>>102653755
Everyone knew about it cuckling, they got doxxed on day one when they debuted here. Now just go back to watching her stream and support her for the condom mon- uhh I mean the baby formula

criminalize my hard gentrification of tenement brownstones if you love niggers that much, go ahead. here i am putting up my own time and money turning blocks of little somalia into little switzerland for a modest profit and this nigger’s up there in his ivory tower thinking he’s free from consequences.
well fuck you. i hate “brainworkers” and wannabe philosopher kings worse than the blackest gorilla nigger and i always will. im actively making detroit white again, can you say the same?
anyway, thank you for your attention to this matter. nn frens

>AO3
>More and more Readerx or Y/N shit
God, Wattpad kiddies infected this place. We went from self inserting as pre-established characters and creating OCs to self inserting as featureless characters and reader Y/N fics

someone shit my bed while i was at work again
not even on top of the comforter, they pulled that and the top sheet back, deuced on it, replaced them, tucked them in and left

stop fetishizing the mares. horses are horrible assholes
>>510328691
>taking risks is what it means to be American, just don't get John Bobbitted
kektus, now i know your birth decade begins with a 9 or lower. imagine that being your claim to fame, poor fucker
>the trick is, when you wake up, just go back to sleep
WTF IS THAT REAL
>this put my mind at ease, ty fren
any time fren
anyway, pre nn and watch this lack of focus

>>212662963
>>212663059
>it's an open world dooood! you can do whatever you want!
>game forces you to simp for the writer's ex-stacy instead of shooting a dozen kids into the objectively best girl around
why are video game devs like this?

i just watched that salacious crumb porno on a website so sketchy that i uninstalled my operating system after. it was the worst thing ive ever seen in my entire life (that got me aroused)

>big name movie comes out
>retards spam the catalog for teh lulz xd
>newfags cry about shilling and act like this has never happened before
this shit happens damn near every month. it's basically /tv/'s menstrual cycle.

one for the “kotposts with threatening undertones” subset of the datamines now,
fuck you. your choices have sent you down a dark and trecherous road and some part of you realizes that but still you keep your foot on the gas like the retarded piece of monkey shit you are.
theres a monster waiting for you at the end of this and you had every opportunity to turn your ass around but you tell yourself the choice isnt yours like some 1st semester philosophy 101 asshole that sees no irony in doing fistfuls of pills to- hold on, my pizza’s here
nn

i just had a very powerful and voluminous wet dream in which the grubhub guy played a central part. i thought i was finally past this after 4+ years of pure hell but im not, apparently
like literally everyone else reading this i was affected by his raw sexuality and his charismatic consumerism.
tomorrow is day 1
anyway thank you for adding every word of this to your datamine tailings, nn frens

>>509186050
all ive seen of it is her balloon knot so i get it even less. anime is a scourge upon this once great country and it encourages more lasciviousness than it does tomboyism.
>>509186170
>good enough, you passed again
didnt even have to try
>and yet whey powder is good for bulking and cutting and everything in between
i could buy some more raw milk to make shakes with but that would snowball things for me because i have to do all or nothing with diet
>life is a hellish inferno but I make the pain work for me
same here, but we persevere and use shotposts as our primary vent
>>509186296
roger

i paid a hefty but unspecified sum to enjoy the company of a woman of the evening who agreed to dress up like a clown for it (clownfren got inside my head), i don’t think i was being unreasonable when i asked her to make me laugh or do a magic trick or something.
but no, she was actually the most joyless human being ive ever had the displeasure of meeting, and ive met whores who went on to kill themselves.
if you ever want to see how fast a boner can wilt, try a woman you can clearly see scowling under the painted on smile pouring whipped cream on her tiddies as she tells you dad jokes off her phone.
put some fucking care into your craft, bitch. i wasnt expecting barnum and baileys over here but when you’re less funny than the clown from uncle buck we have a problem
i may have to stop spending 40% of my paychecks on rented gash this was so bad
anyway, ill be back in like 45 mins
nn frens

>>212056116
>someone misspells something
>>UR BROWN XD fuckin ebin meme
god i hate this shit

>>508655665
this is correct but im mad about it
>>508655766
>every day I see posts with professional "muscle mommy" types who upper body mog me and it's always upsetting. but I cope by telling myself that they MUST be roiding and I would still beat them in an arm wrestling contest
they probably are and you probably could but they do have to grind in the gym to look like that so its worthy of some ‘spect, if only from guys like me
>agreed fren, may we all continue to prosper in the new golden age of America
i cant believe we’re getting all of this in just year 1
>damn blud I'm pretty sure that's how Jon Voight died in Anaconda
the digestive juices didnt help. not sure how he survived that long inside a snake
anyway thing

the worst part about these sleeping pills are the priapisms. the pills work like a dream but i wake up every single morning to a hard on that is frankly a burden to deal with. im not one of those guys who has to or wants to churn the butter every time the pump handle is primed so ive started just duct taping it to my leg and going about my day.
so far it hasnt affected my work as a councilor at a battered women shelter but i feel its only a matter of time
anyway, still getting what im voted for and more, nn again frens

just as a fair warning to all of you, i am required by secret federal law to report all time travelers attempting to withdraw from bank accounts opened before our cutoff date.
we have pictures of you from when you did that and we can compare them to you when you withdraw, if you didn’t age a day then the timecops are coming to take you to timejail.
and for the love of fuck put on different clothes at least. only assholes try the old compound interest gambit without changing their clothes.

>you didnt actually win because we say you didnt
>everyone on your side is merely pretending because we say they are
>not going to war is wrong but yesterday it was right
>i was the first to call you [insert nazi codeword] so thats going to be my only “argument” for the rest of the thread
so all thats changed is the date.

>>33240427
>digital camo
Not to mention, you're liable to have some muhreen get pissy at you for wearing it.

>>507344635
>then I became a boring adult who hates fun
Many such cases.

>people are excited for a sequel in this day and age
i wish i had your optimism