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7/15/2025, 7:07:17 PM
>>715542968
I didn't think....
I didn't think....
7/1/2025, 3:18:22 AM
>>714129251
I didn't think.....
I didn't think.....
6/22/2025, 4:56:49 AM
>Chief, I think this guy you're having us stakeout might be a deep undercover fed
>A fed? What the hell are you talking about, officer?
>Well, he spends about 10 hours a day making cryptic posts where he refers to himself as CIA and he appears to be working with two other agents codenamed Big Guy and Dr. Pavel
>They're up to something, our guy CIA keeps talking about some kind of extremely painful mask with Big Guy and every day he tells Dr. Pavel he can't bring friends
>Jesus tapdancing Christ...get Langley on the line, we need to see what the CIA is doing in our neck of the woods
>A fed? What the hell are you talking about, officer?
>Well, he spends about 10 hours a day making cryptic posts where he refers to himself as CIA and he appears to be working with two other agents codenamed Big Guy and Dr. Pavel
>They're up to something, our guy CIA keeps talking about some kind of extremely painful mask with Big Guy and every day he tells Dr. Pavel he can't bring friends
>Jesus tapdancing Christ...get Langley on the line, we need to see what the CIA is doing in our neck of the woods
6/16/2025, 7:02:11 PM
>>211543093
>sit down while we go over the aftermath of that little stunt you pulled, officer
>$7 million in property damage
>3 lawsuits already filed against the department
>you totaled your squad car
>the mayor is so far up my ass he told me to see a doctor for my enlarged prostate
>and I'm about to have a press conference where the first question they will ask is how I'm training my men thanks to that front page picture of you roughing up the suspect
>but god damn it officer, you get the job done
>see you tomorrow
>sit down while we go over the aftermath of that little stunt you pulled, officer
>$7 million in property damage
>3 lawsuits already filed against the department
>you totaled your squad car
>the mayor is so far up my ass he told me to see a doctor for my enlarged prostate
>and I'm about to have a press conference where the first question they will ask is how I'm training my men thanks to that front page picture of you roughing up the suspect
>but god damn it officer, you get the job done
>see you tomorrow
6/14/2025, 7:03:28 PM
he's gonna disappear into the crowd of rioters isn't he
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