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Uma Musume
Unlike humans and some other animals, horses cannot burp, vomit, or breathe through their mouths, making knowledge of their digestive health crucial.
Anonymous No.716250045 [Report] >>716250135 >>716250386
(You) made several horsetranny threads already, tranny. Stop shitting up the catalog with your tranime game.
Anonymous No.716250135 [Report]
>>716250045
uh oh melty
Anonymous No.716250242 [Report] >>716250494
once again i am asking to join a /v/ club where members trade shoes (but not until the end of the month)
Anonymous No.716250336 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
Lies, I’ve seen vomithorse.jpg
Anonymous No.716250386 [Report]
>>716250045
UH OH SHARTIE MELTIE
Anonymous No.716250435 [Report]
UN-FUCK THE SERVERS ALREADY
Anonymous No.716250494 [Report] >>716262345
>>716250242
>everyone wants long shoes
>i have little
>nobody wants medium shoes
>i have 6x the amount of long
pain
Anonymous No.716250514 [Report] >>716250594 >>716250957 >>716251114 >>716256675
Hishi Amazon got out-browned
Anonymous No.716250573 [Report] >>716251015 >>716251141
>>716249970 (OP)
Why do people like her when there are better schizo umas like Still in Love and Manhattan Cafe? The anime carried her to the point the in-game version fells like a cheap copy.
Anonymous No.716250594 [Report]
>>716250514
rocking that trump tan
Anonymous No.716250757 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYe1BAYhIRI
goldship pooping in your thread
Anonymous No.716250957 [Report]
>>716250514
all of them buckbroken by my El Condor Pasa!
Anonymous No.716251015 [Report]
>>716250573
Neither are playable in global
Anonymous No.716251114 [Report]
>>716250514
Based Choco Choco
Anonymous No.716251141 [Report] >>716251206
>>716250573
the anime is for retards
Anonymous No.716251206 [Report]
>>716251141
Based someone had to say it
Anonymous No.716251439 [Report] >>716251780 >>716252140 >>716252826 >>716256438 >>716256772 >>716264271 >>716264378 >>716264492 >>716266805 >>716267629 >>716272471 >>716276914 >>716277762 >>716279678 >>716280045 >>716288737
Any favorite upcoming umas? I might try to save for Hishi Akebono.
Anonymous No.716251561 [Report]
I just watched Agne's film. I was expecting moe shit, I didn't expect this at all. Nice.
Anonymous No.716251780 [Report]
>>716251439
same
Anonymous No.716252130 [Report] >>716252215 >>716252532 >>716267749
>when the KIMI NO AIBA GA! hits
Anonymous No.716252140 [Report]
>>716251439
Doto is coming up for me, though I have been thinking about rolling for Amazon.
Anonymous No.716252215 [Report] >>716252454
>>716252130
I'm more of an ore no aiba ga kind of guy.
https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s
Anonymous No.716252454 [Report]
>>716252215
what the fuck why is this so good?
Anonymous No.716252519 [Report] >>716254772
Would the game benefit from crossovers where the main gimmick are trainers? What would your trainer from other game be?
Anonymous No.716252532 [Report] >>716290412
>>716252130
https://youtu.be/skfS9KiX1so?si=GX3J7Spm9A0AsJe4&t=1847
Anonymous No.716252826 [Report]
>>716251439
>I might try to save for Hishi Akebono.
Based
Anonymous No.716253776 [Report] >>716253847
YOU'RE A KID NOW
YOU'RE A HORSE NOW
Anonymous No.716253847 [Report]
>>716253776
Anonymous No.716254334 [Report] >>716254690
Anonymous No.716254618 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
>Horses can't breathe
That is Bakushin after running a long race
Anonymous No.716254690 [Report]
>>716254334
oyakodon
Anonymous No.716254772 [Report]
>>716252519
Red, training up to six umas in one career
Anonymous No.716254798 [Report] >>716255081 >>716255098 >>716277680
BAKUSHIN 1*speed
Anonymous No.716254945 [Report] >>716256629
Anonymous No.716255081 [Report]
>>716254798
Kek get fucked
>Still no 3*
Anonymous No.716255098 [Report] >>716255215 >>716278496
>>716254798
My Bakushin (1* Wit)
Anonymous No.716255215 [Report]
>>716255098
What about 0 wit? (Real horse build, Speed + Power 0 Wit.)
Anonymous No.716255773 [Report]
If stats cap out at 1200 at what point were JP allowed to go past that into "ultimate" rank stats?
Anonymous No.716256438 [Report] >>716257087
>>716251439
Fine Motion and M A M B O
Anonymous No.716256621 [Report] >>716257008
eishin flash eta?
Anonymous No.716256629 [Report]
>>716254945
ARI KITTE IKOU
Anonymous No.716256675 [Report]
>>716250514
Hishi Amakwab
Anonymous No.716256772 [Report]
>>716251439
Anonymous No.716257008 [Report]
>>716256621
probably in the fall
Anonymous No.716257087 [Report]
>>716256438
>Mambo
Anonymous No.716257261 [Report] >>716257306 >>716257458 >>716257843 >>716258853 >>716262958
Post dem horse bellies
Anonymous No.716257306 [Report]
>>716257261
Anonymous No.716257458 [Report] >>716257971
>>716257261
Anonymous No.716257516 [Report] >>716257579 >>716286761
What the fuck is his problem?
Anonymous No.716257579 [Report]
>>716257516
It looks like women and exceptionally stinky poo, to me.
Anonymous No.716257843 [Report] >>716257971
>>716257261
Anonymous No.716257971 [Report]
>>716257458
>>716257843
Anonymous No.716258660 [Report]
OP IS A FAGGOT
OP IS A FAGGOT
Anonymous No.716258853 [Report]
>>716257261
Anonymous No.716259285 [Report] >>716259624 >>716260660 >>716263176
>Favourite in all stats
>Comes 2nd
>Favourite in all stats
>Comes 3rd
>Favourite in all stats
>Comes 4th
>Favourite in all stats
>Comes 2nd
You suck Vodka
Anonymous No.716259480 [Report]
I just got my first 9 star but it's a mix of power and speed. Do you ideally want just one flat stat?
Anonymous No.716259624 [Report] >>716260004
>>716259285
in mile races go pace and in medium/long go late, changing the strategy from time to time is a game changer; and no specific skills tied to a strategy won't make a difference
Anonymous No.716260004 [Report] >>716260241
>>716259624
>specific skills tied to a strategy won't make a difference
Unless you have gourmand or their ult conditions require being in the front or the back.
Anonymous No.716260217 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
Is she asking me to come in her body (the aformentioned temple)?
Anonymous No.716260241 [Report] >>716260692
>>716260004
I'm high on Swinging Maestro anon, don't get me wrong Gourmand is a good endurance skill but I would rather take the one with an infinite better activation condition aka just pass a corner
Anonymous No.716260660 [Report] >>716260849 >>716260865
>>716259285
Post your vodka
Anonymous No.716260692 [Report] >>716261024 >>716261359 >>716276202
>>716260241
>infinite better activation condition
??? Gourmand's condition is being halfway to the finish line. Meanwhile maestro can activate at the start of the first corner and do very little.
Anonymous No.716260849 [Report] >>716261372 >>716261405
>>716260660
Anonymous No.716260865 [Report] >>716261372 >>716263176
>>716260660
She just lost the URA semifinals.
Anonymous No.716261024 [Report]
>>716260692
but luck is on my side and it activates on the last corner :)
Anonymous No.716261359 [Report] >>716261704
>>716260692
NTA but I was told the skills can overheal stamina past the runner's current max
Anonymous No.716261372 [Report]
>>716260849
Kek, almost fell for it, next time remove the URA finals title so its more believable

>>716260865
Yeah that actually sucks, however don't waste points in calm in a crowd, that skill isn't that effective. Diagnosis: Got fucked over by RNG, prognosis: do another run.
Also I made this shitty graph in MSPaint to help me know better what skills I need, maybe this'll help you too
Anonymous No.716261405 [Report] >>716261767
>>716260849
What deck do you use for power/speed runs?
3 speed/3 power?
Anonymous No.716261704 [Report]
>>716261359
And I heard Straightaway Recovery was bad precisely because it can activate right out of the gate and do nothing.
Anonymous No.716261767 [Report]
>>716261405
that was 4spe/1pow/1wit
with 2x 9* spark legacies (power and stam)
and Charming status from Sweep Tosho very early, otherwise I don't come close to that result
Anonymous No.716261868 [Report] >>716262049 >>716262110
The popularity of this game is probably the biggest blackpill on the video game industry at this point. Games are never going to be good again are they? Gachas are the final form of video games and they are going to completely rape and demolish the hobby. I feel sick
Anonymous No.716262049 [Report]
>>716261868
you don't even know what a good game looks like without someone else telling you
Anonymous No.716262110 [Report]
>>716261868
What do cute horse girls have to do with any of that, the industry can still make good games regardless
Anonymous No.716262227 [Report] >>716262291 >>716262371 >>716262840 >>716265414
>>716249970 (OP)
Is this game rigged as all fuck? You will lose by a huge margin then use a clock and win by a huge margin
Anonymous No.716262262 [Report]
Fix your servers for fuck's sake, stop making me wait ten seconds for every interaction to clear
Anonymous No.716262291 [Report]
>>716262227
RNG is everywhere in this game, its better to get used to it
Anonymous No.716262332 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
so I come in her body? yeah sounds right
Anonymous No.716262345 [Report]
>>716250494
>>everyone wants long shoes
the meta is to trade long shoes, retardbro.

