Unlike humans and some other animals, horses cannot burp, vomit, or breathe through their mouths, making knowledge of their digestive health crucial.
(You) made several horsetranny threads already, tranny. Stop shitting up the catalog with your tranime game.
once again i am asking to join a /v/ club where members trade shoes (but not until the end of the month)
>>716249970 (OP)Lies, Iโve seen vomithorse.jpg
>>716250045UH OH SHARTIE MELTIE
UN-FUCK THE SERVERS ALREADY
>>716250242>everyone wants long shoes>i have little>nobody wants medium shoes>i have 6x the amount of longpain
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Hishi Amazon got out-browned
>>716249970 (OP)Why do people like her when there are better schizo umas like Still in Love and Manhattan Cafe? The anime carried her to the point the in-game version fells like a cheap copy.
>>716250514rocking that trump tan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYe1BAYhIRI
goldship pooping in your thread
>>716250514all of them buckbroken by my El Condor Pasa!
>>716250573Neither are playable in global
>>716250514Based Choco Choco
>>716250573the anime is for retards
>>716251141Based someone had to say it
Any favorite upcoming umas? I might try to save for Hishi Akebono.
I just watched Agne's film. I was expecting moe shit, I didn't expect this at all. Nice.
>when the KIMI NO AIBA GA! hits
>>716251439Doto is coming up for me, though I have been thinking about rolling for Amazon.
>>716252130I'm more of an ore no aiba ga kind of guy.
https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s
>>716252215what the fuck why is this so good?
Would the game benefit from crossovers where the main gimmick are trainers? What would your trainer from other game be?
>>716252130https://youtu.be/skfS9KiX1so?si=GX3J7Spm9A0AsJe4&t=1847
>>716251439>I might try to save for Hishi Akebono.Based
YOU'RE A KID NOW
YOU'RE A HORSE NOW
>>716249970 (OP)>Horses can't breatheThat is Bakushin after running a long race
>>716252519Red, training up to six umas in one career
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BAKUSHIN 1*speed
>>716254798Kek get fucked
>Still no 3*
>>716254798My Bakushin (1* Wit)
>>716255098What about 0 wit? (Real horse build, Speed + Power 0 Wit.)
If stats cap out at 1200 at what point were JP allowed to go past that into "ultimate" rank stats?
>>716251439Fine Motion and M A M B O
>>716254945ARI KITTE IKOU
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>>716256621probably in the fall
What the fuck is his problem?
>>716257516It looks like women and exceptionally stinky poo, to me.
OP IS A FAGGOT
OP IS A FAGGOT
>Favourite in all stats
>Comes 2nd
>Favourite in all stats
>Comes 3rd
>Favourite in all stats
>Comes 4th
>Favourite in all stats
>Comes 2nd
You suck Vodka
I just got my first 9 star but it's a mix of power and speed. Do you ideally want just one flat stat?
>>716259285in mile races go pace and in medium/long go late, changing the strategy from time to time is a game changer; and no specific skills tied to a strategy won't make a difference
>>716259624>specific skills tied to a strategy won't make a differenceUnless you have gourmand or their ult conditions require being in the front or the back.
>>716249970 (OP)Is she asking me to come in her body (the aformentioned temple)?
>>716260004I'm high on Swinging Maestro anon, don't get me wrong Gourmand is a good endurance skill but I would rather take the one with an infinite better activation condition aka just pass a corner
>>716259285Post your vodka
>>716260241>infinite better activation condition??? Gourmand's condition is being halfway to the finish line. Meanwhile maestro can activate at the start of the first corner and do very little.
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>>716260660She just lost the URA semifinals.
>>716260692but luck is on my side and it activates on the last corner :)
>>716260692NTA but I was told the skills can overheal stamina past the runner's current max
>>716260849Kek, almost fell for it, next time remove the URA finals title so its more believable
>>716260865Yeah that actually sucks, however don't waste points in calm in a crowd, that skill isn't that effective. Diagnosis: Got fucked over by RNG, prognosis: do another run.
Also I made this shitty graph in MSPaint to help me know better what skills I need, maybe this'll help you too
>>716260849What deck do you use for power/speed runs?
3 speed/3 power?
>>716261359And I heard Straightaway Recovery was bad precisely because it can activate right out of the gate and do nothing.
>>716261405that was 4spe/1pow/1wit
with 2x 9* spark legacies (power and stam)
and Charming status from Sweep Tosho very early, otherwise I don't come close to that result
The popularity of this game is probably the biggest blackpill on the video game industry at this point. Games are never going to be good again are they? Gachas are the final form of video games and they are going to completely rape and demolish the hobby. I feel sick
>>716261868you don't even know what a good game looks like without someone else telling you
>>716261868What do cute horse girls have to do with any of that, the industry can still make good games regardless
>>716249970 (OP)Is this game rigged as all fuck? You will lose by a huge margin then use a clock and win by a huge margin
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Fix your servers for fuck's sake, stop making me wait ten seconds for every interaction to clear
>>716262227RNG is everywhere in this game, its better to get used to it
>>716249970 (OP)so I come in her body? yeah sounds right
>>716250494>>everyone wants long shoesthe meta is to trade long shoes, retardbro.
I trade and ask for long shoes, not because I need them but because we're suppose to do it. the meta is to trade infinite long shoes.
>>716262227That's the BOX
also clock does up mood if you weren't full so would improve a result
WHY ARE THE SERVERS LAGGING
>>716262227I have gone from 16th to 1st thanks to clock, and all it did was change the starting position from inner to outer.
>>716259285Just watch your races to see what went wrong, since a lot of things can affect how your horses run during a race.
>>716260865>WitletYour horse is too dumb to avoid getting blocked, especially when you use the late runner style.
