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7/24/2025, 3:38:40 AM
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Funny part of that is you haven't even given them your name yet, so my assumption was that there was just a list of niggas that were known to be traveling with the Stormcloak retinue, implying that the Empire (and Thalmor) have done some real in-depth scouting prior to the ambush, so they knew even the most randoms of the randoms, like Lokir.
Unfortunately even that gets BTFO'd one way or another by the dialogue.
I really don't get why they couldn't just leave everything regarding the Dragonborn to be ambiguous. How about we're just a traveler from nowhere in particular who happens to be in Helgen and witnesses the execution?
For me, my Dragonborn was an Imperial spy who was so deep undercover that my name was never even reported to "the list" as a means to keep my cover, only to then realize I was betrayed and meant to be executed to keep my secrets after the war was over. Yada, yada, yada, I rejoin the Empire because Tullius is a pretty cool guy, but I execute Titus Mede II because he's a gay homo, and that's pretty much where my story ends because the political content can't go any further and there's no depth, so fuck it.
Fuck being Dragonborn. I hate that that shit is the main quest.
Thanks for reading my blog.
Funny part of that is you haven't even given them your name yet, so my assumption was that there was just a list of niggas that were known to be traveling with the Stormcloak retinue, implying that the Empire (and Thalmor) have done some real in-depth scouting prior to the ambush, so they knew even the most randoms of the randoms, like Lokir.
Unfortunately even that gets BTFO'd one way or another by the dialogue.
I really don't get why they couldn't just leave everything regarding the Dragonborn to be ambiguous. How about we're just a traveler from nowhere in particular who happens to be in Helgen and witnesses the execution?
For me, my Dragonborn was an Imperial spy who was so deep undercover that my name was never even reported to "the list" as a means to keep my cover, only to then realize I was betrayed and meant to be executed to keep my secrets after the war was over. Yada, yada, yada, I rejoin the Empire because Tullius is a pretty cool guy, but I execute Titus Mede II because he's a gay homo, and that's pretty much where my story ends because the political content can't go any further and there's no depth, so fuck it.
Fuck being Dragonborn. I hate that that shit is the main quest.
Thanks for reading my blog.
7/20/2025, 4:23:52 PM
>all these muggles hating on Half-Blood Prince
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6/29/2025, 4:16:26 PM
>Kill Squidward because he killed some creepy wraith bitch that was about to kill you when you were like eight
>This is a bad thing
I legitimately have no idea what they were going for with this story. It reminds me of Warcraft III wherein things just happen because there has to be a story, and it largely revolves around characters acting entirely on impulse despite there being no reason or ticking clock. Take a five minute breather to talk and nothing happens, which is even funnier in context because 90% of this show is people talking, but it's always about inane bullshit that has no context or purpose.
Baffling that anybody OK'd this without demanding rewrites so that, you know, there was an actual or story or some development. Shit, what would have even been the plans for S2? I guarantee it would have opened with the one chick regaining her memories, rendering the A1 finale inert and pointless.
>This is a bad thing
I legitimately have no idea what they were going for with this story. It reminds me of Warcraft III wherein things just happen because there has to be a story, and it largely revolves around characters acting entirely on impulse despite there being no reason or ticking clock. Take a five minute breather to talk and nothing happens, which is even funnier in context because 90% of this show is people talking, but it's always about inane bullshit that has no context or purpose.
Baffling that anybody OK'd this without demanding rewrites so that, you know, there was an actual or story or some development. Shit, what would have even been the plans for S2? I guarantee it would have opened with the one chick regaining her memories, rendering the A1 finale inert and pointless.
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