Thread 40567814

It's been a while since I saw one here.

Meme

A B C D E F G H I J K L M
Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N

A to M
N (back to) A (then to) Z Identity. ATOMNAZI.
Alphabet Inc. is the parent company of Google.

>>40567841
>Biggers
kek

>>40567816
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>40567858
Not even a meme, just literal truth. Runes carved in rock powered by lightning work even without math.

>>40567841
Those goddamn filthy biggers I tell ya

>>40570376
epics lols

>>40567858
>>40567854
Legendary memes by a high IQ funny person.

>>40572227
Just dream out of it? IDK bro seems like you sorta like it subconsciously if you're trapped. Guilty of the same
>t. Samsara

damn,you guys suck

>>40570980
>bargalarga
Kek

>>40571373
after i dated an asian chick i went from baritone to soprano.
i'm returning to my base state, but she fucked with my voice.

stay away from women anons, they're the devils vagina

>>40571886
>the bottom of the bucket is round, goys
>globe bucket enjoyers
i hate them so much

>>40572062
gura vs ???

>>40572357
its a trap, the jews/masons can redifine what a school zone is, even 'anywhere where your body is', thereby making it so that you can never drive drunk

>>40573872
kek

>>40567839
“Nazi” is American-Jewish derogatory slang

>>40567816
Muslim?

This thread shows why there are no /x/ humor threads

>>40575688
This empty criticizing comment shows why people that don't contribute in fun threads should stfu and go away.

>>40575675
pol version

>>40567814 (OP)
Alt Version

>>40573367
Saints Row after 2.

>>40572387
I'm the guy who's going to kill that colossal bitch when I get out of the cave and I'm going to actually make a better world for everyone that is free and fair. None of this arbitrary cause-effect suffering bullshit.

Screenshot this: I am the Sun God. I am the Warrior of Liberation. I am the one who will overcome them. I am who you least expect - pretty much a random dude. But I am the guy, mark this post and you will see soon.

>>40575688
Let's see then, post your superior /x/ humor.

Ah that's right, you won't do anything because you're just a bitch.

>>40575980
Two ghosts meet each other, they're both dead.

>>40576063
heh

>>40576653
is this real?

>>40567814 (OP)
Send that Grey to Korea and they'll make it the most beautiful creature on earth with them big eyes.

>>40572387
OK, but where's Sadam Hussein?

>>40576651
Love this one

I don't have a funny, but I've been thinking about an image I saw on this board that was quite unnerving, and I'd like to see it again. It was a drawing of a guy on the right looking into a mirror with a supposedly monstrous reflection on the left, but then when you looked back at the guy on right, his hair actually hid a more disburbing face staring right at you, the viewer. Not sure if this is an appropriate place to request, if not I do apologize.

>>40573455
what about Christianity?

>>40567814 (OP)
A female. Huh.

Of course, humanity. Its ALWAYS a female. Always.

Somehow. Every time, even. Not a single time is it male. Why would it? Nooooo, no no, you see, male need to be fugly. Because simian man go oo-ooh ahh-ah and rock go CLUNK-CLACK when hit with other rock therefore argument invalid, chad genetics "wins" once again. MONKEY MAN AM WINNING AGEN, WAT WIN FUR PRISE?

*younger dryas impact occurs*

ooooooooo...... das no gud

>>40577728
>male need to be fugly. Because simian man go oo-ooh ahh-ah and rock go CLUNK-CLACK when hit with other rock therefore argument invalid, chad genetics "wins" once again.
Yeah, I mean... that's how being a male works. Testosterone and all that ...

>>40576651
TRUTH

>>40574510
I can't for the life of me breathe manually for more than a minute, I've even tried, mostly because it's how you meditate. Still haven't got meditation completely down yet.

>>40578080
sounds like you maybe have ADHD.
they have to meditate differently because their brain is structured differently.

for a test, try it heavily caffeinated. If it seems counterintuitively noticeably easier, then that's probably the case.
Don't continue to meditate heavily caffeinated, even though that might seem like the obvious solution. Instead change your meditation method to a different exercise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvuVhCIQgfQ

>>40577499
checked but damn i hope you find it idk maybe tomorrow afternoon? that sounds damn scary for this time of night lol. its a humor thread, i remember seeing a fucking scariest picture on /sp/ of all places. it was like a deformed sculpture with a black background that somehow pushed all my buttons to make me feel scared instantly.

>>40573872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTUMbjFzli8

>>40574510
fuck you pal

>>40576651
Excellent.