I trade and ask for long shoes, not because I need them but because we're suppose to do it. the meta is to trade infinite long shoes.
Anonymous No.716262371 [Report]
>>716262227
That's the BOX
also clock does up mood if you weren't full so would improve a result
Anonymous No.716262523 [Report]
WHY ARE THE SERVERS LAGGING
Anonymous No.716262840 [Report] >>716263890
>>716262227
I have gone from 16th to 1st thanks to clock, and all it did was change the starting position from inner to outer.
Anonymous No.716262958 [Report] >>716263810
>>716257261
Anonymous No.716263176 [Report] >>716264045
>>716259285
Just watch your races to see what went wrong, since a lot of things can affect how your horses run during a race.
>>716260865
>Witlet
Your horse is too dumb to avoid getting blocked, especially when you use the late runner style.
Anonymous No.716263715 [Report] >>716264291
The funny thing is, Front Runners can be dumb as long as they're fast and have enough stamina. Can't get blocked in first place.
Anonymous No.716263762 [Report] >>716264109
What is the secret of getting A ranks? I only got one in a run i luckshitted the onsen ticket.
Anonymous No.716263810 [Report] >>716265704
>>716262958
They should make a buddha belly-style statue of Oguri Cappu
Anonymous No.716263890 [Report] >>716265521
>>716262840
What are the benefits of outer positions?
Anonymous No.716263972 [Report] >>716265596 >>716265671
can't make this shit up
Anonymous No.716263973 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
Any good /v/ clubs left to join
Anonymous No.716264045 [Report] >>716264264
>>716263176
>Just watch your races to see what went wrong, since a lot of things can affect how your horses run during a race.
This would work better if the game didn't hide most of its mechanics from the player. You can't see how much stamina you currently have or how guts or wit are interacting with it, you can't see how your stats are affecting your placement in any way, all you can see is skill activations (but not what's triggering them at that specific moment outside of skills with specific activation requirements). It's very deliberately opaque and Tazuna's advice after each race is utterly useless.
Anonymous No.716264109 [Report]
>>716263762
1 SS or S, 1 A and i think 1 B. Aptitudes also heavily contribute to rating so try to get a decent spread across the whole board using inheritances
Anonymous No.716264242 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
Agnes ' voice makes love to my ears.
Anonymous No.716264264 [Report]
>>716264045
i would actually watch the races more if a lot more information was displayed, it's fun watching numbers go up and down
Anonymous No.716264271 [Report]
>>716251439
>Any favorite upcoming umas?
Saving for Cafe... but I might just falter and pull Gold City before.
Anonymous No.716264291 [Report]
>>716263715
>dumb
>flat
>short
>wide hips
The perfect girl
Anonymous No.716264378 [Report]
>>716251439
manhattan cafe
Anonymous No.716264492 [Report]
>>716251439
Manhattan Cafe, Agnes Digital
Anonymous No.716264524 [Report] >>716264754 >>716265109
retards rerolling = server lag
stop advertising that shit
and no it's not real players rerolling but dumbass resellers
Anonymous No.716264534 [Report]
Probably could have been a better run, wasted at least 5 turns throughout the entire career dealing with conditions. Not mention i wasn't that lucky with rainbow training
Anonymous No.716264754 [Report]
>>716264524
where the fuck did vodka even get that flask from
Anonymous No.716264932 [Report] >>716265878
>Take a look at NPC stats for the URA finale
>No one has any stat above C+
>No one has more than 6 skills, most don't even have 5
Sure is strange that I can go into the URA Finale with better stats in every field and twice as many skills and still lose more than I win.
Anonymous No.716265109 [Report] >>716265207 >>716265238 >>716267920
>>716264524
what will cygames do with that avalanche of dead accounts from rerolling
Anonymous No.716265207 [Report]
>>716265109
Use it as marketing to create the perception of high activity.
Anonymous No.716265214 [Report]
RNG has been fucking my ass, I haven't been able to get past the 4th stage without hitting a roadblock
Anonymous No.716265232 [Report] >>716289264
King Halo has a whole optional event wrapping up her story arc if you compete in and win the senior year Arima Kinen.
Anonymous No.716265238 [Report]
>>716265109
feed them to oguri cap
Anonymous No.716265414 [Report]
>>716262227
I stopped using clocks 2 weeks ago. I just don't need them anymore, I simply win.

Get better parents.
Anonymous No.716265425 [Report] >>716265546 >>716265591 >>716265746 >>716267196 >>716267505
Why does everyone want to roll for Manhattan? Is she broken or something?
Anonymous No.716265521 [Report]
>>716263890
Less chance of getting boxed in between umas or against railing.
Anonymous No.716265546 [Report] >>716265932
>>716265425
I don't get it either. To me she's just a smelly schizo addicted to coffee.
Anonymous No.716265591 [Report] >>716265932
>>716265425
I don't get it as well. She's literally a crazy NEET girl. What's the hype about?
Anonymous No.716265596 [Report] >>716265706
>>716263972
BNW!
Anonymous No.716265662 [Report]
sumata uma
sUMAta...
Anonymous No.716265671 [Report]
>>716263972
won by a head
Anonymous No.716265704 [Report]
>>716263810
It looks like she's holding a turd
Anonymous No.716265706 [Report] >>716265782
>>716265596
final arima kinen too
Anonymous No.716265745 [Report]
lvl 50 Kitasan never shows up on the speed training

Was I lied to?
Anonymous No.716265746 [Report]
>>716265425
you wouldn't get it
Anonymous No.716265782 [Report]
>>716265706
>neck and nose
I hope you saved the race footage
Anonymous No.716265878 [Report] >>716266178 >>716266179
>>716264932
Are the URA predictions just complete nonsense?
Anonymous No.716265932 [Report]
>>716265546
>>716265591
You just described the appeal.
Anonymous No.716266091 [Report] >>716266183
Post THAT gif.
Anonymous No.716266178 [Report]
>>716265878
shouldn't it be double circle for the horse with the highest stat?
Anonymous No.716266179 [Report]
>>716265878
It takes your overall stats into account.
Because no one trains guts, the game thinks you're going to under perform. Favorites tend to have well balanced stats. Doesn't matter that you're the 8th favorite when you have 600 more speed and 300 more stamina than the rest of the pack. Wit and Guts are dump stats.
Anonymous No.716266183 [Report]
>>716266091
Anonymous No.716266701 [Report] >>716266741 >>716276052
It's kino i'm afraid.
Anonymous No.716266741 [Report] >>716266852 >>716276052
>>716266701
Anonymous No.716266805 [Report]
>>716251439
Delicious brown and manhattan
Anonymous No.716266852 [Report] >>716267472 >>716268228
>>716266741
Why did they make Happy Meek a boy instead of a girl?
Anonymous No.716266964 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
Anonymous No.716267196 [Report] >>716267289
>>716265425
She's the cutest girl we are getting for the next 6 months.
If you don't want Gold City or Eishi flash that are more Cool types

We are getting Mejiro Ardan next year.
Anonymous No.716267274 [Report] >>716267363 >>716267390 >>716267456
King Halo fucking SUCKS holy FUCK your mom is right to shit on you!!!
Anonymous No.716267289 [Report] >>716273225
>>716267196
But aren't we getting Mr. CB in january
Anonymous No.716267363 [Report] >>716267484
>>716267274
Second-rate trainer detected
Anonymous No.716267373 [Report] >>716267638
Finished my first Mejiro Ryan career run. I’m surprised I cleared the finale with her on my first try, I wasn’t expecting much. Shit is not a real completed run until I watch her perform Umapyoi Densetsu with her actual outfit though.
Anonymous No.716267390 [Report] >>716267484
>>716267274
You deserve your trainer license to be revoked
Anonymous No.716267456 [Report] >>716267484
>>716267274
There are no bad horses, only bad trainers
Anonymous No.716267472 [Report] >>716267604
>>716266852
Why does she have nice tits if he's a "boy"?
Anonymous No.716267484 [Report]
>>716267363
>>716267390
>>716267456
Go cry about how you'll never be as good as your mom you fucking LOSER! LOSER!!!
Anonymous No.716267505 [Report] >>716267639
>>716265425
because global is secondary scum and saw her in the anime
Anonymous No.716267604 [Report]
>>716267472
Director Akikawa is putting chemicals in the water that's making the freaking Uma gay
Anonymous No.716267629 [Report]
>>716251439
Hishi Amazon for now
Anonymous No.716267635 [Report] >>716267750 >>716269679
>>716249970 (OP)
Anonymous No.716267638 [Report]
>>716267373
I refuse to play with this ugly dyke, I wish they'd let me delete it from my roster entirely.
Anonymous No.716267639 [Report] >>716267997 >>716268321
>>716267505
>genre about playing pokemon with cute girls
>mad about people that join the game and pick the girls they find cute
get over yourself
Anonymous No.716267749 [Report]
>>716252130
For me? It's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUmcBtFWKr4
Anonymous No.716267750 [Report] >>716268182 >>716269679
>>716267635
Pegasus is Black, right?
Anonymous No.716267849 [Report] >>716267960 >>716268117 >>716268549 >>716268894 >>716269502
>reroll for almost an entire day to get 4 copies of KB
>finally, time to get those A ratings
>bitch still hangs out in non-speed trainings all the fucking time
>I've done 20 careers and seen Curvature maybe 4 times
>still only 1 A rank Uma
good job guys, you trolled me hard!
Anonymous No.716267920 [Report]
>>716265109
If it was anything like Granblue Fantasy, they will occasionally celebrate having reached a milestone of having a large amount of players playing the game and give use a bunch of free stuff even though most of those "players" are basically reroll accounts.
Anonymous No.716267960 [Report] >>716270647
>>716267849
>this retard didn't keep his main account and roll for max on an alt
LMAO, that's what you get for just rerolling instead of leaching
Anonymous No.716267973 [Report]
Me personally, I’m looking forward to Narita Taishin because she’s short, cute, and abrasive.
Anonymous No.716267997 [Report] >>716268262 >>716268431
>>716267639
>game about racing historical japanese horses
>the anime only picks a handful and bastardizes their character
>gacha haters come out the woodwork and try to fit in the game community but can't because the game characters don't act like anime clowns
the anime is an ad for the game. It's literally the same as watching the superbowl for the commercials
Anonymous No.716268029 [Report]
Anonymous No.716268117 [Report]
>>716267849
assuming you're not just making shit up to spread misinformation, that's a level of shit luck that should tell you not to play games like this

