this is worse
why do we do this to ourselves
THEY JUST DOUBLED THE ESTIMATE
>>714741351If you don't like games then I suppose this is better
cant believe I was exited for this run
>>714741351yes we know anon, you've been posting the same shit for 2 weeks now
>>714740780No idea what you mean.
>>714741378Well yeah the category changed
>>714741338Reisa would never
>>714741326Shitenite is using the quake engine? No wonder the movement is smooth
COME ON, END THE RUN
I AM EXCITED TO RATE THIS RUN
>>714741297>says slurs in my mind
>>714741372ESTIMATE WAS ALWAYS 38:00
>>714741376is that because of the incentive?
>>714741391dont trust this guy
>>714741351ESA is important. It's the only time of the year that Edenal can get it up.
>>714741376for the few times it turns into an absolute fuck-fest, like right now
>>714741389>exitedBut you're here right now though?
so these are just plants just to incentive people to donate for a dumb goal. interesting.
>>714741409AH, THANK YOU I WAS MISTAKEN
>>714741378All secrets is another 16 mins anon
>>714741408>A cupeasy pass!!
ITS NOT HELL
ITS NOT DOOM
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714741418? It's using unreal.
Why is Limy streaming outside of the designated black & fast block?
Here's an idea: Maybe accept your incentive wasn't a good one, or that it was overpriced.
Just started watching sgdq. Has the first chart been made yet? Any good runs for the first day?
So what happens to the secrets in the levels he already beat? Did he do all of them or not?
YOU HAVE A BILLION ROCKETS
JUST USE THE ROCKETS ON THE ENEMIES
>>714741326I'm going to work my way into Id, and during Development I'm going to support Romero for turning Quake into a full blown RPG.
I wanna see that timeline.
>>714741376I like shitposting about it here with the other late 30s/early 40s semi-normies who show up just for these threads twice a year.
>he has a good amount of health
>immediately kills himself
Holy fuck this is the first run that honestly deserves a K
>>714741445I don't often say this, but I hope he gets raped by an immigrant.
>>714741504Or... You give your money and don't think
>>714741508tranjo fagzooie was ok
can they not stop hyping him up in such a patronizing way for like one fucking minute
the guys on the couch are so patronizing
i get wanting to be supportive but dial it back a bit
>>714741413(You) are right, Reisa is a prankster and would never hero of course
>>714741565what does the K stand for
>>714741528TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMPS
>>714741556I love my fellow miggers like my brothers.
united in shitposting we stand
>ESA ends and GDQ starts
>frogniggers immediately jump out of their swamps
>>714741615>>714741614anons have never heard of posting on your phone and PC at the same time
>>714741508Banjo and Sekiro were decent
>>714741528right 20 for easy but it's easy all secrets now because the incentive was met
There has not been 1 second of silence since this run started 23 minutes ago. (stealth estimate increase btw)
WE GOT SECREYMOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>714741609I heard alligator alcatraz has a sweet lap pool
>0:38:00 estimate
Swear it was different............
I'm confused, is he going to redo the first 3 episodes? How can they change that category halfway through?
GDQ MVPs
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I'm bored, post saved pictures from your SGDQ folder
>>7147416273AM GDQ is more hype than prime time ESA. How does it feel?
Reisa
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>>714740484No that's Quake 3.
>>714741679incentive was met
>>714741712It feels good. I don't need things to be popular to enjoy them.
>>714741698almost all of mine are fun reaction images but I do have this!!
>>714741679No it wasn't. Why would it be increased? You sound insane, anon.
Maybe you should donate some money to absolve yourself after such a malicious claim.
>this is going by way too fast
>>714741712>he's calling this hype
This fucking chode on the couch is discovering secrets while learning a fucking speedrunning route.
Have any of these people actually played Quake outside of running it? Holy fuck.
>>714741778post the redemption video
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oh shub NIGGURATH's pit?
yeah thats where I live
>>714741679that was the estimate, 38:00 is the zestimate. get BUCKED bitch
>It's almost over
Thank god
I was faster as a 13 year old kid what the fuck is this shit run?
>>714741759Brown denial is sad. This run is comfier than all of last week
>>714741796Is it 3AM? Euro education
I stopped watching, did the runner start actually running once the incentive was met?
>>714741209half-lief 2 loading screens are the real cancer
>>714741802he said cum dump not dog dipshit
>>714741842>he doesnt knowThey're going to go back and do the secrets they missed LMAO
>>714739898They also play fighting games.
this run is godawful, nonstop fucking yapping
>>714741857go back, tourist
He really looks like he is going to cry, I feel bad for him since they shouldn't have let him run this.
