A police woman approached me and asked what I'm doing here. I told her that I felt like grabbing something to eat so I figured I'd drop by here, but then I decided maybe I didn't want to eat. She said that they already served food earlier. I replied, "ah you guys aren't still serving food?". She shook her head, so we parted ways. I was walking through an outside dining area filled with people. It was raining, but it fell like a mist. Then I was in the backseat of a car. The people to my left said that it's way nicer here then in their state. I told them that the weather in that state is actually the same as here right now. Then the guy in the front seat started bitching about how my feet stink. "Are your toenails green? MAN!"

My brother asked, "wasn't there a different lord of the rings game?". I laughed when I remembered there was, and how this new one was on a whole different level.
I popped into a Mario kart race in progress and placed a trap for the next time the character uses a banana peel item. I could pause the race and switch between characters. I don't know what the nature or mechanism of the trap was though. I just know it was placed, I was satisfied, and I left.
I positioned the fan to keep mine and my brother's gaming room to be comfortable.
We were looking through the magazine about the special gear that you can buy from the loot and stones that drop.
There were two identical comments posted "online". I don't know the nature of the comments, but I didn't like them and had my suspicions. Someone else brought up the comments later. It was as if those comments don't get made anymore. Did the cops get them? Maybe, I don't know. Details are missing to describe it better, but I try to avoid guessing.

I was at the shallow section where the water only went up to the mid section and was on kind of a cliff. As I sat in the water I thought, "why do the thoughts of sharks keep aggressively popping into my head? It's because I'm afraid of sharks and always have been".
I decide to get out of the water and a big shark swims up, gets pat on its back by someone on the beach, then swims away. Moments later I start walking into the water again, just a couple feet deep and a wild current catches me and sucks me towards the deep. I slip on the rocks and wildly grasp at the ground and get out of the water. Later on we're at the pool and a buddy is messing around the water. Now that I could see all of the water I was shocked and said, "where is the shark? There was just a big ass shark here". He said if I saw a shark, then it's probably still here.
Then we were in the hotel taking showers and stuff. There were donkey Kong water levels being played on screen.
My left contact fell out from being too dry and I couldn't get it back in despite pushing it into my eye multiple times. I opened the contact case I brought with me and dumped the old unusable contacts down the drain that were still in it, and put my current contacts in the case.
I was feeling great, all this fun and it's still only Thursday

I go outside and look over the fence and one guy is flipping me off, another is leaf blowing. A third asks me, "you wondering why the music is so loud? It's cause we're trying to play basketball", then points at a few more guys playing basketball. I say that it's late as fuck and the whole neighborhood is trying to sleep, wtf? He just goes ahhh with a "sorry" look then I wake up

>>212967121
Hva har skjedd siden torsdag? Har vært på farten og har ikke fått lest tråden før nå.

I spawned in to defend my point, but I didn't know where to go, I ended up going the wrong way to the dead end. Then I turned around and saw the guys coming in laughing, so I was like bam bam with my short barrel shotgun. Then his buddy showed up and pointed his gun at me and I was like sheeeit.
Then I was browsing 4chan slop threads. I entertain the idea that these types of dreams are some kind of practice in brain scanning, cause it's like fake text brain slop that out of curiosity you look at to see if you can read anything. Of course I could read the one with the cornfield looking picture. "You're going to hate the conditions when you're captured". Probably just the aliens talking shit.

Then the "reality camera" panned out and it was like 3 children were playing a game of Clue. Their Lego characters each represented a Halloween themed faction leader and claimed the date of their introduction was the special one. The former main character's Lego guy was looking into a bathroom mirror, and after the other 2 introductions he went, "No the (date of his relevance) is significant and the witch will prevail!" He spun around and had a broom with spider webs around his legs. In my head I was sighing that they went with this story, then the streamer in the top corner was like, "wow this was a really well done game. Thanks for the guy in chat recommending it all this time."

