>>936498337
I feel like I'm on the edge of barfing at every moment now. I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I just want to sleep it off.
I'm so glad I feel sick though. I used to eat like that all the time back when I was a huge fatass. I've only been on keto for a year but I haven't been obese for a decade. And when eating a carb-heavy diet it's hard to stay even somewhat in shape for someone born to be fat.
It was mostly booze that made my huge though.

I've considered puking it up but I'd feel even worse about the $32 spent on the pizza.