>tfw you jerk off to a coworkers facebook and she starts acting cold to you the next day
Somehow they just know

>how come the bomb I created to kill thousands of people in seconds killed thousands of people in seconds?

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>find meat 0/2

>Dropped on Japan? President Truman promised me six million dead Germans by tomorrow morning.

Wait.. is MLP a kid's show?

>rewrite the opening chapter of my spy story to be less exposition-heavy
>instead of passively explaining everything, the MC obtains the relevant info through an inside contact
>it somehow turns into the MC shooting the contact, who is also the lead heroine's adopted father, when he loses his composure and could compromise the operation

Shit. It felt like a natural and badass development, but it also practically aborts the whole damn thing. There's no way any reader will have any sympathy for the MC after that move.

HOW did we lose to the fucking zivvies again?
during their worst expac?