Imagine spending that much time to tryhard for one card and the game deciding you don't get to use it
Anonymous No.716268171 [Report]
>next race stamina is too high and speed is too low
>next race speed is too high and stamina is too low
>next race fucking power is too high and everything else is low
I hate this game
Anonymous No.716268182 [Report]
>>716267750
Bakushin is Kamen Rider 1 and Pegasus is Rider 2
Anonymous No.716268228 [Report]
>>716266852
Why does she have nice tits if she's a "boy"?
Anonymous No.716268262 [Report] >>716269410
>>716267997
all non anime original anime is advertisements for the manga/light novels they are adapting you fucking dumbass.
Anonymous No.716268321 [Report] >>716270173
>>716267639
it's a genuine /vg/ schizo don't bother replying to him, he's in every thread shitting on the anime and pretending he cares about le JRA
Anonymous No.716268431 [Report]
>>716267997
>ironic weebs when they realize their faux otaku sector isn't as original as they thought it was
Anonymous No.716268549 [Report] >>716268642 >>716268969
>>716267849
Chad luckshitters:
>got 3lb Kitasan natty with saved carots
>always procs Professor of Curvature
>always shows up in Speed training
>has a robust account with many challenges completed and several strong Umas because they've been playing since day 1
Tranny rerooller:
>wastes time angrily tapping through the same screens over and over again before calling it quits on a result that's "good enough"
>only gets Kitasan in Guts and Power trainings
>never gets Professor of Curvature
>has a pitiful roster of weak Umas since he waited to start playing
Anonymous No.716268642 [Report]
>>716268549
what if you just really like agnes and you don't need a lot of umas besides like vodka and special week
Anonymous No.716268894 [Report]
>>716267849
yeah desu the only real difference between base and uncapped cards is the rate you acquire friendship, even with higher LBs you're still going to end up with your supports fucking around in trainings that don't matter way more often than you'd expect for the investment you put in. This and sparks are the real Uma blackpill: there's really no way to swing the RNG in your favor, and that's where the horrible unending gacha grind rears its ugly head
Anonymous No.716268969 [Report]
>>716268549
chad luckshitters
>having fun with the game
chad rerollers
>having fun with the game
:D
Anonymous No.716269160 [Report]
Anonymous No.716269337 [Report] >>716269446 >>716269515
>fall for the umamusume is a wit game
>fall for the stamina is not that important as long as you have stamina skills and wit
Well fuck you retard
Anonymous No.716269410 [Report] >>716271068
>>716268262
that is literally not the same since the game is the main breadwinner for this IP and is what keeps the lights on. Animefags are pirates and leeches
Anonymous No.716269446 [Report]
>>716269337
>train both skills with a mixture of intention and good support rolls
>you lost 3 times in a row because of the epic box! Take your 1* guts spark and C rating and try again!
>Connection error
Anonymous No.716269496 [Report] >>716270457
IT'S COMIN HOME *BANG BANG*
Anonymous No.716269502 [Report] >>716270471
>>716267849
> Reroll because I dumped 12k and no Kitasan for me
> Get 1 KB on first pull
>See this account as blessed and just take the 13k+ free carats for new Umas
I am happy with this path.
Anonymous No.716269515 [Report] >>716269748
>>716269337
Playing a shit ton of pace chasers made me believe in stamina. I’m a stamina believer now. I’m also a pace chaser hater, dogshit rng up the ass running style.
Anonymous No.716269560 [Report] >>716269692
I really like the squeal Vodka makes on race day when her mood is great.
Anonymous No.716269679 [Report] >>716269752
>>716267635
>>716267750
Anonymous No.716269692 [Report]
>>716269560
WAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.716269748 [Report]
>>716269515
>I’m also a pace chaser hater, dogshit rng up the ass running style.
if there's 5+ pace chasers in the race you either have to run front or late. Pace chasers are hit the hardest by having a huge pack
Anonymous No.716269752 [Report]
>>716269679
Anonymous No.716269956 [Report] >>716270084 >>716270145 >>716270297 >>716270463 >>716270671 >>716270807 >>716271757 >>716273393 >>716274195 >>716274329
Which Uma is biggest fuckin headache for you to train in career?
Anonymous No.716270084 [Report] >>716271196
>>716269956
So far it seems like Golshi and Rice Shower are most infamously hard to train
Rice because she's super moody and Golshi because she's liable to do whatever the fuck she wants for multiple turns at a time
Anonymous No.716270145 [Report] >>716270896
>>716269956
Teio
>hit 500 stam by Kikuka/Tenno Sho or fucking die
Whose bright idea was it to throw these long races in there
Anonymous No.716270173 [Report]
>>716268321
there's literally nothing wrong with dunking on retards wondering why tachyon isn't lol so crazy like in the anime or any featured uma character for that matter
Anonymous No.716270297 [Report] >>716270402 >>716270896
>>716269956
My luck with Tachyon is abyssmal, she keeps getting depressed over her coffee or getting migraines/slacker all the time
Anonymous No.716270402 [Report] >>716275858
>>716270297
NBEVER MIND
HOLY SHGIT
Anonymous No.716270457 [Report]
>>716269496
*BANG BANG BANG* CAMON MCQUEEN WIN SOM FAKIN FINALS *BANG BANG BANG*
Anonymous No.716270463 [Report] >>716270740
>>716269956
King Halo is pretty up there, what with running everything from shorts to longs
Anonymous No.716270471 [Report]
>>716269502
you need two kita anon
Anonymous No.716270507 [Report] >>716270773 >>716270970 >>716289270
>Start Super Creek's career
>Immediately inundated with mother/infantilism fetish faggotry
What an awful character.
Anonymous No.716270647 [Report]
>>716267960
Tamamo is fucking cut
Anonymous No.716270671 [Report] >>716270896
>>716269956
Mayano has massive mood swings for me and I just get unlucky with getting night owl, and slacker
Anonymous No.716270740 [Report]
>>716270463
yeah i also think King Halo is pretty
Anonymous No.716270747 [Report] >>716270786
>train Matikanefukukitaru
>fails a 2% training
>mood down
>random event afterwards
>mood down
>hang out with her
>get ANOTHER random mood down after
Anonymous No.716270773 [Report] >>716289270
>>716270507
It's truly a fetish I will never understand. I'm all for affection but that's really pushing it.
Anonymous No.716270786 [Report]
>>716270747
sounds like you didn't pray hard enough to shiraoki sama
Anonymous No.716270797 [Report] >>716271049
Are there any left handed umas? Oguri Cap should have been.
Anonymous No.716270807 [Report]
>>716269956
Bourbon for me. Rice Shower keeps stealing the Triple Crown. Won it maybe twice out of 20 runs by now. rest of the career is comfy.
Anonymous No.716270896 [Report]
>>716270145
>>716270297
>>716270671
The game's adherence to lore is such a pain in the cock, makes training Umas with history of injury/jobbing a real chore
Anonymous No.716270970 [Report] >>716271210
>>716270507
Anonymous No.716271049 [Report]
>>716270797
'zuka
Anonymous No.716271068 [Report]
>>716269410
>he thinks any anime is the main breadwinner for any ip
lmao
Anonymous No.716271106 [Report]
lol how can horses be left or right handed they don't have hands!
Anonymous No.716271181 [Report] >>716271250 >>716271329 >>716271361 >>716271478 >>716271634 >>716276414
i am FORGOTTEN
Anonymous No.716271196 [Report] >>716271279 >>716271407
>>716270084
People have trouble with Goishi? She was one of the easiest for me.
>restricts my training to Speed only
>first hot spring visit
Anonymous No.716271210 [Report]
>>716270970
yo this is that Katawa Shoujo artist who did the Emi stuff
Anonymous No.716271214 [Report]
Anonymous No.716271250 [Report]
>>716271181
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU SPECCHAN
Anonymous No.716271279 [Report]
>>716271196
I've done a few careers with Ship and she only hit me with the training restrictions the first time. Every career after that I've kept her mood at Great with a little extra recreation and she's been on the straight and narrow
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.716271313 [Report]
Anonymous No.716271329 [Report] >>716271443 >>716271463 >>716271634 >>716271769 >>716275738 >>716275880 >>716276414
>>716271181
why does r*ddit hate her so much
Anonymous No.716271361 [Report]
>>716271181
It's okay, being second-best to Teio is an achievement!
Anonymous No.716271407 [Report]
>>716271196
I don't even deal with the restrictions all that much, my problem is that I don't know when power is too much, so I end up underperforming on Wit or Speed
Anonymous No.716271417 [Report] >>716271539 >>716271595 >>716271719 >>716273112
bought the rookie starter pack for £4
600 carats, 200k monies and 50k sp seemed like a good deal
is it better to save the paid carats for the daily pulls? or just use them as regular carats?
Anonymous No.716271443 [Report] >>716271483
>>716271329
Spe is unpopular in Japan too, at least compared to how hard she was pushed as the mascot/face of the game. She's not even top 5. Fucking Twin Turbo has as much art as she does.
Anonymous No.716271463 [Report] >>716275963
>>716271329
chud horse
Anonymous No.716271478 [Report]
>>716271181
I will always remember you... loading screen girl
Anonymous No.716271483 [Report] >>716272149
>>716271443
Who are the top 10 umas?
Anonymous No.716271539 [Report] >>716271615
>>716271417
daily paid pulls, but curb your expectations
Anonymous No.716271547 [Report]
leave special BITCH to me
Anonymous No.716271595 [Report] >>716271876
>>716271417
The daily pulls are a 1/3 of the cost of a free pull
Anonymous No.716271615 [Report]
>>716271539
yeah did two pulls and only got rs
Anonymous No.716271634 [Report]
>>716271329
>>716271181
I don't know.
But I think "hate" is a strong word.
Though I can say she's forgettable in all aspects, from design to personality.
Anonymous No.716271719 [Report] >>716271957
>>716271417
go to bed already bro
Anonymous No.716271746 [Report] >>716271891
okay but did you beat montjeu? no? then shut up and kneel, pleb
Anonymous No.716271757 [Report]
>>716269956
Grass wonder, albeit its my fault for making her a late surger in a medium race
Anonymous No.716271769 [Report]
>>716271329
Nobody likes her anon