>>714741863they poked a corndog out of their paper sack
why the fuck is he replaying levels now?
cheeky little bonus choke
>>714741892>Alien Isolation the stuff of legends
>Fucks up the trick
>Reload a saves from halfway through the level
>"Whoops, moving on"
Hellish
>>714741905I really want to watch a speedrunner cry again. Things haven't been the same since that one dude with the wheel.
>>714741924To go back and get the secrets
where's yellow shirt guy?
>>714741905>I feel bad for the nepo babywho asked
>>714741892>"godless nights"post YFW he was completely right
>>714741924to get the secrets he skipped before the incentive was met
>>714741952Golem Get Ye Gone
>>714741905He's realizing why he's relegated to the Coloreds Only Marathon.
hey chart fag, quit jerking off on steam decks and post the chart
useless fuck
>this is vibes based speedrunning
This nigga Locked in his chastity cage mayhaps
I swear to god he was missing this exact jump 20 minutes ago
>>714742007it needs asteam port already ffs
wait... did they meet the incentive near the end of the run and start over??? i swear i left and it was a minute from being over and not met
Little nigger baby struggles on stream
this guy on the couch getting banned
>>714742037>>714742042i hate this shit so much
>>714742007those cutscenes make my tacklebox tingle
>>714742072He actually, genuinely stalled out the last 2k.
>>714741962>>714741984that's not how it works
>>714741819No, most zoomer "speedrunners" aren't fans of the game nor even discover tricks themselves. They literally just copy routes discovered by other people and perfect them with slightly better execution. The second one thing goes wrong or something unexpected happens, they turn to water and are way out of their depth. Literal zero knowledge.
It's one of the many reasons why "speedrunning" is a joke.
i thought gdq was supposed to have good runners
>I had to shoot the grenade for limy
speedrunman's burden
>>714742076you're crotch has a grabber?
>the runner is so bad somebody else had to do the trick for him
ngl quake looks boring as fuck as a speedrun
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So correct me here if I'm wrong
>they shilled the incentive as something they need to meet before the run starts
>they don't meet it but still keep shilling it after the run started and just have him start doing secrets once the incentive is met
>claim it as some kind of a "historical GDQ moment" when they get the money late and the nigger starts doing secrets (and they get an excuse to double his estimate, as he sucks)
>runner goes back and does early levels again so he effectively restarted the run over halfway in
>>714742114Well fuck idk how does it work?
This run is so bad that the jannies have halted banning people for racism
>>714742121they're good at stalling for cash
>>714742121Well GDQ fallen on hard times they have to recruit their own members to speedrun for them
how quickly can someone get pissed drunk for every time a runner says "It's fine"
>>714742125genital warts are like a rockwall's handholds for your junk
Nothing about this run is "schmoovin" you fucking tool, shut the hell up.
NEW INCENTIVE! GET YOUR WALLETS OUT NOW!
>>714742162He also gave himself weapons he wasn't supposed to have when he went back
wake up babe new incentive just dropped!!!!
>>714742162don't forget
>actively paused the game multiple times so the incentive could be met
Why are you retards still watching this? This is awful
>>714742210blow this runners head smoove off
Wait this isn't even a real category
The two Easy categories are any% and 100%. No one runs 100% and it's all secrets + all kills.
>>714742139MUHAMMADU AVDOLLLLL
THERE ARE SO MANY DONATIONS
I GUESS I WILL DONATE TOO
>>714742169My noticing brother.
>You’re gonna crush it twin
Niggers
nigger zoomer needed welfare to make his incentive and his movement is complete pig vomit
>>714742127I normally would never want a run to go over estimate but Im rooting for it here. ZZZ run.
this sucks. post more parken.
Donate all your money you just donated for the last incentive again or we will cry for 20+ mins!
so new policy has moved in game incentive targets to before the run starts
sounds intended to cut back on in-run donation shilling, unless they get backed up into the preceeding run
>>714742223I need to get some more pretzels
>>714742215>2025>walletI don't even carry my card or phone in public.
>>714742245So I can vote zzz in a few minutes then sleep
>>714742223what a huge log
>>714742323The event not the run silly.
I can't believe GDQ even made a Quake run shit.
Unprecedented, genuinely impressive.
>>714742228Yeah that was pointless, he wouldn't have finished the run in time either way
>>714742254so it's gonna be a world record by default?