The funny thing is, Front Runners can be dumb as long as they're fast and have enough stamina. Can't get blocked in first place.
What is the secret of getting A ranks? I only got one in a run i luckshitted the onsen ticket.
>>716262958They should make a buddha belly-style statue of Oguri Cappu
>>716262840What are the benefits of outer positions?
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can't make this shit up
>>716249970 (OP)Any good /v/ clubs left to join
>>716263176>Just watch your races to see what went wrong, since a lot of things can affect how your horses run during a race.This would work better if the game didn't hide most of its mechanics from the player. You can't see how much stamina you currently have or how guts or wit are interacting with it, you can't see how your stats are affecting your placement in any way, all you can see is skill activations (but not what's triggering them at that specific moment outside of skills with specific activation requirements). It's very deliberately opaque and Tazuna's advice after each race is utterly useless.
>>7162637621 SS or S, 1 A and i think 1 B. Aptitudes also heavily contribute to rating so try to get a decent spread across the whole board using inheritances
>>716249970 (OP)Agnes ' voice makes love to my ears.
>>716264045i would actually watch the races more if a lot more information was displayed, it's fun watching numbers go up and down
>>716251439>Any favorite upcoming umas?Saving for Cafe... but I might just falter and pull Gold City before.
>>716263715>dumb>flat>short>wide hipsThe perfect girl
>>716251439manhattan cafe
>>716251439Manhattan Cafe, Agnes Digital
retards rerolling = server lag
stop advertising that shit
and no it's not real players rerolling but dumbass resellers
Probably could have been a better run, wasted at least 5 turns throughout the entire career dealing with conditions. Not mention i wasn't that lucky with rainbow training
>>716264524where the fuck did vodka even get that flask from
>Take a look at NPC stats for the URA finale
>No one has any stat above C+
>No one has more than 6 skills, most don't even have 5
Sure is strange that I can go into the URA Finale with better stats in every field and twice as many skills and still lose more than I win.
>>716264524what will cygames do with that avalanche of dead accounts from rerolling
>>716265109Use it as marketing to create the perception of high activity.
RNG has been fucking my ass, I haven't been able to get past the 4th stage without hitting a roadblock
King Halo has a whole optional event wrapping up her story arc if you compete in and win the senior year Arima Kinen.
>>716265109feed them to oguri cap
>>716262227I stopped using clocks 2 weeks ago. I just don't need them anymore, I simply win.
Get better parents.
Why does everyone want to roll for Manhattan? Is she broken or something?
>>716263890Less chance of getting boxed in between umas or against railing.
>>716265425I don't get it either. To me she's just a smelly schizo addicted to coffee.
>>716265425I don't get it as well. She's literally a crazy NEET girl. What's the hype about?
>>716263810It looks like she's holding a turd
>>716265596final arima kinen too
lvl 50 Kitasan never shows up on the speed training
Was I lied to?
>>716265425you wouldn't get it
>>716265706>neck and noseI hope you saved the race footage
>>716264932Are the URA predictions just complete nonsense?
>>716265546>>716265591You just described the appeal.
>>716265878shouldn't it be double circle for the horse with the highest stat?
>>716265878It takes your overall stats into account.
Because no one trains guts, the game thinks you're going to under perform. Favorites tend to have well balanced stats. Doesn't matter that you're the 8th favorite when you have 600 more speed and 300 more stamina than the rest of the pack. Wit and Guts are dump stats.
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It's kino i'm afraid.
>>716251439Delicious brown and manhattan
>>716266741Why did they make Happy Meek a boy instead of a girl?
>>716265425She's the cutest girl we are getting for the next 6 months.
If you don't want Gold City or Eishi flash that are more Cool types
We are getting Mejiro Ardan next year.
King Halo fucking SUCKS holy FUCK your mom is right to shit on you!!!
>>716267196But aren't we getting Mr. CB in january
>>716267274Second-rate trainer detected
Finished my first Mejiro Ryan career run. Iโm surprised I cleared the finale with her on my first try, I wasnโt expecting much. Shit is not a real completed run until I watch her perform Umapyoi Densetsu with her actual outfit though.
>>716267274You deserve your trainer license to be revoked
>>716267274There are no bad horses, only bad trainers
>>716266852Why does she have nice tits if he's a "boy"?
>>716267363>>716267390>>716267456Go cry about how you'll never be as good as your mom you fucking LOSER! LOSER!!!
>>716265425because global is secondary scum and saw her in the anime
>>716267472Director Akikawa is putting chemicals in the water that's making the freaking Uma gay
>>716251439Hishi Amazon for now
>>716267373I refuse to play with this ugly dyke, I wish they'd let me delete it from my roster entirely.
>>716267505>genre about playing pokemon with cute girls>mad about people that join the game and pick the girls they find cuteget over yourself
>>716252130For me? It's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUmcBtFWKr4
>>716267635Pegasus is Black, right?
>reroll for almost an entire day to get 4 copies of KB
>finally, time to get those A ratings
>bitch still hangs out in non-speed trainings all the fucking time
>I've done 20 careers and seen Curvature maybe 4 times
>still only 1 A rank Uma
good job guys, you trolled me hard!
>>716265109If it was anything like Granblue Fantasy, they will occasionally celebrate having reached a milestone of having a large amount of players playing the game and give use a bunch of free stuff even though most of those "players" are basically reroll accounts.
>>716267849>this retard didn't keep his main account and roll for max on an altLMAO, that's what you get for just rerolling instead of leaching
Me personally, Iโm looking forward to Narita Taishin because sheโs short, cute, and abrasive.
