Vidya game logic thread

I have perfected a method I locked lips with this man I tricked him into thinking I was gay. That is how we locked lips under this pretence. But I am only after his essence. I learned this trick from a ex zen buddhist monk who was bumming around London. Anyway its like sucking on a straw when you've locked lips. But you don't breathe in with your lungs but your soul. So you are sucking his life essence in. I stole quite a lot of his essence a few days later the man was bedridden and apparently doctors were puzzled according to some mutual friends. And I feel more alive and vibrant than ever. As if my entire life had been lived under brain fog. That is how clear my mind is. I feel like I could run 1000 miles. Try this sometime.