>>149356163
Kratos. I don't think you are beating pic in terms of baffling wank at least for a good long while

>>149116829
>At the very least they didn't make literal stuff with Kratos
>He's totally faster than Hermes and Helios light!!!
>Show scene of Kratos blatantly getting btfo by Helios flashbang and being unable to react to it in time and Hermes running circles around him until he got tired / accidentally hurt his ankle
That match was full of made up bullshit. Especially the "he never did any of this but doesn't mean he can't" bit.

>>149069459
It was less seethe and more mockery. Outside of GOW Powerfags, everyone else simply made fun of how blatantly retarded it was and memed on it.