>>40573373
>its a trap, the jews/masons can redifine what a school zone is, even 'anywhere where your body is', thereby making it so that you can never drive drunk
They also keep redefining drunk.

>>40580110
>They also keep redefining drunk.
they can also redefine drive

that's why i dont negotiate with terorrists

>>40580663
>>40575648
Inspired me to make this

>>40580810
Nice

>>40567837
Keked

>>40575681
What is the name of the be in the now organization

>>40580761
Don't you think it's about time to start the creation of the basilisk?

>>40581362
>oh nuuur the basilisk!!
>what ever shall we do about this!!?
>oh nurrr oh heavens it’s the end for us!!
>I can’t think of any way out of this!

>>40567843
Ok, bigger.

>>40581362
Can't wait until they are mass produced and we go on sale.

>>40572357
God forbid men have hobbies

>>40576063
Peak german humor.

>>40580669
>Bro is mixed race.
>Time cube dude reeeeeee

>>40572555
How do I remain ignorant? I want to regret nothing. I want simplicity.

>>40581277
Grillism

>>40572357
100% I only ever drink on fridays and I don't even drink to the point of blacking out. Sad this isn't real.

>>40567814 (OP)
>>40575871
bros.... I think I'm into aliens

>>40583653
*asians

>>40574949
Josef Goebbels explicitly used the phrase Nazi-Sozi.

>>40575728
the real pol version

>>40575675
>>40575728
Atheists = golem of jews.

>>40585374
>lots of jewish subcult babble
>authority on jewish golems

Makes sense.

>>40567814 (OP)
aliens r kinda hot ngl

>>40585427
>trust the judeo-masonic school system and media, they would never lie to you

>>40567816
"Kek" or however the laughing is expressed

>>40576653
RIPPEN

>>40577499
Gotchu bro

>>40587948
Neat

>>40572830
Neither of these are discussing evolution, they're discussing origin of life

>>40579281
Wojak getting his revenge

>>40588729
>Wojak
His name will always be Feels Guy to me.

>>40575708
God didn't create evil and sin, satan did that/

>>40591999
god created satan and is omnipresent according to the lore though.. soo...

>>40592031
According to Judaic belief, at some point God created a thought pattern so defiant that he had to become thoughtless as the defiance had created Satan there attending to his every thought in defiance of God.

>>40573590
What the fuck is this the original comic??
All these years and this is the first time I see the original.

>>40593434
Yeah. It's a baalbuddy comic.

>>40575871
>>40567814 (OP)
>steals semen

>>40573590
its funy cuz i had such a dream.
a fleshy block of female and male genitals, orifices and limbs asked me in a dream if i wanted to fuck it. like literally, an almost perfect cubeoid out of human body parts, a strange abomination. it had orifices on weird bodyparts too, for example a vagina on top and under its knee. i thought about it (i was neutral, calm and objective state) but then decided against it because it had male genitals too. i told it no and went on; nothing happened.
i wonder if it were a purely female flesh cubeoid and what d happen if i agreed, like in that silly comic

>>40591999
“I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.” Isaiah 45:7 (KJV)

>>40587948
fuck this caught me off guard

>>40570684
Lost

>>40598149
normie

>>40574949
we wuz vikangz right?

>>40585446
>aliens r kinda hot ngl

>>40580046
Solution: don't bring mexicans into space

>>40567837
in an oppressive world where the society has deteriorated, this monk knows how to have fun. The policeman happens to be his friend who regularly visits him at the monastery.

>>40585454
You are homosexual

>>40600112
lol

>>40585446
His name was Ben D. Eisenhower.

>>40574464
loooooooooooooong arm

>>40575964
Go forth and conquer!

>>40576653
R I P P E N
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>>40600112
play dumb...
>get the thumb

>>40578549
OC

>>40567814 (OP)
Anyone got the Great Pumpkin greentext??
lost it with my old laptop

>>40577562
What ABOUT Christianity?

Been coming here since 2008. Humour threads are the only thing left on this board that isn’t just pure cancer.
Thanks, /x/philes.

>>40573590
Song of Saya vibes

>>40610932
>>40577562
It is a sub cult to the second one.

>>40567858
delet this

>>40567868
hot

>>40570376
profit

>>40577840
It was nice knowing you, anon.

>>40579225
keeeeeeeeek

>>40567841
Getting deja vu over this post Wtf.
Did I see this in a dream???
The biggers

>>40576651
Me reading Sartre.
What the fuck is he saying??????