This just a case of the "main girl" being the most boring one, again.
Anonymous No.716271876 [Report] >>716272023
>>716271595
yeah but i was thinking with the 10 you get a guaranteed sr at least, so if you just wanted to pull you could use those, but maybe it works out odds wise for the single pulls still
Anonymous No.716271891 [Report]
>>716271746
KEK BASED WE LOVE YOU SUPREME CHUD OF JAPAN!
Anonymous No.716271949 [Report] >>716272073 >>716272095
is being able to move a trainee's best skill to another one just pure luck? Something that happens after you finish out a career? Or something? I still don't get it.
Anonymous No.716271957 [Report]
>>716271719
but i'm at work
Anonymous No.716272016 [Report]
I have ZERO luck running late runners bros i don't know what stat to maax compared to just speed and stamina for front chads
Anonymous No.716272023 [Report] >>716272330
>>716271876
pulling 10s is for when you have enough free carots hoarded to reach pity if you want to be most efficient
it's either patience or spend a lot more than the starter pack (don't)
Anonymous No.716272073 [Report] >>716272125
>>716271949
only 3 star trainees can do it
Anonymous No.716272095 [Report]
>>716271949
green spark legacy (after career, yes), has to be 3* uma for it
Anonymous No.716272106 [Report] >>716272650
i can't win with rice shower when i got everyone else through the finale
Anonymous No.716272125 [Report] >>716272208
>>716272073
Really?
kek
Okay. Well then.
Fuck this!
lmao
Anonymous No.716272149 [Report] >>716272235 >>716272469 >>716272658 >>716273562 >>716274494
>>716271483
Going purely on JP art
Golshi > Rice > Agnes Tachyon > Manhattan Cafe > Teio > Suzuka > Daiwa Scarlet > Kitasan > Nice Nature > Spe > Twin Turbo > Haru Urara > everyone else
Anonymous No.716272175 [Report] >>716272294 >>716272805
Is this game just doing careers over and over? I feel like once you get a basic understanding of the stats you're just going through fast forwarded careers endlessly doing similar stuff until rng blesses you or you build up enough to be a little better next time.
Anonymous No.716272208 [Report]
>>716272125
who's do you want to move?
you can find someone who has them upgraded to 3* and use them as a legacy to transfer it over to your trainee for that run
Anonymous No.716272229 [Report]
I heard you need 1st in your next race.
Anonymous No.716272235 [Report] >>716272346 >>716272391 >>716272413
>>716272149
Why is Rice Shitter so popular?
Anonymous No.716272281 [Report] >>716272508 >>716273473 >>716274735
>special week is the most forgettable protag-
Anonymous No.716272294 [Report] >>716273140
>>716272175
yes that's it unless you want to PVP
Anonymous No.716272330 [Report] >>716272425
>>716272023
a shame that the rates for carats are horrible, honestly wouldn't mind dropping a tenner if it gave me a good amount.
Anonymous No.716272346 [Report]
>>716272235
bpd imouto
Anonymous No.716272391 [Report] >>716272776
>>716272235
Is that really a question
>most tragic story of any horse
>softest voice
>cute imouto who calls you onii-sama
>one of the most visually distinct designs with the goth dress and hair over eye
Anonymous No.716272413 [Report] >>716272776
>>716272235
Top Cute
Tragic backstory irl and ingame
Looks emo and edgy
Calls you Onii-sama
Did I tell you she's cute?
Anonymous No.716272425 [Report]
>>716272330
yeah I checked the prices too and it was very easy decision on principle
Starter stuff ok, but the regular stuff is horrendous
Anonymous No.716272469 [Report]
>>716272149
>Bakushin not in the top 10
Holy shit taste from the nips
Anonymous No.716272471 [Report]
>>716251439
Eishinn flash for me
I hope grass wonder and taiki shuttle spook me
Anonymous No.716272508 [Report] >>716276720
>>716272281
you can't even name BNW's protag because nobody's watched it
Anonymous No.716272569 [Report] >>716272660 >>716272874
it's not worth spark farming with any girl less than 3 stars is it
Anonymous No.716272601 [Report]
I need the part 2 of her anime right now anons.
I love this fat retard so much and the first part was kino
Anonymous No.716272638 [Report]
Based RiceCHADS standing up for our imouto
Anonymous No.716272650 [Report]
>>716272106
she was my free ticket choice and first career attempt
then put aside until I'd done many other careers with other horses and had some better legacy options to use for her
Long races are a jump up in stat requirement, she has to run a mile race that she isn't proficient in
and her primary stat that's 20% training boosted is guts, which is never trained
dw
Anonymous No.716272658 [Report] >>716272764 >>716272770 >>716279961
>>716272149
So anime > game in terms of popularity, because otherwise theres no way anyone would look over at Nice Nature twice.
And do people really like Kitasan that much? people here keep saying she fell off
Anonymous No.716272660 [Report] >>716272745
>>716272569
Nope. Also not a great idea to do it with anyone with a bad ult, like the super specific trigger ones.
Anonymous No.716272745 [Report]
>>716272660
if you dont have the spark you want to make a 9* uma then no, do that on a 1 or 2 star, when its time to make the 9* yes, always a 3* uma
Anonymous No.716272764 [Report]
>>716272658
Kitasan still has fans from S3 of the anime, more than Spe at least. She's the slightly more likable boring MC horse.
Anonymous No.716272770 [Report]
>>716272658
Have you missed all the Anons coming out of her route with a crush?
Anonymous No.716272776 [Report]
>>716272391
>>716272413
she deserves her happy ending. her and silence suzuka. may them find success and happiness in this new life.
Anonymous No.716272785 [Report] >>716272869 >>716272879 >>716272987
was the anon trolling who said that if you acquire every trophy before the kitasan banner ends then you'd get carats?
Anonymous No.716272805 [Report] >>716273140
>>716272175
Yeah, and scenarios get easier and easier due to power creep, so eventually you will just mindlessly complete them without needing to pick any skills or think about anything but the end result of what stats you want on your horse.

