>>149349490
I believe the show would unironically be better if everything was the same except for shitzo being a woman

>>149115860
>These two offer you a threesome
Would you accept, bros?
On one hand, fem stolas is probably very eager to please and wiling to do whatever you want
On the other, fem blitzo is probably gonna peg you...

>be you
>be anon
>Browsed some /x/ threads, did a few rituals, now you're in hell as the apprentice of one "prince stolas"
>The name is kinda misleading though, seeing how this prince is actually a woman
>Something to do with ancient titles and her name being one in a long line and blah blah, you spaced out halfway through her family history lesson
>Shes a tall bird mommy and pretty cute
>Too bad shes a dyke, as you found out soon upon meeting her current gf
>The gf in question is the most foul mouthed, self serving, disgusting creature you have ever laid your eyes upon
>It felt as if though every 3rd word that came out of her mouth was an obscenity
>How anyone(especially your teacher) could find her bearable, nevermind attractive, is beyond you
>You gotta give the devil his(her?) due, shes got a nice rack on her
>One day your mistress decides to take you out on the town as a "reward" for your magical progress
>In truth, she just wanted to get wasted with her paramour and needed a reason(as if though she couldnt just do it without you)
>Halfway through the night the two convince you, against your better judgement, to try some drinks and have some fun
>One glass becomes two become five and soon everything becomes a blur
>You wake up next morning in a king sized bed, naked, feeling sticky and stinking of sweat
>You turn to your left side and there, in all her snoozing glory, is your mistress
>Scared, you turn the other way, only to come face to face with the one face you really wished you wouldn't be facing, ever, in such a situation
>Blitza flashed you a big shit eating grin
>"Morning, fuckboy, you slept well?"
>In that moment you know one thing with 100% certainty in your mind
>Their sons are gonna kill you