>>716267639>game about racing historical japanese horses>the anime only picks a handful and bastardizes their character>gacha haters come out the woodwork and try to fit in the game community but can't because the game characters don't act like anime clownsthe anime is an ad for the game. It's literally the same as watching the superbowl for the commercials
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>>716267849assuming you're not just making shit up to spread misinformation, that's a level of shit luck that should tell you not to play games like this
Imagine spending that much time to tryhard for one card and the game deciding you don't get to use it
>next race stamina is too high and speed is too low
>next race speed is too high and stamina is too low
>next race fucking power is too high and everything else is low
I hate this game
>>716267750Bakushin is Kamen Rider 1 and Pegasus is Rider 2
>>716266852Why does she have nice tits if she's a "boy"?
>>716267997all non anime original anime is advertisements for the manga/light novels they are adapting you fucking dumbass.
>>716267639it's a genuine /vg/ schizo don't bother replying to him, he's in every thread shitting on the anime and pretending he cares about le JRA
>>716267997>ironic weebs when they realize their faux otaku sector isn't as original as they thought it was
>>716267849Chad luckshitters:
>got 3lb Kitasan natty with saved carots>always procs Professor of Curvature>always shows up in Speed training>has a robust account with many challenges completed and several strong Umas because they've been playing since day 1Tranny rerooller:
>wastes time angrily tapping through the same screens over and over again before calling it quits on a result that's "good enough">only gets Kitasan in Guts and Power trainings>never gets Professor of Curvature>has a pitiful roster of weak Umas since he waited to start playing
>>716268549what if you just really like agnes and you don't need a lot of umas besides like vodka and special week
>>716267849yeah desu the only real difference between base and uncapped cards is the rate you acquire friendship, even with higher LBs you're still going to end up with your supports fucking around in trainings that don't matter way more often than you'd expect for the investment you put in. This and sparks are the real Uma blackpill: there's really no way to swing the RNG in your favor, and that's where the horrible unending gacha grind rears its ugly head
>>716268549chad luckshitters
>having fun with the gamechad rerollers
>having fun with the game:D
>fall for the umamusume is a wit game
>fall for the stamina is not that important as long as you have stamina skills and wit
Well fuck you retard
>>716268262that is literally not the same since the game is the main breadwinner for this IP and is what keeps the lights on. Animefags are pirates and leeches
>>716269337>train both skills with a mixture of intention and good support rolls>you lost 3 times in a row because of the epic box! Take your 1* guts spark and C rating and try again!>Connection error
IT'S COMIN HOME *BANG BANG*
>>716267849> Reroll because I dumped 12k and no Kitasan for me> Get 1 KB on first pull>See this account as blessed and just take the 13k+ free carats for new UmasI am happy with this path.
>>716269337Playing a shit ton of pace chasers made me believe in stamina. Iโm a stamina believer now. Iโm also a pace chaser hater, dogshit rng up the ass running style.
I really like the squeal Vodka makes on race day when her mood is great.
>>716269515>Iโm also a pace chaser hater, dogshit rng up the ass running style.if there's 5+ pace chasers in the race you either have to run front or late. Pace chasers are hit the hardest by having a huge pack
Which Uma is biggest fuckin headache for you to train in career?
>>716269956So far it seems like Golshi and Rice Shower are most infamously hard to train
Rice because she's super moody and Golshi because she's liable to do whatever the fuck she wants for multiple turns at a time
>>716269956Teio
>hit 500 stam by Kikuka/Tenno Sho or fucking dieWhose bright idea was it to throw these long races in there
>>716268321there's literally nothing wrong with dunking on retards wondering why tachyon isn't lol so crazy like in the anime or any featured uma character for that matter
>>716269956My luck with Tachyon is abyssmal, she keeps getting depressed over her coffee or getting migraines/slacker all the time
>>716270297NBEVER MIND
HOLY SHGIT
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>>716269496*BANG BANG BANG* CAMON MCQUEEN WIN SOM FAKIN FINALS *BANG BANG BANG*
>>716269956King Halo is pretty up there, what with running everything from shorts to longs
>>716269502you need two kita anon
>Start Super Creek's career
>Immediately inundated with mother/infantilism fetish faggotry
What an awful character.
>>716267960Tamamo is fucking cut
>>716269956Mayano has massive mood swings for me and I just get unlucky with getting night owl, and slacker
>>716270463yeah i also think King Halo is pretty
>train Matikanefukukitaru
>fails a 2% training
>mood down
>random event afterwards
>mood down
>hang out with her
>get ANOTHER random mood down after
>>716270507It's truly a fetish I will never understand. I'm all for affection but that's really pushing it.
>>716270747sounds like you didn't pray hard enough to shiraoki sama
Are there any left handed umas? Oguri Cap should have been.
>>716269956Bourbon for me. Rice Shower keeps stealing the Triple Crown. Won it maybe twice out of 20 runs by now. rest of the career is comfy.
>>716270145>>716270297>>716270671The game's adherence to lore is such a pain in the cock, makes training Umas with history of injury/jobbing a real chore
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>>716269410>he thinks any anime is the main breadwinner for any iplmao
lol how can horses be left or right handed they don't have hands!
>>716270084People have trouble with Goishi? She was one of the easiest for me.
>restricts my training to Speed only>first hot spring visit
>>716270970yo this is that Katawa Shoujo artist who did the Emi stuff
>>716271181I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU SPECCHAN
>>716271196I've done a few careers with Ship and she only hit me with the training restrictions the first time. Every career after that I've kept her mood at Great with a little extra recreation and she's been on the straight and narrow
>>716271181why does r*ddit hate her so much
>>716271181It's okay, being second-best to Teio is an achievement!
>>716271196I don't even deal with the restrictions all that much, my problem is that I don't know when power is too much, so I end up underperforming on Wit or Speed
bought the rookie starter pack for ยฃ4
600 carats, 200k monies and 50k sp seemed like a good deal
is it better to save the paid carats for the daily pulls? or just use them as regular carats?
