>>105908122
Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But, truth is... the metrics were rigged from the start.

>>715110209
go to bed grandpa

>>714811496
>Borrow Harry Potter book from the library
>Date of return: my mood
>Get banned from the library the very next hour because late return

>>42334256
How much will those parents pay me to not post pony porn on the Internet?
I don't do charity work.

>>714435361
>I am a cuck
>I get dildos in my asshole in return for being a good slave cuck!
>simple!