>lead
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>Sr.
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>Sr.

>life is already shit
>have to deprive myself of the ONE thing that still brings me joy
fuck this

the viewer count has plummeted from 52k to 47.5k since Mario Kart World ended

i never had sex.

>Be me, 2 months on keto
>Celebrate a cheat day with a mango and some honey
>later on have a mexican coke
>The soda (despite having just cane sugar) tastes 10x sweeter than the mango
>Can't finish the soda
This is insane. Maybe going so long without a shitload of sugar reset my taste buds. Anything sweeter than honey tastes disgusting.

I just realized that if you kill someone in blitz and they don't have shield bubbles, it's a bot. Bots don't spawn with shield bubbles nor can they use them.

>yo dog this lego fortnite "experience" is bussin', no cap

>Wake up
>Spray minoxidil on my head
>Then, as I'm drinking coffee:
>Take 1 pill biotin
>1 pill finasteride
>2 capsules creatine
>2 capsules vitamin D