>>40573367
Bucket earth theory?

>>40579234
EARTHED

So Jesus is up in Heaven [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkjMzBfrzE] waiting for everyone else to show up, so he keeps busy getting ready for the wedding party, polishing glasses and getting the vessels all arranged, when all of a sudden he hears what sounds like a battering ram at the front door.

"What in Christ's name was that?!" he said to himself. All of a sudden, he hears a couple of fingers snap and he spins around, and there's the Devil, naked as a Jay in Winter.

"What the hell are you doing here, Devil? You're usually the last man out!"

The Devil Grins and yells: "BARMAN, GET ME A DRINK!"

Jesus cocks his head and says: "Okay Devil, where's your cup?!"

The Devil leaps behind the bar, grabs the whiskey and the vodka and starts chugging. Jesus teleports behind him and yanks the bottles out his hands. "Dammit, Devil, where's your cup?!"

The Devil smiles and says: "You were my cup."

>>40574464
They were all like "If we draw it like this, they will HAVE to be able to figure it out, right?"

>>40609088
I miss slaaneshmas

>>40576653
LET IT RIP

>>40573362
>stay away from women anons, they're the devils vagina
They'll stop raping when you consent.

>>40614835
what's bottom right supposed to be?

>>40588690
You're Right! Specifically both are dicussing possible Origins of Species!

>>40619012
>Accidentally read that as "you duied"

>>40619161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Ljmxhz9t8

>>40619038
>>40619161
>>40619185
I love when /x/ evolves a meme live.

>>40615787
I want a lyran gf

>>40615787
I love lyrans!

Consumers subconsciously treating Nintendo as a religion

>>40572387
MTV???

>>40624711

>myself is to blame

Those who know fucking know

>>40572357
who tells a multibillionaire what they're not 'allowed' to do?

>>40577562
homo sapiens

>>40624816
classic

>>40624805
kek

>>40624711
might be the most nonsensical niggerish incomplete what if I just said things as I thought of them and arranged them that way NPC list I've ever seen, thanks for the laugh

I found this pretty funny, was just threatened to be banned for posting a bull head butting a man in the butt, he was not gored in any way shape or form and is fine. Why are moderators like this could there be a moderator vision test in the future?

>>40625120
It's the problem with the definition of "NSFW" itself. What would your boss think if he saw you watching that?
It's odd being rich and having to imagine a hypothetical boss.

>>40625143
Same, I like to imagine the boss would have a laugh too, provided I was on a break.

>>40625120
You can literally see where the horn is sticking through his abdomen.

>>40626715
Fake and gay and homosexual.

>>40567877
source?

>>40627217
I want this, too.

>>40626715
That is a scarf if you look at the full picture, you should apply next janny application

>>40608388
>You're silly for that

>>40615705
I like the crater earth guys videos.

>>40625120
the thumbnails looks like actual gore, dumbass janny probably only saw that and decided to issue the warning

I wish we had a janitor who is actually into the occult¶normal :(

>>40575964
Godspeed you anon, counting on you

>>40613729
Sometimes I think about this meme randomly
Something about it just comes together perfectly

>>40625120
a mod deserving of his wage

>>40600112
>filename
Lost

>>40630015
>I like the crater earth guys videos.
What about the "greater earth" theory people?

Anyone have a reason why this sub is limited at 151 images? Seems like it should be unlimited I have an image to share and it is paranormal, but oh sorry lads, you have to fit a thread in 151 images.

Humor in itself.

>>40632101
>sub
Go back.

>>40632148
nig accepts limitations and tells others to go back.
Fuck you.

>>40632101
make a new thread, its not like anyone is going to miss nobody threat #324314

>>40632101
This deserves way more upvotes.

>>40572357
just pull the trigger bro...

>>40634522
Yeah, I'd kill myself in that situation, too.

>>40575964
pic goes hard

>>40624718
I bought this book but never got around to actually reading it.

>>40627217
>>40629097
My Roommate is Not of This World

>>40636348
It's basically an anime (and in fact I'm shocked japs haven't made it into one).
>Hero discovers godlike perfectly beautiful Aryan angels, and one teenage angel girls falls in love with him, but OH NO the teenage princess of angels is also in love with him, and OH NO the dad is MAD his daughter is in love and wants to vaporise the hero! HOW WACKY!
You get the point. Why Himmler and the Nazis thought this was a serious ancient religous text is beyond me.