>>716271329Spe is unpopular in Japan too, at least compared to how hard she was pushed as the mascot/face of the game. She's not even top 5. Fucking Twin Turbo has as much art as she does.
>>716271181I will always remember you... loading screen girl
>>716271443Who are the top 10 umas?
>>716271417daily paid pulls, but curb your expectations
leave special BITCH to me
>>716271417The daily pulls are a 1/3 of the cost of a free pull
>>716271539yeah did two pulls and only got rs
>>716271329>>716271181I don't know.
But I think "hate" is a strong word.
Though I can say she's forgettable in all aspects, from design to personality.
>>716271417go to bed already bro
okay but did you beat montjeu? no? then shut up and kneel, pleb
>>716269956Grass wonder, albeit its my fault for making her a late surger in a medium race
>>716271329Nobody likes her anon
This just a case of the "main girl" being the most boring one, again.
>>716271595yeah but i was thinking with the 10 you get a guaranteed sr at least, so if you just wanted to pull you could use those, but maybe it works out odds wise for the single pulls still
>>716271746KEK BASED WE LOVE YOU SUPREME CHUD OF JAPAN!
is being able to move a trainee's best skill to another one just pure luck? Something that happens after you finish out a career? Or something? I still don't get it.
>>716271719but i'm at work
I have ZERO luck running late runners bros i don't know what stat to maax compared to just speed and stamina for front chads
>>716271876pulling 10s is for when you have enough free carots hoarded to reach pity if you want to be most efficient
it's either patience or spend a lot more than the starter pack (don't)
>>716271949only 3 star trainees can do it
>>716271949green spark legacy (after career, yes), has to be 3* uma for it
i can't win with rice shower when i got everyone else through the finale
>>716272073Really?
kek
Okay. Well then.
Fuck this!
lmao
>>716271483Going purely on JP art
Golshi > Rice > Agnes Tachyon > Manhattan Cafe > Teio > Suzuka > Daiwa Scarlet > Kitasan > Nice Nature > Spe > Twin Turbo > Haru Urara > everyone else
Is this game just doing careers over and over? I feel like once you get a basic understanding of the stats you're just going through fast forwarded careers endlessly doing similar stuff until rng blesses you or you build up enough to be a little better next time.
>>716272125who's do you want to move?
you can find someone who has them upgraded to 3* and use them as a legacy to transfer it over to your trainee for that run
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I heard you need 1st in your next race.
>>716272149Why is Rice Shitter so popular?
>special week is the most forgettable protag-
>>716272175yes that's it unless you want to PVP
>>716272023a shame that the rates for carats are horrible, honestly wouldn't mind dropping a tenner if it gave me a good amount.
>>716272235Is that really a question
>most tragic story of any horse>softest voice>cute imouto who calls you onii-sama>one of the most visually distinct designs with the goth dress and hair over eye
>>716272235Top Cute
Tragic backstory irl and ingame
Looks emo and edgy
Calls you Onii-sama
Did I tell you she's cute?
>>716272330yeah I checked the prices too and it was very easy decision on principle
Starter stuff ok, but the regular stuff is horrendous
>>716272149>Bakushin not in the top 10 Holy shit taste from the nips
>>716251439Eishinn flash for me
I hope grass wonder and taiki shuttle spook me
>>716272281you can't even name BNW's protag because nobody's watched it
it's not worth spark farming with any girl less than 3 stars is it
I need the part 2 of her anime right now anons.
I love this fat retard so much and the first part was kino
Based RiceCHADS standing up for our imouto
>>716272106she was my free ticket choice and first career attempt
then put aside until I'd done many other careers with other horses and had some better legacy options to use for her
Long races are a jump up in stat requirement, she has to run a mile race that she isn't proficient in
and her primary stat that's 20% training boosted is guts, which is never trained
dw
>>716272149So anime > game in terms of popularity, because otherwise theres no way anyone would look over at Nice Nature twice.
And do people really like Kitasan that much? people here keep saying she fell off
>>716272569Nope. Also not a great idea to do it with anyone with a bad ult, like the super specific trigger ones.
>>716272660if you dont have the spark you want to make a 9* uma then no, do that on a 1 or 2 star, when its time to make the 9* yes, always a 3* uma
>>716272658Kitasan still has fans from S3 of the anime, more than Spe at least. She's the slightly more likable boring MC horse.
>>716272658Have you missed all the Anons coming out of her route with a crush?
>>716272391>>716272413she deserves her happy ending. her and silence suzuka. may them find success and happiness in this new life.
was the anon trolling who said that if you acquire every trophy before the kitasan banner ends then you'd get carats?
>>716272175Yeah, and scenarios get easier and easier due to power creep, so eventually you will just mindlessly complete them without needing to pick any skills or think about anything but the end result of what stats you want on your horse.
The real point of playing career is to get a single roll of for sparks per run, so you can make horses for PvP
>>716272785The thropies themselves give you carats, I think you don't get anything extra for being a completionist
>>716272569not if you have 2 x 3* available so you're going for 9* each time
if you have 1 3*, then use that and guest
if you have no 3* yet, then use a guest and your best 2*. 600/600/600 and be patient...
>>716272785This anon is as gullible as Mayano.
>>716272879hey i'm doing the trophies anyway just to get them out of the way and as
>>716272869 said for carats, but if anything gives extra carats i'm all for it
>>716271417>buy the starter pack on android with free money from google rewards>if I log in on android it shows the 600 paid carats>if I log in on steam the 600 paid carats are nowhere to be seenwhat the fuck
>>716273112paid carrots stay on the device you got them on, free carrots you can use on either. I don't get it either
>>716267289>released feb 24 2023 something like october of next year, maybe
>>716273112it tells you that when you do the data link. only on the device it was purchased on
>>716249970 (OP)>"Make your choice">"I have your measure">"it is done">"the time is ripe"Libra demon lookin ah ah
>>716269956I've been suffering with El Condor. I just can't fucking deal with umas that race a bunch of different distances
>rushed at start
>swinging maestro doesnt proc
pretty cool
>>716273112That's the norm for mobile games. Paid currency is always locked to the platform it's bought on.
