>>28510767
What does it say in the filename?
>>28510729
She doesn't go by Alison Schermerhorn anywhere. My Jewdar goes off when I see nonsense names like that, or people with two first names like Jason Alexander. I am a genius, I'll be here all week ty ty.

Cool, now we have two different cooking threads high up in the reply count catalog for me to bounce between

good morning xisters

>>212025825
shifting the knob

>>212030114
khajit has wares if you have coin

I'm 35 and still a virgin due to growing up with a family exlusively consisting of BPD women, which gave me a heavy aversion towards all sorts of realtionships with women.
S A few years of therapy later I got that sortted out. A while back I met a hot girl at the bus station after going back from a night out, and we're going to meet up next weekend.

While I don't think being a virgin in and of itself is that big of an issue, it will inevitably raise the question of why that is. "It didn't happen for me" is not convincing at my age and will just cause suspsicion that I may be a psycho with some unresolved issues.

Now I can't really explain the reason without launching into an hour long IRL blogpost telling half my life story, which is just gonna kill the mood and no one wants to listen to that anyways while getting it on.
So I'm a bit puzzled as to how to go about this. Just aconchise and relatable reason easily explainable in one or two sentences. Would
>My BPD family fucked me up, but its all okay now
Do the trick? I have my doubts.