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>>714742223serving a plate of bananas at a party is objectively funny
>>714742351For disaster garbage like this desu
>>714742245you're right I should finish Paranormasight this week
He's not finishing this in two minutes.
who the fuck uses mousepads
>>714742357No because he cheated by taking weapons back to the start
>checking the schedule for trannies so I know when to sleepI don't want to spoil anything, but I'll just say that it seems pretty safe to sleep from now to Rollercoaster Tycoon
>>714742245I'm staying up purely to drop a ZZZ
>>714742245I watch the good runs like Sekiro, and for the bad runs I pop in every now and then to join in on making fun of them
>>714742441Why don't you?
>>714742441brown hands typed this
>>714742441shirley you aren't serious
UHHH 1 MINUTE TO OVER ESTIMATE
BLACK
AND FAST??
>>714742392>that was 2022holy fuck why does time move so fast
>>714742245I usually have it on in the background while doing something else or talking to my friends at /v/
>>714740656Well I most definitely prefer what you call the classic era to what you call the golden era.
Quick increase the estimate they won't notice!
>>714742538>talking to my friends at /v/I'm not your friend, buddy
>>714742529apologetically black and slow
>>714742220Missed that. Did he use a code or something or just pick up shit from the later stages?
>>714742529I'm waiting for Polynesian and Rapid
>>714742487oh get a load of unc over here, thinks he's hot shit because he actually played the game instead of watching speedrun guides on reddit to learn how to run it for twitch
>>714742162hes a diversity hire nepo plant to get people to donate
gdq is garbage
>>714742119It's weird to me to see speedrunners younger than the games they're running. A big part of the appeal to me was nostalgia, and that's what you get with the older runners that grew up with the stuff. These are people that picked up the games up, for, uhh... I don't know why. Because others were doing it?
>>714742529Being on time is a white supremacist dog whistle.
>>714742568I'm not your buddy, friend
>>714742445>Sekiro>GoodI stopped watching the second the majority of the runs became walking around in grey voids. I don't see how anything would have changed.
>>714742441My laptop is half tablet.
>REEEEEEE YOU'RE A SUBHUMAN RETARD REEEEEPretty cozy on my couch.
>>714742472because it's completely unnecessary, The only time you'd acctually need one is if you have a glass table or some something the mouse cant track
>over estimate
OVER ESTIMATE
>over estimate
OVER ESTIMATE
>over estimate
OVER ESTIMATE
>over estimate
OVER ESTIMATE
>overestimate
Z rating
overestimate is Z rating, no exceptions
>>714742583>nepohow can there be nepotism if the organizers never have sex?
they're gonna change the estimate again
>>714742664it was already Z rating
>>714742664What during this run made you think it would not be a Z anyways?
>Streamer keeps difficulty on normal when he goes to level select
uh oh
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Handlers teach their slave to speedrun
>Reading out a $5 donation
This is how far they've fallen
>>714742675@grok define nepotism
>>714742568parasocial relationships killed the internet
How much more of this run is there..........
>>714742664I'll agree, unless it hits trainwreck status, then I get it an A or S depending on how entertaining the couch/trainwreck is.
Everything, EVERYTHING about this run is bad. Nepotism, shit running, over estimate, host, couch, version of the fucking game, everything about this is bad.
This is definitely earning a genuine ZZZ.
>>714742716middle dude has the 1000 yard autist stare
>>714742716Fuckin wew lad
>>714742751no
overestimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
This has almost all the hallmarks of a terrible run, the only thing missing is an insufferably bad and boring game.
However, it's perhaps even WORSE to see one of the greatest games of all time AND one of the most iconic speedrun games get massacred by this sloppy amateur hour play.
please make a new thread now
Do spergs think that talking nonstop is actually good content?
>>714742724At least that stupid faggot is honest about it. If you truly don't have friends, this is your social watering hole. Don't cope.
air strafing isn't hard, i figured out how to do that shit when i was fucking 10
>>714742758there's also just a ton of random errors
>missing tricks>random deaths>forgetting to quicksave
Has anyone here played the next game, Lenna's Inception? Is it any good?
>>714742797>>714742664Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.
>>714742432great fuckin game
>>714742798Whoa buddy, there's no way this lasts an hour
wasn't this supposed to take 22 min? We heading into double overtime
I dont even know whats going on anymore
get this zesty buck outta here
>>714742839i don't care
overestimate is a Z rating
>4 minutes over an extended estimate
oh yea voice cracking about to cry
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>>714742865>Anon sees black person>All anon can think about is sexmakes you think
>>714742892ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>714742839Cope, most runners go underestimate.
