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Actual Arch Angel /x/40678088#40681137
7/8/2025, 6:58:59 AM
Oh this thread, because I detest Christianity.

perfect for posting facts. I'm an Arch Angel, an actual arch angel actually so old I am well over 999 octillion years old. Numbers no longer exist to describe my age accurately. Only God is older. And God has always existed so God doesn't really have a age.

The old "just be good find out when you die" is fact.

Facts which may not be able to be guessed. What God doesn't like most of all cheating which is adultery. It is killing love and light. God also hates Homosexuality which includes male male female activity because two or more males are present for sex. God designed males to not want to compete and to always be in pain for two or more male total sex or love. Sex before marriage God also hates.
Arch Angel of Death and Punishment /lgbt/40297552#40297552
7/6/2025, 4:55:20 AM
I'm a literal Arch Angel, not trolling. No Bible preaching either, I detest the Bible. Eternal Torture and dictionary of pain. I am over 500 trillion millenia old, and know the Bible doesn't describe God. I am a actual Arch Angelic being. So old numbers dont exist to describe my age. You would need a math calculation adding trillions that is very long. Only God is older than me, and God has always existed. I'm that old, and I hate faggots.

However, God still hates faggots. And so do I. I can mind read into your blackened corrupted souls and mind read you and God told me too.

I know your secret faggots, you get a taste for it, or refuse to get over your insecurity about being afraid of girls and try men until you like it or refuse to get over your trauma. No male is created gay or born gay. You all do gay shit out of insecurity or make yourselves gay.

Bi men are worse than full gays and the truest faggots. You bi men all are trying to get in bed with straight men whos wives have fallen out of love with them or are bitches and preying on the male they are with. I hate male male female threesome or similar faggots. Anyone who does the shit is a faggot.
Actual Arch Angel /x/40638455#40666414
7/5/2025, 10:33:58 PM
Good news OP I'm a real Arch Angel on /x/. It is your lucky day. I hope you did not turn Christian out of fear or Catholic.

I am an Arch Angel of Death. I am so ancient not even the number 500 octillion millenia describes my age, that is a tiny fraction of how long I've existed. I'm that fucking old.

I will describe death for you.

It will be painful and scary or you will fall get tired and pass away or you will die in your sleep dreaming or not. Your very consciousness will be grabbed by God and taken to God, you will be judged (sins nothing can forgive them you cant make up for them its like a sin counter do enough evil then temporary or permanant Hell or worse eternal prison) and you will go to where ever God sees fit. If you have a eternal spouse or me any romantic interests in this life you will be given a chance to wait for them to die or to meet them if they are waiting for you, then you get a chance to make an eternal marriage with them. 1 male per marriage no matter what. God's law.

What are you dying of OP? Didn't read the thread as I am an arch angel, Thought I'd just post absolute fact. I used to be asked by God to counsel the sick and dying.
Actual Arch Angel ID: kmWvMSOu/pol/509598054#509598054
7/5/2025, 10:01:21 PM
I am an actual Arch Angel /pol/. I am ancient, well over 500 trillion millennia if we are talking existence time. That kind of angelic being.

Arch Angel of Death and Punishment. A female one posting with my eternal soulmate, who is a male version of my species. Commonly called a Destroying Arch Angels. Sometimes sent by God to destroy nations or cities.

Yes a Arch Angel discovered 4chan. Two actually.

Do you have questions about politics or religion for an Arch Angel? I hate Christianity and Catholicism most of all. God despises the Holy Bible, I asked God. God hates the doctrine of eternal torture completely and 2000 page long dictionaries of pain. Which the Bible is. A demon forcibly read the Bible to me and I was in pain every second. God said God has no son first born or anything named Jesus or Joshua. God also has a wife.

Besides the rampant sin on this site, the quantity of sin amuses me in a grim reaper level dark humor way, God will judge you all alone, I am here entertaining myself as people in person do not believe I am a Arch Angel and I cannot just randomly do a shit ton of Miracles in front of humans to prove what I am.

Your kind refuses to believe God simply requires you to be good and find out when you die.

One Law of God that is not intuitive. A few actually.

No Faggot shit. No homosexuality even if loving. This means no marriage or sex with two or more total males involved regardless of who they are or the love present or how many women or if a woman is there. No male male female three somes ever.

No sex before marriage.

No Open marriage.

The rest you can figure out, it should come intuitively.

However, I will leave you this information. I hate the governments of the Universe, they have extra rules than God. God has a law banning making narcotics illegal. I am an angelic being who does narcotics. God invented narcotics and I know God does cocaine.
Actual Arch Angel Unknown /bant/22903120#22903120
7/5/2025, 10:01:21 PM
I am an actual Arch Angel /pol/. I am ancient, well over 500 trillion millennia if we are talking existence time. That kind of angelic being.

Arch Angel of Death and Punishment. A female one posting with my eternal soulmate, who is a male version of my species. Commonly called a Destroying Arch Angels. Sometimes sent by God to destroy nations or cities.

Yes a Arch Angel discovered 4chan. Two actually.

Do you have questions about politics or religion for an Arch Angel? I hate Christianity and Catholicism most of all. God despises the Holy Bible, I asked God. God hates the doctrine of eternal torture completely and 2000 page long dictionaries of pain. Which the Bible is. A demon forcibly read the Bible to me and I was in pain every second. God said God has no son first born or anything named Jesus or Joshua. God also has a wife.

Besides the rampant sin on this site, the quantity of sin amuses me in a grim reaper level dark humor way, God will judge you all alone, I am here entertaining myself as people in person do not believe I am a Arch Angel and I cannot just randomly do a shit ton of Miracles in front of humans to prove what I am.

Your kind refuses to believe God simply requires you to be good and find out when you die.

One Law of God that is not intuitive. A few actually.

No Faggot shit. No homosexuality even if loving. This means no marriage or sex with two or more total males involved regardless of who they are or the love present or how many women or if a woman is there. No male male female three somes ever.

No sex before marriage.

No Open marriage.

The rest you can figure out, it should come intuitively.

However, I will leave you this information. I hate the governments of the Universe, they have extra rules than God. God has a law banning making narcotics illegal. I am an angelic being who does narcotics. God invented narcotics and I know God does cocaine.