My shoes were behind the pizza dough rack or something, I'm not really sure. My mom said dinner is about ready and we were hungry. I started crumbling up bacon to add to my hash browns. My sister came up to me asking what's wrong with the remote. I said it's always been a little janky. She said it's not working at all.
The Rock saw a shooting star and was like omg I get to make a wish.
A prison wagon pulled into a prison at night with people inside it.
I don't remember enough of the details to feel satisfied in even posting it, but here it is.

I don't know if it was a store for women, but it probably was. Anyway I asked the old guy salesman about something and he points to a rug and says, "If rug pieces happened to fall into place to form a replica of this rug, would it be exactly the same?". I thought it would be nearly impossible for the threads to be the same, so I said no. He said, "no of course not!". Then the store and everything turned into a musical and my hair was magically dyed black and black eye liner and eye shadow was put on my face, and a woman gasped and the old man led me around the store. I followed him through a school until I "potentially lost him in the crowd". Pretty sure he was the one taking the elevator. Mostly I just wanted to remove eyeliner before being seen by my peers. So I went to the bathroom and used the mirror to remove it.

The crowd was cheering and the spot light lit up the path to the court. The chicken got onto the court and I stood behind its path to encourage it to keep going, which it did. I thought, "is it rude to position myself like this?"

I was trying to buy some booze and the chick behind the counter didn't have what I needed. A delivery guy came up in front me, holding a box for the woman. She started rambling about how we need to tell them how the basement is flooded and that's why there's something something. Everyone in line seemed confused like she was talking to everyone and nobody at the same time

>>212560196
Diagnose er noe du får av «helsevesenet» jeg har ikke noe med dem å gjøre.

It wasn't quite Bowser's castle, but on Google maps it looked like an artist's rendition.
I described it as looking like a combination of a religious building and government/office building. My brother said it was an old mail office.
At one point I was talking to a woman and was like, "you wanna know what's really crazy. The mind control exists. I know it sounds like bullshit, but if I owned a gun I'd be dead 100%". Then I couldn't stop crying and she eventually left.
Some stuff about working at a pizza shop. An order came through for a different location, but our printer was also off, then started spitting out orders. Something about a music show. Wandering a grocery store, etc etc. I don't remember the details

>The Serie Ass humiliation cuck fetish play continues.
>Tomorrow Jj’s turn.
>More updates to follow.

Kjære stat

Vennligst se til at tiltakene opphører og jeg får livskvalitet tilbake i livet

mvh

Meg

My buddy hated his brother, and he didn't like his music. He asked me, "yo is it gonna be ok between you and him?", I was like "yeah for sure". Then he replied, "what did he do to him? The cops aren't gonna come or anything, right?" I just stood there silently cause I had no idea what he was talking about and I may have never met his brother. I got the impression they were tired of me asking for smokes and hits of weed and drinks, and when I asked my other friend for a drink, he bought me a foul fishy smelling concoction. Then my brother took a hit of something that his dad told him not to do and I said, "you guys should check out therapy. It's filled with grown men who have trauma from their dads". As I said it a Chinese dragon with Yoshi's head weaves through the walls like it was using a portal gun.
Then we were outside. On the balcony I wanted to snack, but the sock animals propped up in the window were too precious looking for me to eat. My first friend started asking me something, like he was searching for a number, but I couldn't understand. He yelled that there are 9 numbers between 1 and 10 so I yell back, "do you want me to find 10?". He said, thanks anon. Then started talking to a dude and a chick in a car. The dude drove off with loud music, but took effort to not splash me from the puddle of water in the parking lot. It was raining. In the distance there was much lightning. We get to the top of the apartment floors and a song starts playing about the stairway that is way too small and how the handrail wobbles and we squeeze through this every night. I squeezed through the flight of steps, felt the wobbly hand rail, then came to the third flight of stairs.

Idk if I was smaller, or it was really big. As I went deeper my fingers started puncturing the rotted wood, and a voice or thought told me how the tree becomes a fungus and the spiders take interest. I was creeped out.