The real point of playing career is to get a single roll of for sparks per run, so you can make horses for PvP
Anonymous No.716272869 [Report] >>716272993
>>716272785
The thropies themselves give you carats, I think you don't get anything extra for being a completionist
Anonymous No.716272874 [Report]
>>716272569
not if you have 2 x 3* available so you're going for 9* each time
if you have 1 3*, then use that and guest
if you have no 3* yet, then use a guest and your best 2*. 600/600/600 and be patient...
Anonymous No.716272879 [Report] >>716272993
>>716272785
This anon is as gullible as Mayano.
Anonymous No.716272987 [Report]
>>716272785
bro....
Anonymous No.716272993 [Report]
>>716272879
hey i'm doing the trophies anyway just to get them out of the way and as >>716272869 said for carats, but if anything gives extra carats i'm all for it
Anonymous No.716273112 [Report] >>716273183 >>716273278 >>716273438 >>716273712 >>716273818
>>716271417
>buy the starter pack on android with free money from google rewards
>if I log in on android it shows the 600 paid carats
>if I log in on steam the 600 paid carats are nowhere to be seen
what the fuck
Anonymous No.716273140 [Report]
>>716272805
>>716272294
I see. Thank you.
Anonymous No.716273183 [Report] >>716273818
>>716273112
paid carrots stay on the device you got them on, free carrots you can use on either. I don't get it either
Anonymous No.716273225 [Report]
>>716267289
>released feb 24 2023
something like october of next year, maybe
Anonymous No.716273278 [Report]
>>716273112
it tells you that when you do the data link. only on the device it was purchased on
Anonymous No.716273312 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
>"Make your choice"
>"I have your measure"
>"it is done"
>"the time is ripe"
Libra demon lookin ah ah
Anonymous No.716273393 [Report] >>716273814
>>716269956
I've been suffering with El Condor. I just can't fucking deal with umas that race a bunch of different distances
Anonymous No.716273401 [Report] >>716273642
>rushed at start
>swinging maestro doesnt proc
pretty cool
Anonymous No.716273438 [Report]
>>716273112
That's the norm for mobile games. Paid currency is always locked to the platform it's bought on.
Anonymous No.716273473 [Report]
>>716272281
I've had a sticker of Jungle Pocket for 8 months and only realized it was her yesterday.
Anonymous No.716273562 [Report] >>716274494
>>716272149
GOD Ship steals the show yet again
Anonymous No.716273642 [Report] >>716273824
>>716273401
get more than 300 wit next time
Anonymous No.716273712 [Report] >>716273782 >>716273818
>>716273112
NTA, If you theoretically got a SSR with those 600 paid carats on android, would that SSR also be shown on steam?
Anonymous No.716273782 [Report]
>>716273712
yes
Anonymous No.716273790 [Report] >>716273965
Before the game got translated i only knew the series through xitter fanart and i though Rice Shower and Manhattan Cafe were related or rivals or something. My favorite is Oguri Cap because she's aryan as fuck btw.
Anonymous No.716273813 [Report]
You see, this shit is why you put some stamina on your bakushins! Don’t fall for the 1200 speed meme, okay?
Anonymous No.716273814 [Report]
>>716273393
Oh, that's nothing. Wait until your trainee runs all the distances AND lacks the aptitudes for them. I'm looking at you, Matuzensky. And she's also your backup dirt racer
Anonymous No.716273818 [Report]
>>716273183
>>716273112
Simply, arbitrary policies from Google.
This doesn't happens only with Uma Musume, it happens with many games who have cross platform versions in which you can use the same account.
It's was only really brought to attention and known to more people when Genshin Impact was released back then.
>>716273712
Yes. Only "paid currency" purchased on "google play versions" of the game won't be shown on other platforms.
This applies to ALL cross platform games.
Anonymous No.716273824 [Report]
>>716273642
i had over 400 retard
Anonymous No.716273945 [Report] >>716273982 >>716274024 >>716274214 >>716274358 >>716274403 >>716274609
how the FUCK are you supposed to train a long uma with 1200 speed and 1100 stamina? It seems impossible. I'm using a borrowed MLB Kitasan.
Anonymous No.716273965 [Report]
>>716273790
Before the anime, I only knew the game was a thing because I used to play Granblue in the past lol.
Anonymous No.716273982 [Report] >>716285370
>>716273945
get two 9* stam legacies
Anonymous No.716274024 [Report]
>>716273945
you gotta legacy whore if you want two stats over 1000
Anonymous No.716274191 [Report]
>favorite girl isn't my highest rating
I'll have to fix this
Anonymous No.716274195 [Report]
>>716269956
Vodka for me, she keeps fumbling everything towards the end.
Anonymous No.716274214 [Report]
>>716273945
I've got 2 SS Spe/ SS Pow Umas
They have 2x9* spark parents (stam and pow)
I need to hit Charming status random event early on and have good rainbow RNG + no infirmary trips to hit it
Also the trainee has to have their innate +20% training boost be in one of those stats
I'm usually borrowing MLB Creek and have 2LB Kita
Anonymous No.716274329 [Report]
>>716269956
Ryan and Ticket, I seriously don't how to beat the finals with them, no other pace chasers give me these problems
Anonymous No.716274358 [Report]
>>716273945
Manhat cafe SR with MLB supercreek will get you there, you need good parents though
All other cards should be speed
>borrowed
ngmi, reroll now or suffer the consequences
Anonymous No.716274373 [Report]
anyone have a good pace chaser daddy
Anonymous No.716274403 [Report]
>>716273945
You train your umas for 2600m, which is the most common long length. How much stats do you think you'll lose trying to go for an extra km?
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.716274479 [Report]
Anonymous No.716274494 [Report] >>716274881
>>716272149
>>716273562
Gold Ship's popularity is no surprise knowing his infamy
Anonymous No.716274609 [Report]
>>716273945
Time to grind for the REAL gacha, anon.
Anonymous No.716274641 [Report]
>MEJIRO MA KWEEEEEEEN
Anonymous No.716274735 [Report]
>>716272281
Her roaring after winning the Japanese Derby is literally the peak of this entire series. BTFOing TM Opera O was amazing too.
Anonymous No.716274837 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY
Your daily mambo, sir.
Anonymous No.716274879 [Report] >>716274960 >>716274993 >>716275025 >>716275029 >>716275106
I know everyone guns for the speed legacies, but if your support cards are already speed-focused, is it be better to use sparks in stamina/power instead?
It'd be a free bunch of stats in something you're worse at training.
Anonymous No.716274881 [Report] >>716274951 >>716275064 >>716275619 >>716281082 >>716281404
>>716274494
why is he infamous?
Anonymous No.716274951 [Report]
>>716274881
He's a retard, a successful retard
Anonymous No.716274960 [Report]
>>716274879
>I know everyone guns for the speed legacies
only retards
>if your support cards are already speed-focused, is it be better to use sparks in stamina/power instead
that's correct
Anonymous No.716274993 [Report]
>>716274879
Stamina is probably ideal because training speed especially with Kita trains power pretty well too.
Anonymous No.716275008 [Report] >>716275095
That was a close one.
Anonymous No.716275025 [Report]
>>716274879
Given that training speed already gets you power, best to get stamina legacies probably.
Anonymous No.716275029 [Report]
>>716274879
it's always better to use stam/power because with kitasan and a few other speed cards, you can grind speed really easily
Anonymous No.716275064 [Report] >>716289640
>>716274881
Extremely erratic behavior; would dominate races or not even try.
The most infamous instance was a race where 12B Yen was riding on him, only for him to become aggravated towards a horse in the gate next to him which caused him to have a slow start and lost the race.
Anonymous No.716275095 [Report]
>>716275008
i am awful at the crane game, wish there was a training simulator i could use
Anonymous No.716275106 [Report]
>>716274879
yes absolutely
speed is usually far easier to train and doing so also boosts power so it's usually worth focusing it
Anonymous No.716275128 [Report] >>716275186 >>716275323 >>716275391 >>716275782 >>716275925 >>716275992
>>716249970 (OP)
the vodka arima kinen is scripted right? I had A+ speed C+ everything else and she still died at 10th place.
She's won all the other races so far.
Anonymous No.716275163 [Report] >>716275230
Umamusume is wit game
Anonymous No.716275186 [Report]
>>716275128
>Long F
pretty much
Anonymous No.716275230 [Report]
>>716275163
only if your deck/legacies are so stacked anyway that you can afford to spam it
Anonymous No.716275323 [Report]
>>716275128
if you get an objective where it is simple run x event, then there's no expectation that you will do well (unless you build for it)
Anonymous No.716275391 [Report]
>>716275128
Arima Kinen as a goal race where you don't have to hit 1st place is just a humiliation ritual for the uma (unless you mixmax them so they can win it).
Anonymous No.716275619 [Report] >>716279301 >>716289640
>>716274881
He's not just a retard. He's an intelligent retard. Gold Ship has been known to be an asshole to his handlers and throwing races when he doesn't feel like it. There was an incident from a decade ago where lots of people betted money on him winning, and he threw the race, causing a loss of 12 billion yen.
https://youtu.be/P26Opa7F5g0?si=nWs2mRggMTvyA3u5
tl;dr he acts stupid to piss people off for shits and giggles.
Anonymous No.716275715 [Report]
I really dont like Mejiro Mcqueen's career