>>716272281I've had a sticker of Jungle Pocket for 8 months and only realized it was her yesterday.
>>716272149GOD Ship steals the show yet again
>>716273401get more than 300 wit next time
>>716273112NTA, If you theoretically got a SSR with those 600 paid carats on android, would that SSR also be shown on steam?
Before the game got translated i only knew the series through xitter fanart and i though Rice Shower and Manhattan Cafe were related or rivals or something. My favorite is Oguri Cap because she's aryan as fuck btw.
You see, this shit is why you put some stamina on your bakushins! Donโt fall for the 1200 speed meme, okay?
>>716273393Oh, that's nothing. Wait until your trainee runs all the distances AND lacks the aptitudes for them. I'm looking at you, Matuzensky. And she's also your backup dirt racer
>>716273183>>716273112Simply, arbitrary policies from Google.
This doesn't happens only with Uma Musume, it happens with many games who have cross platform versions in which you can use the same account.
It's was only really brought to attention and known to more people when Genshin Impact was released back then.
>>716273712Yes. Only "paid currency" purchased on "google play versions" of the game won't be shown on other platforms.
This applies to ALL cross platform games.
>>716273642i had over 400 retard
how the FUCK are you supposed to train a long uma with 1200 speed and 1100 stamina? It seems impossible. I'm using a borrowed MLB Kitasan.
>>716273790Before the anime, I only knew the game was a thing because I used to play Granblue in the past lol.
>>716273945get two 9* stam legacies
>>716273945you gotta legacy whore if you want two stats over 1000
>favorite girl isn't my highest rating
I'll have to fix this
>>716269956Vodka for me, she keeps fumbling everything towards the end.
>>716273945I've got 2 SS Spe/ SS Pow Umas
They have 2x9* spark parents (stam and pow)
I need to hit Charming status random event early on and have good rainbow RNG + no infirmary trips to hit it
Also the trainee has to have their innate +20% training boost be in one of those stats
I'm usually borrowing MLB Creek and have 2LB Kita
>>716269956Ryan and Ticket, I seriously don't how to beat the finals with them, no other pace chasers give me these problems
>>716273945Manhat cafe SR with MLB supercreek will get you there, you need good parents though
All other cards should be speed
>borrowedngmi, reroll now or suffer the consequences
anyone have a good pace chaser daddy
>>716273945You train your umas for 2600m, which is the most common long length. How much stats do you think you'll lose trying to go for an extra km?
>>716272149>>716273562Gold Ship's popularity is no surprise knowing his infamy
>>716273945Time to grind for the REAL gacha, anon.
>>716272281Her roaring after winning the Japanese Derby is literally the peak of this entire series. BTFOing TM Opera O was amazing too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY
Your daily mambo, sir.
I know everyone guns for the speed legacies, but if your support cards are already speed-focused, is it be better to use sparks in stamina/power instead?
It'd be a free bunch of stats in something you're worse at training.
>>716274494why is he infamous?
>>716274881He's a retard, a successful retard
>>716274879>I know everyone guns for the speed legaciesonly retards
>if your support cards are already speed-focused, is it be better to use sparks in stamina/power insteadthat's correct
>>716274879Stamina is probably ideal because training speed especially with Kita trains power pretty well too.
>>716274879Given that training speed already gets you power, best to get stamina legacies probably.
>>716274879it's always better to use stam/power because with kitasan and a few other speed cards, you can grind speed really easily
>>716274881Extremely erratic behavior; would dominate races or not even try.
The most infamous instance was a race where 12B Yen was riding on him, only for him to become aggravated towards a horse in the gate next to him which caused him to have a slow start and lost the race.
>>716275008i am awful at the crane game, wish there was a training simulator i could use
>>716274879yes absolutely
speed is usually far easier to train and doing so also boosts power so it's usually worth focusing it
>>716249970 (OP)the vodka arima kinen is scripted right? I had A+ speed C+ everything else and she still died at 10th place.
She's won all the other races so far.
>>716275128>Long Fpretty much
>>716275163only if your deck/legacies are so stacked anyway that you can afford to spam it
>>716275128if you get an objective where it is simple run x event, then there's no expectation that you will do well (unless you build for it)
>>716275128Arima Kinen as a goal race where you don't have to hit 1st place is just a humiliation ritual for the uma (unless you mixmax them so they can win it).
>>716274881He's not just a retard. He's an intelligent retard. Gold Ship has been known to be an asshole to his handlers and throwing races when he doesn't feel like it. There was an incident from a decade ago where lots of people betted money on him winning, and he threw the race, causing a loss of 12 billion yen.
https://youtu.be/P26Opa7F5g0?si=nWs2mRggMTvyA3u5
tl;dr he acts stupid to piss people off for shits and giggles.
I really dont like Mejiro Mcqueen's career
I never, ever get to level up her unique skill
>>716271329irl horse was a chuddy
>>716275128>I had A+ speed C+ everything else and she still died at 10th place.and? She has G rating for long races, your stats mean nothing. She can't run on long races.
Reminder, Haru Urara was born in 1997
>>716270402Yeah Tachyon is great. Mine wins every medium race I've ever put her in. Get her to 3 star.
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>>716271329I didnโt like her being a Suzuka orbiter most of the first season. I liked that that was a plot point though.
>>716275128I got 1st today with 600 stamina, Long C from sparks and a couple stamina skills including swinging maestro. Think I was predicted 5th.
