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7/24/2025, 3:26:05 AM
>special week is the most forgettable protag-
7/20/2025, 11:51:43 AM
>Lost my onsen trip virginity to Ryan
Just kill me now. I wasn't even using optimized support cards and parents
Just kill me now. I wasn't even using optimized support cards and parents
6/27/2025, 11:05:06 AM
6/26/2025, 9:20:16 PM
>Umas have twice the stamina of a human
>twice the strength
>literally no downsides from it
>all are borderline retarded
>would work 16 hours per day for carrots and lodging in a stable
How have we not strapped them in front of carriages and plows yet and enslaved them to endless manual labor until they hurt their legs and get a mercy bullet behind the barn? How are there not hundreds of pure breed uma legions out there fighting in dirty proxy wars for resources and shit as they run 30 miles per hour while carring heavy machine guns??
Putting them in pretty dresses, making them run and sing idol shit songs is like the last thing I would've come up with.
Umamusume must be a utopia.
>twice the strength
>literally no downsides from it
>all are borderline retarded
>would work 16 hours per day for carrots and lodging in a stable
How have we not strapped them in front of carriages and plows yet and enslaved them to endless manual labor until they hurt their legs and get a mercy bullet behind the barn? How are there not hundreds of pure breed uma legions out there fighting in dirty proxy wars for resources and shit as they run 30 miles per hour while carring heavy machine guns??
Putting them in pretty dresses, making them run and sing idol shit songs is like the last thing I would've come up with.
Umamusume must be a utopia.
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