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7/7/2025, 9:10:02 PM
>>96033051
>orange man gets into power, mono white gets shit on for years
>orange man returns to power, JOTC must now shit on white again so as to not have Caucasians squeal about “white power” in Magic
FOR TOO LONG, FANTASY, AS A GENRE…
>orange man gets into power, mono white gets shit on for years
>orange man returns to power, JOTC must now shit on white again so as to not have Caucasians squeal about “white power” in Magic
FOR TOO LONG, FANTASY, AS A GENRE…
7/4/2025, 2:30:53 AM
It’s amazing how I mindbroke all of you larping retards just because I’m passionate about the color I like. I’ve been gone on a 3 day mod vacay after talking shit about the Hasbrews and everyone believes a larper pretending to be me.
Sure, caretaker decks will be present for now, but as usual some midrange or control shit will take over like Dimir Flash and then it’s back to the bottom of the 0.05% meta share for mono White. And then when Omni gets another 3-4 mana card to reanimate it, Omni will finally get banned and likely Awakening will get unbanned (two weeks before rotation like Raptor).
If green players had half as much zealotry and passion as I then maybe JOTC would hear your voices too. The core of my belief has always been that if the card is the true wincon of the deck, that makes it a true card of that color. Omni decks are BLUEwhite
Nightmare decks were BLACKBLUEwhite
Rabbit decks are GREENwhite
The point is there has never been a true FIRE design White card to define a deck or meta because JOTC truly does not care. Their designers are all old Grixis control grinders who only favor those 3 colors. Add to the fact that Mark openly hates white, and Gavin only makes joke copies of other colors cards and puts them in white (hurrdurr lookit white Craterhoof) and you get the current state of design.
The fact that all these bans had to happen just for some pseudo-white decks do appear is enough vindication. And even then, it won’t last long until the same red black blue bullshit takes over.
Enjoy eating each other.
Sure, caretaker decks will be present for now, but as usual some midrange or control shit will take over like Dimir Flash and then it’s back to the bottom of the 0.05% meta share for mono White. And then when Omni gets another 3-4 mana card to reanimate it, Omni will finally get banned and likely Awakening will get unbanned (two weeks before rotation like Raptor).
If green players had half as much zealotry and passion as I then maybe JOTC would hear your voices too. The core of my belief has always been that if the card is the true wincon of the deck, that makes it a true card of that color. Omni decks are BLUEwhite
Nightmare decks were BLACKBLUEwhite
Rabbit decks are GREENwhite
The point is there has never been a true FIRE design White card to define a deck or meta because JOTC truly does not care. Their designers are all old Grixis control grinders who only favor those 3 colors. Add to the fact that Mark openly hates white, and Gavin only makes joke copies of other colors cards and puts them in white (hurrdurr lookit white Craterhoof) and you get the current state of design.
The fact that all these bans had to happen just for some pseudo-white decks do appear is enough vindication. And even then, it won’t last long until the same red black blue bullshit takes over.
Enjoy eating each other.
6/23/2025, 5:32:28 AM
>>95932877
>Nosewater literally outright says white can never have STP level interaction despite the red state of standard
>You now remember all colors are designed at the same time meaning the cuckification of white was intentional
TALL ASK, GOYIM
>Nosewater literally outright says white can never have STP level interaction despite the red state of standard
>You now remember all colors are designed at the same time meaning the cuckification of white was intentional
TALL ASK, GOYIM
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