>>714742892ZZZ
Literally everything about this was bad. Every single thing.
YOU HAVE BEATEN SHUB-NIGGURATH
>>714742892ZZZ for fucking zoomers
>>714742892ZZZ, genuinely the worst run I think I've seen in a very long time
>time is coming up
WHO THE FUCK CARES, YOU INCOMPETENT NIGGER???? YOU THINK YOUR TIME IS WORTH RECORDING????
If (You) didn't know, most 18+ year olds are mindlessly mobile dependent without any knowhow. Essentially, drones. Outlook for future generations is hellish
Thanksforreadingmyblog
>black in a flash
>asian speed running alliance
bruh what
>>714742892ZZZ ZZZ double for taking 2x as long
>>714742892Z
DEI runner
tranny/pronoun faggotry
incredibly annoying dono reader
overestimate
Just a complete shitshow
>>714742892Z for Zoomer going over estimate and god awful announcer being annoying with dono begging
hype my ass
lmaa, Jaxler is the only redeeming aspect of this run
>>714742892ZZZ
>>714742892Zzz
Goodnight fellas
>>714742892ZZZ, overestimate
>join our self segregated discord
>>714742892ZZZ
What a shit show.
>>714742892ZZZZ IT NEEDS AN EXTRA Z
>>714742892C, not great but the drama queens are overreacting
>>714742892Z
overestimate is a z rating, no exceptions
>any type of black
id be called racist if i said tht
>>714742958Right back at you.
>>714742892giga F holy shit what a mess
>They censored saying Shub-Niggurath
I'm gonna censor every time I say someone's name from now on, like Tho*** or Da****.
>>714742892Z too loud and too over estimate
>Shoutouts to my community which anyone can join unless you are white
>>714741905I had to step out while they were shilling the incentive. Was it met? QRD?
>Find me on Bluesky
And I'm fucking done with this shit
>Overestimate on easy
Boo this man
>>714742892Z cringe (no kino)
>>714742892ZZZ (didn't watch)
>>714742892F-. Bad runner, even worse host.
>>714742892ZZZ
irredeemable garbage
>>714742658Mouse pads exist for the same reason coasters do. If you've got a nice table or nice desk, you don't want to damage it by repeatedly dragging plastic shit around on top of it.
>>714743021I'm not the one being overly aggressive over nothing. These are not supposed to be friends, this is a hivemind.
>>714742892D for regular chokes, and wasting time redoing half the run for secrets.
The worst part out of many bad parts is that this was Quake. THE Speedrunning game.
Run by some nepo zoomer fuck that I can guaran-fucking-tee you never played it casually before.
>>714743065>>714743079>monopolies are good, actually
God damn shut the fuck up, no one gives a shit.
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>>714742892I'm doin' him a Z
If this is representative of black and fast, I will never watch your segregated marathon
>>714742245I skipped the entire run but got well-rested for the night shift. I actually kind of like the dead of night, weird runs/people.
>this fucking guy
hey Gen Z posters
explain yourselves
>>714743095>I'm not the one being overly aggressiveWhatever helps you sleep at night. Based Good Goy Bad Guy Slayer!
Oh god we can read the schedule adderall yappers
was going to F but this fucker won't shut the fuck up
Z
>>714742892Z
went overestimate, Z rating, no exceptions
>>714743106I played it. Proc gen zelda game with bad combat and dungeons that fizzle out to nothing due to being random.
>go over estimate
>additional 5 minutes+ of shoutouts from everyone on the couch
>>714743137sent from my TRUTH.SOCIAL account
lettin the nepo baby niggerman shill all his shit yeah make it more obvious fuckin gdq faggots
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Count with me. 1…2…3…4…5…6. 6 minutes over estimate.
>>714743014How was it not terrible? Over estimate, annoying host, tons of chokes, breaking the rules of the category, allowing a category swap midrun to beg for more donos... it was just a terrible run all around
>>714743014Anon it had
>annoying announcer>guy who can't play the game>dumb incentives>constant chokes>overestimate >obscure version of the game with a runner who isn't even on the leaderboardHow can it get worse than that
>>714743060>"All secrets" incentive has to be met before run starts>Incentive was not met>Run starts, no secrets done for first few levels, host kept hyping up the incentive>Runner misses dozens of tricks and plays like a retard>Runner literally pauses the game and says "Donate now">Incentive is met>They start doing the secrets in the late levels>Go back and re-run the early levels to show the secrets>Ramble on for 20 minutes after the run with horseshitYou are here
The Okami guy & couch had a -1 minute of outro in comparison to this
What an absolutely INCREDIBLE run of Quake 64!