I never, ever get to level up her unique skill
Anonymous No.716275738 [Report] >>716275963
>>716271329
irl horse was a chuddy
Anonymous No.716275782 [Report]
>>716275128
>I had A+ speed C+ everything else and she still died at 10th place.
and? She has G rating for long races, your stats mean nothing. She can't run on long races.
Anonymous No.716275787 [Report] >>716276045
Reminder, Haru Urara was born in 1997
Anonymous No.716275858 [Report]
>>716270402
Yeah Tachyon is great. Mine wins every medium race I've ever put her in. Get her to 3 star.
Anonymous No.716275880 [Report]
>>716271329
I didn’t like her being a Suzuka orbiter most of the first season. I liked that that was a plot point though.
Anonymous No.716275925 [Report]
>>716275128
I got 1st today with 600 stamina, Long C from sparks and a couple stamina skills including swinging maestro. Think I was predicted 5th.
Anonymous No.716275963 [Report]
>>716275738
>>716271463
I thought Tamomo Cross was the incel chud horse
Anonymous No.716275992 [Report]
>>716275128
If the race is a surface or distance they have lower than a B, they are guaranteed to lose that race as it equates to massive percent reduction in speed making them borderline unwinnable
Anonymous No.716276045 [Report]
>>716275787
>10 years younger than me
Perfect
Anonymous No.716276052 [Report]
>>716266741
>>716266701
I SHOULD BE HER TRAINER NOT THAT DUMB WHORE KIRYUIN I'D MAKE HER A WINNER
Anonymous No.716276096 [Report] >>716276175
What's so good about the Manhattan Cafe card?
Anonymous No.716276131 [Report] >>716276494 >>716276650
If not for the goddamn slow metabolism 5 turns before the last goal race, I believe i will break 12000. Anyway, still trying out the wit meme, it works for everyone so far except Rice Shower.
Anonymous No.716276148 [Report]
>attempting Oguri's career for the first time
>Tamamo says she's gonna do the Tenno Sho, so I decide to do it too to get the trophy I need
>Get Rushed and absolutely smoked, come in 8th
>Oguri gets Paddock Fright
now she's the favorite for everything i try and I have no skill points!
Anonymous No.716276175 [Report]
>>716276096
She already likes you from the very beginning and gives a lot of rainbow sex
Anonymous No.716276202 [Report]
>>716260692
Activate in the first corner is fine. Race track is mainly oval shaped so the corner is always a bit far. The good thing about maestro compared to gourmand is they check the activation twice so it helps when your uma is witlet compared to gourmand that check the proc once.
Anonymous No.716276209 [Report]
Why's the daily carrot pack so shit. I'm not gonna pretend the Chinese gachas are amazing but their pack is cheaper and gets you more pulls. Do they update the shop ever.
Anonymous No.716276414 [Report]
>>716271181
>>716271329
Literally "no personality" the horse. Her personality pretty much exists to be the viewer surrogate for the anime. It's an issue many animes suffer from where the protag has to be boring as hell to be "relatable".
Anonymous No.716276494 [Report]
>>716276131
dead pvp horse
Anonymous No.716276578 [Report] >>716276646 >>716276724 >>716276830 >>716276953 >>716278510
are there no just straight races in japanese horse racing or is every forced to have corners because it would make corner skills useless?
Anonymous No.716276646 [Report]
>>716276578
>every track in the game
>because otherwise it wou
Anonymous No.716276650 [Report] >>716276727 >>716278021
>>716276131
Nice run
I could never with that stam though. I have been witting more lately and trying to keep stam at the breakpoints instead of shooting over the needful
How are you finding the Kiryuin card? I have it but haven't used it. What's it bringing here over a power card, for example?
Anonymous No.716276713 [Report] >>716277138 >>716277291
>>716249970 (OP)
Is she an evil horse? I love evil girls
Anonymous No.716276720 [Report]
>>716272508
its a good movie though
Anonymous No.716276724 [Report] >>716277472
>>716276578
are races are held in stadiums, stadiums are round. Are you legit braindead or just a subhuman?
Anonymous No.716276727 [Report]
>>716276650
>over the needful
Good morning saar.
Anonymous No.716276810 [Report] >>716277359 >>716277562
Getting super angry at Opera O and smacking her and she gives up the character and becomes super introverted and apologizes over and over
Anonymous No.716276830 [Report] >>716277472
>>716276578
A straight race would use more real state, also by having a circle the audience can actually follow the race more easily.
Anonymous No.716276896 [Report] >>716276948 >>716277327
>88 spins
make it stop...
Anonymous No.716276914 [Report]
>>716251439
I am going all in on Hishi Amazon, heaven or hell
Anonymous No.716276948 [Report] >>716277047
>>716276896
what the fuck man how
Anonymous No.716276953 [Report] >>716277472
>>716276578
Retard
Anonymous No.716277041 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
>campaign with Teio
>absolutely belt everyone else and win every G1 race by several lengths
>get flogged by the Emperor in the Arima Kinen
Fucking how. This is like the third time it's happened, why such a spike
Anonymous No.716277047 [Report]
>>716276948
kitasan is an event bonus card
Anonymous No.716277068 [Report]
Wait...if I save the trainee scout tickets...I win?

I mean why would I use them now when shitty umas like Teio and Mcqueen are there, when I can save it for upcoming gigastaceys?
Anonymous No.716277128 [Report]
>"ms. rudolf I implore you PLEASE take a break"
>"no"
Anonymous No.716277138 [Report]
>>716276713
none of her iterations are evil
Anonymous No.716277240 [Report] >>716277354
am I stupid or can you not use paid carats more than once per day?
Anonymous No.716277291 [Report]
>>716276713
There are no evil horses in the uma universe.
Anonymous No.716277327 [Report]
>>716276896
Anonymous No.716277354 [Report] >>716277613
>>716277240
whalefags are stupid, yes.
Anonymous No.716277359 [Report]
>>716276810
You do know umas are superhuman, right? They can't run at full speed in crowded areas because they might kill someone if they run into em. You slap won't do shit, and if she retaliates with purpose, you're fucking dead.
Anonymous No.716277472 [Report] >>716277660
>>716276724
>>716276953
1. they are not stadiums, they are racecourses in which there is a central stand that occupies the main area of the track (the finish/start area) but otherwise the rest of the track is empty.
2. there are plenty of events in horse racing such as the 2000 guineas stake that happen within a racecourse but are flat
3. you don't know anything about horse racing and any information you do know is vaguely gleamed from uma musume.
>>716276830
it entirely depends on the length of the track.
my question simply was, because i don't know enough about horse racing, do japanese horse races irl have straight races only?
Anonymous No.716277479 [Report] >>716277621
wwyd if your uma forcefully kissed you in front of tens of thousands of people after she won the race
I still think that it's funny that trainer-san would allow super creek to ruffle his head in front of a crowd as an adult
Anonymous No.716277562 [Report]
>>716276810
several umas would kill you if you tried, including meisho doto
Anonymous No.716277613 [Report]
>>716277354
spending $20 once doesn't make you a whale, it makes you an adult
Anonymous No.716277621 [Report]
>>716277479
Just let it happen. Umas basically rule the world, plus, you would never hope to fight one off. Saying no means nothing...
Anonymous No.716277660 [Report] >>716277897
>>716277472
>3. you don't know anything about horse racing
>because i don't know enough about horse racing,
LOL

Stadiums are round, ergo, everyone inside will be inside a circle. What your feel about this FACT won't change reality. You might not be a subhuman, but you're definitely retarded. The answer is plain fucking obvious.
Anonymous No.716277665 [Report]
>have Sweep Tosho and Nishino Flower cards
>still never get Charming while it's still relevant in the run
Anonymous No.716277680 [Report] >>716278190
>>716254798
What the fuck are the support cards for this? Every time I try to pull this shit and BAKUSHIN meme speed build, I end up taking so many rests that I run out of time.

Do you literally just train Wit if the failure chance is too high?
Anonymous No.716277762 [Report] >>716277967
>>716251439
Phenomeno
Anonymous No.716277894 [Report] >>716277980
>/v/ is so retarded they don't realise that there are 1000m-1200m races that are literally just down the length of the racecourse straight

t. Gambling degenerate
Anonymous No.716277897 [Report]
>>716277660
i meant to say i don't know anything about japanese horse racing, but even if i didn't know anything about japanese horse racing, i would know far more than you, who calls racecourses or tracks 'stadiums' and thinks that because that a racecourse is circular, then there is no possibility of straight races being run, despite that being the contary because many racecources have extensions such as great yarmouth or newmarket that allow for such things

