I have 2.

>... argument mostly derives from the question of whether or not Donkey Kong, the character in modern Nintendo games who is rivals with Mario, is the ORIGINAL Donkey Kong from the arcade, or if that's Cranky
>In DKC for the SNES, Cranky Kong repeatedly says that the original Donkey Kong who fought Mario on the girders is himself, and the current Donkey Kong is just his son
>However, in Smash Brothers, Donkey Kong's original appearance date is clearly given as 1981, the year the original Donkey Kong released, starring the character now known as Cranky Kong
>This also raises the question of whether the modern Donkey Kong is DK Jr., who also fought Mario, or if DK Jr. is his own character
>And let's not even raise the question of why Cranky is now old while Mario and Pauline are the same age

>>510216462
No.
If I were part of the global elite I would be running a eugenics program that weeds out women who don't gain weight in a hot way.
Fat women with no tits would be extinct by the time I'm done, and cellulite would be a thing of the past.

And stomachs would not have rolls. One round bulging gut, as God and my penis intended.

All lesbians stop being gay if an impressive enough man shows interest. I've spoken with enough real-life and internet ones to know this is true. Every lesbian in existence has their "I'm gay BUT" exception, even if it's some fictional character who is so hunky and perfect she'll never reasonably meet some equivalent. Female homosexuality is what happens when the men she's surrounded by aren't sufficient. This is why there's such an uptick in it nowadays, where most men are systemically emasculated and those rare few with authority are either brown (DEI) or elderly jews.

I miss the old Donkey Kong cast

>... argument mostly derives from the question of whether or not Donkey Kong, the character in modern Nintendo games who is rivals with Mario, is the ORIGINAL Donkey Kong from the arcade, or if that's Cranky
>In DKC for the SNES, Cranky Kong repeatedly says that the original Donkey Kong who fought Mario on the girders is himself, and the current Donkey Kong is just his son
>However, in Smash Brothers, Donkey Kong's original appearance date is clearly given as 1981, the year the original Donkey Kong released, starring the character now known as Cranky Kong
>This also raises the question of whether the modern Donkey Kong is DK Jr., who also fought Mario, or if DK Jr. is his own character
>And let's not even raise the question of why Cranky is now old while Mario and Pauline are the same age

>>95881479
Politics
Futa

>>935760817
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