>>714743137LITERALLY a tranny website, all my trans friends say so and take ownership over it
is this the run that has made /v/ seethe the hardest?
>>714742892Z didnt watch + black
SHOUT OUT TO THE TECH CREW
Lol no one in the hall could leave or they'd be called racist
>>714743225Based tech crew listening to your request
>>714742892F
a big FAT f at that
>>714743241lol not even close
I WAS HERE FOR THE WORST RUN OF THE MARATHON
WITNESS ME
WHO PUT IN THAT TAPE?
CUT THE TAPE
CUT THE TAPE
>get back home and turn on stream
>"THIS WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE RUN I'VE EVER SEEN"
>easy difficulty
>4 minutes over estimate
Glad I missed that one.
>>714742892ZZZ
this was worse than the super metroid/alien runner from ESA
Is Lenna's Inception an indie platformer about being a faggot or what
>>714743241No, that would be the Super Metroid """run""" at that one ESA. Not a single ironic vote above F.
>>714742913Consider this: By rating potentially otherwise good runs Z just because of the estimate, your rating is effectively worthless for the purpose of the ratings chart, which is to act as information for people to decide what runs to watch based on their entertainment value.
>>714743291Worst run of the marathon.
So far!
isn't limey a derogatory term
>>7147432984 minutes over the raised estimate, please
oh god stop talking stop talking STOP TALKING PLEASE YAMERO
This was a work of shit art, a shit mural on a shit building.
I'm going to need to dissect this in the future and categorize every reason why this was a terrible run, perhaps one of the worst straight-up speedruns in marathon history.
Only the deep fringe like GDQ crowd hold onto 2015 politics. Regular people moved on from this years ago.
>>714743285which run has gotten the biggest malding reaction
>>714743298you missed the part where they added 16 minutes to the estimate too
GO TO BED NOW IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING IT, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>714743291The week is young, my naive friend
>>714743310i don't care
overestimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
I should have gone to bed hours ago holy fuck this sucks
>>714743332Only if your a britbong
>>714743137Bluesky is where all the faggots fled to after their shitfit after Elon bought twitter. If you have a bluesky account, you are genuinely a waste of oxygen.
>>714743291I was hype for quake until
>Easy>Shit host>Zoomer runner
>>714743241mm it's up there for proportional quality / outrage ratio and not extraneous reasons
>>714743310Fine
>Loud and annoying announcer>Loud and obnoxious couch>Constantly missed tricks>Changed halfway through to "oh now it's all secrets">Ran back and re-did earlier levelsAll of those reasons mean ZZZ rating
>They STILL say "Trans Rights" like it actually means or does anything
A GIRLFRIEND FOR ME
Same futile energy. Also fuck, I'm about to fall asleep and I'm gonna miss Megaman X4. Oh well.
>>714743221Thanks for typing that out. Unsurprising!
>wonderfully diverse
They really still think its 2020 dont they?
>>714743354GDQ is DEEPLY insular and about as "Very Online" as it is possible to get. It's why they instantly latched onto that "ya'll as replacement for you guys" thing which was literally ONE TWEET but overnight they were saying "ya'll" every single sentence in the middle of their generic New England or Midwest accents
>1 hour for a zelda clone with 240 total reviews on steam
>>714743482Looks like a Volus from Mass Effect.
>>714743472They're just saying it because it's their catchphrase they think they're supposed to say and repeat if they hear it. It's purely trained behavior.
>>714743391the estimate was based on a different category
>>714742892ZZZ for being Zesty as fuck
>>714743545Almost certainly a paid advertisement or tranny nepotism featuring slop made by their friends.
I miss when SGDQ was good ;_;
>>714743291The worst run of the marathon so far!
>>714743703Z+ cause it was fun to watch that DEI faggot lose
>women and fems
It's so weird to think this used to be a hobby where a bunch of dorky guys could be themselves
gonna go ahead and give this run a pre-ZZZ
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>>714743413>we have unironic social media site fanboys nowI love gen Z
>>714743781It's weird to think that the entirety of America once worshipped Israel. Not anymore, though.
>>714743914you're dead lynch
dead
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>>714743545yup, its my cue to go to sleep for a fresh week of wage slaving tomorrow
have fun
>>714744034>1000 postsneat
my favorite part of the
>pedosky
reactionary thing is that there are way more out and proud pedophiles on twitter and always have been
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