>>716275738>>716271463I thought Tamomo Cross was the incel chud horse
>>716275128If the race is a surface or distance they have lower than a B, they are guaranteed to lose that race as it equates to massive percent reduction in speed making them borderline unwinnable
>>716275787>10 years younger than mePerfect
>>716266741>>716266701I SHOULD BE HER TRAINER NOT THAT DUMB WHORE KIRYUIN I'D MAKE HER A WINNER
What's so good about the Manhattan Cafe card?
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If not for the goddamn slow metabolism 5 turns before the last goal race, I believe i will break 12000. Anyway, still trying out the wit meme, it works for everyone so far except Rice Shower.
>attempting Oguri's career for the first time
>Tamamo says she's gonna do the Tenno Sho, so I decide to do it too to get the trophy I need
>Get Rushed and absolutely smoked, come in 8th
>Oguri gets Paddock Fright
now she's the favorite for everything i try and I have no skill points!
>>716276096She already likes you from the very beginning and gives a lot of rainbow sex
>>716260692Activate in the first corner is fine. Race track is mainly oval shaped so the corner is always a bit far. The good thing about maestro compared to gourmand is they check the activation twice so it helps when your uma is witlet compared to gourmand that check the proc once.
Why's the daily carrot pack so shit. I'm not gonna pretend the Chinese gachas are amazing but their pack is cheaper and gets you more pulls. Do they update the shop ever.
>>716271181>>716271329Literally "no personality" the horse. Her personality pretty much exists to be the viewer surrogate for the anime. It's an issue many animes suffer from where the protag has to be boring as hell to be "relatable".
>>716276131dead pvp horse
are there no just straight races in japanese horse racing or is every forced to have corners because it would make corner skills useless?
>>716276578>every track in the game>because otherwise it wou
>>716276131Nice run
I could never with that stam though. I have been witting more lately and trying to keep stam at the breakpoints instead of shooting over the needful
How are you finding the Kiryuin card? I have it but haven't used it. What's it bringing here over a power card, for example?
>>716249970 (OP)Is she an evil horse? I love evil girls
>>716272508its a good movie though
>>716276578are races are held in stadiums, stadiums are round. Are you legit braindead or just a subhuman?
>>716276650>over the needfulGood morning saar.
Getting super angry at Opera O and smacking her and she gives up the character and becomes super introverted and apologizes over and over
>>716276578A straight race would use more real state, also by having a circle the audience can actually follow the race more easily.
>>716251439I am going all in on Hishi Amazon, heaven or hell
>>716276896what the fuck man how
>>716249970 (OP)>campaign with Teio>absolutely belt everyone else and win every G1 race by several lengths>get flogged by the Emperor in the Arima KinenFucking how. This is like the third time it's happened, why such a spike
>>716276948kitasan is an event bonus card
Wait...if I save the trainee scout tickets...I win?
I mean why would I use them now when shitty umas like Teio and Mcqueen are there, when I can save it for upcoming gigastaceys?
>"ms. rudolf I implore you PLEASE take a break"
>"no"
>>716276713none of her iterations are evil
am I stupid or can you not use paid carats more than once per day?
>>716276713There are no evil horses in the uma universe.
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>>716277240whalefags are stupid, yes.
>>716276810You do know umas are superhuman, right? They can't run at full speed in crowded areas because they might kill someone if they run into em. You slap won't do shit, and if she retaliates with purpose, you're fucking dead.
>>716276724>>7162769531. they are not stadiums, they are racecourses in which there is a central stand that occupies the main area of the track (the finish/start area) but otherwise the rest of the track is empty.
2. there are plenty of events in horse racing such as the 2000 guineas stake that happen within a racecourse but are flat
3. you don't know anything about horse racing and any information you do know is vaguely gleamed from uma musume.
>>716276830it entirely depends on the length of the track.
my question simply was, because i don't know enough about horse racing, do japanese horse races irl have straight races only?
wwyd if your uma forcefully kissed you in front of tens of thousands of people after she won the race
I still think that it's funny that trainer-san would allow super creek to ruffle his head in front of a crowd as an adult
>>716276810several umas would kill you if you tried, including meisho doto
>>716277354spending $20 once doesn't make you a whale, it makes you an adult
>>716277479Just let it happen. Umas basically rule the world, plus, you would never hope to fight one off. Saying no means nothing...
>>716277472>3. you don't know anything about horse racing>because i don't know enough about horse racing,LOL
Stadiums are round, ergo, everyone inside will be inside a circle. What your feel about this FACT won't change reality. You might not be a subhuman, but you're definitely retarded. The answer is plain fucking obvious.
>have Sweep Tosho and Nishino Flower cards
>still never get Charming while it's still relevant in the run
>>716254798What the fuck are the support cards for this? Every time I try to pull this shit and BAKUSHIN meme speed build, I end up taking so many rests that I run out of time.
Do you literally just train Wit if the failure chance is too high?
>/v/ is so retarded they don't realise that there are 1000m-1200m races that are literally just down the length of the racecourse straight
t. Gambling degenerate
>>716277660i meant to say i don't know anything about japanese horse racing, but even if i didn't know anything about japanese horse racing, i would know far more than you, who calls racecourses or tracks 'stadiums' and thinks that because that a racecourse is circular, then there is no possibility of straight races being run, despite that being the contary because many racecources have extensions such as great yarmouth or newmarket that allow for such things
again you don't know anything anon, it's fine to admit you're retarded.
>>716277762>blushing while her head's bowedCUTE
>>716277894But I've played Umamusume for a week now, I'm practically an expert in horse racing.
how can a horse be so expressive
>>716276650>support cardIts alright, only have it on my deck since its MLB and the energy reduction is pretty sweet (if it works). The mood up + energy + skill points on the first three recreation levels with her are great since I don't have to rest. Not very reliable though due to lack of priority training appearance. Expect the energy reduction to not work at least 50% of the time thanks to rng. Can swap it out with something else.
