i drank too much yesterday and i woke up violently nearly drowning in my own saliva

i put eggplant in my breakfast wraps and i dont really like it but i dont want to waste my food
what the fuck do i do with this shitty vegetable

eating less food is the hardest thing ive ever done

>>212391832

42 is not too old to skateboard
i am not a pathetic old man

>>63874751
35T

>>508393980
>tfw no goofy office aussie gf

happers are getting demoralized with utter lack of happenings

i thought the kangaroo would start rapping...

>>211951838
my apuu

Because I have nothing man and I know the end...

Fuck summer

lost all my league games today award

everyone is better looking than me