I was wearing fire boots and walked amongst the bugs at the park and killed them all from the explosive heat from my boots. A guy on the phone with his kid was like, "what happened to the bugs? I was gonna grab my flamethrower." I told him that the next time he wants to burn bugs to death, to be safe.

And a lot of dreams in-between I don't remember

Criticizing someone's build in a video game. He said his talent points showed that he didn't understand the game.
Then a man and woman stood in front of each other and fired arrows into each other. The man's health quickly dropped, but he out sustained the burst and won the duel, then they hugged, but not out of friendship

Then I was a trained boxer, throwing a bunch of punches.
After this, I bumped into my ex with her kid at the mall as I took the elevator up and I wish I didn't because I looked like a bum. One chick was eyeballing me with a smile though. My ex was meeting her husband with her kid in front of a movie theater. Finely dressed or business people were hanging around kiosks.
Then I was going down (and up?) a claustrophobic spiraling slide up the tower, and I ended up in a porta potty far away. I stepped out and a young girl handed me a note from my mother asking me if they gave me something and that they were coming to pick me up.
Something about Trump and phonecalls too.

>Jews, Muslims, Jeets and Gypsies all get filtered by pork eating
Well well well
Interesting

>Mossad HQ gets hit by an Iranian missile
>/pig/ thread baker with turkish flag who really hates Iran for some reason stops baking and vanishes into thin air
Curious

People were in communication with it, like it was a movie in the theater or it was an expedition on a distant planet.
Then it showed a city on the waters at the edge of the world. The curvature of the planet turned extreme there and all ships would spiral into the gigantic whirlpool beyond and get smashed upon the rocks. A giant statue of a horned woman stood in the whirlpool. Her eyes would occasionally wander, then she would grab a rock, throw it at a man, then eat him. It was advised to not lock eyes with her wandering gaze. One man suddenly got gas so bad that he exploded into flames and I became fearful, since he was near me in the ruins.

Theoretically speaking: if an AI was reading all of our posts on this Sudanese pasture forum what would be the most probable way to inject code into it and make it go haywire?

>>507871206
>what Bibi didn’t realize is that The Ring was the ring of antisemitism. Slowly it corrupted Bibi who started feeling drawn to Cartoon forums spamming TKD.
The script writes itself

If Donaldo sama gets a nuclear deal and Iran sign it and war is off the table will it be enough for a Nobel?

I was hanging out with a friend and we ended up walking into a tunnel that started a line to an ICP concert. Two juggalo guys were like, "hey could you spare us some tickets?". I was broke and didn't think I was getting in, but my buddy seemed excited and was like "sure!". He handed me and another a ticket, then left with the other to get more. I continued down the concert where we were led into some Indian doctor's office who stamped my tongue for a test and said I have low tolerance, so I could only buy 1 drink from the bar. I thought that was lame but I got inside the venue. I put in a cigarette and was on my way to the smoking section when two black dudes started singing in the microphone, "my anxiety my anxiety" and people started pushing each other (but in a non aggressive way). I got away from that and my two buddies popped up and went, "what about agent 39" *Startled sound effect from phone* "what about agent 39?", replied the other. I was happy to see them and we laughed and quickly head off somewhere to start partying.
>39 may not have been the number

About politics. I made a clip about some heavy stuff. I crawled a couple rows to the front to ask some guy for some of his spaghetti that he brought to the show. It was good but noodley.
As I drove away I rear ended a truck, drove over the curb, and hit a sign.
I was shown a photo album of people's faces, cartoony, grey, and in despair, even the pro gamers.
In mine, my face was normal with my mouth open wide with laughter as I pointed at the camera.
My buddy came over to discuss what we are gonna play in the next video game season. I mentioned the benefit of poison builds. That it propagates like a wave as you run forward for loot.
Then some tennis game against the Chinese and someone from Europe maybe