>Another race is being held on the next turn! Hope you're prepared to do a consecutive run!
>>716277992How do we stop him?
I have no idea how I completed this career.
>Supports would almost never grouped up or appear in their specialty.
>Rarely got friendship training and never more than 2.
>Constant mood downs before races.
>Failed 5-10% trainings multiple times.
Yet some how this bitch managed to win every single race except the Japanese Oaks.
I have no idea why but for some reason it's ALWAYS the fucking Japanese Oaks and it's always by finishing in 2nd place.
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After completing about 8 ura winning careers, should I switch the scheduling system to whatever I want?
Or should I remain on the guided path?
>>716277992By being the banter king and fucking with an entire country's industry and population. Worst type of horse to bet on; will shit the bed when favourite and finish 7th, and then win by 5 lengths when they're not suited.
>>716278190Fucking hell, that's not even that unattainable (except maybe the uncap levels). Might need to watch some videos to get an idea on scheduling.
>>716278284You can get even higher numbers with better supports, parents and good rainbow training RNG. See
>>716255098
>>716276578This nigga hasnโt heard of Ibis Summer Dash.
>>716278284I was doing it with Rs and 0LB SRs (and SW event card still) before Kita banner. Not quite as high, but same thing. Any SPEED cards will do
Was overcapped Spe before 2nd summer camp as well so I would drop one if I did it again
>>716278496>>716278521Yeah, I think I might just be too cautious and resting or racing when I should be training WIT or just going for it. Thanks anons
>>716278510i didn't but thanks for actually giving an answer anon
wonder if they would ever only add straight races, would be cool.
>>716277919How do you even get the skin condition?
>>716278631Wit is like skip a go without draining energy and see if you get a better training (more rainbows) tomorrow to dump energy into instead
You can still balance between normal rests without having to fully commit to the wit
Dailies costing carots is supreme faggotry it actually pisses me off. Literal HORSE SHIT.
>>716278835i thought dailies gave you carats
>>716278835what are you talking about
>>716278835what the fuck are you talking about
>>716278078I think there is a hidden modifier to the Nippon Derby and itโs counterpart Yushun Himba that makes winning them a bitch. Even Kikka Sho is not that hard if you are prepared, but Derby? Pure RNG
>g1 event - tokyo derby
>gives you a bajillion fans
>in tokyo racecourse
>running against the greatest racehorses of all time in maruzensky, mejiro mcqueen and oguri cap
>1st
>g3 event - the bukkake stakes
>gives you 1 fan
>in shitpoofoo stadium
>running against empty fridge and broom closet
>12th place
every time
>>716279121I've been sabotaging my runs in the last few days just trying to TROPHYMAXX and complete the collection; it's fucking stupid how often this happens.
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>>716275619He's unironically a cocky shonen protag. He never actually tried ever despite winning. Agnes on the otherhand is POTENTIAL horse. Had top tier genetics and could've been a great race horse but a leg injury killed it.
>>716279301where's gold ship
>>716279121is derby a career goal race and bukstaks an optional pickup race?
>>716279363>he doesn't know that the bukstaks is the dream goal of every umaand you call yourself a horseracing fan?
is there any way to train the entire summer break? or do you just have to get lucky with good wit training to recap some energy?
>>716279121Sakura Chiyono O in a nutshell
>>716279508I mean about getting +400 stats in career races
>fanHate horseracing, love Uma, how it goes
>>716279590with practice perfect and some luck you can do it
We desperately need a dark mode UI
>>716279590usually 1-2 wit happens depending on rainbows
for me anyway
>>716279672There's mods for the game now surely someone has to make a ui mod like taht
Wait you get Power when you train Speed?
>>716279770wait until you train guts!
>>716279678Lol, maybe after Almond Eye is playable
Cygame needs something to powercreep her outside of Dope Impact
>>716272658You'd get stockholm syndrome too if you hear HARIKIITE IKOU for 2 years.
Whoever designed Bourbon's career is a sadistic fuck. How is a new player supposed to clear this?
>>716251439Does JP have international horses? I want shit like Phar Lap, Seabiscuit, Makybe Diva etc.
>>716249970 (OP)Why does she want me to come in her body?
>>716280041Train Stamina, generally.
>>716280045they have a french horse
>>716278245Damn, Gold Ship is afraid of THIS?
>>716280205Post the webm of her crushing my balls
>>716278835You don't have to spend carats, you get more tickets for free each day. Hence the name "daily races".
>>716280205Gentle Donna? Katakana is hard.
I would like Cygames to send me another free 10 pull
>>716278835You talking 'bout daily mission or daily races? be specific man.
>>716280442it's gentiru, not gentaru
>>716280446personally i think they owe us about another 100
the worst part of the western fanbase is all the yurishit coming out now
death to all yurifags
>>716249970 (OP)OH SHIT I'M FEELIN' IT
>had a dream where I was outside my highschool (I'm 37)
>some event was happening in the parking lot
>Eishin Flash called my name, ran up to me and handed me her panties
>the event was a hide and seek to find the girl who picked you
>searched the school unveiling girls hiding bottomless behind curtains and such
>never found her
>dream ended with two cops calling me into a room claiming a girl reported me for groping her bare ass
I'm not joking, this was my dream. Might be playing this game too much.
Why didn't they just release Global with the Guts changes at the start?