again you don't know anything anon, it's fine to admit you're retarded.
Anonymous No.716277919 [Report] >>716278647
sorry anon
leg disease
Anonymous No.716277967 [Report]
>>716277762
>blushing while her head's bowed
CUTE
Anonymous No.716277980 [Report]
>>716277894
But I've played Umamusume for a week now, I'm practically an expert in horse racing.
Anonymous No.716277992 [Report] >>716278051 >>716278207
how can a horse be so expressive
Anonymous No.716278021 [Report] >>716278391
>>716276650
>support card
Its alright, only have it on my deck since its MLB and the energy reduction is pretty sweet (if it works). The mood up + energy + skill points on the first three recreation levels with her are great since I don't have to rest. Not very reliable though due to lack of priority training appearance. Expect the energy reduction to not work at least 50% of the time thanks to rng. Can swap it out with something else.
Anonymous No.716278036 [Report]
>Another race is being held on the next turn! Hope you're prepared to do a consecutive run!
Anonymous No.716278051 [Report] >>716278106 >>716278245
>>716277992
How do we stop him?
Anonymous No.716278078 [Report] >>716278945
I have no idea how I completed this career.
>Supports would almost never grouped up or appear in their specialty.
>Rarely got friendship training and never more than 2.
>Constant mood downs before races.
>Failed 5-10% trainings multiple times.
Yet some how this bitch managed to win every single race except the Japanese Oaks.
I have no idea why but for some reason it's ALWAYS the fucking Japanese Oaks and it's always by finishing in 2nd place.
Anonymous No.716278106 [Report]
>>716278051
Anonymous No.716278141 [Report]
After completing about 8 ura winning careers, should I switch the scheduling system to whatever I want?
Or should I remain on the guided path?
Anonymous No.716278190 [Report] >>716278284
>>716277680
Anonymous No.716278207 [Report]
>>716277992
By being the banter king and fucking with an entire country's industry and population. Worst type of horse to bet on; will shit the bed when favourite and finish 7th, and then win by 5 lengths when they're not suited.
Anonymous No.716278245 [Report] >>716280205
>>716278051
You rang?
Anonymous No.716278284 [Report] >>716278496 >>716278521
>>716278190
Fucking hell, that's not even that unattainable (except maybe the uncap levels). Might need to watch some videos to get an idea on scheduling.
Anonymous No.716278391 [Report]
>>716278021
ok thank you
Anonymous No.716278496 [Report] >>716278631
>>716278284
You can get even higher numbers with better supports, parents and good rainbow training RNG. See >>716255098
Anonymous No.716278510 [Report] >>716278639
>>716276578
This nigga hasn’t heard of Ibis Summer Dash.
Anonymous No.716278521 [Report] >>716278631
>>716278284
I was doing it with Rs and 0LB SRs (and SW event card still) before Kita banner. Not quite as high, but same thing. Any SPEED cards will do
Was overcapped Spe before 2nd summer camp as well so I would drop one if I did it again
Anonymous No.716278631 [Report] >>716278737
>>716278496
>>716278521
Yeah, I think I might just be too cautious and resting or racing when I should be training WIT or just going for it. Thanks anons
Anonymous No.716278639 [Report]
>>716278510
i didn't but thanks for actually giving an answer anon
wonder if they would ever only add straight races, would be cool.
Anonymous No.716278647 [Report]
>>716277919
How do you even get the skin condition?
Anonymous No.716278737 [Report]
>>716278631
Wit is like skip a go without draining energy and see if you get a better training (more rainbows) tomorrow to dump energy into instead
You can still balance between normal rests without having to fully commit to the wit
Anonymous No.716278835 [Report] >>716278887 >>716278921 >>716278938 >>716280412 >>716280467
Dailies costing carots is supreme faggotry it actually pisses me off. Literal HORSE SHIT.
Anonymous No.716278887 [Report]
>>716278835
i thought dailies gave you carats
Anonymous No.716278921 [Report]
>>716278835
what are you talking about
Anonymous No.716278938 [Report]
>>716278835
what the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous No.716278945 [Report]
>>716278078
I think there is a hidden modifier to the Nippon Derby and it’s counterpart Yushun Himba that makes winning them a bitch. Even Kikka Sho is not that hard if you are prepared, but Derby? Pure RNG
Anonymous No.716279121 [Report] >>716279281 >>716279363 >>716279614
>g1 event - tokyo derby
>gives you a bajillion fans
>in tokyo racecourse
>running against the greatest racehorses of all time in maruzensky, mejiro mcqueen and oguri cap
>1st

>g3 event - the bukkake stakes
>gives you 1 fan
>in shitpoofoo stadium
>running against empty fridge and broom closet
>12th place


