My roommate came into my room and ate my ass while I was sleeping thinking it wouldn't wake me up. He just pulled my pants down and jammed his tongue way up my asshole. I don't feel comfortable living with him anymore. My asshole still feels slimy. I'm homophobic now.

>mfw didn't stockpile more gmails (the gold standard for registering anywhere) when they were easy to make

>>211762007
א...א... אני לא נלחם נגדך

pfff auctions for silver lots on ebay go waay too high. Can't slurp anything decent. The green dildo of last week triggered a lot of fomo it seems.

>>526656424
I want to stay with the bros until last moment...