>>716280890if it's jap programming it's probably tied to a new horse like mambo and the game will crash without her
>>716274881Couple reasons
>Surprisingly smart for a horse (about the intelligence of a seven-year old), so while still retarded, was dumb in a different way that was more like a fickle brat>Said fickleness reared up in his career, he'd dominate some races, but completely throw others, his jockey outright said that if Gold Ship didn't feel like it, he wouldn't go for first place>Flushed 12 billion Yen down the drain once, as others said>Related to a couple other well-known horses as part of the Stay Gold lineage (Fenomeno, Orfevre, etc)>Would try and kill his own trainer whenever he had the chance toEven with all this, he was still a really good racer (when he felt like it), he wasn't nicknamed the 'unsinkable battleship' for nothing
>>716280442Gentildonna. The one mare Gold Ship fears.
Your uma has to fight to keep other umas from touching you
I got 2* Wit, should I Witmaxx for a 8* Wit child then go from there?
>>716281082my favorite part
>veterinarian is doing his retirement check up>finishes his examination>asks the team "has this horse ever seriously run a day in his life" because he was in such excellent condition
>>716274881Great marketing.
>>716281082Recently one of his offspring, Meisho Tabaru, won the same race Goldship fucked up in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZEic1-LSm4
>>716281215wit sparks are genuinely useless.
>This Silence Suzuka lady is kind of nice.
>I'll just put on the track suit so I can see her thi-
>Oh.. Oh no...
Oh no
no no no no
>>716281215you want sparks in stats you don't train so its not helpful in most circumstances
if you were srs
>>716281157in reality, umas would have stablemates so trainers would have uma harems
>>716280129Well yeah, they've got El Condor too, but it feels like there should be some sort of 'international arc' where they introduce a bunch of elite historical horses from US, Australia, England, Hong Kong, etc
>>716281157Mambo is NOT a barnwrecker!
>>716281791but el condor is a japanese trained horse that competed in japan, it just happened to be american bred
montjeu is frog through and through
but i get what you mean
>>716281661i don't think any human alive could keep up with two 600 stamina umas, much less an entire stable of them
there's a reason we developed monogamy, and it's not for petty reasons like "making sure the child you're spending resources to raise has your genes". it's for survival.
>>716281525i dont get it?
>>716282634think he means he found out silence was a stallion irl by the pant type
reminder umas canonically have the soul of the real racing horses. The "girls" that were male horses are still male horses in a female body.
anon doesn't know what reincarnation is
>Using anything other then Medium Shoes in the club.
These aren't horse shoes.
who has a pic of happy meek in her racing gear
>>716283413Whatever cope you want to believe boylover
>>716282575nah I could do it
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>>716283654You probably could. Humans are known for tenacity in the animal world.
>>716283781Well, Silent Suzuka go to America so....
reminder that NTR DESTROYED jungle bitch in the following race after she beat opera
I finally found her, my cursed uma. That one guy had Vodka, and I have Symboli Rudolf. Holy fuck I just can't make her god damn win. I go for Wit, she gets boxed in. I go for Power, boxed in. No matter what I do, she just refuses to win. It's driving me insane.
>>716284820New meta is guts maxxing
>>716285232Surprised none of you made a Doom guts edit.
>>716273982Great, so I'm supposed to grind hundreds of hours just to stand a chance. Fun game.
>>716285343I'm personally waiting for the guts remake
when is this lazy piece of shit getting added?
god i love her
Wait how old is Urara? IRL that is.
>>716285343Never thought to make that association. Now that I think about it, Miura probably would have liked this game
>>716285370gacha for a reason
>>716285751Nobody wants this jobber
>>716285871Damn, Haru doesn't have much time left on this earth
>>716280641On brand for cygames.
>>716285871Damn she's elderly as far as TBs go.
>>716285886her personal skill is mega busted for front runners so everyone wants her for inheritance purposes
>>716286049For thoroughbreds, sure.
>>716286170Oh damn he was a Shire.
>>716257516uh oh! stinky!
>burn all my clocks early in a career
>every race is tachyon lost in the pack until the final stretch where she pulls a top 3 finish out of her ass
this shit is so stressful
>>716286973And her normal look
>>716287158oh shit she's bustin it down sexual style
A question for JP players, what does the guts rework do?
>>716287667I have reworked Mayano's guts, if you catch my drift
>>716287739umamusume a...
>>716287739idk who that is but she looks really weak and slow and stupid
>>716287667Later on Guts will also affect speed in the last spurt, also when she's competing with a different Uma it helps positioning.
>>716251439TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
If you like Tachyon you're a college freshman. Astronomy Youtuber-tier. What, you subscribe to Nova? Damn, you learned about space time this year?
>>716265232King Halo is suffering. It's a pain to get her aptitudes for required races up. If only she could front run.
>>716270507>>716270773you have to understand that each uma career has (You) adopting different personas. Super Creek (You) is a totally newbie trainer whose relationship with Super Creek is akin to being trained yourself, hence the mommy play. The infantilism is (You) learning to accommodate certain Uma's quirks, and not just (You) receiving mommy play one sidedly. This career is my favourite because it ends on a sweet note of the trainer and Super Creek finally realizing what they meant to each other and standing as equal to each other, also heavily implied romance unlike most careers.
Taiki is by far the best and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>716289134I don't care for the wacky scientist stuff at first but the deeper meaning behind it her legs being made of sawdust and all that endeared me
>>716275064>>716275619funnily enough, this is probably the one instance he didn't mean to throw. At the end of it, he allowed his trainer to touch him to say that he is sorry. He's smart enough to understand that he screwed up and regret it, truly one of the smartest horse around.
>>716289534Mogged by Bakushin (full power)
just going off the few careers I've done so far I've noticed that my tastes in character design and my tastes in character story do not align at all in this game. is there a (relatively spoiler-free) tl;dr anywhere for all the horses so I know who to waste my time rolling for in the future
>>716281416in the offspring game, Orfevre's children are more successful. As a matter of fact one of his have already surpassed everyone in goldshi/ orfe/ gentildonna's generation
>>716252532I know nothing about this game or it's characters. Does this horse girl have autism?