every time
Anonymous No.716279281 [Report]
>>716279121
I've been sabotaging my runs in the last few days just trying to TROPHYMAXX and complete the collection; it's fucking stupid how often this happens.
Anonymous No.716279301 [Report] >>716279358
>>716275619
He's unironically a cocky shonen protag. He never actually tried ever despite winning. Agnes on the otherhand is POTENTIAL horse. Had top tier genetics and could've been a great race horse but a leg injury killed it.
Anonymous No.716279358 [Report]
>>716279301
where's gold ship
Anonymous No.716279363 [Report] >>716279508
>>716279121
is derby a career goal race and bukstaks an optional pickup race?
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.716279376 [Report]
Anonymous No.716279508 [Report] >>716279658
>>716279363
>he doesn't know that the bukstaks is the dream goal of every uma
and you call yourself a horseracing fan?
Anonymous No.716279590 [Report] >>716279669 >>716279738
is there any way to train the entire summer break? or do you just have to get lucky with good wit training to recap some energy?
Anonymous No.716279614 [Report]
>>716279121
Sakura Chiyono O in a nutshell
Anonymous No.716279658 [Report]
>>716279508
I mean about getting +400 stats in career races
>fan
Hate horseracing, love Uma, how it goes
Anonymous No.716279669 [Report]
>>716279590
with practice perfect and some luck you can do it
Anonymous No.716279672 [Report] >>716279741
We desperately need a dark mode UI
Anonymous No.716279678 [Report] >>716279854
>>716251439
Equinox
Anonymous No.716279738 [Report]
>>716279590
usually 1-2 wit happens depending on rainbows
for me anyway
Anonymous No.716279741 [Report]
>>716279672
There's mods for the game now surely someone has to make a ui mod like taht
Anonymous No.716279770 [Report] >>716279834
Wait you get Power when you train Speed?
Anonymous No.716279834 [Report]
>>716279770
wait until you train guts!
Anonymous No.716279854 [Report]
>>716279678
Lol, maybe after Almond Eye is playable
Cygame needs something to powercreep her outside of Dope Impact
Anonymous No.716279961 [Report]
>>716272658
You'd get stockholm syndrome too if you hear HARIKIITE IKOU for 2 years.
Anonymous No.716280041 [Report] >>716280087
Whoever designed Bourbon's career is a sadistic fuck. How is a new player supposed to clear this?
Anonymous No.716280045 [Report] >>716280129
>>716251439
Does JP have international horses? I want shit like Phar Lap, Seabiscuit, Makybe Diva etc.
Anonymous No.716280086 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
Why does she want me to come in her body?
Anonymous No.716280087 [Report]
>>716280041
Train Stamina, generally.
Anonymous No.716280129 [Report] >>716281791
>>716280045
they have a french horse
Anonymous No.716280205 [Report] >>716280312 >>716280442 >>716280641
>>716278245
Damn, Gold Ship is afraid of THIS?
Anonymous No.716280312 [Report]
>>716280205
Post the webm of her crushing my balls
Anonymous No.716280412 [Report]
>>716278835
You don't have to spend carats, you get more tickets for free each day. Hence the name "daily races".
Anonymous No.716280442 [Report] >>716280512 >>716281131
>>716280205
Gentle Donna? Katakana is hard.
Anonymous No.716280446 [Report] >>716280523
I would like Cygames to send me another free 10 pull
Anonymous No.716280467 [Report]
>>716278835
You talking 'bout daily mission or daily races? be specific man.
Anonymous No.716280512 [Report]
>>716280442
it's gentiru, not gentaru
Anonymous No.716280523 [Report]
>>716280446
personally i think they owe us about another 100
Anonymous No.716280610 [Report]
the worst part of the western fanbase is all the yurishit coming out now
death to all yurifags
Anonymous No.716280613 [Report]
>>716249970 (OP)
OH SHIT I'M FEELIN' IT
Anonymous No.716280641 [Report] >>716286068
>>716280205
that's a cow
Anonymous No.716280735 [Report]
>had a dream where I was outside my highschool (I'm 37)
>some event was happening in the parking lot
>Eishin Flash called my name, ran up to me and handed me her panties
>the event was a hide and seek to find the girl who picked you
>searched the school unveiling girls hiding bottomless behind curtains and such
>never found her
>dream ended with two cops calling me into a room claiming a girl reported me for groping her bare ass
I'm not joking, this was my dream. Might be playing this game too much.
Anonymous No.716280890 [Report] >>716280956
Why didn't they just release Global with the Guts changes at the start?
Anonymous No.716280956 [Report]
>>716280890
if it's jap programming it's probably tied to a new horse like mambo and the game will crash without her
Anonymous No.716281082 [Report] >>716281235 >>716281416
>>716274881
Couple reasons
>Surprisingly smart for a horse (about the intelligence of a seven-year old), so while still retarded, was dumb in a different way that was more like a fickle brat
>Said fickleness reared up in his career, he'd dominate some races, but completely throw others, his jockey outright said that if Gold Ship didn't feel like it, he wouldn't go for first place
>Flushed 12 billion Yen down the drain once, as others said
>Related to a couple other well-known horses as part of the Stay Gold lineage (Fenomeno, Orfevre, etc)
>Would try and kill his own trainer whenever he had the chance to
Even with all this, he was still a really good racer (when he felt like it), he wasn't nicknamed the 'unsinkable battleship' for nothing
Anonymous No.716281131 [Report]
>>716280442
Gentildonna. The one mare Gold Ship fears.
Anonymous No.716281157 [Report] >>716281661 >>716282372
Your uma has to fight to keep other umas from touching you
Anonymous No.716281215 [Report] >>716281506 >>716281569
I got 2* Wit, should I Witmaxx for a 8* Wit child then go from there?
Anonymous No.716281235 [Report]
>>716281082
my favorite part
>veterinarian is doing his retirement check up
>finishes his examination
>asks the team "has this horse ever seriously run a day in his life" because he was in such excellent condition
Anonymous No.716281404 [Report]
>>716274881
Great marketing.
Anonymous No.716281416 [Report] >>716290140
>>716281082
Recently one of his offspring, Meisho Tabaru, won the same race Goldship fucked up in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZEic1-LSm4
Anonymous No.716281506 [Report]
>>716281215
wit sparks are genuinely useless.
Anonymous No.716281525 [Report] >>716282579 >>716282634
>This Silence Suzuka lady is kind of nice.
>I'll just put on the track suit so I can see her thi-
>Oh.. Oh no...
Oh no
no no no no
Anonymous No.716281569 [Report]
>>716281215
you want sparks in stats you don't train so its not helpful in most circumstances
if you were srs
Anonymous No.716281661 [Report] >>716282575
>>716281157
in reality, umas would have stablemates so trainers would have uma harems
Anonymous No.716281791 [Report] >>716282436
>>716280129
Well yeah, they've got El Condor too, but it feels like there should be some sort of 'international arc' where they introduce a bunch of elite historical horses from US, Australia, England, Hong Kong, etc
Anonymous No.716281980 [Report]
puke post
Anonymous No.716282372 [Report]
>>716281157
Mambo is NOT a barnwrecker!
Anonymous No.716282436 [Report]
>>716281791
but el condor is a japanese trained horse that competed in japan, it just happened to be american bred
montjeu is frog through and through
but i get what you mean
Anonymous No.716282575 [Report] >>716283654
>>716281661
i don't think any human alive could keep up with two 600 stamina umas, much less an entire stable of them
there's a reason we developed monogamy, and it's not for petty reasons like "making sure the child you're spending resources to raise has your genes". it's for survival.
Anonymous No.716282579 [Report]
>>716281525
anon...
Anonymous No.716282634 [Report] >>716283004
>>716281525
i dont get it?
Anonymous No.716283004 [Report]
>>716282634
think he means he found out silence was a stallion irl by the pant type
Anonymous No.716283050 [Report]
Bitchress
Anonymous No.716283297 [Report] >>716283492
reminder umas canonically have the soul of the real racing horses. The "girls" that were male horses are still male horses in a female body.
Anonymous No.716283413 [Report] >>716283649
anon doesn't know what reincarnation is
Anonymous No.716283461 [Report]
>Using anything other then Medium Shoes in the club.
These aren't horse shoes.
Anonymous No.716283491 [Report] >>716286973
who has a pic of happy meek in her racing gear
Anonymous No.716283492 [Report]
>>716283297
hot
Anonymous No.716283649 [Report]
>>716283413
Whatever cope you want to believe boylover
Anonymous No.716283654 [Report] >>716283782
>>716282575
nah I could do it
Anonymous No.716283714 [Report]
Anonymous No.716283781 [Report] >>716283850 >>716283946
I WANT NTR!!!
Anonymous No.716283782 [Report]
>>716283654
You probably could. Humans are known for tenacity in the animal world.
Anonymous No.716283850 [Report]
>>716283781
Well, Silent Suzuka go to America so....
Anonymous No.716283946 [Report]
>>716283781
like this?
Anonymous No.716284560 [Report]
reminder that NTR DESTROYED jungle bitch in the following race after she beat opera
Anonymous No.716284820 [Report] >>716285232
I finally found her, my cursed uma. That one guy had Vodka, and I have Symboli Rudolf. Holy fuck I just can't make her god damn win. I go for Wit, she gets boxed in. I go for Power, boxed in. No matter what I do, she just refuses to win. It's driving me insane.
Anonymous No.716285232 [Report] >>716285343
>>716284820
New meta is guts maxxing
Anonymous No.716285343 [Report] >>716285486 >>716285819
>>716285232
Surprised none of you made a Doom guts edit.
Anonymous No.716285370 [Report] >>716285849
>>716273982
Great, so I'm supposed to grind hundreds of hours just to stand a chance. Fun game.
Anonymous No.716285486 [Report]
>>716285343
I'm personally waiting for the guts remake
Anonymous No.716285751 [Report] >>716285886 >>716287158
when is this lazy piece of shit getting added?
god i love her
Anonymous No.716285803 [Report] >>716285871
Wait how old is Urara? IRL that is.
Anonymous No.716285819 [Report]
>>716285343
Never thought to make that association. Now that I think about it, Miura probably would have liked this game
Anonymous No.716285849 [Report]
>>716285370
gacha for a reason
Anonymous No.716285871 [Report] >>716286049 >>716286075
>>716285803
29
Anonymous No.716285886 [Report] >>716286124
>>716285751
Nobody wants this jobber
Anonymous No.716286049 [Report] >>716286170
>>716285871
Damn, Haru doesn't have much time left on this earth
Anonymous No.716286068 [Report]
>>716280641
On brand for cygames.
Anonymous No.716286075 [Report]
>>716285871
Damn she's elderly as far as TBs go.
Anonymous No.716286124 [Report]
>>716285886
her personal skill is mega busted for front runners so everyone wants her for inheritance purposes
Anonymous No.716286170 [Report] >>716286708
>>716286049
For thoroughbreds, sure.
Anonymous No.716286409 [Report]
ugghhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.716286708 [Report]
>>716286170
Oh damn he was a Shire.
Anonymous No.716286761 [Report]
>>716257516
uh oh! stinky!
Anonymous No.716286852 [Report]
>burn all my clocks early in a career
>every race is tachyon lost in the pack until the final stretch where she pulls a top 3 finish out of her ass
this shit is so stressful
Anonymous No.716286973 [Report] >>716287034 >>716289993
>>716283491
Here she is!
Anonymous No.716287034 [Report]
>>716286973
And her normal look
Anonymous No.716287158 [Report] >>716287325
>>716285751
Anonymous No.716287194 [Report]
glue XD
Anonymous No.716287325 [Report]
>>716287158
oh shit she's bustin it down sexual style
Anonymous No.716287667 [Report] >>716288073 >>716288363
A question for JP players, what does the guts rework do?
Anonymous No.716287739 [Report] >>716287935 >>716288181 >>716288250
Don't open.
Anonymous No.716287935 [Report]
>>716287739
eww
Anonymous No.716288073 [Report]
>>716287667
I have reworked Mayano's guts, if you catch my drift
Anonymous No.716288181 [Report]
>>716287739
umamusume a...
Anonymous No.716288250 [Report]
>>716287739
idk who that is but she looks really weak and slow and stupid
Anonymous No.716288363 [Report]
>>716287667
Later on Guts will also affect speed in the last spurt, also when she's competing with a different Uma it helps positioning.
Anonymous No.716288737 [Report]
>>716251439
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Anonymous No.716289134 [Report] >>716289630
If you like Tachyon you're a college freshman. Astronomy Youtuber-tier. What, you subscribe to Nova? Damn, you learned about space time this year?
Anonymous No.716289264 [Report]
>>716265232
King Halo is suffering. It's a pain to get her aptitudes for required races up. If only she could front run.
Anonymous No.716289270 [Report]
>>716270507
>>716270773

you have to understand that each uma career has (You) adopting different personas. Super Creek (You) is a totally newbie trainer whose relationship with Super Creek is akin to being trained yourself, hence the mommy play. The infantilism is (You) learning to accommodate certain Uma's quirks, and not just (You) receiving mommy play one sidedly. This career is my favourite because it ends on a sweet note of the trainer and Super Creek finally realizing what they meant to each other and standing as equal to each other, also heavily implied romance unlike most careers.
Anonymous No.716289534 [Report] >>716289809
Taiki is by far the best and you can't convince me otherwise.
Anonymous No.716289630 [Report]
>>716289134
I don't care for the wacky scientist stuff at first but the deeper meaning behind it her legs being made of sawdust and all that endeared me
Anonymous No.716289640 [Report]
>>716275064
>>716275619

funnily enough, this is probably the one instance he didn't mean to throw. At the end of it, he allowed his trainer to touch him to say that he is sorry. He's smart enough to understand that he screwed up and regret it, truly one of the smartest horse around.
Anonymous No.716289809 [Report]
>>716289534
Mogged by Bakushin (full power)
Anonymous No.716289941 [Report] >>716290062
just going off the few careers I've done so far I've noticed that my tastes in character design and my tastes in character story do not align at all in this game. is there a (relatively spoiler-free) tl;dr anywhere for all the horses so I know who to waste my time rolling for in the future
Anonymous No.716289993 [Report]
>>716286973
my thanks
Anonymous No.716290062 [Report]
>>716289941
google
Anonymous No.716290140 [Report]
>>716281416
in the offspring game, Orfevre's children are more successful. As a matter of fact one of his have already surpassed everyone in goldshi/ orfe/ gentildonna's generation
Anonymous No.716290412 [Report] >>716290667
>>716252532
I know nothing about this game or it's characters. Does this horse girl have autism?
Anonymous No.716290667 [Report]
>>716290412